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bananafishdepression · 4 months
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Sometimes I see people complaining about Ash and Eiji, saying how they are the definition of queerbait just because they don't do what you would normally expect a mlm couple to do
The thing about mlm ships is that they're too sexualised
You usually know the endgame when you see two boys having unexplainable sexual tension and it doesn't even take long to get them there, usualy by third chapter
Now, there are some good anime that potray healthy and normal mlm relationships, but people now mostly just read BL manhwa where relationships are mostly toxic or done for fanservice
And then fans like that decide to watch Banana Fish because someone told them they have a cute relationship (they usually ignore TWs but whatever) and decide to shit over them because they didn't even have a proper kiss like???
Do they need to fuck on screen to prove their love
Sometimes we forget that most of BL boys are young and sure, boys IRL do think about sex a lot but they also have feelings and want to love which most media doesn't show
Ash had trauma that could have been healed (maybe not comepletely, but enough to at least try and live a normal life) if he decided to live, but he didn't, and we can't just know what he would've done with Eiji if he went to Japan
Eiji is sweet and shy, we don't see much from his perspective, and we also don't really know much about him and why he was interested in Ash from the very beginning, you could describe it him being mysterious or it's just author's laziness lol (motives might be better explained in the manga where Eiji is a little more realistic to real boys)
And then you see those two just enjoying each other's presence and say YEAH THATS QUEERBAIT
???
When did it become unusual for two people to just enjoy having each other, it's not like you and your partner have this akward sexual tension moment every single second of your time lmao.
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hallowxiu · 11 months
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having solomon as your fave is so complicated. like i love him to bits, but he's always getting in the way, or doing something incredibly shady, or giving unsolicited advice, or trying to poison you on the daily with food (despite not being stupid and knowing that everyone with the exception of raphael (who is honestly the weirdest character by far) avoids his cooking but decides to play dumb regardless), and honestly is responsible for half the dilemmas we get in (he's starting to give diavolo a run for his money) and in this essay i will-
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lotus-pear · 4 months
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The Dazai and Atsushi reunion will probably break me lmao
(the pics are cute btw. I love them)
IF THEY DONT HUG IM FINDING ASIGIRIS HOUSE /SRS anyway it'll have the opposite effect on me i'll have the life breathed back into me at their father son reunion
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keillura · 1 year
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chiscara au where they meet after the memory reset and childe Knows this guy …. from Somewhere
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penguinseathearts · 2 years
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he’s just like that
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t4tbedehopmar · 2 years
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*tatsumi voice* the lost lamb of god-
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slitherpunk · 1 year
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judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"
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camilleflyingrotten · 8 months
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Time for the traditional role swap uh 👀
David!Aziraphale and Michael!Crowley
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ratective · 7 months
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i think they would’ve let simon crash for some time after the series finale only to be faced with the devastating consequences of that decision
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greykolla-art · 1 month
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Alastor: “Now, let’s talk about literally anything else please!”
Me: “Good! Cause I don’t know where you went so I can’t go further with this!😂”
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startreklesbian · 2 months
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Happy birthday to me i guess
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sleepygetou · 3 months
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Happy Birthday Suguru~ ♡
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zfedraws · 8 months
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Oh Tara, we’re really in it now….
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arrowheadedbitch · 16 days
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Steph: Who was the best kid? Like, when you got them, who was best at, uh, being a..good kid?
Bruce, immediately: Jason.
Tim, traumatized: Let's not do this right now.
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cosmicisbored · 19 days
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lenin-it-to-win-it · 2 years
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Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring... he’ll despise me... 
Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun
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