#peter/five

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

Peter: Sometimes I feel like I’m just some portable chair.

Five, sitting in Peter’s lap: Really? Why?

@dorkylittleweirdo

[dorkylittleweirdo]

More Peter/Five content bc I love them and y'all can't stop me

[project-feive]

Sam: Stop trying to marry my ex-wife!

Peter: You know what? I'm gonna try to marry her even harder now.

[polararts]

They're all friends, wdym. Print preorder? available??

[stvrlitsky]

Live, love and stan my jealous fictional boyfriends <3333

[diamondri]

ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

[didsdmisdwidwjsis]

NEED FANFIC NOW FOR CHRSITMAS

I need a TGIF senario everyone has a Christmas party and five is in involved with Sam and Peter is invovled with Janine but both are shit but they don’t want to admit it really.

Christmas magic happens becuase five is sitting in the light house tower in Abel, and Peter is suprised when they find five there too asking “personal shit got you down too huh”

They both open some contraband alcohol and drink about how they current relationships and stuff around them has been falling apart and not what it used to be, or maybe it never was that way. They get quiet for a minute and awkwardness and then they see a shooting star or some shit… (it’s cheesy and I love it)

Peter asks what five would wish for and they say “ a chance for a new start”

Peter a little taken a bake and thinks for a moment, then says in his really loud dramatic tone where he’s obviously covering emotions and you can tell saying “WELL I THINK THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA, ILL SAY IT RIGHT NOW… I WISH FOR A CHANCE AT A FRESH START”… he then smirks at five saying, “you know it doesn’t work if you don’t say it outloud.

Then they stand up and they start screaming the wish out loud, then together.

The silence settles in they realized nothing happened.

Fives goes to take a nap before the party and Peter sits there for a bit.

Then the Christmas party starts out good, and then progressively gets worse because it’s not like they were looking forward to masking themselves for their partners comfort, but the alcohol and dancing yes. It turns out a big mess, they have a laugh. And the alcohol talks, someone probly put serum in the punch. They kiss and

The rest of the night is a blur. They wake up naked with either in bed not really remembering the night before.

They are both like “fuck… I slept with my best friend”

They both manage to get them selves together hilariously and walk in like opposite directions and then people finds them because it was chaos last night and they just completly lie about what happened and are just awakened around each other until things go wrong on a mission and people find out and they are forced to be honest with themselves, each other and their partners and everyone.

SOMEONE WRITE THIS I NEED IT.

[fotibrit]

The window cleaners for Avengers Tower dress up as Avengers. Its a fun gag, Tony finds it hilarious, and so he pays the extra for it.

Peter, in full spider-suit, making eye contact with the window cleaner outside, who is also dressed up as Spider-Man.

Spider-Man pointing meme ensues.

[lig-tu]

FNAF SB X KISS 

heh, boobs. 

[terranceholdsapencil]

"What is it?"

"A Tardis."

"A Time Lord? But they're forbidden to interfere."

"This one calls himself the Doctor, and does nothing else but interfere."

Five <3

[ashiiuou]

"Welcome to Freddy Fazbender's Pepperonerie, a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life! -...We do have to ask that you pay no mind to the strange employees in the back."

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

Five, half asleep because she was woken up in the middle of the night for an emergency run: Stop looking at me like that.

Peter, confused: Like what?

Five: Like you’re the absolute love of my life and the object of all my desires and I’d do anything for you.

Peter:

Five:

Peter:

Five: Oh, I actually said all of that out loud didn’t I?

@dorkylittleweirdo

[dorkylittleweirdo]

Feel free to delete this if ur not feelin it or ignore any boring questions lmao. I know u've gone off ZR but I always loved reading ur opinions sooooo:

How do you think Peter/5 would ring in the new year? Is it different to how Simon/5 would do it? 🥰

Any headcanons for how Tom and 5 might get together? (and why does everyone sleep on this?! It's SO GOOD and he's so good! 😭)

Lastly how would 5 seduce RSB's boss at the end of s9? 👀👀👀 Because sugar baby!5 is a trope the ZR fandom needs and honestly? It's what 5 deserves 😏

Peter/Five vs Simon/Five would definitely be different. Both would have a nihilistic sort of approach to it for sure but it would be in a somewhat joking way. Simon and Five would definitely wanna get down and dirty and mess around most of the day, whereas Peter and Five would be more soft and gentle together and just want to be around each other. Simon and Five would drunk a little too much then wanna go on some dumb run just for the chaos and vibes, but Peter and Five have already been through far too much to want to leave the safety of their room and would just want to stay in each other’s arms all day without having to risk life and limb like they usually do

I always imagined Tom and Five having a close friendship that leads into being lovers. Five visiting Tom in baby jail when nobody else would bc they understand what it's like to not be able to trust yourself or your mind and have others look at you like you're a dangerous monster who could snap and hurt them at any moment. They start hanging out more once Tom is a bit more stable and they become the only people the other can trust bc they still can't trust themselves. They confide in each other and help each other recover, and once they're both mentally healthy enough, they talk about starting a relationship, share a kiss, continue to be the most supportive partners together

And honestly Five getting with Valmont is a key point in my corruption arc au lmao (plus the fact that in my universe they've already fucked) so it's not hard for them to get Valmont to trust them and their intentions. He's someone they know and like, plus he's gotta treat them better than Abel does, so as long as Peter will also be safe bc he's a victim of Abel too, they're more than willing to work with him and maybe form something of a relationship with him. And Ernie too bc he's adorable actually and I love him

[project-feive]

Sam: Admit it! You’re in love with my wife!

