Please accept this as my apology for not posting very much.
Optimus got a sticker for being a good patient (unlike Bulkhead)
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THEY'RE BAAAACK!
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Illinois: Hold on, I can explain!
New York: Really? Can you now?
Illinois: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.
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New York, texting Illinois: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…
Illinois′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.
*Later*
Illinois, texting back: Fuck you.
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Illinois: Is five a lot of followers?
New York: Depends on the context.
New York: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.
New York: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.
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Illinois: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
New York: No... well, their slowness.
Illinois: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Illinois: Now I have a plan.
Illinois: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
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New York: Trouble at 2 o'clock!
Illinois: *looks down at their watch*
Illinois: Now, how do you know that?
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Illinois: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
New York: That doesn't exist.
Illinois: Not with that attitude.
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New York: Illinois is not allowed to decide which one of us is the chosen one.
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Illinois: I’m Illinois. I’m an accountant.
New York: I’m New York. I have a knife.
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Illinois: What happened to your nose?
New York: I used it to break some guy's fist.
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Illinois: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.
New York: You’re too young to have enemies.
Illinois: You don’t even know.
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Illinois: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
New York: That sounds like a dare to me.
Illinois: Oh my god.
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