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Is it weird that math is my second favorite subject (art is my first favorite) despite being absolute shit at it?
Like, I will be failing every quiz/test we ever have for math but also I will 100% willingly do the homework
Can I add 5 to 6 in my head? Fuck no. Will I love trying to solve for x? Yes, definitely.
#high school#school#math#math class#honestly i think that once u hit a certain age#or learn enough shit#u just lose the ability to do basic math
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dungeon meshi is my favorite road-trip comedy film
#dungeon meshi#my art#laios thorden#senshi#marcille#chilchuck#chilchack#izatsumi#laois#laius thorden#sorry guys I don’t know which spelling is correct here#chilchucks car is a beat up beige Honda civic#laois never got a license because even though he’s actually a good driver he just never cared enough to do it#plus he wants to travel in some wacky way. like on a five person tandem bicycle or some shit#marcille never got a license because just fucking look at her#plus she gets motion sick in cars. she just would#senshi walks everywhere and has no need for cars#izatsumi just learned what a car was two days ago and she’s pissed that chilchuck doesn’t have a lambo#chilchuck doesn’t have time for any of this. he has to get his daughter to soccer practice at 5
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okay now this is getting out of hand who gave stan mabel's sweater
there's a time traveler on the loose and they keep giving the youngins of new jersey accessories that arent supposed to exist yet
i dont think he likes pink
anywayyy reblogs appreciated as always, or like it or just scroll past it but if you want anyone else to see this you're gonna have to reblog :>
also i did one of little ford if you're interested shdfksdhkuh
insanity is once again below the cut
what was i DOING the scale was all off
"duhhhh uhhh whats hair"
i figured it out eventually like i always do
gave him a face, it is enrichment
did NOT know what i wanted the pose to be
eventually decided on this despite wanting to give him little dino hands instead because i cannot dra w hands
colored without shading
also i drew most of this with my cat sitting on my shoulders
my back hurty
#gravity falls#gf#gf fanart#gravity falls fanart#gf stan#gravity falls stan#grunkle stan#stan pines#stanley pines#stan gravity falls#grunkle stan gravity falls#stanley gravity falls#connor draws#anyway jesus fuck thats enough tags#sorry im trying to like actually get my art out there 😭#you can probably tell im still learning poses and shit if you're a good artist and you have any tips to stop glaringly fucking up#my ask box is open#lil stan#lil stan twins
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bruce and danny being fuckign nerds together,,,, they are being the BIGGEST nerds. geeks. if you will
these losers are color-coding the most inane bullshit. they are making diagrams for things you've never even thought of. they are having the time of their lives
"what are you two doing?"
Danny, sitting criss-cross on a table, hunched over a spread of papers and a bunch of different jello cups, his back is gonna hurt SO much: color-coding jello
Bruce, sitting in a nearby chair, also criss-cross, scribbling on a graph paper: hm [agreeing]
Alfred, already exasperated and SO fond: may i ask why? and on what parameters?
Danny: we're basing it off which flavors are the most mentally stimulating and for which subjects :}
Alfred, SO fond: ah. i see.
Danny, snapping his head over to Bruce and leaning over: wh- no-- no. Buzz, I told you: lemon-flavored jello stays strictly in the 'smelling salts' category--
Bruce, still writing on the graph paper: mn. no.
Danny, nearly sprawled across his back, faux-outraged: strawberry is NOT good for math-- you fucken HEATHEN--! Give me that pen!
Bruce, did that solely to rile up Danny, now trying not to smile: hnm.
