#plus the fact that you dont have to come up with it on the fly like with phone calls or face to face comm

[unconventional-user]

Statuesque

I'm crawling out the sewers to re-introduce myself. Plus new blog yay!

König and Reader are relatively almost the same height SO I DONT WANNA HEAR NO CANON THAT READER IS 5 FOOT SOMETHING NO THEYRE LIKE 6'5 HELL PROBABLY EVEN TALLER-

Anyways, as you can tell I know nothing about the military nor COD, only what I've read and seen. Shoot me. Reader is intended to be gn overall but correct me in case.

pairing: könig x tall!reader 

• warning(s): uhhhh idk, kinda sucks? (I tried)

• word count: 2.7k

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'How tall are you?'

'Are you a basketball player?'

'Do you wear heels?'

'How's the weather up there?'

These questions were a constant occurrence whenever leave took place. It was a reminder how annoying and entitled people were at times.

Luckily, deployment had come quickly most times, so you wouldn't have to deal with them often.

It's not like there was anything to head back to when 'off duty' anyway.

Parents were several countries overseas as well as other family, friends, and folk. So being called back often wasn't a rare occurrence nor was it annoying...

After joining the Air Force, it was expected of your squadron to work alongside certain groups. You happened to be the lucky few that helped aid the Special Air Services pretty often. It was mainly with transports as well as to help fly troops on missions.

It was nice. Some of the best times honestly.

Britain was a really cool place too.

But the constant travelling back and fourth, US to UK kind of left this uncertainty of which place was your 'true' home.

Almost like an identity crisis sort of.

So after some thinking and request of separation, you moved countries alongside joining the British Army.

Many more years later you're a part of the Special Air Services.

You could say the years in the Air Force might've helped a bit by leaving such positive feedback to them when SAS asked about their new soldier.

Judging from their background, they described as if the "golden child" for helicopter pilots was amongst them:

A once in a lifetime.

A relic of some sorts.

A phenomen.

According to them, you knew how to maneuver the damn chopper 'as if you built it yourself'.

Thus becoming a well recognized name amongst the special forces more specifically.

You'd like to thank the impeccable flying skills for landing you on such a radar.

Still, most of your work went unnoticed the first couple of years in SAS til' they eventually caught someone's eye later on:

"That's some amazing skills there—hello, we haven't met. My name is Kate."

The communication analyst would keep in touch with you after that. She claimed a specific task force officer asked for your wings.

"You know how to maneuver a helicopter better than anyone I've seen in a while. And I'm not the only one who's seen you in action."

Years pass after that, you're still on par with transporting soldiers and the Task Force 141, means you must be doing something right…right?

Shaking off the commotion of thoughts, you drove till the view of a familiar, bordered gateway appeared.

Upon entry, it was time to head over to your station.

-

Some inspections and loadings later, a shout was heard from afar. Turning towards the culprit, it was none other than Sergeant John "Soap" MacTavish.

"Long time no see, aye bonnie?"

Leaning against the rails of the helicopter, he gave a smile. In return you gave one back as you finished clearing the aircraft as: PASS.

"Good afternoon, Sergeant," you chuckled, "I believe I saw you yesterday."

Ignoring the matter-of-fact, he continued on, "Call me Soap. Remember, yer one of us."

Smiling awkwardly, you pretend to re-inspect one of the throttles once again.

To be 'considered' a part of task 141 was…a weird feat or way to put it overall. You were in their squadron as their pilot, but you weren't necessarily with them. You weren't a part of their briefings or any of that.

You were separate from them.

The only one who really 'considered' you as part was Sergeant MacTavish.

Not to say the others were assholes or something. Lieutenant Ghost often would brief a 'good job' or 'nice maneuvering' to you once in a while.

Sergeant Garrick and Captain Price also acknowledged you from time to time, always greeting when deemed necessary.

To put it into simple words…they like your flying skills. You're like a designated pilot for them sort of.

'Way to make it sound like you're just a chauffeur-'

Shaking the thoughts aside once more, you focused on what Johnny said.

"Come again, Sergeant?"

The man chuckled, shaking his head but repeated himself once more. He always found you cute yet attractive. A true bonnie. These small actions never ceased to add to his attraction towards you.

Plus, he liked them tall. He could only imagine you in heels now…

"Wait…so you guys are gonna team up with a whole 'nother group for the mission?" You asked.

Great. Now he had to shake his thoughts aside. Clearing his throat, Johnny nodded.

"Price got told he needed backup for this one. Apparently it's too risky to go alone."

"Sounds rough."

"Aye, Ghost ain't too fond of the idea either."

Didn't look like he was too happy about the situation as well.

Nodding, you understood the lieutenant's 'worry' about being aided by a private contractor unit. Another responsibility and potential liability overall.

Trying to look on the bright side of things, at least they'll be more careful.

"Well…better safe than sorry, right? Plus you guys won't be so bored on the ride there!" You internally cringed at your feeble attempt to cheer the man up.

Hey, at least it made him laugh though.

"Ye ready to deal wit' another crew of dafties 'en, bonnie?"

Laughing, you closed the door to the aircraft.

"I'll see you in a bit, las."

-

The briefing ends; said Austrian begins heading towards the designated lockers.

Kortac had been called back by the SAS, unsurprisingly. They’d worked alongside the particular military service before (more than a few times).

The report claimed a certain special ops unit would need some assistance on an important mission. The team was ordered to help aid as a “battering ram” of sorts, both pre and post mission.

Of course they knew just who to send alongside for additional aid to the team.

König rolled his eyes, slamming the locker in frustration. He really didn’t want to be here at all. In his eyes, he was assisting a potential enemy. The SAS wasn’t necessarily a foe to KorTac, but it’s not like they were allies either.

So case in point (to König), he was being forced to help the potential enemy.

There were other soldiers sent alongside König. One of them looked over at him, an eyebrow raised, “Alles gut?”

König looked over at the soldier and said nothing, hood completely concealing his annoyed face. He’d rather be anywhere else than here if he’s being honest.

Heading towards the helipad, where he’d meet the rest of his ‘team’ mates, König tripled checked his tactical gear on him before stepping onto the designated helicopter.

His eyes narrowed onto a familiar face—or rather a mask—he had met before. Ghost simply responded back to König’s hostile stare vice versa. Neither said anything, but sat on opposite sides of one another.

No mind was paid to the rest that got onto the helicopter, except for Sergeant MacTavish, who made his entrance known with a hearty laugh followed by an annoyed looking Sergeant Garrick.

After the rest got settled in, Captain Price stood center and went over some key details again, mainly about KorTac’s assistance on the mission. König felt someone’s eyes on him as a chill ran along his neck. He turned his head and saw the same soldier from earlier at the lockers move to sit next to him. Said soldier looked away nervously to avoid the blue eyes.

Komisch. König narrowed his eyes in confusion, but remained silent overall. He felt the soldier lean in, “Is this your first time working with them?” They then gestured their head towards Task force 141. König didn’t acknowledge them and remained quiet. Looking away, he ignored the huff of the—now annoyed— soldier.

“Ist mir doch...”

König ignored the subliminal guilt he felt by acting like he didn’t hear the soldier’s mutterings. Trying to distract himself, he re-checked his tactical gear.

Knife is attached to his side. His tourniquet was in place, perfectly positioned if needed. He had 2 extra stocks on his left thigh—

Thoughts were interrupted as 2 pairs of feet stepped onto the helicopter and the doors were closed. König looked up and he swore he heard himself swallow back a gulp. Thank whatever is up there that he had his hood concealing his face. König could feel his face becoming warm.

Completely ignoring the other pilot officer greeting the team, his eyes focused on you.

Who were you?

You seemed to be standing at almost—if not the same—height as König,

He absolutely loved that.

Eyes fell onto your hands, noticing the lack of a band surrounding it, which he also seemed to love.

He was unsure if he had a visceral reaction to your presence but it felt like when people saw color for the first time. He felt the need to hide his flustered face (even though the hood already does that for him).

Du siehst bezaubernd aus.

He thought, eyes not leaving your form.

As you and the other pilot head towards the cockpit, he couldn't help but ponder.

Was that what many consider ‘love at first sight'? Him? In love?

The idea seemed almost laughable, mainly because he didn't think he could ever imagine him even having the courage to even attempt to pursue someone. Let alone have someone finding him worth being with.

König (sadly) broke his stare by looking at the soldier who jabbed his shoulder. Bothered, he turned towards them with narrowed eyes.

Grinning, the soldier commented, "As they say in America; statuesque."

-

Stepping towards the helicopter, you could feel your mind calm down. You knew exactly what to do. Tis the moment. You're in the zone.

Ew. That’s literally so cheesy.

You thought as you covered your hand to hide the growing smile.

Your co-pilot turned over at you, “Everything ok?” he asked, confused.

Putting a hand down, you nodded, “Yep. Just…thinking of something.”

He gave you an odd look but didn't perpetuate any further, simply muttering under his breath, “...How’d I get stuck with the tall weirdo?”

You pretend not to hear that, letting out a sigh and stepping onto the helicopter.

The co-pilot flashed everyone a tight-lipped smile as eyes fell onto him first, “Proud to be working with everyone here.” But eyes quickly fell onto the person looming over him.

That person being you.

With a flashed smile and wave, you greeted them, “I’m going to be your eyes in the skies today.”

The assisting team nodded a ‘Yes Officer’ your way. Nodding to the group, you observed them until one of them caught your eye.

The moment your eyes landed on the gentleman in the hood suddenly time had stopped, not noticing when he looked back either. His eyes widened whilst looking like he had choked on the air or something.

He looked a little bit taller than you—only a little—which almost never happens.

He was also oddly cute (considering he had a full on sack over his head).

Suddenly self conscious about appearance, you straighten up and try to hide the blush apparent on your face. If it's obvious, nobody dares say anything.

It probably didn't help that he was staring back at you as well. Interlocked, neither breaking eye-contact till the soldier next to him nudged his shoulder.

Luckily, you were able to gather yourself and head into the cockpit. It seemed like the others had disappeared, leaving only you and him. But you surged on, unaware of eyes following your direction.

Finally out of sight, you were able to find your footing and headed towards the left.

Your co-pilot sat to your right.

Alright, it’s go time.

Snorting, you muttered, “...still so cheesy.”

“Huh?” the co-pilot turned.

“Nothing!”

-

It was finally over. The mission was done. You could feel the relief washing over as you were able to land on the helipad again.

