#passive aggressive Tim drake my beloved

[yjcorefourenjoyer]

love the Batfam AUs where Jason or Damian or just anyone who wasn’t there for Tim’s early days as Robin thinking he’s the calm, boring Robin who always listens to Batman etc.

and then it cuts to Tim’s early days and it’s just him yelling, blackmailing and scolding Batman.

Tim just threatening Batman with therapy every time he does something self-sacrificing, threatening to call Alfred every time he gets out of bed when he’s supposed to be resting. Hitting him on the back of the head when he’s being his normal emotionally constipated self.

Just Tim being affectionately passive aggressive to Bruce <3

[daddyissuesmademe]

BATBOYS WITH DIRECTIONER S/O

A/N : SO yeah, I did a thing. But hey, this was good for my mental health considering the stuff happens on every 23rd July.  Yeah happy One Direction Day. 11 years later oof. 

Pairing: batboys x gn! Reader [Dick, Jason, Tim, Duke and Aged up! Damian]

Words: 919  [No apologies. Deal with it]

Warning : FLUFF. [if you have got it as bad as I do, you might cry], Suggestive line and 1 (one) swear word [one line, it’s Jason ffs]

DICK 

Homeboy is a #Directioner 

He’s got it as bad as you 

Since you both are people who know what “Kevin!” means, both of you decided to take a day off

Date Day? DATE DAY ! 

“Dick, you want to match our outfits?”  “DUH”

Cue both of you wearing all the One Direction merch you have like some fan in 2012

MERCH OMG SO MUCH MERCH  

“Wh- why do you have Liam Payne panties? ”   “. . . . ”  “ YOU HAD THIS ALL THIS TIME AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME?!”

Better believe there’s going to be a full blown  cry session. 

Binge watching the movies and crying about how young they were

“You think Bruce can buy them off SYCO?”  “He probably should.”

JASON 

Let’s be honest, my mans over her has so many issues he’s be a little uncomfortable with you loving some dudes as much as him 

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE JEALOUS (abandonment issues oof)

No wonder he is my fav. I have a thing. 

He’ll be happy seeing you happy. 

After all he woke up to you singing and dancing in a really good mood 

“Hey Gorgeous, what’s the occasion? Did I miss an important date” 

*PANIC MODE ACTIVATED*

“It’s 11 years of One direction!” He heard their songs playing in the background. 

That made sense to him. He knew you liked their songs and are a directioner. He was just happy to see you happy 

“. . . GOD I LOVE NIALL HORAN. YOU KNOW I USED TO WRITE MY NAME WITH HIS LAST NAME, HAH GOOD DAYS. HE’S MY FAVOURITE LEPRECHAUN. I REMEMBER I WENT TO A CONCERT AND SCREAMED SO LOUD HE LOOKED AT ME !! AT ME, JASE!  I JUST LOVE HOW HE- ”

“Bet I can make you scream louder, Gorgeous” 

. . . . . mother fucker with that god sent body and pretty mouth he sure could. 

SO MUCH BLUSHING

*Cocky shithead mode activated* 

“Everybody wanna steal my girl” he sang along the song as you gasped. 

HE KNEW THE SONGS 

TIM 

“BAbe IT’S ONE DIRECTION DAY”

“Oh? OH !” 

Work day is cancelled. Wayne Ent can suck it. 

HOME CONCERTS ! HOME CONCERTS ! 

You both have blackout curtains installed in your apartment and intend to use them fully. 

Perks of dating a rich bitch? Useless things, 

Playing concert videos from YouTube on his 150 something  inches TV 

Who needs an arena when you have a Home theater that would make Superman go deaf?

“MIDNIGHTTT MEEEMOORIESSSS” 

Pretending you are rockstars? Check.  

Singing into the wii remotes at the top of your lungs? Check 

“Babeeee ZAYN, ZADDY, MY BRADFORD BADBOY, HE’S SO HOTT”

“As the representative of the council of men, I agree” 

“Hey Timmy? Mr. CEO? Mr. Drake- Wayne”

“No”

“Huh? BUt I didn’t even- ”

“As much as I love you, we can’t book them all for same show, same day same time”

DUKE

“What do you think about moving to the UK?”

He’s flabstaggered. Your tone is serious. 

“Did something happen? Are you in trouble? Don’t worry I’ll - ”

“That’s where Louis live and I have a few question for Mr. Tomlinson”

You had him in the first half, then he heard “Tomlinson” 

It clicked. He checked the calendar that sat across the room on the kitchen table. 

23rd of July is marked with all sorts of circles and hearts. 

He chuckled and decided to play along

“Sure thing Gorgeous, we’ll leave right away. But do you know where he lives?”

