#please don’t be mad this is a joke

[neurosiscocktail]

Everyone is always like “Ed and Izzy didn’t work out because they’re both bottoms” this and “Ed and Izzy didn’t work out because they’re both bottoms” that.

But let’s be honest here

Ed and Izzy didn’t work out because they both have a daddy kink and neither of them are daddy.

[samglyph]

A second “love” has hit the podcast

[kidvoodoo]

Dutch Bookie Joost Klein and his temporary hired gun, Nordic Crime Boss Käärijä

History will call them coworkers….

[leclerc-s]

ollie bearman is making his f1 debut and is replacing carlos for the saudi gp? this can all be traced back to alex’s appendix. i’m sure of it.

[v01dg0th]

*infodumping about various mental disorders while giggling and twirling my hair* now guess which one(s) I have!

[jays-doodle-spool]

dude in my lecture turned around to argue with me after overhearing me make a joke about “not going into medicine bc i can’t stand the sight of blood”

he felt it was of utmost importance that i know there are medical jobs where you don’t see blood and “just didn’t understand not going into medicine bc of a fear of blood”

dude

i don’t know you??

[whereismyhat5678]

GETTING ONE DOODLE IN TODAY YESSSS!!!! 👏💥👏💥👏💥

Okay, not too long ago I was messing around with C.AI and I was talking to Anton as Gustavo (wanted to see what he thought of Gus-) and the ass-hole kept calling him The Monopoly Man from the way I described him. He also kept calling him short names which I thought was kinda funny but I think someone like Gustavo would get a bit upset after a while…don’t you think?

(Also bonus under. A little bit dark I think?)

He got fed up with it.

[sheridan-le-fanu]

I think that people who ship Kurokura probably read Omegaverse yaoi, while people who ship Leopika are probably lesbians without gfs.

[artist-the-incorrigible]

Shen: Find them and kill them before I strangle you so slow and hard that your good eye pops out of your worthless skull

Boss Wolf: Don’t threaten me with a good time

Shen: What?

Boss Wolf: What?

[virtualflowerbatathlete]

Annabeth Chase is a girl kisser

[valewritessss]

Wait I never got much into Sokeefe bc I was more focused on all the other characters and bc little me had just discovered that there’s a 50/50 chance you pick the wrong love interest in a love triangle so sokeefe was the last thing on my mind but seeing quotes on my feed is making me want to read it again but this time expecting sokeefe

[automaticsoulharmony]

Hey so I’m not a “read comics to know cannon cause fannon fucking sucks!!” Girlie okay, I started as fannon and it is genuinely so fun and I love it.

(Edited to be nicer): Reading through comics though I find it fascinating to find what the fandom has shifted for better or worse. Recently I found the real story of peoples main defense of Robin existing:

“Bruce only brought on Dick as a sidekick cause he snuck out to go kill Zucco and he wanted him trained and taught” or any other version, is simply wrong. I’ve now read two versions and both of them he only started cause Batman told him to.

In Robin Annual #4 (1993), a little before Tims solo started, we get a flashback to when Dick was brought on as Robin.

In this version- he literally never mentions killing Zucco. And wasn’t even convinced they were murdered until Batman told him, then said it didn’t matter cause they’re still dead, and he just wants to leave:

When he later does sneak out of Wayne Manor to find out more about his parents killer- he says its cause Batman asked for his help:

And then after Bruce finds him, Batman says he still needs Dicks help, and only then (in this version) does Dick suggest becoming his sidekick)

Now you may be thinking- “that ones from later, an earlier version must be less damning” not quite.

Right before Tim comes onto the scene in general we get another version of the tale in Batman #437 in 1989

Dick does originally say in this version that he wants Zucco dead- and if Batman won’t he’ll do it himself. But then by the time Bruce actually talks to him about, he’s changed his mind and simply wants to do something to stop people like this. Then Bruce IMMEADIATLY OFFERS BECOMING HIS SIDEKICK

All in all, this is two different versions in which Dick does not immeadiatly sneak out on his own- and only thinks of becoming a vigilante after B asks him to help.

Anyway, can you tell I hate Bruce?

[sargeantsarmy]

Enjoy this that I made on a random Tuesday afternoon

Here’s mine:

No I don’t take criticism

[beginnerblueglass]

Actually forget everything I’ve ever said the Lord of the Rings movies actually suck because they had Merry say, “are you going to leave me?” to Pippin instead of the infinitely more heartbreaking “are you going to bury me?”

[millenniumpuzzle]

i’ve been learning magic the gathering and folks just have this lingo that i’m having to learn

like what do you mean two-color decks all have a special name that’s like, part of the lore or something. we can’t just call black/green decks “breen?”

[pretentiouswreckingball]

🚀 🚀 🚀 gimme gimme