No casualties (thankfully), except for 2 soldiers who were grazed by bullets. One of them being Ghost, who had apparently saved one of the other soldiers who were shot.

You still remembered upon landing to reach them on the field, Ghost was angrily dragging the other wounded soldier by the vest, holding his shoulder in the process.

One soldier yanked out a med kit as another snatched them away from the lieutenant.

The shouting could be heard from the cockpit as you flew away. You and your co-pilot ignored it and continued to flee the warzone.

As you were able to land, you slowly started feeling at ease.

Even though you’ve been flying for years, the adrenaline and anxiety was still the same every time.

The difficulty was always trying to shake the feeling of nerves off. A good cigarette always seems to ease them away. Speaking of which…

You reached into your lower back pocket; you cursed when you didn’t feel any familiar shaped boxed. Must’ve left the pack in your locker. Luckily, it wasn’t too far.

Headed towards said lockers, someone had walked next to you. Upon looking, no words were exchanged as you were side-to-side with the extremely tall soldier.

You expected him to say something. He didn’t. Simply continue to walk.

You decided to do so instead.

“Hello.”

The hooded man faced you this time with flat eyes. You stopped walking, so did he. Gulping down the nervousness, you took a good look at him.

He was taller than you, even if it was by a couple inches only. He was still taller than you.

“Sorry for bothering but…” chewing on your lip (which he definitely looked at), you confessed, “...I've never seen someone as tall—hell—taller than me. So I just wanted to introduce myself.”

You tell him your name, trying not to seem so upfront about it. He continues to look on for a while, in which you think maybe he didn’t want to talk to you at all.

“König.” is all he (manages to) says and continues to walk (although appearing dull looking towards you, he was internally sweating bullets as well).

“...Well König…I was wondering…if you would like to…maybe hangout, tonight. I'm actually going out to head for some drinks tonight and I thought…” you chuckled nervously while trying not to mumble, he however, cut you off.

“What?” König asked in what seemed an annoyed tone.

Not to him though, he just seemed weary about strangers, plus he didn't really know how to act around someone he seemed to have a crush on. He didn't even think he sounded rude about it.

Which was the problem.

You quickly explained to him, “Well…we don't have to. I swear I just wanted to offer maybe I thought you'd be interested-”

He cut you off again, “Why would I want to spend my time with you?” 

Oh god König. If only he knew just how bad he was fucking this up.

Swallowing, you looked away from said man, “Um…nevermind I didn't mean to disturb you, please, forget I ever bothered you haha…” you slowly drifted off, trying to hide the wobble in your lip.

Forcing a smile you began to walk away from him.

König’s eyes widened as you began to walk away.

No. No. No. Nein. Nein-

Was tust du?! He thought as he saw your lips wobble.

Do something before they leave!

“Wait!” He blurted out. This time he didn't seem to care that the surrounding soldiers looked at him.

But when you turned around however, he felt his stomach flutter.

Oh shit now what-

He didn’t know what to say now. So he simply just walked up, grabbed both of your shoulders and explained how he’d love to go out for drinks.

Motivated, you just looked up at him, the genuine smile creeping back onto your face, “Really?”

König felt himself freeze, but nodded regardless:

“Ja.”

“Okay, great…Amazing!” Giving him the details, you headed towards the lockers, the–now–lovestruck smile on your face. König waved until he realized what he just did.

He agreed to go out for drinks. With you.

With you. 

What was his issue then? Nothing was wrong with you.

But you wanna go out with him. Him.…now that's a different story.

He was freaking out–not that anyone could tell–König stood still in one spot, till the hand on his shoulder broke him out of it. It was the previous soldier from before:

“Gut?” they tried asking König again, who narrowed his eyes back at them. 

“Ja.”

Can you tell this was rushed and kinda a little self indulgent? Yeah, now I feel kinda cringe. Also didn't mean to cut it off so suddenly, maybe to be continued? Maybe.

[the-s1lly-corner]

alright, so i completely understand if you don't wanna do this since you have been getting a lot of tadc requests, so feel free to leave this in your inbox for a while but its worth a shot i guess.

tadc x angel reader? but im not talking about the cute and adoring ones, moresore the bibical angel type. kind of like principalities angels if you know what that is. scary stuff.

thanks for all that you do btw, i love your writing and as a fanfiction writer myself im amazed at how quickly your able to pump out requests

thanks for reading

TADC cast x angel!reader !

took me a hot minute to find it but someone asked for the same/very similar request for zooble so!! that post is going to be linked in place of their segment! yahoo! uhuhuhuh!! admin must admit, he does not know much about actual angel lore so hes gonna be real loose with this </3 aaaand to the last part!! its the silliness... i cant contain it... sobs...

CAINE:

now i dont know what kind of personality the reader has, but imagine your wings stick out and fluff up when he decides hes bold enough to compliment, or even flirt with you... has probably led to him getting smacked by your wings and being sent flying... the price of being small, sadly... though he did kind of have it coming for standing where he was/j

sometimes, you guys fly together, since caine very rarely walks around on the ground and kind of just glides around... its nice having someone who can accompany him around... doesnt think your intimidating, if anything he thinks you look interesting... hes probably unphased by most of the forms circus members may take, though its rare you get someone who does look unsettling... shrugs

POMNI:

honestly probably a little intimidated, and perhaps even unnerved in the beginning. like not in the "im deeply uncomfortable" way but more like "oh. so thats a thing" if that makes sense? does try to be nice and kind to you, though, since she does understand that this isnt what you really look like and you cant really... control it... probably has sneezed from the feathers of your wings, if you have any.. in fact you might have accidentally smacked her with them, since shes so small.. you didnt mean to..! honest! caine and pomni just got cursed with the shortness... no thoughts, only angel reader protectively shielding someone with their wings, this can apply to any of the characters... probably one of my favorite tropes for characters with large wings tbh

RAGATHA:

if you can swap out your clothes or have clothes that are detachable (since clothes are canonically stuck to the bodies) shes definitely going to make you some clothing that you can easily slip over your wings, and still have them out! plus spending time with you making the measurements and trying out patterns and fabric is nice! thinks your wings are soft... probably a little put off by your appearance and vibe at first, but ragatha being ragatha shes not going to let it bother her for long, and she makes sure youre welcomed to the circus with open arms... i mean its not like you have a choice to leave... may as well be as inviting as possible..!

JAX:

drum roll please! its the admins favorite jax headcannon that always rears its head in whenever the admin writes a reader who has some extra body part or fluff or accessories or a combination! the fidget/fiddle headcannon! this man is likely going to stroke and mess with your wings, a lot. congrats, youre his new fidget toy/j. has probably accidentally, or perhaps no so accidentally, pulled a feather out. granted im not sure how much it would hurt, i think it would be akin to plucking hair with a tweezer, but the point still stands..! has probably asked you to fly him up somewhere... totally not so he can do some mischief... probably doesnt know much about angels (like the admin LMAO) and probably labels you as like. sterotypical cartoon angel personality (forgiving, kind, good, ect. basically everything that isnt jax/j) but whether or not thats true its up to you... though it would be a little funny for the person who looks like an angel being a trickster... shrugs

KINGER:

FEAR!!! okay... well i think thats a given when theres a new circus member around, since kinger is a little... eh... you know? probably takes some time to warm up to you, but given how he speaks to pomni in the pilot within the first few minutes of her being there, i dont think it would take long for him to approach you. definitely polite, probably even more so thanks to your angelic appearance. mmngh.. soft feathers... shares the jax fidget headcannon with the silly chess piece... bonus if you actually are really kind and protective, this man would be hovering around you since you kind of represent comfort to him... thinks...

ZOOBLE:

right here!

GANGLE:

while most of the others are a little intimidated i think gangle actually likes the aesthetics of angels. maybe thats just the artist in her; like every artist ive met either has a soft spot for angel or demon characters... sometimes both.. admins no exception, its like. mandatory artist trait/j

i had a winged reader request somewhere, where gangle puts the readers fallen feathers into art work and gifts it to them. kind of like how people used to put the hair of their loved ones in jewelry... i think that would also apply to an angel reader! similar to kinger, if youre protective shes going to gravitate towards you... given that shes made of ribbon and fragile... and because of SOOOOOMEONE (glares at jax)... very nice dynamic/relationship material here, me thinks

[twstfanblog]

LMAO jack is worried about the wrong thing! A period≠heat but ovulation=heat

Also, in theory, couldn't Yuu just ask for maternity pads? After people give birth hospitals usually give them huge pads so that they can heal without worrying about staining their clothes and bed with blood. Although I can see why they don't get those because 1) all boys school kinda makes people forget those exist 2) that would attract attention cause what do you mean a staff member at NRC is buying maternity pads monthly??? 3) Crowley probably doesn't know, and while that's mostly a good thing, it can also mean that they can't bring stuff that could tie to pregnancy on school grounds on a regular basis without some permission

Lowkey, the biology difference Period Drama brings to light can be so annoying to deal with because it always calls into question what else it effects. The reason Twist girls dont get periods is that instead of removing the lining altogether, their internal magic just refreshs it to it's former state. Which more than likely will extend to what happens after birth. And if it didnt, again, Magic. They can just heal things very easily with spells and potions in a hospital setting. So more than likely maternal pads don't exist past an actual sheet they put down for the birth that's then removed after they heal the mother up.

I made this idea for a reason based purely on the idea that periods dont happen in Twist because MAGIC. It's a lot of world building potential for a world that always had magic as an alternative to common problems plus how that would change things as an evolution standpoint.

Im guessing you're coming from the period drama romance series. But yeah they are flying blind a lot and will make their own wrong assumptions on how the period actually works. As much as Jack knows, you get your period because you aren't pregnant -> its probably to make you more likely to have children to avoid this painful process -> this is a really kinda fucked up heat.

Im not stating the things im writing in this series as facts, not until the Ignihyde part where Idia and Yuu really deep dive because Idia needs to properly update her medical file and to do so he needs to actually understand what the fuck is happening and he doesn't trust Yuu's second hand knowledge.

Peace and love. This feels charged the more I read it over, but I really just mean it as a way to explain the way my world building shaped up from this one silly idea.

