#pls help my son

[twistedappletree]

Thinking about Jin Ling becoming a sect leader at 15 and crying because no??? he’s a baby. He IS baby. he’s a baby boy and he needs to be a kid pls someone stop this right now LET HIM BE A KID

[shit-talker]

Roach makes a tiktok rating the signatures the 141 use on their emails;

"Regarding question, please refrain, Lt Riley"

Roach : Very in character for the big man, unfortunately it was in regards to a question of requesting leave so. 4/10.

"Your brother in Christ, Sg Garrick"

Roach : Wonderful form. Made me laugh. Solid score. 7/10

"Stay positive and test negative guys, Sg McTavish"

Roach : Covid jokes are always funny, but he's made this one several times now, and I'm bored of it. 3/10 for fuckery.

"Don't fuck this up you little enabling shits, Cpt Price"

Roach : Hilarious. Our group chat is now titled "little enabling shits" not very professional from the captain. Still 9/10.

"We will discuss more later, SC Laswell."

Roach : Terrifying. Actually, bone chilling. Scared all of us so much. 10/10 for pure fear.

"Eat my ass, Sg Riley xx."

Roach : This one's super old now, but I love it, so it's staying here. 11/10. Gods speed, Si.

[ne-cocoa]

Part 1/2 of a lil valentines treat!! ovo

They’re too cute-

[mistergreatbones]

Tim: hey aren’t you worried people will think you’re gay?

Bruce, wearing a “Proud Dad to a Bisexual Son” shirt: why would they think that? Plenty of parents will be wearing these

Tim: yeah that’s the problem

Clark, arm around Bruce’s shoulders, also wearing a “Proud Dad to a Bisexual Son” shirt: ?

[shriikey]

[yourplanssuck]

born to fear the ash

live drawn to the flame

maybe the Hales are destined to end in fire

!! GIF CREDIT !!

Hey y’all, I’m editing this post to link where I had saved these gifs from when I originally googled them to make this post. Now I know that isn’t cool! My apologies all around, truly. If there is a better way to go about adding in the credit, please let me know! I am not well versed in tumblr’s features.

The only gif I couldn’t find again was the last one of sad angry Derek in the elevator:

Eli Shrug: https://www.tumblr.com/baocean/712991525188009984/joyride-eli-hale

Derek Sass: https://www.tumblr.com/teenagedtravesty/125448110749/stop-flirting-youngderek-hale

Derek burning: https://www.tumblr.com/feelsforsterek/707547488196919296/derek-hale-becoming-true-alpha-teen-wolf-movie

Hale house burning: https://www.wattpad.com/804159260-same-old-song-and-dance-sterek-hale-house

Sad Eli: https://www.tumblr.com/davinaclaires/707786201772507136/i-cant-heal-i-cant-transform-i-cant-do-any-of

[xx-juju]

developing a new obsession and it's a one-season anime from 2021 that is apparently getting a season 2... at some point

[several-ravens]

jonathan is away, and martin is trying his best to fill in in his absence, and it's making so sad but also so proud

[zerodaryls]

it's so funny (read: sad) that if bigoted fuckheads didn't insist i was a woman simply by virtue of my body at birth, i'd probably be chill with she/her pronouns in addition to he/they. if my mom didn't insist i was her daughter, i'd probably let her call me that, and we could still have a relationship.

i'm nonbinary and 'gendered' words are hypothetically meaningless, but because there are so many people who are more interested in telling me who i am rather than lovingly and curiously letting me express my own sense of self, those words carry trauma.

there's no reason a nonbinary person like myself can't be a son and a child and a daughter. there's no reason a nonbinary person like me can't go by he, they, and she.

'she' is not a slur. 'daughter' is not derogatory. 'beautiful' 'pretty' 'gorgeous' 'feminine' are not insults.

to the contrary, they're parts of language that express certain facets of a multi-faceted human existence, like mine.

and i have this sad, mournful feeling that if it weren't for unloving, condescending people, i'd probably be down to be called any of those things alongside my usual masculine/neutral terminology.

but i'd rather die than let anyone tell me what i have to be called.

[misternohair]

Payday is TOMORROW

[cycle-hit]

hey guys who do we think hurt kotoko yuzuriha. ill go first.

none of this is coherent. but i hope you get it. jacques roulet and the father being the first to find the child. kotoko saturn planet symbolism and saturn eating his children. kotoko office worker outfits when her father's an office worker. kaneshiro's dogshit behaviour. her leaving lucky when many of the other prisoner's fathers left them or were otherwise not great. kotoko why do all of the other prisoners have bad families in some capacity. kotoko what does that mean about you. kotoko what did your father do. why do you parallel all the other prisoner's descriptions of their fathers. kotoko are you repeating the sins of your father. kotoko what are your opinions on shidou kirisaki. WHY DO YOU CALL HIM A "PEDDLING FLOWER THIEF".

I DONT THINK THATS TRUE. I DONT THINK HE DID THAT. ARE YOU PROJECTING ANOTHER FATHER ONTO THE ONE CONFIRMED FATHER IN MILGRAM? IS IT YOUR OW- [GUNSHOT]

[fruitypixel]

Inccorect Quotes: IdaYume Edition!

Hoshi: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Tenya: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Hoshi: Stop.

[cameronmitchelljohn]

i opened ibispaint and didnt realize i did a drawinf last night and saw this and. i kind of fw it ?!?!?!?!?!

like how do half my nicest sketches come from when im half asleep 😞

[frog-on-the-frontier]

while my laptop is getting repaired, I have regrettably picked up Cattails: Wildwood on the switch and have been playing it religiously.

so I decided to plop this guy in here. his name is Spark (I HC him as a tom), and he thinks insects are pretty neat. And I'd take a bullet for him given the chance.

[albusthefakepitbull]

okay what are we feeding our sensitive tummy dogs bc Dino hasn’t had a single good poop since i’ve known him. i bought a bag of nulo limited ingredient and he’s got even worse poops than the tractor supply food

[akai-anna]

we read this chapter (159) with my friend today in our oofuri reading session and i'm. just.

why does this feel so gay? why does it look like tajima is Interested TM? (and no, not in a platonic sense) while hanai is looking all clueless?

also: tajima yuuichirou having the emotional intelligence and awareness? (NOT ASKING ABEMIHA LMAO, YOU ARE SO RIGHT TAJIMA) god. yes.