#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpdc#blood blossom au#dpxdc au#i love them your honor. my babies. they're so lovely to me. they mean so much to me. they are the silliest ever#danny is happy to talk about science and weird ghost shit the moment he's comfortable enough to and bruce is happy to listen#he is also fascinated by this whole new field of science and danny is technically and literally the only expert#they are making diagrams and scales and rankings and tiers and bunch of other science stuff i dont know the names of for ghosts#danny. a nerd: do you wanna see the tier scale i made for ghost powers | bruce. also a nerd: yes#danny: do you wanna help me re-categorize the tier scale i made for ghost powers | bruce: y e s#danny: whatcha doing | bruce: hm... making a timeline graph for x murder | danny suddenly vibrating at the speed of light: c a n i h e l p#they are being nerds together. they are being SUCH nerds together. they're making scatter graphs for the transit system#they are cross-referencing the correlation between food regulation laws and the increase of rats in downtown gotham#danny is explaining the intricacies of the cardinal directions in the Zone to bruce because it works differently than in the mortal world#they're coming up with classifications for native ghost zone species and arguing over whether they could fall under mortal animal classes#and it comes with the extra challenge of GIVING these animals mortal names because soulhum isnt translatable or even replicable in the huma#tongue and danny doesnt have any mortal equivalents for the names and he cant speak soulhum thanks to the poison.#so he's trying to describe these animals he's seen in english and then come up with a name for them and THEN classify them.#bruce and danny are having a fucking BLAST. danny is so happy to get to talk to another science nerd about ghost stuff coz as much as he#loves sam and tucker. science is NOT their forte and they were never all that interested in figuring this stuff out with him. they tried bu#he could tell that they just werent as enthusiastic as he was about it. but Bruce is so fascinated and he's keeping up with Danny and its#so relieving. and Bruce meanwhile. mister 'learns everything' is fascinated and so interested in learning about this entirely new dimension#and its animals and creatures. and danny gets so excited talking about it to the point where he's practically glowing. bruce comes up with#an idea or a new suggestion and danny all but lights up bc he hadnt thought of it that way and that is *brilliant* it makes so much sense--#and even if he's wrong Danny is ecstatic to correct and explain *why* it was wrong. like he gets the train of thought but here's why its#wrong and what it is INSTEAD. like he's SO happy to share this with him he's all but floating to the ceiling.
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not. the greatest cook (still comic under cut <3)




#woooowww lex actually finishes a comic??? crazy /lh#yes im bullying myself#anyways.....the boyfriend the husbone the soulmate#im not top chef or anything but im USUALLY decent enough?#though i have been known to forget a pot on the stove and have it overflow and smoke the entire house#he always jokes that when he gets startled he ports to the other side of the world map and it never fails to make me giggle#he doesnt mind though (i think he is so fucking good @ cooking.....guess it helps that he raised papyrus 🤷)#for sure had to learn some shit now bobby flay should be kneeling to him for a simple burger#that and he has to run grillby's from time to time..probably to pay off his ridiculous tab 💀#or maybe he's just a good friend?......no. no hes def paying off that tab.#....i still think about that burger...#undertale#utmv#undertale au#ut sans#undertale sans#sans undertale#sans x self insert#sans x oc
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you see price sitting like this when you walk into a room post mission- and you know exactly what it is he needs.
he's licking at you and holding your thighs open with his rough palms- and you can't take it. his calluses and his beard and the fabric of his sleeves are rubbing at your legs just right- but not enough for you to lose focus on his hot tongue rubbing on you and in you and you've never been wetter in your LIFE.
his only problem? you're still moving too much. he can't reach where he wants to inside of you because you keep wiggling out of his way. his hands want to touch you everywhere- not just hold your thighs still. this is when he begins to squeeze at you everywhere, and tell you to rest your thighs on his shoulders.