[queenimmadolla]

vivi i’m coming at you to share this image 🥺

wayne and maude decide they dont wanna waste their money on a wedding so they have a commitment ceremony, like a mini marriage with penny as the flowergirl and all their/eddie’s friends and family around.

lil wayne has just discovered his legs so while reader is sobbing over big wayne’s ceremony and penny’s cuteness, lil wayne is standing on eddies leg and bouncing up and down in that cute lil way kids do 😭🥺

you’ve done it. you’ve killed me.

this is the cutest freaking thing! that’s exactly how wayne and Maude would get married, something very small and intimate, with her son flying in plus you, eddie and the kids and the gang—whom wayne refers to by hair styles because there’s too many of them to keep count of but they’ve all been in his trailer plenty of times so they’re invited.

PENNY IN HER CUTE LIL DRESS, she’d definitely have grass stains on it because she’d gotten away from you and Eddie a couple of times to make a break for freedom, despite your valiant efforts. you would be a mess and trying not to draw attention to the fact that you’re crying, as in trying so hard to not so much as sniffle even though you feel the snot but if you sniffle its OVER for you cause you’ll catch Eddie’s attention lmao (he will lovingly make fun of you)

meanwhile, your little baby is using Eddie as a bouncer, having just figured out he can bend his knees so anytime Eddie stands him up on his legs, ring covered hands on his chunky sides, his little guy starts to frantically bop around, ‘jumping’ (he’s literally just bouncing in place as fast as he can, there is no lift off) but if Eddie so much as sits him down on his lap, baby Wayne starts to scream

not crying, just screams 😂

[8beats-per-minute]

‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️MUTANT MAYHEM SPOILERSS ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVENT SEEN IT AND DONT WANT SPOILERS

Okay now with that out of the way, my thoughts on the movie

I really enjoyed it.

I went to see it with a few friends and one of them made a really good point. They actually act like teenagers. Like yes, it was kinda cringey at some parts but that’s because it sounded like something a teenager would say because teenagers are awkward.

I’ve had very stupid conversations with my friends that sound like the conversations in the movie.

I noticed that this movie did the “teen talk” a lot better than I’m pretty sure all other versions of tmnt (in my opinion), even better than rise I think. Most others sound like adults writing teenagers and it sounds good most of the time but others it sounds weird.

Now for the main reason I made this post: April and Leo.

I was kind of dreading this when I saw in the trailers Leo would be interested in her (2012 April and Donnie flashbacks) but it was well done. I am a bit tired of April being a love interest for the turtles but I think it’s important to include that April is black, plus size and has acne and how Leo described her as “the most beautiful girl he’s ever seen”. Unfortunately the qualities she has aren’t shown very often to be attractive because of bs beauty standards.

It’s late so I can’t fully explain what I’m trying to say so disclaimer in case I didn’t come across this way: I don’t think that being black, plus size or having acne makes you not pretty, you are, just society sometimes says that and society is stupid.

April and Leo are cute together and written well and there is no “one of them is obsessed and the other is leading them on” going on. The fact that they end the movie looking into TCRI is adorable to me. My fav investigator duo.

Also Leo is an absolute dork. The whole phone call scene: “it’s a date then!” “Wait what a date?” “Uhhh *cue fumbling and wrestling for the phone* uhh nothing bad service byeee! Who’s got no rizz now?” Like Leo you are bad at this oh my god. (Again awkward teenager stuff)

And his bothers teasing him was so funny. They did not let that slide and teased him at every opportunity. Classic sibling behaviour

The tease for shredder was fun and I can’t wait to see what they do with him and his backstory.

Best Splinter. I love him so much. I love his whole “hating humans” arc and how he paralleled superfly and how he CHOSE to not be like him.

Both superfly and splinter have a very understandable fear (that turned into hate) of humans and how they both thought that the best way to protect their families were to hold their family too tight.

While splinter hid from the world and his fear pushed him into hiding and laying low, superfly’s fear caused him to lash out and take out his anger in a destructive way.

But splinter getting a girlfriend at the end was so cute he deserves this.

Also side note: why did so many turtles almost get hit by cars in this movie? Specifically Mikey.

He almost got hit in the flashback, then in the garage, then in the final battle with the flying cars. Then Donnie also almost got hit, I think just before they were captured but I’m not sure.

When they had to leave the movie and walked home really sadly and kept looking at the humans longingly I legit almost cried.

I was kind of surprised they ended up actually going to school and everyone was accepting. I thought they’d be like “we don’t need humans to accept us cause we accept ourselves” but I’m glad they got to go to school. They deserve it.

Also April being super upfront with them about if they didn’t save her she’d probably be running screaming was so funny. Also how she was planning to release a story about them while knowing humans probably wouldn’t accept them was a very realistic thing.

I loved April so much by the way. The way she fucking chucked the news mic into the crowd was iconic.

The fight scenes were SOOOO AMAZING I LOVED THEM SO MUCH. The splitting between the 4 (I think) fights at the same time and every other fight scene were so well done. Them figuring out that they skills they learned for years actually work in a fight and how they’re awesome at it was adorable to watch. And the way in the beginning how they were using their skills to steal get groceries was great.

All the turtles up from every version are good fighters (in their own ways) but these versions are definitely up there with how skilled and how well they work as a team. Love them.

AND THE TURTLES SHARING A ROOM AND BUNK BEDS WAS ADORABLE. It’s so funny cause later they were like “yea we have so much space to hold the 6 or 7 other mutants in our house on short notice we have lots of space!” Which means they chose to share a room with is adorable and a little bit unrealistic lol.

It seemed like a pretty realistic movie and I have bullet points of the least realistic parts (excluding the mutant animals cause duh). And this is just me being picky lol, I still loved this movie and these are just jokes.

The fact that they wrote nice things on aprils locker at the end of the movie

(Pointed out by my friend). She went from being puke girl to April O’hero. They would probably stop teasing her since she was friends with the most popular kids in the city but the 2 most likely outcomes would be

1. They just stopped and then left the insults on there, maybe scratched them out

2. Wiped off the locker and never spoke of it again

No one writes nice things on other peoples lockers lol

The boys want to share a room

I guarantee if 4 teenage brothers had a choice between sharing bunk beds and each having their own rooms, they’d have their own rooms.

Imagine arguing with your sibling and you don’t have your own room to sulk and avoid them? By choice??? People need their own spaces. No matter how much I love my siblings if I shared a room with them it’d be chaos.

There would be one prank done in that room to one of their beds and that’d be the end of the shared room lol

The fact that everyone unquestionably liked them (especially at school)

Kids are assholes. That’s it.

AGAIN this is just things I thought were unrealistic in a funny way, it’s a kids movie so it’s not that deep.

This was definitely one of my favourite versions of tmnt (I haven’t seen all of them but still). It was a good mix of serious and goofy and I liked it a lot. I recommend seeing it, I want to watch it again lol

[saltytwi]

just had 2 crossover ideas for aqours: one for toh, one for tf2

lol get ready for a very silly (and really messy) post

yknow the type of crossovers where you just think that what if the characters were from that universe.

so here they are:

aqours in the toh universe, which i dont know the name of this au yet

aqours in tf2, aka aqours fortress, bc i saw a niji and a muse version but didn't see one for aqours so i decided to do it

they're not idols in either of these btw

also i'm gonna take some inspo from GnY but not entirely bc i still haven't fully watched it. just some stuff

chika takami

in aqours x toh

i know there are 9 covens but she struck me as 'obsessed w magic but doesnt have it'. so yeah she uses glyphs

(but if she would go for a track it would be plant and she would use it SO MUCH to grow oranges)

she arrived in BI one day randomly and a plant coven family adopted her

her family in the canon is that plant coven family

her palisman is a puppy (it's shiitake) it's still an egg but it hatched just a while before day of unity

in aqours fortress

soldier

(she uses a rocket launcher like weapon in gny)

a detail: her bangs are longer than canon so it kinda covers her eyes along with the helmet, but she crooked it a bit so one of her eyes is visible unlike her blu counterpart

in this version of expiration date she teleported oranges for 3 days straight, instead of bread

you watanabe

in aqours x toh

construction

there is no water related coven?..cmon

anyway she and chika became friends when chika first arrived in BI, when she arrived to help her family

she uses her magic to create ramps to jump from, she's fast as hell

she's a feared player in flyer derby

her palisman is an otter

in aqours fortress

demoman

(since demo has a lot of sea-themed cosmetics) and well sea is you's whole thing

(she also has a whole solo that has a pirate/sea vibe (plus shes the center of pirates desire))

one of her melees is the giant flag in that song's live.

one of her taunts is her doing a cheerful salute

soldier demo besties = chika you besties

also btw. she uses tiny little bombs for easier carriage. think of the little blue stones at the beginning of arcane (i forgot the name of it sorry)

riko sakurauchi

in aqours x toh

bard coven

her hairpin is in the shape of a little piano, she summons a keyboard from it

she can also make magic with violins too

the second track she would learn after wild magic got legalized would be beast keeping

and yes just like in the anime, chika approached her first

her palisman is a fox, it stays on her shoulders

in aqours fortress

sniper

to be honest i didn't really know why. but then it struck

she's awkward and reserved

she likes animals

she actually has no idea how she ended up here but she doesn't really complain

she doesn't throw anything. has a strong asf razorback on though

hanamaru kunikida

in aqours x toh

potion coven

mostly seen in the library

she doesn't have a palisman yet but she got an egg (its gonna be a raccoon)

so she always walked to her school but ever since becoming friends with ruby, the latter picked her up and they fly together mostly

in aqours fortress

engineer

smart + shortest lol

hanamaru has a country-vibe(?) solo

in this universe, she's not awful with tech, in fact she's amazing at it

although she's kind of 'old-fashioned' and doesn't get social clues well

and yes she does have gunslinger

shes the one who 'made and upgraded' all the girls weapons. yeah this au kinda takes place in (kind of) future

ruby kurosawa

in aqours x toh

beast keeping

comes from a family full of illusionists, so when she decided to go for beast keeping track she got some side-eyes

except her sister. her sister supports her with her whole being

her palisman is a bunny

in aqours fortress

scout

honestly i have no idea abt this one. i think its the reason i made dia as spy so scout is automatically her sister aka ruby

she's still a diehard idol fan

in the anime her first instict when she gets scared is to sprint away as much as possible and she's fast so there you go. scout

she doesn't have many siblings like the og scout, but she does have a missing sister that her family told her

small detail: her shirt sleeves aren't rolled up

yoshiko yohane tsushima

in aqours x toh

wild magic

i was gonna give her the oracle coven since it has fortune related things but. this is a magical world. it's yohane we're talking about

she would try to master all magic as possible

her favorite is oracle though

she met with riko while she was practicing wild magic, almost got caught but riko somehow saved her from scouts, and then duo went into a bonkers adventure

after that she met chika

was aware of the day of unity bs. first warned chika, then riko

her palisman is a cat

in aqours fortress

pyro

instead of pyrovision, she sees whatever she imagines in her fallen angel thing in the anime

she's wearing a gas mask but the ones that doesn't cover your head fully. it's either that or she cut a part in the full head mask to make her bun visible. her hair is singed in soot (look man i needed something to differentiate her from the og okay)

she doesn't really take out the mask as much as her blu counterpart though.

