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carrieleblancart · 2 years

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#cat memes #cats of the internet #no banana

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cyborgrhodey · 10 months

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THE BANANAS ARE GAY

THESE BANANAS

THE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE GAY

BELATED HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE

#somebody shut me up #this news is 4 years old but forgive me i only learned of it now #THE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE GAY YALL thats my childhood

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etchif · 3 months

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#For me it's peach. can't stand them #polls #fruit #why do you people hate bananas so much. i expected the pear and pineapple hate but bananas? really?

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destinationtoast · 8 months

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My grandmother is Japanese and really likes to give gifts. Often those gifts are Japanese desserts or other food, but sometimes she just slips me cash, folded up inside a tiny, beautiful envelope. But she likes to pretend she's not giving me money, so when possible, she'll hide it somewhere that I will find later.

Today I spent the afternoon with her doing chores and tech support, and she clearly felt this warranted a significant gift in return (no matter that I enjoyed myself). But she forgot to slip something into my pocket or bag before I left, so instead she rushed outside as I was starting my car, making the old-school "roll down the window" gesture. Once I complied, she was forced to acknowledge she was handing me money, but she also tried to minimize the gesture.

The result was that she said, "Thank you, dear! I just wanted you to be able to... to buy yourself a hamburger," and then handed me a darling little envelope that turned out to contain $100. And all I could think was:

#we live in california and even here that's a lot of hamburger #do kids these days still know the old signal for #roll down the window #?#do they still use it?#it does have the advantage of being distinctive #in a way that holding down an imaginary button does not #toasty life #the value of a hamburger #memes #it's one banana michael #op #50 #100 #500 #1K #5K #10K

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gojosbf · 2 months

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damn i wonder where else did i see a similar shot

oh.

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jujutsu kaisen 2 #gojo satoru #geto suguru #satosugu #stsg #blue lock #banana fish #sk8 the infinity #haikyuu #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #6k #7k #8k #9k #10k

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matchandelure · 1 month

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saw this plushie and immediately thought of him

#PLEASE ITS A BANANA #one piece #sir crocodile #op crocodile #my art stuff #edit: the croconana is sold by sorbet jungle!

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sam-dugesian · 6 months

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30 days no banana

Day 1

no banana

#no banana #inktober 2023

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finneroo · 1 year

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I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

#once a violin maker...#quite pleased with this #it's my first attempt at hand poke #although i did accidently launch the needle at the banana at one point #like a dart into a dart board #probably a human would complain more about that than the banana did

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zanephillips · 4 months

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JOHANN FITCH Obliterated 1.02 "Born in the U.S.S.R."

#johann fitch #obliterated #actor #guys #obliteratededit #johannfitchedit #men #menedit #mancandykings #mensource #dailymenedit #gifs #mine #*#the banana split scene is so..😂

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savagegood · 10 months

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the baseball we deserve

(this is the savannah bananas. they dance. they wear kilts. they Love The Boys. also they have a dance team made up of seniors called the banana nanas, a "dad bod cheerleading squad", the man-nanas, and a charity organisation focused on foster care called bananas foster)

#they're so fun and also. i love baseball pants.#savannah bananas #baseball #*op

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lainfangirl · 1 year

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