#moutain dew red

[achillermcwheeler]

Re-draw of Jeremy and Michael art from last year (then on the left, right is current.)

Lowkey insane how much my art's improved but kept a similar style...

And also how I'm still using deafult microsoft apps.

[normal-internet-user]

Tis I, 💜

I think my request got eaten maybe? But I just wanted to request the 2012 turtles with an adoptive human!older sister reader, who is very good at being a sister to each of the brothers unique needs. Example :

Skateboarding /being silly with Mikey (but not so much the others, baby brother privilege lmao)

Sparring /rough housing with Raph

Serious training / meditation with Leo

And actually helping Donnie or listening to him when he goes on his rants? Instead of making fun of him she gives him encouragement ?

And of coarse a cute lil bit with splinter wouldn’t upset me :) but whatever you can do with this! I don’t wanna ask too much. Hope you are doing well, love ya 💜

OMG hi Purple! Haven't heard from you in forever friend! Love the prompt, this is gonna be great!

2012 BOYS WITH A BIG SIS READER

When Splinter took you in, he was still a new father, the boys were still just tots and you were only around 4.

He'd found you lost and alone in the sewers, how you had even gotten there, he had no clue, but after discovering a note in your coat pocket asking for someone to care for you, he decided he would.

He raised alongside the boys, and there was never an issue.

You got along well with each of them and all four looked up to you as much as they did to him.

Splinter trained you in ninja arts, and you were patroling by fifteen.

By around that time, the boys had started their training, and Splinter often had you help him teach the boys.

You were Ane-chan to the boys, (Older sister, if it's wrong feel free to tell me.), And you always made sure to spend time with all of them growing up.

You'd make sure Donnie slept, and sit with him while he worked, and he appreciated how much you cared.

You'd let Raph vent to you, and you would rough house around alot, obviously he's a bit stronger than you naturally, so even if you won, it was usually sporting a few new bruises. He would always feel bad about it, but don't worry Red, Ane-chan can handle a few bruises.

You meditated often with Leo, and always listened when he info dumped about Space Heros. He always went to you if he struggled in training since he knew you'd do your best to actually help him.

You reserved all that pent up silly for Mikey, prank wars, staying up late with video games and moutain dew.

Honestly, I thinked you would have a moment like Po, where you find out you're adopted, and your just like,

"WHAT?"

Then you're talking to April and Casey about it like, "So, I just found my dad isn't really my dad."

Casey: "Your dad... the rat?"

*Nod*

Casey: "Are you-"

April: "That must have been quite difficult."

Moving back abit, when the Foot and Kraang start borderline harrassing the boys,

You're just about go kick Shredder's ass yourself,

Ain't nobody gonna mess with your Kyoudai. (Little brothers).

Obviously Splinter tells you to cool it,

But after that you go with the boys everywhere you can.

You never take away Leo's role as the leader but rather offer yourself up as the voice of reason and peace among the team.

You do your best to make sure arguments are settled in a healthy way,

While also trying to keep those idiots from getting themselves killed.

The first time you faced Shredder he was like, "Wtf how the hell did Yoshi aquire you? And why?"

You almost succeded in kicking his ass,

Emphasis on almost,

You got your fucking leg fractured.

You had to stay in a hospital up top for a while.

Ahem-

Obviously it would have been hard for Splinter to send you to school,

So growing up he just homeschooled you to the best of his ability, and you actually homeschooled the boys.

So when April and Casey show up, April let's you know it's possible to get a highschool diploma online.

You're all like, "Hell yeah, let's do this."

But then, ya know,

Highschool.

Splinter taught you how to cook, and you were the designated chef of the household, (Even if it was just algea)

Eventually, you taugh Mikey, so now you guys share the kitchen.

Now about that wholesome moment with Splinter,

I have a little drabble thought.

So, imagine you're around 13, and your job is to watch the boys and make sure they don't hurt themselves or anything.

For some more context the boys are around 9.

So, anyway,

Splinter is out, and you're babysitting.

The boys are wrestling, which isn't too unusual, they do that alot ya know?

But, someone's foot lands were it shouldn't, and now Donnie's wrist is swelling and all four of them are crying.

You panic, you pick up Donnie and bring him to the kitchen and put some ice in his wrist.

After that, you move back to the living room, and do your best to calm evryone down.

Now, Splinter knew he could hear anything happening for quite a distance, so when he hears crying and your panicked voice, he instantly made his way home.

He ran in, expecting the worst, and was relieved to find no one was mortaly injured.

After you told him what happened, he calmed you and the boys, and after checking Donnie's wrist, he put the boys to bed.

The entire time, you sat on the couch, waiting for Splinter to come and scold you. You felt guilty and ashamed.

After all, Donnie got hurt on your watch.

It was your fault.

Splinter sat next to you, and you curled into yourself with tears running down your face, "Is Donnie gonna be ok?" you sniffled.

Splinter put a gentle hand on your shoulder, "He'll be fine, my dear."