mari ohara

in aqours x toh

abomination

she's purple lol

her family is kinda like blight indisturies

although she never really cared about their bs, always sneak off to play with dia and kanan when they were kids.

her palisman is a peacock

in aqours fortress

medic

good manners, dramatic, tad bit silly

comes from a rich family of surgeons and doctors

but she never become a doctor and work in a hospital, but she does have a license (idk if its still though)

still childhood friends with kanan and dia. although the latter disappeared after a while so it was just her and kanan

kanan matsuura

in aqours x toh

healing

her palisman is a dolphin

lives with her grandpa, they run a small clinic which also happens to be a shop that sells herbs

she wants to swim so bad. even though the water is boiling and she was born and raised in BI she didnt understand why she has a feeling like this

in aqours fortress

heavy

she's physically the strongest in her team so

wanted to support her family and her grandpa's diving shop, so she somehow found herself doing mercenary work while trying to find a work related to diving

they gave her the heavy class immediately when she lifted the minigun effortlessy in front of them (she just moved it aside from the table it was sitting on)

dia kurosawa

in aqours x toh

illusions

the only one who has a sigil branded on her wrist, even though she's still in high school

her family wanted her to be branded

teacher's pet. she's yells no running in the halls, or shuts up the class before the teacher comes in, etc.

everyone's kind of afraid of her, except her sister

her palisman is a penguin

in aqours fortress

spy

honestly this is entirely based on the vibe

she often tries to get her group together, while not being the leader

(and spy tried to get everyone to work together with their wishes during expiration date)

has good manners, and seen as cold, but she is also silly

also btw i have thoughts of giving her a hood and big sharp sunglasses instead of a balaclava bc i think it looks nice. (but she does wear balaclavas during very secretive missions)

she's still ruby's big sis. (she left the family when ruby was very young. i still havent thought much into this one)

after a while the rest of the team saw her identity

~☆●○°•°☆°•°○●☆~

additional notes:

aqours fortress

in this au, the girls are a bit older, like in post-college age

miss pauling is shizuku

admin is lanzhu

aqours is the red team

meanwhile blu is muse (technically it should be the reverse due to colors but role reversal lets go)

honoka = soldier

kotori = engineer

umi = sniper (uses her bow and arrows more than her rifle)

rin = scout

hanayo = demoman (im still not rlly sure if i should swap kotori and hanayo but kotori's smart and she's a designer, sooo...)

maki = spy (instead of a hood+glasses, she wears a fedora+mask with her hair in a bun)

nico = pyro

nozomi = medic

eli = heavy

i was actually gonna make blu as niji but couldn't decide who's who so i went with muse instead.

i had some ideas for liella but i don't know them too well. maybe one day. (the ideas in question: chisato is scout, shiki is medic, ren is heavy)

aqours x toh

none of the girls are branded since they are all still in high school, well, except dia

they're all in hexside

i have an idea where this au takes place in the same time as the actual canon, but chika's arrival would not make sense since there's probably only one door between the human realm and BI 😭 but then again. what if. another door

during the day of unity they all somehow ran away from that, thanks to yohane and chika. although dia almost died

i havent thought much about that yet

maybe they went to the human realm but i dont think thats possible bc i think there was only one door?..

anyway they all took refuge in mari's family's mansion. dia gave the illusion of it being look like shit so nobody really approached it.

yeaaaah these are not really balanced. some of them has many things, some of them doesnt. some of them also dont really make sense. but anyway i'll maybe draw something(s) for either of these aus

[sketching-shark]

Ngl sometimes i feel bad abt disliking LMK so much because some of my friends like it alot and one of them hyperfixates on it. But then i remember just how badly it fucked up in depicting Sun Wukong's character that im pretty sure even villainous portrayals of him in media have given him more dignity, how Six ears basically got woobified and Karma Houdinied despite the show itself showing him as a pretty fucked up villain in S1, how much the Eng Dub butchered the hell out of the Bull Demon Family's dynamic and that this show basically removed one of the core aspects of the story (Buddhism) and then i suddenly dont feel that bad anymore.

Plus its not like they know my actual opinions abt it. As long as they dont ask i think im good lol

Monkie Kid spoilers & complaining & likely exaggerating things below so avert thine eyes if you don't want to see all that

gterewfs not to add even more to the apparently intolerable trend of bringing up Xiyouji when talking about Monkie Kid but it is kind of funny how I've now seen multiple people say a lot of their dislike of the lego show comes from knowing how Sun Wukong can be depicted when he's not being written as a cringefail hermit (X_X). And as is @seasonalsummers if pressed you can probably just tell your friends that Monkie Kid just isn't your thing & leave it at that. Because yeah I've spoken before how it's not fair to expect people to make their way through the ~1,400 pages of the best English translation of the og classic in developing their sense of the journey and Sun Wukong's whole deal, and the vast diversity of depictions of the Monkey King in retellings does seem to stand testament to how much this monkey can be changed to suit the needs of a story. And as is the existence of Zaju Xiyou Ji does demonstrate how even in China this monkey's had bouts of being depicted as little more than a selfish clown, so maybe this is just the west's version of that lol.

THAT SAID, aaaaaAAAAAAA yeah genuinely is baffling and frustrating watching many people cheer and clap for what feels like the constant traumatization of Qi Xiaotian and the constant use of Sun Wukong as Monkie Kid's punching bag. Like heavens to betsy Flying Bark has so relentlessly focused on how thoroughly SWK screws up everything in both the past and the present and apparently, on his own admission, spent the entirely of his immortality doing little except making one mistake after another (i.e. routinely fucking up his life and the lives of everyone around him) that one really is left wondering why any of the show's cast would want to be even within 50 miles distance of this monkey, which is definitely something made all the more awesome by the sense that maybe the main reason is because the obvious villains of every season are explicitly trying to take over/ blow up the entire world rather than blundering their way into that position :(. And that's a dynamic definitely made even MORE awesome by everyone's favorite poor little meow meow never did anything wrong ever the Six-Eared Macaque spending the majority of his screen time both beating the tar out of Qi Xiaotian and telling anyone who will listen what a dumb bitch Sun Wukong is before the show then bends over backwards to validate his claims all while making sure he's never even slightly called out for the shit he pulls, with the clear favoritism made all the more clearer by such facts as Sun Wukong got screamed at by Long Xiaojiao in an extensive and dramatic scene for putting basically the monkie gang and the entirety of reality in danger through his doofus decisions and yet even though she literally watched the shadow simian beat Qi Xiaotian into unconsciousness and literally had her life seriously threatened by this same monkey until Tang Shifu started oh yeah the Fire of Samadhi ritual she's apparently perfectly fine with working with Mr. Six not long after. Add on top of that the way it now feels like SWK's not even really allowed to be friends with anyone except Macaque or even to interact with any of his other former besties in any meaningful way, and well this is really making for a not fun situation that keeps steering the plot away from some of the most interesting fun and heartfelt things that Monkie Kid could have done. And then on top of that Flying Bark has now shown themselves to have this habit of spending the majority of each season focusing on what a screw-up SWK is before waiting until the last possible episode before characters who up to that point couldn't have made their hatred for the Monkey King and Qi Xiaotian by extension more clear start pulling out abrupt and honestly hand-wavey reasons for why they suddenly like him. IDK! I like a good redemption arc but that's not something you can speedrun and then pretend like it's even remotely satisfying! And definitely doesn't do SWK any favors with the way he just stands there maybe looking kind of sad while someone yells at him for sucking entire before he runs off to suck at everything again and is barely ever allowed to be explicitly and messily upset about that or about what a colossal failure his life is or idk mayhaps what happened to the og pilgrims that apparently resulted in their premature deaths!! For as much as people keep saying they want characters to redeem themselves through living and working to be better and be upset and fucked up about their pasts well it sure might be nice in this situation if we actually got to spend some time on that instead of just relentlessly piling one catastrophic blunder on top of the other! tsetawraer sorry for the rant but yeah still pretty shocked on how much a silly lego show that started off as having fun adventures with the Monkey King would turn into the grimdark adventures of Young Man Traumatized, Asshole Goku, and the Stalker Shadow (X_X)

[xamaxenta]

ITS TIME FOR EGGS

Ace gets really antsy for like a week and Marco is really confused but enjoying the show he’s getting every day from his new fish boyf. All the pretty colorful scales that are somehow even more vibrant then normal and the light show he gets to see every night now that he’s started to camp out on the beach. Sure ace is eating Marco out of house and wallet but surfer mans got that first place prize money he can take it for all the cuddling he’s getting. Ace hasn’t spent an hour not wrapped bodily around Marco in days and Marco is really coming to love the silky texture of soft scales and how smooth aces fins are when he’s all relaxed and non pointy.

Then in the middle of one cuddle session when ace is buring his face into Marcos shoulder there’s a sharp sting of pain as needle teeth are sunk deep into his skin and ace is lapping up the blood like the predator he is. And sure Marco is shocked at first but it’s not that bad of a feeling and he’s quickly brought into the mood by borderline singing crooning of a hot and bothered siren bodily rubbing against him.

I think in this scenario I’d like Marco to be on the receiving side of the eggs as though he happily spends the night fucking into aces tight slick slit filling the writhing siren with cum long after he should’ve tapped out, helped along by song like wails that set his blood on fire inside him, the real fun comes when ace is satisfied with his work and turns the tables.

Marco spends dawn letting out pleasured stunned gasps as ace pushes egg after egg into him pinned in place by a heavy tail and the paralyzing sensation of too much too good until he passes out head kept aloft and out of the water by aces gentle hands as the siren keeps going until he’s empty of the eggs weight regardless. 