"b-but price- hhnngh ohmygod- i c-can't. they're too big. thighs are too big"
you whine at the loss of contact, but then you look down and see him staring at you with massive pupils and a wet face. "lovie- my shoulders are broad for a reason. rest your thighs on em and i swear they'll have enough room"
and you listen, and you're crushing his ears with your thighs, and he's never been happier. the next time you look down? he's rutting into the mattress and you see his hips stutter when he groans into you and your vision goes white
(@chamomiletealeaf and i had SUCH A HORNY discussion about this and she told me to post it so here i am- and also omg photo creds to her. we've gotta reign it in lmfao)
#if only you guys could see our chats. they're so so filthy#shout out to the first friend i've made on this lil side blog of mine- bless up!#i still don't know how to tag SHIT#but imma try my best!!#john price drabble#john price x reader#john price x reader drabble#john price smut#john price x reader smut#oh god how else do i do this this feels so awkward and weird#cod smut#cod x reader#cod drabble#task force 141#task force 141 x reader#task force 141 smut#uuhhhh#yeah that works enough#im gonna need to be someone's smut protege or something so i can learn LMFAO
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i love when people try to make bruce and jason's relationship cuter by making it sound like dick does NOT exist AT ALL like "batman's first son and he loved him" and "he would rather lose everybody than lose jason" like im pretty sure that bruce would prefer to lose neither dick nor jason but you know what you do you 💀😂
#then they make jason completely not annoyed with bruce half the time#and make him completely able to understand what bruce is saying without using words#which im pretty sure is the number 2 problem they have#that lack of understanding that only cass and bruce#and dick and bruce have#jason didn't get enough time for that before... boom...#i ever so often do come across posts#that make me feel like literal shit as they cover bruce and jason's relationship and how bruce felt when jason died#bc yeah i did not need to remember how tragic that was :((#but besides that i do want to say bruce and dick are close#dick knows bruce like only the first child ever could#he's had so many years of learning bruce#and honestly when comics dont make bruce the most Fucked parent ever honestly then bruce and dick moments are so good#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#batfam#dc#dc batfam#dc comics#dc robin#nightwing#robin#batman#batdad
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in the colored moonlight waited so long to dive in, make waves in the blue, blue fire
+ a close ups/detail shots cause this came out nicer than expected and i put a lot of details in it despite not feeling finished with it necessarily. but my ipad is betraying me so i caved and am considering it complete for now. i'd love to make this animated once i upgrade my ipad; my current model wouldn't even let me finish this let alone animate it rip



i wanna post the timelapse too bc the start to finish goes CRAZY but i'll probably do that later whenever i inevitably reblog it again for more visibility
#vigilarts#mine#my art#viktor#viktor arcane#viktor fanart#viktor arcane fanart#arcane fanart#i want to clean this up more SO badly but my ipad keeps fucking crashing rarrrrgrhgrhghrgh#cw eye strain#this is actually uh the opposite of what i wanted this to look like#but i kinda got carried away#so now its this#oh well!#its the first art ive made all year that i actually like even with the mistakes and little things i wanna fix#so it's good enough to post#i GUESS#should i have probably used this as a first post for an art sideblog? probably. oh well#this is the one someone on bsky gave me a “HOLY SHIT” on so hopefully tumblr likes it too#i just think he's pretty neat.........#i'll have to come back and redraw this as i originally envisioned it at some point#and i'll prolly use it as a header or image for amsatasm later down the line but we'll seeeeee idkkkkk#anyway i learned a lot with this one so that alone makes it a W#the fact that it looks nice is just a bonus lol#artists on tumblr#artblr#small artist#artwork#digital art#support human artists
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while I agree that some anti-generative AI arguments are weak and revealing (defense of copyright, or the nebulous idea of soul and what makes art Real Art) nothing's currently gonna shake the association between generative ai and conservative twitter techbros to me. Like I sometimes see "heh... the anti ai people are even more annoying than the ai people" posts and respectfully I still unfortunately use twitter and imo that is not fucking true
#to be clear I do Not like generative ai personally I just think a lot of people come at it from shitty angles on either side#and you've got people saying shit like. suggesting IP holding corporations should issue even more lawsuits#or hand waving any edge cases in regards to disability etc with 'everyone can learn to draw perfectly they're just not trying hard enough'#or trying to categorically define art based on presence of a human soul (subjective and religious concept)#none of this is as bad as twitter techbros though. the things they have to say about art aren't any better
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DO YA THINGKU
for a twitter trend of redrawing miku as album covers!! i wanted to do one of my favorite single from gorillaz. Cover-accurate ver + closeups:
this was definitely the biggest thing ive drawn this year!! and a good chunk of it on stream. thank you everyone who tuned in!! it was loads more fun to make in company :]
#gorillaz#vocaloid#hatsune miku#doyathing#do ya thing#andre3000#andre3k#album miku#miku albums#jamie hewlett#admin draws#fanart#phew alright finally#i finished this late yesterday#it ended up kind of being a style study! i did heavily reference the body lineart for this bc it was gonna take long enough#without reinventing the wheel. but i did colors from scratch#im a very impatient person artwise but this was very satisfying to do and finally finish#i would say my reason for this was that i saw several demon dayz mikus since this trend started#but gorillaz has so much cool art! album and otherwise. so i COULD say that this was made with that in mind#but no. that only came later fkdgslgh. my initial idea came from overlistening to the 13min version#and really wanting to draw miku in a fake muscle shirt. and then it got out of control#hope you enjoy. and maybe not compare the texutures too closely i really had to frankenstein some shit here#phase 3 to 4 is when hewlett really starts going hard on the soft airbrushing in favor of cel and thats a MAJOR weak area of mine#so this was definitely a learning experience
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ZoSan fans who throw a fit about SanZo/Top Sanji are weirdos.