Peter: What? Callista? Pfft.

Peter: I mean, am I attracted to her? Yes.

Peter: Do my days feel better when she’s around? Yeah.

Peter: Does she get me in ways that no one else ever has? Yes.

Peter: Do I fantasize about her? Sure, but only in like two positions-

Peter:

Peter: Oh.

[galentir]

My poster for MegaCon London 2024! 👻👻👻

[misscellophane-ao3]

Title - First Kiss

Fandom - Spider-Man & The Umbrella Academy

Pairing - Peter/Five

Words - 936

Warnings - None / one single curse word

Summary - Peter really needs to check his room before he enters it more often. Or Five visits Peter unannounced and they kiss about it.

Fic Request from Anon - First Kiss & Peter/Five

Story -

Peter entered his room quietly, slipping off the ceiling onto his bedroom floor with a relieved sigh.

He took off his mask and pressed the button on his suit to decompress it. He was half-way in pulling it off when he noticed movement out of the corner of his eye. He turned to see Five was staring at him with a raised brow, arms crossed as he leaned against the ladder of his bunk bed.

"Holy shit!" Peter jumped, quickly tugging his suit back up in some bid for modesty.

"Don't let me interrupt you." Five drawled, with a twitch of his lips, "I was enjoying the show." 

Peter flushed, glancing around, "Five. Hi! Sorry, I didn't see you."

"I could tell." He gave Peter a pointed once over, causing the other to blush even more.

"You-" Peter sighed, walking into his closet to finish changing, "I really need to look around my bedroom before undressing more often." 

"Oh?" Peter wasn't sure but he thought Five sounded displeased, "You've accidentally undressed in front of someone else before?" 

Peter nods before remembering that Five couldn't see him, "Just Ned. Actually, it was kind of similar to this. It's how he found out I was Spider-Man." 

Peter tugged on a T-shirt that said:  'Ah! The element of surprise', and a pair of sweatpants. He walked back out into his room to see Five with a furrowed brow.

"What's wrong?" 

Five glanced over, eyes rolling in resigned amusement at the shirt, "I merely am not used to feeling jealous." 

Peter paused, then smiled at him gleefully. 

"Jealous? Of Ned?" Peter sat on the lower bed, pulling his legs up in a crisscross, "Because he found out I was Spider-Man before you?" 

"Of him seeing you shirtless before me." Five corrected.

Peter immediately covered his face with his hands, cheeks flaming with heat.

"Five! Oh my god." 

Peter heard movement, but was too embarrassed to look up, he felt the mattress dip slightly and the heat of Five's body as he sat next to him. 

"You told me I needed to be more open with my feelings. I am telling you how I feel." The smug teasing forced Peter to look up with a mild glare.

"That's not what I meant and you know it." 

"Mm. Does it upset you? That I find you attractive?" Five asked, looking genuinely curious. 

"I–no. No, it doesn't." Peter replied, breathing in and out slowly as he felt his face cool, "I'm just not used to someone saying it so suddenly and casually like that." 

Five nodded, "And if I said I was imagining kissing you right now?"

Peter wasn't sure what exactly the noise he made was, but it sure as hell was not human. 

Five's eyes stayed locked on his even as he lightly whacked his shoulder and complained.

"Five! A little warning please?" 

"Can I?" 

"Can you what?"

"Can I kiss you, Peter?" 

Peter swallowed, face once again feeling like he stuck it into a furnace.

"You want to kiss me?"

"If you'll let me. I never actually kissed anyone before."

"Ah, I've only kissed MJ and that was, like, a small peck once."

Peter pressed down a smile at Five's responding scowl, Peter quickly grabbed his hand before he could teleport away.

"I'm kidding. I'm mean, me and MJ did kiss once, but I was teasing you. If–" Here Peter paused, heat once more making it's way up his face, "–If you really want to kiss me, you can."

Five started at him for long moment, then leaned in close enough that their breathes mingled, "I can?"

Peter swallowed thickly, "Yeah. Yes. Please." 

Five moved a few centimeters closer but still didn't touch him yet, they locked eyes. Peter has never had someone look at him as intensely as Five was currently, but instead of making him nervous, it shot a zing of heat up his spine.

Before Peter could open his mouth to say something, anything, Five finally closed the distance between them.

Peter was sure he made a noise of some sort but his mind was far too muddled by the kiss to remember what it was.

A simple press of lips, yet Peter could feel his heart racing and his palms shaking with adrenaline, a wave of warmth curling through his body.

The kiss itself wasn't as intense as Five's gaze but it was just as thrilling.

It wasn't like this when he kissed MJ, that one, while also sweet and slightly exciting, didn't make Peter short circuit like this. Maybe it was because this was Five or maybe it's because Peter has been dreaming about this for ages, or maybe it was something else.

Whatever it was, he knew for certain that his imagination did not compare, especially not when Five tilted his head and deepened the kiss.

It could have been a few seconds or it could have been a few minutes, Peter didn't know for sure when they both finally pulled back. All he knew was he wanted to do it again.

"Are you sure you've never kissed anyone before?" Peter somehow managed to breathe out a little later.

Five shot him a smug smirk, eyes twinkling with glee, "I might have done some research." 

Peter wasn't sure if he wanted to know what that research was, whatever it was, that made Five an amazing kisser. He was sure he would either the very jealous or very embarrassed if he knew. But one thing he was sure of was how much he wanted to kiss that smirk off his face.

So he did.