You wiped your eyes with your sleeve, "I'm sorry, Father. I- I messed up, and then Donnie got hurt and I didn't know what do to-"

"Hey, hey. It was not your fault. Accidents happen. What is important is to learn how to prevent the same accident from happening again."

"B-but-"

"Ah, ah. No buts. It was not your fault. Now go tell your brothers goodnight. And then we can read stories." You nodded, smiling softly as Splinter pulled you in for a hug.

You wiped your eyes and entered the boys' shared room.

Mikey shot up from his bed, "(Name)!"

You shushed him, tucking him back in, and giving him a kiss on the forhead, "Quiet down, Angelo. It's bedtime."

He huffed, and you moved around the room, making sure each of your brother was tuckes in nice and warm.

As you moved to leave, there was a soft chorus of, "Goodnight, Ane-Chan."

You turned and smiled, "Goodnight little brothers."

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Whoops, got a little carried away with this one lol!

[iamthecomet]

So like idk if this is gonna be like a prompt or something but I wanna get your take on this.

So you know how everyone’s always like “big dick mountain” this and “small dick dewdrop” that… but what if it was reversed? What if mountain had a smal dick and dew had a big one ya know? And hell what if maybe everyone thinks dew is always the one getting railed by mountain but what if one day a sibling or maybe one of the ghouls walks in on them accidentally and finds out they were very wrong as of seeing mountain with his legs wrapped over dews waist tightly while dew teases and “bully’s” mountain about his dick size

You don't understand how much I think about stuff like thisssss. I am very equal opportunity when it comes to my dick-size headcanons (meaning, they change all the time). And I'm FULLY ON BOARD FOR THIS. Everyone knowing Moutain and Dew are banging. All the siblings know it. They see Dew sneaking into Mountain's greenhouse. If they walk too close they hear them, gasping, moaning, whining they assume is coming from Dew. They see Dew coming back out later with his hair all fucked up and bruises on his neck. They see the way they look at each other. They know. Everyone knows. And yeah, of course they assume that Dew's bottoming. That Mountain is stuffing that little twink full of his no doubt giant dick. But what if someone gets curious. Sees Dew slip into Mountain's greenhouse at sunset one night and can't resist. The walls are glass after all, and Mountain and Dew are hot--and Swiss watches them all the time, they're used to an audience. Maybe not a human one but if they wanted privacy they'd go inside. But what they see isn't what they expect. The sun casts golden light over Dew and Mountain. Sweat drips down Mountains' face as he clings to the potting bench Dew's hoisted him up on. His legs wrapped tight around Dew's bony hips. Cock hard against his belly. Leaking. So much smaller than all the rumors say. Flushed dark red already as Dew fucks into him. Long rough strokes that betray his size. They watch as Dew presses the heel of his hand down on Mountain's stomach. Then makes Mountain do the same. Asks he he can feel how deep he is. They watch Dew drag his fingers over Mountain's cock. Engulf it in his hand. Thumb over the slit and tell Mountain it's cute. Cute how hard he gets. Cute how it fits so nicely in Dew's hand. Cute how small he is, a handful, a mouthful, easy, adorable. And Mountain's undone by it. By Dew's words and the way he can feel Dew's cock under his hand. How good it feels to be taken care of like this. And god those Siblings watch as Mountain spills all over Dew's hand and his own happy trail and they know that no one will ever believe them.

[silvernevermind]

tf2 mercs favorite sodas

engineer - clearly a coke man. classic, sugary, cold beverage in a red can hes drinking outside in a hot garage no AC. mixes well with rum/jack daniels, too. contender for being a dr pepper man too but it just doesnt have the thirst quenching qualities hed want.

soldier - sothis one is a bit tricky. itd be easy to assume hed be a coke man too, its the american drink. however, he really could be a pepsi man if only because its not commie red colored. its a toss up between those two but im leaning pepsi

sniper - bit controversial but id say hes probably a mountain dew head. hes driving in his little van, stopping at a dinky little gas station to gather up food before he holes up somewhere waiting for his shot, hes gonna be wanting caffeine. i will say moutain dew isnt good warm, which is a point against this theory, but i still think it stands

medic - to be real his favorite soda is probably just seltzer, probably a fancy brand too. its partially a health concern thing, but he also just doesnt seem like a soda guy in general. thatbeing said, i do think sprite could potentially be enjoyed by him time to time. its clear, its clean looking, and theres the thought german > likes orange soda > likes fruit flavors.

pyro - 44oz cup. walkign up to the soda fountain and just mixing some shit together. likes gas station with the flavor pumps more so he can make more a mess mixing it all. depending on the conconction he might not even actually drink any of it

spy - a tough nut to crack. he doesnt seem like much of a sweets person and probably would view soda akin to candy. a cold fanta though could be his thing. treat it like an orange juice and might be nice to have with his breakfast.

heavy - a real diet coke guy.

demoman - dr pepper

scout - its literally fucking bonk

[teaabun]

They should make moutain dew code red the blood of christ

[firebornamari]

Here's today's question: what would describe Moutain dew "code red" to taste like? It's supposed to be "cherry" but it absolutely does not. I just tell people it tastes like "red"

[squipno1991]

Lydia, what is your opinion on Mountain Rush?