And before anyone gets offended. Liking ZoSan and not liking SanZo is fine. It’s when you go out of your way to shit on others for not having the same porn preference. That’s when I start thinking you’re a weirdo.
“You think Sanji is a top wtf is wrong with you?”
“If you like SanZo you’re fucking stupid”
Well I don’t know what to tell you. I rather Zoro be the bottom and I can’t stand the submissive and hyper feminine Sanji characterization. Gives me the ick.
Despite my dislike for the ZoSan dynamic I can recognize it’s not harming anyone. So I don’t go out of my way to make Zosan shippers feel bad. My personal dislike doesn’t mean it’s invalid to like it. I just won’t interact.
I really wish more ZoSan shippers could be normal and be like that. SanZo gives u the ick, then DONT INTERACT. There is no need resort to shaming others and if you feel the need to shame others then you’re a chronically online weirdo.
#one piece#sanzo#zosan#it’s okay to be disappointed that ppl don’t like what you like#it’s not okay to make them feel bad.#also don’t bring up how SZ fans do the same thing. It’s not okay either way but ZS fans are WAY to comfortable with that shaming shit#if you wanna complain about the 5 SZ shippers who exist go make ur own post#tho I can’t stress enough. it’s not okay if it’s the other way around. it’s just as weird.#fandom vent#also yall need to learn how to block and move on. instead of being a dickehead
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I think Astrid Hofferson has a bad case of the 'my childhood was wasted, I grew up too fast for something ultimately proven pointless.' Syndrome and that she deserves to get to do silly things she missed out on and take up new hobbies, even if she's not particularly good at them–it's purely for the experience yknow, and learn to finally breathe no longer needing to be on constant high alert and get to be truly happy
#astrid hofferson#big hc is hiccup teaching astrid to sew (shes not very good at it or patient enough to be#but still appreciates it) since she never had the chance to learn growing up#i think hiccup would have astrid try a ton of different things to find what she likes (it ends up being art. SHE CAN CANONICALLY DRAW#AND WELL.) bc he knows a bunch of random shit from how much time he spent holed up in his house#during raids and stuff. he had to entertain himself somehow. and he ends up spending time with astrid doing things that would've previously#been considered pointless back when it was constant survival mode but now they finally have time to just. Be. and are making the most of it#maybe it starts bc without the constant threat of raids looming over them it feels like they have nothing to do (despite all the work that#goes into helping the dragons acclimate) somehow not needing to be on constant high alert makes astrid antsy and she needs a#distraction other than training until she cant feel her arms anymore (unhealthy coping mechanisms abound)#trans astrid hofferson#<- RELEVANT.#httyd headcanon#httyd#moth.txt#deyas dragons
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like idk it just seems actually nefarious to take one of the very few widely known instances of queerness in older history being a symbol to show queer people that we've always existed and aren't alone for CENTURIES and taking away the queerness from it. like. i know some people say that ''the queerness isnt important in the book" which i mean in my opinion i could go off for 10k words in an essay as to how basil's love for dorian is integral to the story BUT EVEN APART from that its really just. having a real explicitly queer character in such an old and widely regarded classic novel is HUGE for queer history and this is just. literally like. its 2024. why are you doing queer erasure to DORIAN GRAY
#MAKE YOUR OWN SHIT OR LIKE GET OUTTT#WHAT????#also not the cishets going ''omggg queer people are predatory enough so it shouldnt change it to ship incest now" WHAT??????#girl do you see. what you are doing. girl. @ the creator#why do they let these people make adaptations. what the actual hell#amory rambles#SORRY IM LITERALLY LIKE ACTUALLY SO LIKE. DEEPLY OFFENDED RN WHICH IS LIKE SUCH A WORD TO USE I KNOW BUT LIKE#ITS ALL I CAN THINK OF TO SAY BECAUSE WHAT. THE HELL.#as an anthropology/creative writing major the importance of having these types of evidences of queer culture in history so far back#is something insurmountable in validating queerness#and to take that and like. oh my goddd#like i could go off for ages about even queer authors that arent so widely known as queer/didnt write explicitly queer things like gogol#who are erased to a point where you have to dig to learn about his history because its been so covered up by people trying to erase us#and like#in the year 2024 dear fucking lord!!#what are we doing???#sorry my dfjlksdfjsdf dfih8sojidfk s. sidhfojl kmsdf . im so actually mad right now LMAOOO#the picture of dorian gray#dorian gray#oscar wilde#tpodg#and like tpodg isnt even one of my favorite novels like i like it a lot but i see it as so fucking important#anywho#so glad we are all being loud as hell about this bc thats the way to make this mfer take notice
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Allison nominating Neil for What Not To Wear fic when?