Ace will have to explain everything when he wakes up but right now he’s too busy curling bodily around his plumped up boyfriend taloned hand resting so gently over Marcos stomach

Bonus: aces dick is not so much built for thrusting then for writhing and is kinda prehensile, he uses this fact and his in the moment discovery of the prostate to send Marco completely incoherent. This mer dick also has a lot of nice scale ridges on it. The eggs are soft shelled and malleable but grow inside Marco slightly which makes getting them out… a lot~ Yes ace does use his song to keep Marco going longer then should be possible and also his bite has a bit of an aphrodisiac Marco is not complaining. Those teeth marks are gonna scar but plus side is no siren is gonna touch Marco ever those marks are a threat and a promise. 

I dont even need to add my own thoughts to this because its already perfect, the aphrodisiac bite, his super vibrant scales and his song!!! Ace utilising his voice to keep Marco hot and wanting ooooh hell yeah you know im rubbing my nasty lil fly paws together like good shit good shit

I like to imagine Ace’s scales showcase a new pattern during this season cutting through his sunset fire colours is a bright poisonous ripple of turquoise and blue in like tiger like stripes, these showcase his prime but also so he can preen and flash his lovely scales some more

Ace’s eyes going all slit pupiled and feral is also a lovely concept and pls im … im gonna dig down to the center of the earth your description of his cock/s with the ridges and prehensile ability is sooooo 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽 y u m. marco is so lucky

I absolutely enjoy that Marco gets to breed him to get those eggs all ready but then Ace wants to try depositing them as a host concept so Marco agrees and yeah eggs everyone gets to have them

Good fucking shit anon 🍽️

[magioffire]

If you had a fear of insects/bugs/etc, has writing Vali's interest in them helped lessen that fear?

most certainly! i have not always been so fond of bugs, in fact i was petrified around many of the flying varieties of bugs. i was even terrified of moths and butterflies! eventually i wanted to write fantasy more in line with horror, and i started to develop an interest in fae. i knew the best way to write horror is to write the things you find scary/unnerving/disturbing. it really had the opposite effect and made me more understanding and fond of insects, as i researched them more and began to understand their behavior and physiology better.

i feel like the reason a lot of people fear bugs (besides the fact they look and act so differently from mammals, and also a socialized fear of insects) is because of how unpredictable they can seem when you dont understand their behavior. once i began to understand why bugs do the things they do -- why bugs often fly erratically, why bugs want to check you out, what kind of world they percieve and how its different from ours, their inner lives that we dont often see either because it happens underground, underwater, or in the safety of a hive/nest. once you get over the creepy-crawly fear aspect of them, you begin to respect insects just like you would respect any other majestic creature on this earth.

a lot of people have been taught that bugs are gross, inferior creatures and usually people dont have any moral hangups on killing any bug they see. we often forget that arthropods are among the most successful organisms on this planet, they have been here long before us, and they will be here long after. that in and of itself is enough to admire them.

plus they are so diverse (with there being 15k species described just among scarab beetles alone), coming in all sorts of shapes and colors and patterns, they can get pretty wicked looking -- theres a bug out there for everyone i guess lol. despite not having intelligence as we normally see it, i think it does a great disservice to the intelligence of bugs to say they are 'just organic computers with a set of specific basic instructons', like, with that logic, arent we all just organic computers running on a software of increasingly complicated processes? bugs do a lot with their apparently 'simple' set of instructions. stuff that humans could never do if it were all scaled up. its easy to base superhuman beings off insects, being bugs already are borderline supernatural in their abilities.

humans like to think because we are more 'complex', that we are better, but i would say bees are better than humans in a lot of regards. i used to be one of those people who hated bugs and thought they were nothing but a nuisance and a hazard. now i know better, and knowing better makes me fear them a lot less, and appreciate them a lot more.

im ngl, i still have times of panic when a bug gets up in my space, or i find a bug where i didnt expect one, but its often short lived and not mingled with a "KILL IT KILL IT". im getting much better at handling bugs, and before where i was not even capable of picking up a beetle without wigging out, now i hold and pet moths, and relocate spiders outside. so ive come a long way from being at best, neutral about bugs, and at worst, hating them and fearing them.

[duvayknox]

THE NIGGAZ WHO ROBBED HEAVEN

A Black Pulp Flash Fiction Joint

1ST NIGGA: Listen forget about Robbing Heaven. Its surrounded by 12 Pearly Gates. Guarded by Cherubims. And they will cut your goddamn head off.

2ND NIGGA: I know somebody who lives there tho.

1ST NIGGA: Umph. So you got somebody on the Inside. Who?

2ND NIGGA: I cant tell you. You might know Him.

1ST NIGGA: So it is a HIM, huh?

2ND NIGGA: Uh —

1ST NIGGA: You might as well admit that much, man. You basically said YEAH already.

2ND NIGGA: True. So You right. Its a Brotha frum Another Mutha. He got me squared away on sum shit.

1ST NIGGA: Like what?

2ND NIGGA: He kno a back way into heaven.

1ST NIGGA: Wont Work. You must come in at the Front Door. First thing in da Morning. Dats Mandatory.

2ND NIGGA: True. It IS Mandatory. Butt thats only if you new — or you never been there before. You gotta go thru Orientation. Butt when you Been To Heaven Before, you dont have to go to Orientation. Dats da Loophole.

1ST NIGGA: So you sayin you BEEN to Heaven already?

2ND NIGGA: Yeah. I was there about 6,000 years ago. Then, I Got kicked out for Letting my Chariot Swing Low when I was Riding it. I Died here on earth from a Lynching by some Hooded Angels in White Robes. And went back to heaven for the Second time. Saw some more Angels walking around in White Robes — which confused the hell outta me. Then, I Got Kicked out again for the second time for Flying around heaven all day and drinking up the last of the milk and honey. Now, Im on my last go round.

1ST NIGGA: Hmmmmmm.

2ND NIGGA: You dont believe me?

1ST NIGGA: Its not dat.

2ND NIGGA: Well, what then?

1ST NIGGA: You think you can really steal the Heavenly Treasures in broad daylight?

2ND NIGGA: Not Think. I know I can. They are only guarded by one Deity.

1ST NIGGA: And who is that?

2ND NIGGA: Guess?!

1ST NIGGA: Jesus?

2ND NIGGA: Nah. God, himself.

1ST NIGGA: Hell, he never SLEEPS tho. So aint no possible way you can steal them Heavenly Treasures, man.

2ND NIGGA: Nah, God Sleeps my Nigga. In fact, he sleeps a lot. He just sleeps with his Eyes open so peeple only think he awake.

1ST NIGGA: How you know all this?

2ND NIGGA: I told you, man. I got a Nigga on da inside. Plus: I been to Heaven enuff to know whats up with God. He be sleep on the Job. He dont be Watching Peeple like dat on Earth for real. And Peep this: His sleep schedule is real simple: whenever you see the Moon dat means he Sleep. And when you see da Sun dat mean he Awake. He mite be up doing his little exercise tho like blowing wind or throwing thunderbolts out of smite n shit. Butt when we and da Goons go at Nite — God gone be dead asleep.

1ST NIGGA: Butt what if I told U dat you cant Sneak into Heaven at Nite because a bunch of Niggaz already done tried dat and got Caught. And was Killed for Trespassing on Gods Property?

2ND NIGGA: I would just tell you they missed something, dats all. But not Me. I been working on this latest plan for over 400 years now.

1ST NIGGA: Still, what if I told you dat even tho God be Sleep at night he still have Jesus, Joseph and Mary watching out for him?

2ND NIGGA: Dont matter. Cuz anyway, Jesus is a Soft Touch. My peeples told me he can be Bribed with a good bottle of Wine. And he a sucka for a Hoe wit a Sob Story.

1ST NIGGA: What about Joseph?

2ND NIGGA: Give dat Foo a Technicolored Dreamcoat with dope shoes to match and he will look da other way too.

1ST NIGGA: Yeah, butt dat still leave Mary. What bout her? Or you got sum shit on her too?

2ND NIGGA: Um hm. She still be fucking The Angel Gabriel when Joseph is out on his Carpentry job fixing shit round Heaven. However, it dont matter to Joseph because he’s hammering and nailing Mary’s Sister, Mary Junior on the regular. They stay Smashing.

1ST NIGGA: Wait. All of this shit is going on in Heaven? Rite under God’s nose?!

2ND NIGGA: Yessir. Most of this shit happens at night. Like I said: God, he be Sleep.

1ST NIGGA: Ight. But what if I told you that God know all that shit is going on and he just lets it happen so peeple Will think they can Sneak into Heaven at Night? But they wind up gitting caught and Sentenced to hell for an Eternity?

2ND NIGGA: What if I told you that dont scare me None cuz I been to hell more times than I been to Heaven and —

1ST NIGGA: Whats da difference?

2ND NIGGA: And, I was just bout to say. I actually prefer Hell over Heaven.

1ST NIGGA: Why is dat?

2ND NIGGA: No curfew.

1ST NIGGA: Why you wind up in Hell in da first place?

2ND NIGGA: Well, the first time I was just Visiting and liked it so much I tried to stay but they made me leave cuz I aint have da right paperwork n whatnot.

1ST NIGGA: and da Second Time?

2ND NIGGA: I snuck back. It was easy.

1ST NIGGA: I be dam. Why was it so Easy?

2ND NIGGA: Cuz the Devil stay busy. He dont even be looking, man.

1ST NIGGA: Busy doing what?

2ND NIGGA: All I know is he be in his Workshop a lot doing shit.

1ST NIGGA: Umph. You see anybody we know?

2ND NIGGA: Yeah, I saw Yo Mama there. She said to tell you, you still aint shit.

1ST NIGGA: She would say some shit like that. But you know what?

2ND NIGGA: What?

1ST NIGGA: I think I wanna work with you on Sneaking into Heaven.

2ND NIGGA: Aww yeah? Why you changing yo Mind?

1ST NIGGA: Cuz your Plan sounds good. And to tell you da Truth, I been wanting to do da shit myself for da longest. Except, I just never had enuff information.

2ND NIGGA: Truth be tole, in the interest of being Transparent, I Googled a lotta this shit.

1ST NIGGA: Is dat right??

2ND NIGGA: Gospel!

1ST NIGGA: I be dam! So Whats da Best Day to do this?

2ND NIGGA: You joking, right? Da SABBATH DAY, man. Cuz dats when God not only Rests, he Sleep the whole, entire day away.

1ST NIGGA: Oh right, right. I never thought about dat shit!

2ND NIGGA: And check this out: last time I was in Hell I stole the Map the Devil be using to go To and Fro Heaven. Its got secret routes n shit.

1ST NIGGA: Didnt God kick da Devil outta Heaven too, tho?

