#or really anyone

[bigtreefest]

No thoughts, only thots of Jakey with a remote control vibrator app so he can use it on me when he’s out on deployments and missions😌

[distraught-boytoy]

new character development unlocked! he bottoms now

[thewickedwitchofohio]

Remind me to tell my boss I can't do random bouts of 3rd shift anymore ready to do bad things flipping sleep schedule like this

[lovecoredeity]

I am sooo happy with how the redraws for Cashmere and their fam’s ref sheets are going yall

[unknownarmageddon]

What if a little child get lost in the forest of your AU? What whould be the Sodertale bois reaction to see a little adorable criying and calling for their mother?

The only two that’d give any kind of shit about a child would be Rueing and Knell, and even then they wouldn’t exactly be kind

As blunt as it is a human’s a human and basically all of them are very territorial about their forest

[htchhiker]

Screaming crying begging for people to write more tcm characters 🙏

[mangozic]

my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

[agentperezbian]

I'm curious. Tag this with your sexuality and what your favorite M/F ship is.

[bigtreefest]

Sometimes things suck. But it’s okay, bc I’m gonna eat grapes and take a lap around the hospital. I’d appreciate it if you sent babe thots regarding pickup trucks

[redsray]

the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

[ciderbird]

academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”

[foolsocracy]

identity reveals are always fun

[theshadowrealmitself]

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

[adorablest-mutt]

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[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur fanart is always so fun to receive, but I do giggle sometimes at the yassification

[junotter]

just some designs mainly created because I wanted to draw hakama and then it spiral out from there

bald zuko under the cute