#outswear

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[jaxfromthatcircus]

where do i get weed and how do i swear

okay the weed part is not obligatory, let's focus on the swearing

you see someone who you don't like? just call them f#€kface, if someone tells you to do something just tell them to f#€k off and die

you're above all those dips#!ts and you can't let them outswear you, got it?

aight now go off and blow that school, kid

[boltupbitches]

Joey bosa x reader - trash talking online gaming opponents to lovers

Joey Bosa - She-Bear

Joey was waiting on his couch, his game already on and ready for him to get online. He was just waiting impatiently for the text to come through. He spent the last half hour lounged on the couch and scrolling through Instagram, occasionally getting out of the app and checking his imessages once more in case he missed the notification. Nothing came through yet.

Finally, what felt like an eternity (that was really on 5 minutes) his phone pinged.

He quickly opened the message and sat up in excitement. Under the nickname he saved her contact as was a message.

Artemis Ready to get your ass handed to you, Big Bear?

Joey scoffed at that and smiled as he quickly texted back.

Big Bear Last I checked, I won the last round which means it's your ass getting handed to you, She-Bear.

Artemis 😑🖕whatever. get on here and let's get started!!

Within minute, Joey could hear her cursing on her end through his headset.

"Language." He chided.

"Ha! Says the guy who cusses in interviews and can't go more than 5 minutes in a regular conversation without doing so. How's it going Joey?" She teased back.

Joey was sure if she could see his face, she would be teasing him right now.

Funny, when they first ended up against one another on COD, they couldn't stand one another to the point that both of their respected teams booted them. They ended up going on to play one-on-one and it was a total shit show. Joey never met a woman who could outswear him so passionately and effectively. He was shocked and impressed.

After a few months, of playing against each other a few times a week, he got her number and they started texting, then face timing.

When he found out recently that she also lives in LA, he was over the moon excited, but kept it to himself.

This game today would determine who picked the restaurant they were going to meet up at tomorrow night.

Honestly, Joey didn't give a shit if he won or lost today. If anything, he felt like the real winner anyways.

He'd finally get to spend time with his girl in person.. except she wasn't technically "his girl" yet anyways.

"It's going well. Can't wait to kick your ass and hear you cry, Arty." He quipped back.

"We'll see. We'll see." She sang back, "I plan to win and get free food tomorrow. A girl's gotta eat, y'know?"

Little did she know that Joey was planning to pay for it anyway.

"I like a girl with an appetite." Joey said.

"Oh? So you like girls who cuss like sailors and eat a lot? Are you trying hint at something, Big Bear?"

"I think I've been pretty obvious as of late. You'll see tomorrow." Joey said back confidently.

"I look forward to it." She flirted back.

Yeah, he was certain she was the one.

[goldenpinof]

i wonder if i could outswear Dan in my own language

[nightingaleflow]

Hi!!!! 7, 9, and B for the OC questions!

I'm gonna answer these about Hifumi. <3

(7) What triggers nostalgia for them, most often? Do they enjoy that feeling?

A lot of things - eating takoyaki, sparring with Kakashi and Gai, walking through the cherry blossoms after they bloom. She enjoys it because she remembers the good times of her youth, and reminds herself to cherish the life she has now.

(9) Do they swear? Do they remember their first swear word?

She's an ANBU captain. She can outswear most shinobi.

(B) What inspired you to create them?

I was making OCs for all of my Naruto faves. But when I got to Kakashi and Gai, I was torn with who to make an OC for because I ship the two of them so hard. Then I had a revelation - just make an OC for both and have them be poly! And thus, Hifumi, the ANBU captain who can keep up with both of their shenanigans, was born. <3

~

Thank you for the asks! <3

Uncommon OC Questions

[notyour-valentine]

Update: You ******

I'll take that as a compliment 🤍

But two things...

1) You don't have to self censor your swear words on my blog - I come from the people that have turned swearing into an art form. The only people that do it better are the Viennese...no one outswears the Viennese

2) What swear word only has six letters? I can think of many with five and those with six and eight but what has six?

This is torture...😩

[mimicminato]

Random Remus Lupin Headcanons

Is 6"6' but slouches to high heavens and everyone thinks he's 5"11'.

Worships piano ballads and folk music - Actually, he faints when he finds out Sirius write piano ballads and sings.

Is half Irish/half Welsh raised by his Scottish grandfather.