#aftg#neil josten#allison reynolds#andrew minyard#I just think it would be the funniest shit#exy superstar Neil Josten learning to dress himself while Andrew follows behind him menacingly bc they couldn’t get the two of them#to separate long enough for filming#like supposedly Neil is on his own for the filming but Andrew is inexplicably in all the background shots unacknowledged by Neil#Clinton and Stacy just pretend he’s not there
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"if we make america worse and more of a dictatorship that will be even harder to unravel and make it the way we want the country to be, maybe then everyone will join our Glorious Revolution!" bb girl you cant even be in the same room with someone who thinks you should vote, how in tf do you think you're gonna unite people to fight in The Revolution with you? it's gonna be you and your 5 friends, i hate to break it to you.
#i dont think you realize how repelling you and your politics are to everyone else#you get all of your validation for how Smart You Are from your friends and ignore any kind of feedback that suggests you should#change or do something differently. thats the only reason you're so convinced average people will go along with you bc you keep getting#affirmation from the people who ALREADY agree with you- but you have NO IDEA how to bridge the gap between people who agree#with you and disagree with you. you're horrible at convincing people of your side of things outside of straight up guilt tripping them#or bullying them like a highschooler. im sorry but the tools you learned to survive with as a kid aren't gonna help you in this situation.#the ONLY THING you can come up with to bridge that gap is a bloody revolution. thats how bad you are at this.#and you're also so bad at this and unimaginative that you dont even realize how THAT might not even be enough.#you cant imagine ANY kind of avenue to getting people to change AT ALL outside of blood and fire. and thats why people call you#an authoritarian.#i'll be honest- i really do think the world would be a better place if we did incremental change under a democratic president who wont#set the world on fire vs the godkingemperor republican WHO WONT EVEN LISTEN TO YOU AT ALL EVER AND MIGHT KILL YOU#FOR PUTTING UP A STINK. idk if you noticed but if that evil fuck gets into office we are severely outnumbered if he gets police#n shit to go after his own citizens. letting trump win is making this battle so much harder than it needs to be.#you are choosing trying to fix the world while its exploding vs trying to fix it before it explodes at all.#what is this like a procrastination thing? you wanna wait till the last minute to try? idfgi. wtf is wrong with you#throwing minority lives away to prove a point. and then you try to tell me you care. gtfoh.#accelerationists should never be taken seriously.
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It's actually insane how much Ninjago can get away with tormenting dragons because they're not humanoid and people don't think about their pain as much. The OG 4 became Ultra and then got killed and eaten. Other dragons were also victims of the Hunters. Zanth was tortured and experimented on for years. Heatwave got kidnapped and has watched several of his tribe members die of a terminal disease, an illness that Egalt also has and is apparently very painful. Riyu watched his tribe mother die violently in front of him. Multiple other Arch Dragons were murdered off screen. If this shit was happening to humanoid characters there'd be hundreds of fics and fanart about it. We talk a lot about how characters don't really die permanently in Ninjago but this isn't a rule that's ever applied to the dragons and that makes me crazy.
#like. holy shit.#these are people guys#and even if they weren't this is some insane shit to do to any animal#but again. they're people. they're intelligent. they have complex cultures and language and are capable of learning human speech#they're capable of crossbreeding with at least one other species and those offspring are capable of crossbreeding with humans#the literal protagonist is part dragon#I cannot stress enough that these are sentient beings#anyway#ninjago#dragons rising#ninjago spoilers
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