Awful. I'm currently looking into ways to get it discontinued. It worked with Moutain Dew Red, we can do it again.

[mostlyhereforthatgayshit]

Michael

Makes an entrance

Chug that mfing m o u n t a i n dew

[pridesthetic]

Moutain Dew Lesbian Flags

Lesbian | NB Lesbian | Trans Lesbian

(DNI: T3RF, tru$cum, N$FW, M/A/P, C/G/L, A/B/D/L, pr0-ana, l1ttlespace, anti he/him lesbian, anti neopronoun, anti-anti/pr0shipper, m0gai, y@ndere, g0re blogs)

[trash-cass]

"dont fuck the computer" *whispers* i'm gonna fuck the computer, just try to stop me

D ON’T   F UK C  THE   COMPU TE R

[ask-the-jsegos-archived]

Try drinking some Moutain Dew Red. That might help!

{I suppose I could take one of Chase's from the fridge, but he would probably k̶͔i̱̖͜ḻ̭̝̜̻ĺ me if he found out. I do appreciate the suggestion!}

[chocolatemascato]

Batfam as Soda

I blame this entirely on @captainadventurous97. This was her idea. Oddly, I don’t regret it... 🤔

Bruce

Coke bc it’s plain and simple. Strong like him. Hard to take sometimes. Burns going down.

Dick

Pepsi bc he’s like Bruce but he’s not. He’s sweeter. Easier to handle. Better.

Jason

Mountain Dew- Classic, voltage and code red. Robin, post-pit, Red Hood. Multiple versions of him, multiple versions of Mt Dew

Tim

Fanta Pineapple bc he’s fruity 😂 (and that’s what he eats before he goes to visit Kon👀). Alternatively, he is also Moutain Dew bc it’s full of caffeine. V unhealthy just like him

Damian

Sprite is strong as hell. v sharp but refreshing. Dami is strong and uses sharp things. he’s diff from the other kids, maybe not refreshing but 🤷🏾‍♀️

Duke

Dr Pepper bc he’s super sweet and comes with 23 different flavors

Cass

RC Cola bc she’s like Dick and Bruce but she’s not them. Sweet.

Steph

Grape crush... I mean it’s grape, which is purple so... 🤷🏾‍♀️ v sweet.

Barbara

Cherry coke bc... well I mean, who doesn’t like cherries? 😉😉

Alfred

Ginger ale bc easy on the stomach. takes care of you when you’re sick. almost everyone likes. And Canada is the England of North America

[mermaidvenom]

Yet another dumb dbh comment made by me

Robyn(my sister) *is minding her own businesto playing dbh and is at the meet kamski chapter*

Me: why is he swimming in code red moutain dew?

Her: he isnt the walls of the pool are red....

Me: i thought he was swimming in moutain dew

Her: nope the walls are red and water is clear liquid

Her(also) if the liquid was red he would be red

Me: *wall of relisation breaks* well you just killed my expectations thanks sis

[todays-percy-jackson]

Some anon force fed John a squip! Help him.

AHHHHH

*Chucks Moutain Dew Red everywhere*

[textsfromdeh]

Yall out here saying moutain dew code red is good get out of here with the noise gamer fuel is the superior Dew and you know it

[goggles-mcgee]

Optic Nerve Blocking On

So to my fellow BMC fans, I had this really weird thought at like 4 in the morning but I was too lazy to grab my phone and type this out then. So we all know Michael did his research and that he knows how to stop the Squip with the Moutain Dew Red, but we also know that Jeremy can't see him due to optic nerve blocking. What if he used that to his advantage?? He could have just slipped Jeremy the drink and Jer wouldn't have even noticed. Like Michael at lunch just casually switches his drink with like a cup of Moutain Dew Red and no one else notices either.

I imagine he found out about the Moutain Dew Red after he talked to his fellow World of Warcraft friend about his brother going insane. I don't think that friend knew how but i do think the guy at Payless did and Michael might have remembered how he was going to give Jeremy a warning but got busy. So he goes back to Payless to ask the dude and he does have to bribe him since he's "wasting his time if he's not buying anything." And the guy tells him about the Mountain Dew Red now that he's not busy and Michael freaks a bit because he knows a guy at Spencers who just got in a shipment! So he probably went to buy some.

And I imagine all of that went on before Halloween so I do think he would have had the time to do it. He snuck into Jake's party, he could have easily switched out Jeremy's drink, those kinds of parties are chaos and I'm sure no one would have said anything. Or in this scenario he could have given him some in the bathroom, like hey yeah I'm still mad at you but I have something to tell you and it's not exactly easy to say so let's have a drink first.

And yeah maybe that's a bit underhanded but Jeremy was blind to what that thing was doing to him, at least until the Chloe thing, but even then he was so desperate he repressed all the bad things the Squip was saying and doing, so in my mind I think alittle underhandedness was needed.