#not them that are boring

[tbh-entp]

ok so i don’t think we should feel bad for literally feeling our souls leave us while talking to people who we don’t find stimulating-- we just can’t blame it on them

[captainjonnitkessler]

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

[redysetdare]

Sometimes...characters being in a romantic relationship is worse.

[hinamie]

I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite

[flagellant]

yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

[mirpkechi]

this is me btw . . . me when online frienfds . . . me when close mutuals . . . me talking to the silly people in my phone . . .

[tonaegiri]

this guy

[ewwww-what]

When are the cignifiant figure’s releasing their album made specifically to bully Ruben Hopclap?

[paimt]

its just supervised phone calls like

in the wise words of stan himself: give me money

[verflares]

ah! the sillies :)

[wintergrofyuri]

post canon labru is so fucking peak are you kidding me. the king of melini and his most trusted advisor. his right hand man. whispering in his ear. a regal wolf and the little raven perched beside him. sneaking around the castle at night. HAND KISSING. oh my god. kabru needs to take his king's hand in his and kiss it while looking up at him through his eyelashes.

the king of melini, the devourer of all things horrible, wrapped around kabru's finger. like. this guy ate a demon and hes just like. a big dog around him. like its sick. sole survivor of his hometown and now he's got a king warming his bed at night. scratching under his chin and calling him a good boy right after a meeting.

im just. so in awe. kabru looked at laios and went "im going to whisper in his ear if its the last thing i do" and by god he did it.

[wafflesex]

AU where Azul is a poor orphan boy who lures bullies to his newfound companions: a pair of twin sea-dragons.

Tidbits for Funsies:

As far as the world knows, the twins are the last of their kind.

They make sounds similar to crocodile purrs.

Legend has it they hold mortal forms most of the time.

They can transform back... but only during thunder storms.

Floyd has wider teeth better suited for grabbing and crushing.

Jade has needle-like teeth better suited for ripping and tearing.

Floyd has a scar around his neck; he survived a human attack when he was several hundreds of years younger.

Jade likes to hoard shiny rocks and metals, especially if they're sharp.

They met Azul by the shore when he was still a child. He had just killed a man in self-defense.

[mildarka]

Felt like making a reverted AU

[ciearcab]

the universe is, and we are

[skellagirl]

played DA2 for the first time and romanced the possessed bisexual poor little meow meow who's totally down for firebombing a walmart

[nexo-nex]

Theres gotta be a message/metaphor somewhere about briar having rose tinted glasses in her main design and her finally realizing her destiny is not as good as it was painted out to be for her