#out on bail

[lynx-jynx]

https://twitter.com/genosamuelgeno/status/1640371322869149699

I can't believe Christine Weston Chandler is out

[if-you-fan-a-fire]

“Facteur accusé de vol,” La Presse. March 10, 1933. Page 3. ---- Alphonse Racette, facteur, 5242, 5e avenue, boulevard Rosemont, a comparu, ce matin, devant le juge Maurice Tétreau sous l'accusation de vols de lettres au détriment du ministère des postes. Son procès a été fixé au 15 du courant. La Cour a exigé un cautionnement de $3,000 pour sa mise en liberté provisoire. aze

[begaycommittreason]

officer: are these your children sir?

damian, forcefully raided a petco to liberate the animals: hello father

jason, released said animals on unsuspecting tourists for fun: sup old man

bruce: …nope

officer: oh, then them?

steph duke and cass, covered in equal parts confetti, dirt, and blood, waving:

bruce: oh no, im not touching that one with a ten foot pole

officer: …so it has to be one of them?

alfred, got into an altercation with someone at home goods over the last crockpot: i have no regrets master bruce

tim, hacked the cia to put himself higher than jason on their wanted list and accidentally implicated himself in an unrelated crime: i’m more disappointed in myself, really

bruce: …i’ve never met these people before

assorted incarcerated batkids: *various outraged clamor*

officer: then who are you here to collect?

bruce, pointing to a different cell, sighing: that one’s mine

clark, was pulled over for following all the gotham road laws (incredibly suspicious behavior): hi bruce!!!

[arrestdujour]

Todd Allen Williams

Nampa, ID

Age: 59 Arrest Date: Fri 10/20 Time: 1:50 PM Status: OUT

Agency Ada County Sheriff

Failure to Appear (No New Offense) - MDMFTA Warrant

[vaguely-concerned]

sisko: *sigh* against my will and for complicated political reasons I am sent to save your sorry cardassian ass yet again. just get in the fucking car already pls

gul dukat: there's a hidden meaning in that! the usurper of terok nor obviously desires me carnally

[ryanmattaofficial]

Kevin O'Leary Interview FTX Sam Bankman Fried Out on Bail.

[phoenixkaptain]

Obi-Wan: “Did you know that Anakin is still alive?”

Bail: “Skywalker? No way! There’s no way that Anakin Skywalker lived for twenty years without getting on at least half of the galaxy’s nerves or being the most dramatic man in the room or without fighting a ten-year-old or oh my heavens he’s Darth Vader, isn’t he?”

[republikkkanorcs]

[sweettamarindsauce]

Im out on bail muhfckrs tryna get me 🚘🚔🚓

[uchi-nya]

ehe~🎶🚨🚓

[milkcioccolato]

Poor feral baby Shin has never used a public transport in her entire life, she doesn’t know how they work

[if-you-fan-a-fire]

“To Try Two Youths On Killing Charges,” Toronto Star. October 20, 1932. Page 12. ---- Girl Fatally Hurt in Motor Car Crash --- Special to The Star London, Ont., Oct. 19 - Two youths were committed for trial on manslaughter charges in the highway killing of Miss Olive Coonan of Stratford, fatally injured at Silvan, September. They are William John Johnson, 17, West Williams, and Grant Pickard, 23, of St. Mary’s.

Johnson is alleged to have admitted being the hit and run driver who off after his car crashed with that in which Miss Coonan was riding with Pickard at the wheel. Both Pickard and Johnson had been held on charges of criminal negligence.

Johnson’s bail of $3,000 was renewed. Pickard was required to post an additional $2,500.

[surfacage]

noire and lokha would get along! too much actually. its terrible

[jventureart]

I read a fic (this one!!) with post retirement kks & gai. There is a scene where they visit hokage naruto, and sauske is there, and it's ✨️uncomfortable✨️

[cod-dump]

Price: Being gay is a disease and I got it after Kate bit me during a bar fight

Laswell, too tired to joke around: That’s not how that works-

Nik: But it is! That’s how I got it! John bit me!

Laswell: Nik-

Ghost: Can confirm I was straight until he bit me

Laswell: … when did he bite you?

Ghost: I don’t remember when but I do remember it being over muffins

Nik: Ah, yes, he bit me over muffins as well

Price, under his bread: Those were my fucking muffins