"rhaenys could have ended the war by dracarysing all the greens right there" yes because a distant relation to the throne deciding to barbecue an anointed and publicly positively hailed king and his entire family who is well loved within the city and in multiple other parts of the country for the sake of the succession of a far-away princess no one was ever on board with who hasn't been seen by the populace in literal years, her psycho husband, her three obvious bastards, and two toddlers from the psycho husband would go over super well with westeros and especially in king's landing where scores of the still-cheering population were killed for no reason by that same dragon who would do the barbecuing, because when targaryens act unilaterally without thinking of how the people would react there's never any problem, which is why the storming of the dragonpit and robert's rebellion were actually just collective delusions dreamed up by readers who hate rhaenyra and not key parts of the story and house targaryen's history that directly contributed to their demise and are intrinsic to the plot
truly team black stans are made up of only the most genius and media literate amongst us
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I’m being so fr the first time i read a batfam fic and one of the older robins called a younger one “baby bird” i was reminded of those Hawks x readers and was horrified.
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Realized that I totally forgot to ever post these... In honour of my 18327th reread of Monstrous Regiment, here's The Squad™️ (with some bonus Pollys and Mal)
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both of my siblings have tumblrs and we all follow each other, even a few of our side blogs, but i have never told them about this one because i knew they'd judge me for it
today me and my siblings were in the living room and i didn't want to get up so i sent a post to my sibling and told them to open tumblr
a few seconds later they jumped up and yelled really loudly "who the hell is sisterdanielstits?"
keep in mind MY DAD IS STANDING IN THE ROOM WITH US
so i had to quickly start explaining things and backtracking like "IT'S A JOKE IN THE FANDOM! IT'S NOT AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS! IT'S A JOKE ACCOUNT! THE NAME'S A JOKE!"
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oh my fucking god i need to walk into oncoming traffic
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