Oh so he was playing along. You chuckled and sat next to me. 

“Don’t worry, I will find him In places that we've never been for reasons we don't understand” 

He knew what you meant. How could he not? It was one of your favorite songs. 

“. . because we’ll be walking in the wind?” he finished for you, pulling you into him 

You sighed against him and hummed the rest of the song. It was comfortable. HE was comfortable. 

“You make it feel like Home” 

Instant warmth spread across him. 

You spent the day cuddled up and rewatching all the acoustic music videos. 

DAMIAN [AGED UP]

 Babyboy has n o   i d e a who they are. 

Thinks you are either in grave danger or cheating on him.. OOPS? 

Has his siblings and dad lookout for your “suspicious” activities.

No reason given

A few hours in, he confides in Tim. 

“I have reason to assume my beloved is planning to associate herself with someone who goes by the aliases  One Direction. It is an odd choice of name, that makes it more dangerous and- WHy are you laughing, Drake?”

Tim loses it. So does everyone 

EVEN BRUCE !!

He’s embarrassed big time.

He watched you from one of the security cameras and realizes you’re waiting for HIM to get home.

The guilt when he sees your face all excited and ready to celebrate? ACROSS THE CHARTS.

You are decked out in, who he knows as the “all powerful overlord of hip thrusts and kindness” aka Harry’s merch.

“Dami, it’s One Direction Day!”

OH boy, he thought the guilt was bad when he looked at you? It got worse after he heard the excitement in your voice.

Kid folded like a dried up leaf and spilled his guts.

“. . . beloved, are you mad? ”

“ . . . . hHAHAAHA “ That was the funniest thing you’ve heard. Cute. VERY CUTE. 

“Come on, I’ll introduce you to the presumed assassins”

Day full of watching Video Diaries with Damian. 

[yjcorefourenjoyer]

Tim occasionally raising his voice at Bruce when he’s going too hard on a goon and telling him to stop in the same tone of voice that I tell my dog to drop whatever he has in his mouth

just like “Hey! No! Bad Batman! Put him down, you don’t know where he’s been! If you don’t stop you’re not gonna get a treat!” while spraying water at him

YES YES 1000 TIMES YES!

I also think that, like with the goons, Tim starts talking that way when B’s being stubborn, distant and a little bit rude about saying something like-

“Hey! No! We don’t talk like that! Apologize! Yes I know it wasn’t entirely your fault but you still got to say it! Repeat after me. ‘I’m sorry’. No not ‘it’s was for the case’. It’s ‘Sorry’! Do you want to patrol with nightwing tonight or no?!”

[yjcorefourenjoyer]

headcanon that Robin Tim used to have a spray bottle that he would use against Bruce when he’s been awake for too long but it’s actually just sleeping gas.

no matter how hard Bruce tries to avoid it Tim always managed to find a way to get him right in the face, which is probably a pretty big sign that he needs sleep if he was lacking so bad

YES!

Can I adopt this headcanon? Can I? This amazing headcanon? I need it in my life? Can this forever be true? Please?

Omg the fact that Bruce can never dodge it bc of sleep deprivation is awesome. My bet is that Tim does this to other batfam members but Bruce is the only one who knows that it’s sleeping gas, everyone else thought it was like, water to wake them up but just ended up making them fall asleep.

or or or! Nobody knows, but Bruce is the only one who’s seen Tim do it, and thinks it’s something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THEN WHAT IT IS. He like, thinks it’s poison or something

anyways that is an awesome headcanon and if you have more please tell me!

[yjcorefourenjoyer]

Hc that Robin Tim tried to condition Bruce into being better/less aggressive by using positive reinforcement (convincing Alfred to make cookies when Bruce has a good night), negative reinforcement (stops nagging when Bruce goes to sleep early), positive punishment (sleepy time bottle my beloved), and negative punishment (taking away his cases when he’s been up too late).

Like just the thought that Tim looked up ways to get people to do what you want and decided to go with classical conditioning is hilarious to me. He probably looked at the therapy pamphlet for two seconds before throwing it out and decided manipulating Bruce into being healthier was easier and more efficient.

HE ABSOLUTELY WOULD!

passive aggressive/manipulative (for the better) Tim drake my beloved!

Don’t mind him he’s just doing what all Robins do, Training Batman.

But like seriously Tim just wants to help and the only REAL way to help Batman is to beat him at his own game, planing and stubbornness. Same applies when you want to help Tim too, He probably thinks everyone gets help this way or something.

(Tim helps yj98 that way and it seems to work fine…. Tim just doesn’t know that everyone he hangs out with is a little weird)