2ND NIGGA: True. But they still Kool. Cuz what muthafuckaz dont realize is dat the Devil is actually God’s only Forgotten Son.

1ST NIGGA: Dont U mean BEGOTTEN son??

2ND NIGGA: Nah. Dats Jesus.

1ST NIGGA: Mannnnnn, how u be finding out all this shit?!

2ND NIGGA: (raises eyebrow)

1ST NIGGA: Right. Google n shit.

2ND NIGGA: The Devil Wife snitched too, tho.

1ST NIGGA: Wait. The Devil married?!

2ND NIGGA: Hell yeah, my Nigga. And got a Legion of Babies everywhere. Altho he aint got mo than Nick Cannon or NBA Young Boy.

1ST NIGGA: Whats his Wife name?

2ND NIGGA: Shea-Devil.

1ST NIGGA: So Why SHE help you?

2ND NIGGA: Cuz she mad at his ass. Tole U. He stay Busy. Too bizzy for her.

1ST NIGGA: Maybe he just grinding hard for em.

2ND NIGGA: Dats da problem. The Devil always Busy. And she tired of dat shit. Told me she ready to leave him and go to Heaven.

1ST NIGGA: Is she Fine?

2ND NIGGA: Megan The Stallion fine, man!!

1ST NIGGA: Damn. What else she tell you?

2ND NIGGA: Told me da Devil REAL name is Luther Furr. Dats his Gubmint name.

1ST NIGGA: I cant believe this shit Im hearing!!

2ND NIGGA: Believe it my Nigga. Believe it. So look I gotta run some errands. But I just wanted to meet up with you to plant this seed in ya ear and see if you wanted in on this shit. Cuz its going down with or without you. But you my Nigga so you know I wanted to hit you up first and foremost.

1ST NIGGA: Damn straight. And you know I appreciate it. So hell yeah I want in, man! You know it aint no Fun if Homie cant git None.

2ND NIGGA: Facts. So you got any more Objections or what ifs? Cuz I know if anybody could punch holes in my shit it would be you.

1ST NIGGA: Hmmmm. Lemme think on that. When you need an answer?

2ND NIGGA: Asap.

1ST NIGGA: For the most part, I think Im ready to do this shit, man. I cant wait to git me a little piece of Heaven. How we gitting there?

2ND NIGGA: Cloud Nine take you straight there.

1ST NIGGA: Im here for it, my Nigga.

2ND NIGGA: Ight. See you on Saturday. And make sho you got on yo Sunday Best.

1ST NIGGA: Bet.

-The End-

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(Next up: The Niggaz Who Robbed Hell)

[trenchgardens-ooc-ooc-ooc-ooc]

11 for Somati, Ferics, Calixtus and Borell?

I just realized that something tweaked in my brain and you only asked for eleven- What is your OC's weapon of choice? Have they ever actually used it?

Somati's is a crutch, they use crutchkind, specifically those forearm ergonomic crutches, eventually they start using this two headed snake crutch-staff that they do cool shit with, it becomes their signature weapon I think, at least for a while. They really really rarely actually use it, most of the time he uses visions distractions deals and other peaceful options to get around enemies. Ferics likes crossbows, thats their actual strife specibus, but they rely a lot lot more on their gadgets, theyre kind of like Jeff Earthbound actually, and yes, they kind of dominate their Land ngl. Once they Godtier they use crossbows a lot more. Its about the freedom of movement granted by flight, rather than the kind of constricted mobility of their arms in their kind of bulky chair. That and the fact that their chair means they can use a lot of gadgets more easily, like having a bunch of different stuff mounted. They still use it pretty often, but flying is pretty useful. Plus the time magic and or flight means they dont have to worry about stuff like not being able to dodge attacks, which almost all of their combat in their chair before they gained godhood is affected by. They don't necessarily *have* to be as tactical or planning as they did when they were fully chairbound, but they usually still are. Calixtus uses rods, or staves, you could also consider them either quarterstaves or maybe maces. Their first one was the centerpiece of their scale after it was broken by Calfuray. They don't use it much, they rely probably almost exclusively on negotiation or mind powers in their planet, and they don't really have Underlings in the same way as other worlds do. Borrel!!! Uses! A ball! Ballkind! She's never used it outside of performances probably, but she can serve some nasty dodgeball tactics and clown on you simultaneously. I also answered these becase im silly

What memory would your OC rather just forget? Somati! Seeing his dads decayed whalefal corpse temporally and spatially displaced onto his back lawn. Other than that... God so much.... So much Ferics! Several of their past cullers... their lusus' death. Calixtus! There was a really bad fight between their siblings once. Calixtus thought they were going to die. Calixtus really thought they were going to die. Borrel! I feel like there are a few things she already has just forgotten. Being a bronze in a carnival even on the significantly less murdery Beforus is not free of harassment. She used to work at a slaughter house, though. Those ones. Those ones show up in her daymares.

What's something about your OC that people wouldn't expect just from looking at them? Somati! is kind of a... how do i put this nicely. Lets just say that he serves cunt in every timeline for a reason. His life is shit right now on Beforus, but he's. Gifted in the romantic field. That and the prophecy. You wouldn't expect him to be so on the ball just from how he looks and acts, but he does absolutely plan. Ferics! This depends on the viewers biases towards chairbound people, or even just chair users in general. I have known some people to seemingly think of those in motorized chairs as lazy or physically weak in an. irrationally morally charged way. Like that they have a weak will because they choose not to use an active wheelchair? If the viewer is biased like that, their pure level of stubbornness is probably very surprising. Calixtus! hmmm Well if they know cherubs, probably their love for their siblings. It is still cheruby, but its also desperate, and scared, and very much not the hate one comes to expect from them. If they don't know cherubs, probably how much they absolutely adore soft things and textures. This miserable skellington would cry if they were handed a bunny. Borrel! Probably the slaughterhouse thing. Either that or their genuinely very well meaning and respectful views on cullees.

What is your OC's fatal flaw? Are they aware of this flaw? Somati! I don't think fatal flaws appear in my characters very often. It's just not really how I write stories I think. If I had to pick one for a setting where Somati *isn't* actually like gifted with prophecy, it would be their resignation to fate probably.

[shinobusupremecy]

shinobu with a fellow hashira who's as aloof as giyuu, but like. i dont wanna say emo but yeah, kinda like that. dark clothing, personality and all that shit, so shinobu teases them probably a LOT more then giyuu, because theyre much more interesting to get a reaction from? plus, she kinda wanna know more about them

but one day, they show her something really cute or tell her smth that's ooc? like they show her a bright pastel colored haori they own and wear secretly? when shinobu asks, they SMILE and say "because no one would believe you" as a small pay back for her teasing them. and its true! whenever she tells someone, they'd laugh and say "y/n? nah,"

and so this happens more and more, them giving her silly facts about themselves, and everyone notice how more and more pissed shinobu towards them, while they keep a blank face.

when shinobu finally tells them to fuck off with the random facts, reader smiles again and says "what other way would i let you know i like you?" or smth?

:) thank you

An unbelievable fact

A/N: Hello Mar! Thank you for stobbing by! I hope I wrote your request just the way you like it! If I didn’t, then I’m really sorry!

Gender neutral reader.

NOT PROOFREAD, sorry

🦋- Shinobu never knew that day would come. When there were a pillar more pleasing to tease than Giyu

🦋- Shinobu just had to have one look at you and that was the moment she knew you were the perfect victim.

🦋- She poked you and did all that she does with Giyu

🦋- Giyu noticed Shinobu wasn't teasing him as much she used to which Giyu was thankful for. He wondered if the Gods have finally heard his prayers, better late than never am I right? Anyways- he can finally rest without being reminded 24/7 how lonely he is and that he has no friends

🦋- Shinobu would probably never admit it but she teased you also because she wanted to know more about you, and she wants your reaction.

🦋- If she’s lucky you might reveal something about yourself while she’s teasing

🦋- For an example if you had siblings then maybe it would go something like.

“My my, you know it’s not kind to ignore me like this. Do you treat your family like this too?”

“No I have siblings to take care of” 

Somewhere like that she hoped it would go like. 

🦋- It went on and on like this until one day out of the blue you invited her to town and later to your mansion

🦋- While you were there you showed Shinobu your haori you wore secretly. Shinobu nearly choked on her spit when she saw it. You told her you love to wear it on your sparetime 

🦋- Shinobu finally asked. “Why are you showing me this?”

You looked up at her and smiled one of the most michevious grins the woman ever had to witness. 

“Because no one would believe you”

🦋- Shinobu really said “aight, bet” and she told everyone about it or at least the hashiras when they were at a resturaunt

🦋- You weren’t there sincee you had other stuff to do

🦋- When Shinobu broke the news it went all silent before Tengen bursted out laughing.

“Y/N? Nah. OH, Kocho, the next thing you’re gonna tell me is that Giyu can sprout wings and fly!” Tengen said bostirously and slammed Shinobu’s back earning a deadly glare from her that made him fall silent. 

“I can hardly believe that Y/N would own something like that!” Kyojuro suddenly spoke up. Shinobu sighed and turned to Mitsuri. 

“You believe me right?”

“Ehh, I don’t know!” Mitsuri squealed, feeling pressured from Shinobu’s intense stare and everyone else’s. Obanai discretly held Mitsuri’s hand which was enough to calm her down to continue. “Uhmm, if what you’re saying is true, then I would love to see it” Shinobu felt betrayed. Not even her own best friend believed her! Y/N was right, no one would believe her

🦋-  After you got injured on a mission and was escorted to the butterfly estate again, you sent Shinobu a knowing smile while she looked like she was about to claw your face out

🦋- When she took care of your bandadges you began to tell her other facts about yourself, obviously the silly ones that no one would believe

🦋- Shinobu tried again to tell her fellow hashira friends about you but they didn’t believe her. Shinobu was about to rip her hair off

🦋- She was PISSED, never in her life has she been so humiliated by the person she was supposed to tease

🦋- Everytime she sees you, you send her that “shit eating grin” as she would quote it as.

🦋- Everyone in the butterfly estate noticed the way she looked at you, not the “in love” kind. It’s more like “I will flip this whole place upsidedown and I’m gonna bury you underneath it”. To say the least, everyone is very concerned for you. 

🦋- Tanjiro can smell the thick air surrounding Shinobu whenever she’s treating you while he’s just standing there hoping that he can get Shinobu before Inosuke punch Murata another black eye. 