Can and will outswear a sailor when provoked... he ends up mixing all of his accents, and it's so strong no-one can understand what he's saying.

Don't touch the chocolate if you want to live, especially around the full moon.

When he's upset, he'll go on a walk but not realise how cold it is and he will complain about it tomorrow.

Hates the cold weather and will hide under the bed in thunderstorms.

Throws up around near strong perfume.

Not a pushover so don't try it.

Has depression and minor PTSD.

[darkpoisonouslove]

Somewhat surprisingly, have some Brella questions: 4, 5, 6

4) who swears more?

Stella. She may be a princess but when she gets angry, the girl gets angry. Her vocabulary will let you know that she is not messing around. She doesn’t do it all that often. Only when she is truly mad while Brandon’s is more of a casual thing. Like, if he drops something, he might go “shit” which Stella wouldn’t. But she can outswear anyone.

5) who does more of the housework?

Definitely Brandon. Stella doesn’t know how to even if she wanted to help. She’d just offer to get them a maid once they live together. However, Brandon still does some small things like picking clothes if they’re left all over the furniture (and let’s be real, they are since Stella always has a swirl of fashion ideas in her head and is putting together outfits) or washing the cup he just used. He’s used to picking after himself because when he’s somewhere camping outside for a mission, he can’t wait for a maid to come and get it done for him. He doesn’t mind too much that Stella doesn’t move a finger when it comes to housework. Only if he is super tired and there is nowhere to sit because of her burst of inspiration.

6) who forgets their anniversary?

Neither. It is the most important day to both of them and they are making plans and preparing their gifts at least a month before that. They need to plan carefully in order not to double book their evening and be forced to give up on one of the surprises. It has happened before so they had to put together a system where they separate the day into time slots and each of them confines their plans into the time they have.

Send me OTP asks

[thekintsugi-adult]

i think i’d be able to outswear Bakugou

[official-saltbag]

the lich grins a little. "heh, honestly, right now? literally no telling. he knows all the cracks and crevices of the castles, and goes wherever he damn well pleases, restrictions or no. -but he's likely to be willing to negotiate with you. just keep in mind, he will try to outswear you, and if you teach him new swears? his dad will wonder where he learned them."

...

Pooka is best child.

[wildwildpolycats]

Uraraka would swear like a motherfucking goddamn sailor, and i have proof.

Her parents are construction workers, and i can say from firsthand experience that children of construction workers are constantly around guys that swear like their lives depend on it, and it rubs off on their kids.

This gal could outswear Bakugou. Just accept it, ya’ll

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

Words: 1379 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Peter Parker & Tony Stark Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark Additional Tags: this is just humour guys, Humor, if i must remove the u i guess, Fluff and Humor, I suppose, Fluff, it’s light hearted it’s stupid it’s dumb welcome to the fic, i know this fandom has great tags, I really do, it’s just right now i can think of none, the rating is just for some swearing, wanted to be safe

Summary: 

“Hi, Mr. Stark, are we leaving now? I’ve got all my stuff just like you said!” Peter was sitting on the kitchen counter, swinging his legs, drinking...drinking juice?

Tony thought he’d gotten pretty good at not swearing around the kid despite Peter’s protests that “Mr. Stark, I’m sure half my generation could outswear you” but really, this situation just asked for a, “Peter, what the fuck” and even then that was an understatement.

You know that photo of Tom drinking with that stupid ass straw? yeah. i gave peter it.

[bluboothalassophile]

Jayrae and 9 & 13 plz

Hello,

Oh interesting questions, hmm…

9. Which one swears more?

Jason. Despite all of Alfred’s training, the Crime Alley in him has him outswearing sailors.  

13. Which makes a bigger deal of birthdays?

Raven, since thwarting her father’s prophecy she makes a huge deal of birthdays. 

[legopoldark]

Ross Poldark, Book One, Chapter 13

She had taken to combing her hair and tying it back, where it sometimes stayed, so that her features had come out into the open. ... She was not an ill-looking girl and her eyes were intelligent and very frank. She was a very quick learner and something of a mimic, so that she began to add words to her vocabulary and to know how to pronounce them. She also began to lose some. Ross had consulted Prudie—always a flattering way of approach—and Prudie, who could outswear a trooper when she chose, found herself committed to the reduction of Demelza’s curse words. Prudie knew what was right and proper, and Demelza did not. ... So the process became not merely the willing education of Demelza but the unwilling regeneration of Prudie.