🦋- Shinobu sputed off teasing comments and roasts at you while you sat there with a blank face. You gave Tanjiro a small wave while he silently prayed for Murata that Shinobu was done so he could help the poor boy from Inosuke 

🦋- Finally when you told Shinobu a silly fact she angrily told you to “fuck off” and you smile at her. “what other way would I let you know I like you?” Shinobu paused. 

“What?” She asked and you giggled. 

“I like you! I only share these facts with someone when I like them” You explained. 

“Well, there are others way to do it” Shinobu deadpanned. 

“I know, but I also wanted to get revenge for all the teasing you did. Giyu might not retaliate but I will” Shinobu shrugged.

“Fair enough” Shinobu said, hunched over in slight defeat. You patted her back for comfort. 

🦋- From there on out you still gave Shinobu some silly facts, Shinobu didn’t react so angry about them as she did before. Shinobu actually asked if you would ever reveal your secrets to the others, but that is up for you to decide ;) 

[mrpenguinpants]

Xiao: First Kiss HCs

I’m so sorry it took me actually forever to reply to you. But I really hope you like this and it was somewhat worth the wait;; I tried really hard but ty for liking my Xiao content and yes! Let’s be absolute trash for Xiao. In this house we only believe in Xiao supremacy 💕💕

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Semi Part 1: Friendship

Semi Part 2: Falling in Love

Semi Part 3: Cuddles

Semi Part 4: Protective

Semi Part 5: Affection

Semi Part 6: Jealously

Semi Part 8: Opposites Attract

Semi Part 9:  String of Fate [Soulmate] HCs

Semi Part 10:  [ Fainting ]

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Childe Ver: First Kiss HCs

Venti & Kaeya: Mistletoe HCs

Venti, Xingqiu, and Razor: Kissing HCs

Considering how many more Xiao fics I need to write. This semi part link might not be a good idea lol. Also let’s ignore if I wrote in a kiss in a previous post haha.

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Xiao: First Kiss HCs

When you and Xiao first got together. It was a slow and steady process of learning each other boundaries and what felt comfortable. Xiao knew he was a difficult partner but you loved him and even becoming his friend was a slow and worthwhile adventure. It started off small leading from small handholding, to cuddling, to showing each other affection. But the one area that you both weren’t familiar in was kisses. He was an isolated adepti and you were an adventurer. You didn’t have any experience in being kissed and Xiao sure as hell didn’t either. Plus it was a lot more intimate and nerve wracking compared to holding hands and that was an hard hill to tackle in itself.

You didn’t mind that he wasn’t comfortable with initiating affection or never went in or talked about kisses. You were just happy that he was by your side and that your love was reciprocated. That he was comfortable in your presence and seemed content in your arms. It still made you a bit giddy when you reflected on how far you both came and that was enough for you. Xiao, on the other hand, couldn’t exactly say the same. While he was happy and he was content, he couldn’t help but feel that maybe your relationship was too one-sided? He knew that you were comfortable and okay with waiting for him to work out his issues and figuring out how to love again but he also really wanted to do more. He just wasn’t sure how to start.

It suddenly dawned on him one day when he saw you off on your next journey, that he had never really kissed you. Even a small goodbye kiss. It was usually you initiating affection or giving words of love and you always told him that it didn’t matter if he said it or not. His actions said more which always made him flush a bit. But on slow and quiet days where you were off on another adventure and Liyue was calm, he couldn’t help but let his mind wander to you. To your face, your bright eyes that would light up whenever you talked about the interesting sights you saw on your journey, the curve of your nose whenever he tapped it when you started to ramble on to much, your lips and how they would spread into a soft smile when it was just the two of you.

Xiao quickly flipped himself up into a sitting position and groaned into his hands. What was happening to him? He needed to take a walk to clear his mind again. He’s been going out a lot since he met you. He had faced an army of demons and fought in a war and yet this felt like the hardest challenge of his entire thousand year long life. He could almost hear Guizhong’s laughter at his predicament and her words of wisdom saying to take whatever problem he had and face it head on. Just without his spear. The spear needs to stay home.

So the next time you visited Wangshu Inn he asked for you to close your eyes. You complied but you were surprised, sitting by the railing facing Liyue up on the balcony. Was he going to gift you something? This was the first time he asked you to close your eyes but you trusted him. You could almost feel the anxiety waving off Xiao so you kept quiet and patient and waited for him to be ready.

He was ready. He could do this. You weren’t even looking at him so what was there to be worried about? He slowly leaned in, just hovering above your lips. But then he leaned back a bit, flushing red. He nearly chewed his lip before stopping since you probably didn’t want to taste blood. It wasn’t that he wasn’t ready or he thought that you would hate it, he was just nervous in messing up. What if his accidently transformed? What if he accidently pushed you off the railing? Even worse, what if someone showed up and saw you both like this?

Turns out he didn’t need to worry. Somewhat. Zhongli, who Xiao knew now was actually Rex Lapis in disguise, made a sudden appearance behind him. The whiplash of suddenly seeing his Master, the nervous butterfly’s fluttering in his stomach, and pep talk Xiao was trying to pound into his mind made him suddenly lurch forward and kiss you deeply. A bit too deeply as his little fangs nipped at your bottom lip.

“Zhongli!?”

“Rex Lapis?!”

You both quickly broke apart as your eyes flew open when you heard the man but also surprise at the sudden but, not completely unpleasant, pain and pressure on your lips. You could almost see the soul leave Xiao’s body when he spun around to see the surprised Zhongli. It was silent for a moment, all three of you just staring at each other. You were still processing what the hell just happened, Xiao was trying to find a way to astral project, and Zhongli was computing the fact that yes, the ever grumpy and “don’t touch me” yaksha both had a lover and was in the middle of...courting.

“Oh. My apologies. I wasn’t aware you were both occupied. I shall take my leave and visit another day then.” Zhongli simply nodded and left before you or Xiao could say anything. You both stared at the empty figure of where Zhongli was before you started to burst into laughter at the situation. You really felt bad, you did honestly, but with all the overwhelming emotions you couldn’t help but laugh.

“I’m...sorry. I didn’t know he was going to visit today,” Xiao muttered as he pressed his hand into his face and groaned at the embarrassing moment. You could see the tips of his ears were getting redder by the second which made you chuckle. For such a fearsome Yaksha he was really cute sometimes.

“It’s okay Xiao. I don’t mind. But are you alright?” you stifled the last of your giggles and reached out to pull him closer and remove his hand from his red face before cupping his cheek. He huffed but leaned into your hand. He really was sometimes like a cat.

“Are you hurt? Was I...too forward?” Xiao asked but he still wouldn’t look you in the eye. The floor was very interesting this afternoon. Wood was nice. Wood was good.

“No! It was...nice,” you answered, starting to go a bit pink yourself now before you felt a stinging pain in the corner of your lip, “Ah. I think you might accidently bit my lip though.”

“I see,” Xiao was now looking at you with his piercing eyes as he watched your small pink tongue brush over the corner of your bottom lip. His attention began to focus on that small part as the world seem to narrow down. Just the two of you. But unlike when you both would lie on top of the inn and watch the sun go down he felt hungry.

“Do you-”

Before you could ask anything Xiao suddenly pounced and pressed his lips against yours in a heated kiss. He took you by surprise but you quickly recovered as you gripped the purple ribbon on his back and yanked him forward as his hands slammed against the railing, trapping you. You felt his tongue press against your lips as you slowly opened them to let him in. It was overwhelming and you were sure if you hadn’t been grabbing onto the purple ribbon you would have fell over but then a sudden deep rumble snapped you out of your trance.

“Xiao? Are you...Are you purring?” you giggled when you got a tiny but of separation from the lack of air but he frowned at you, really it looked more like a pout, before leaning over once again.  Just barely brushing over your lips as he whispered

“Meow”

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This isn’t even OOC anymore. I feel like I’m writing a fucking k-drama right now, what am I doing anymore? English? Huh? I do not compute.

I’ve just awakened something in me with Cat! Xiao and I am flying with it (and casually ignoring lore. Isn’t he a bird?). Heading straight for the stratosphere and you cannot stop me. Just gonna hide away in shame now don’t look at me.

Okay. Time to commit sleep for uh 2 hours lol. I’m really tired but I feel kinda proud of myself haha. Tomorrow’s fics are going to be Venti, Lisa and Diluc pairing, and Venti and Barbara pairing. Good night!

Oh, and yes there is a lot more Xiao content to come and uhh might continue this cat!xiao idea. Unless that’s too weird. I’m sorry don’t shame me pls 😰

my god tumble just work. i dont want to deal with you and your tags. 

[dark-rainbows]

Do you only write on Jotaro? Mmm!

I'd like to ask the odd headcanon on that.

What about ovulation and menstruation being different? Imagine that Star Platinum has a fine sense of smell, he smells ovulation coming from the reader, and it's transmitted to Jotaro. Perhaps the reader doesn't have her own stand, so she doesn't know or understand what Jotaro is confused about when his stand hangs over the girl, attracted by the interesting smell and brazenly pokes her nose into the reader's crotch.

Pardon my bad English.

A/N: Don't worry your english was fine. And no, I dont only write for Jotaro I write for others it's just im a little picky asihaveacertaintastejojocharas. This one here☝☝ is really interesting, I actually thought abt something like this,but didnt really write anything for that idea as I thought it would be gross and plus didn't know which jojo to put this with😅😅😅. Fun fact! Actually I watched video about how men can find the smell of a person whose ovulating or on their period really attractive, Crazy.

Update: So its 1am and I got work in 4 hrs so, if you see mistakes my bad but im really tired so. Gn❤

Pariring: Reader x Jotaro kujo (cujo?)

W/C: ??

Warning(s): ovulation/Menstrual stuff, errors(?), probably gross, mistakes, licking/kissing, Dub-con(??)

It was weird, actual scratch that it bizarre for Jotaro to see Star platinum float around you and even follow you around places. He could've sworn you said you didn't have a stand as S.P's behaviour wouldn't be this way. The other crusaders were just as confused as S.P was very tamed and behaviored like jotaro not caring to show emotion unless impressed or annyoed.

Advol and kak gave in their suggestions t othe problem with S.P, thinking that you were lying about a stand and that your stand held the ability of some form of invisibility or would shrink itself like the lover stand. The old man suggested it was S.P had a mind of their own now and it was following you around for just shits and giggles. And lastly The fench man thought maybe S.P just liked you more than jotaro now, as each mission of these two days S.P was just hovering by you.

Jotaro didn't take those in, esp the last one. There was something that made S.P like you so much that he couldn't stop following you. It all would make sense that night, after retiring another stand user you and Jotaro had called it a night and went straight to your hotel room. You both went your separate rooms, saying your good byes to one another but even after two hours the S.P was still acting weird.

Clawing on the walls and doors like some cat wanting to get out of its room it was in, Jotaro had almost enough and as his stand never acted this way till you came along. He didn't know what was up but he was going to find out tonight.

Inside your room, you just slipped on your PJs after taking a deserved shower, after getting into and about to turn off your lamp Jotaro came bursting into your room, attitude on full set.

"Jotaro! What are you doing in here-?".

"Shut up, Star platinum search around what the hell is making you crazy". Just as it was commanded S.P began to form appear in its full body and fly over to your bed. You stand in bed confused by the whole thing, only feeling shocked when your covers were pulled off your body and your pj pants ripped away from your legs.

"What the hell?!" You made a attempt to jump off the bed at the invisible forces but was only pined down by what it felt to be a hard knee. You felt as what could be hands roaming your legs and thighs, hot breathing getting closeer to your crotch.

From across the room, Jotaro was finally understanding what was getting to S.P this whole time. It wasnt a hidden stand, or that S.P was losing it, it was that you were...

"On your period..good grief", the Man said as he tilted down his hat to avoid eye contact with you. This was embarrassing for both of you as you were being exposed by a hidden figure to jotaro and jotaro had to find out that not only S.P was losing it over that but also...he was liking the smell too.

Was it gross, hell yeah it was, but..also it wasn't as you smelled different which gave him a weird feeling of arousal that had him not want to grope at his pants at the smell. You were still in bed not sure what was going, troed to make sense of the whole thing.

"Jotaro what the Fuck is going on? What just ripped my pants and why are you jist standing.there? Help me!" You needed help more than answers at that point as the pressure on your chest was still there as S.P still hadn't pull off of you. He had your thighs. Spread open, like some invitation for Jotaro. He would hesitate at first due to how strange this all was, but eventually give up on his worries and walk towards your bed; getting between your legs as S.P had set up for.

You tensed at him, as you and Jotaro seemed to be cool, friends even, not...this.

"Jo-Jotaro, uh what are you doing?", your words shakey as he began to thumb your inner thigh.

"Just stay quiet for abit Y/N, I uh..need to do something for a sec", before you can protest Jotaro had already placed his nose and mouth into your crotch. You made a 'Yip' sound by that. You could uncomfortably feel Jotaro's mouth breathe into your pussy and his tongue pushing between the slits and slightly sucking on your clit. He inhaled smell, feeling more and more in love with it. Though it was kinda gross, Jotaro ignored it as it was getting him hard.

You weren't sure how to feel about this, this was weird, and really gross, but it was somewhat feeling good. You barely just started your period so feeling something other than Cramps was better than anything. You just laid back into your pillows and let jotaro continue

He kissed and sucked at your pussy falling more and more in love with the aroma it was giving, he now understood why S.P was losing his mind over you. Just as Jotaro was about to unzip his pants and possibly fuck you, there was a few soft knocks against your door.

"Hey, is everything okay in there Y/N? We heard you shouting?" The voice advol on the other side came through.

"Fuck," Jotaro said quickly getting off your bed and pulling the covers back on your body. He gave you a look over, when meeting your eyes he quickly looked away, a noticeable flush forming on his cheeks.

"Everything is okay", he said opening the door to Advol and the others. "Y/N, just had a nightmare that's all. I came in to see if they were okay".

"Oh, thank goodness. And I thought they were hurt", Kak said placing an hand on his chest.

"Well as long as they arent seriously hurt than ne better get back to bed before it gets too late", The old man yawned and started making his way back to his room, the others soon did the same.

Before Jotaro could, he popped his head back in your room.

"Uh, Goodnight Y/N. I guess we'll continue this tomorrow night yeah?". You sat in bed, still semi out of it. "Uh...I..uh".

"Yeah we will. Alright, sleep well Y/N". And with that he shut the door, leaving you in your own thoughts.

"...What just happened..."

[aetherin21]

I actually binged watch that netflix docu of formula 1 with my sister anddddddd guess what?

F1 AU of JJK that no one asked :)))))

Gojo Satoru and Getou Suguru used to be known as the fastests duo.

Their friendship ended cause of their contracts and stuff which also caused a great rift between them.

Though they do still see each other as friends but their rivalry is more prominent when they are seen together. Playfully making mean banthers infront of interviews and talking shit face to face but secretly they laugh it off and apologizes through texts.

Satoru's actually retired but comes back time and time again just to fuck with people. (like Miyazaki and his films) Also maybe prove a point that he's still the best which he always does.

When he do comes out from his so called "retirement", you bet everyone's shaking because: One, they have a chance to beat his ass. Two, he's always the world champion every time he does which is annoying. Three, he's a great racer that everyone looks up to and idolizes. Four, who doesn't want the bragging rights to beat his ass?

Why did he retire anyway? Cause he deemed himself too good that no one can beat him. Toji and Suguru were close but it wasnt enough. He also thought that he and Suguru being no longer a team wasn't fun. Their rivalry and friendship means the world to him and the fact that their management's contracts were disregarding his friend as second best hurt him. (He won't admit it though)

Also he wants to give others a chance cause he keeps being the world champion consecutively.

Suguru didn't like it one bit and even protested about his retirement but in the end he just accepted it.

Yaga is actually the principal of the team Satoru's under and Shoko's their leading engineer.

Shoko's a genuis that some teams even makes a deal with theirs just to get their hands on faster equipments.

Gakukanji and Yaga has this rivalry going on cause of their ideals on what it means to be a top team etc.

Toji is actually a legendary underdog racer who was disowned by the Zenin's (who are a family of racers, engineers and mechanics) and won 3 world champions in a row just to show their faces.

After a serious injury he had to stop though cause he didnt want his wife and kids to worry. Truly a family man. (Tsumiki is his adoptive kid who's mother became MIA and Megumi seemed to be attached to her growing up so Mamagumi begged him to take her in)

Megumi and Yuji are the new duo of the sister team Satoru's under in.

Yuji is a very aggressive driver that he keeps breaking his car during tests and qualifyings much to his team's dismay. Although he makes it up by listening to their instructions and trying to reach the P10 mark just so they could get points.

He also apologizes a lot and the team can't help but forgive him because of how genuine and adorable he is.

Megumi on the other hand is a calm driver with fast reflexes thanks to his dad's genes. Always the lucky kid that never got hit when a car crashes or debris flying in the course.

He makes sure to make it to the needed quota of being a part of the P10 even if there's a problem with his car's engine. Points matter so he does his best to be a team player. (Plus Yuji is already causing so much trouble)

Although sometimes he even suprises himself that he wins first places and doesn't realize that he actually has potential to be a world champion. (Until Satoru had to give him the idea and the possibility)

Always seen with his two dogs on the course that all the inteviewers and photographers would always ask for them when they dont see them beside the boy. Also probably has a fan account for his dogs alone.

The interviewers would even forget about asking Megumi stuff cause they got too distracted by his adorable pupps. Works every time.

Maki is the new underdog that also got disowned by the Zenins cause of their misogny. Saying that girl's can't race and other stupid shit.

She's very calculative and rivals Toji's fast reflexes. So whenever unexpected crashes happen, you'll see her avoiding it quickly and manouver her way back. Her favorite course by the way would be in Monaco.

The area there is small and has a lot of curves that's leaves no room for error and its very thrilling for her. Its her turf and she always win first place in that track.

Her partner is Nobora who makes a very dangerous combi once they sync up. You'll see them pressuring racers to the corner as their car pass by them. Its very scary and exhausting to their competitors.

Yuji actually got bullied by them once and Nobora was relentless not letting him reach their quota points while letting Maki pass easily.

Though Nobora would always give a higher spot to Maki whenever their place are close cause she thinks she deserves all the recognition with how the Zenin's treated her and Mai.

Mai on the other hand is one of the pit crews that makes the fastests pit stops. Even though she didnt want to be a part of the racing shennanigans, she'll do it for Maki. (She'll say bitterly that she hates Maki but she actually loves her and would do anything for her dreams.)

Mimiko and Nanako is a part of Suguru's new team. They had always looked up to him since they were kids and now they are a part of his team which is dream come true for them.

Suguru also thinks of them as his kids cause of how adorably enthusiastic they are with racing. You'll probably see them curled up to him sleeping after a long winding race cause of how tired everyone are. (Even though they should be partying and drinking.)

Sukuna (lets go with him and Yuji being twins) is actually a part of a different team and is always at the top cause of how good he is which causes comparison between him and Yuji.

He's the type of dude who gets bored at after parties and would rather be racing just for that sweet adrenaline rush.

Sometimes you'll see him hovering at the mechanics and engineers menacingly, demanding his car to be appropriate to his standards and taste or else.

Talks shit a lot on interviews but is actually quiet if you see him around the course. (Probably judging everyone)

Mahito isn't a racer but the mechanic of Sukuna's team. He has a beef with another mechanic, Nanami Kento, who is on Yuji's team.

He would always rub it in their face with a shit eating grin whenever Sukuna wins.

Kento? Doesnt care. He's too immune from Satoru. He's more concerned for the safety of the two kids his handling than to fight stupid battles.

So instead he makes it up by doing his best to support his team and when it pays off he'll return the insults back to Mahito. "So what did you say about me again?"

Though there is this one time that Nanami and Mahito got so drunk that they ended up fist fighting in the middle of the after party. It was so unexpected that everyone was so stunned.

Megumi was shocked that he just pulled his phone out and recorded everything. Nobora uploaded it online, Maki was cheering, Sukuna was enjoying every second of it while Yuji was trying to stop it.

In the end, Mahito lost cause he didn't expect the nerdy straight laced looking mechanic was actually jacked.

Anyway Choso is Sukuna's partner (in this AU he's also his brother being Yuji's twin and all) he's mostly temperamental and calm but once something happens to his siblings, shit's about to go down. The aggression of this guy is unparalleled.

When Yuji and Sukuna's car crashed. A switch flipped in his head and just went over drive in the course. You'll hear him curse a lot to his team and as well as Yuji's, demanding what the happpened to his brothers car and asking if they were okay.

He'll do his best to quickly finish the laps just to see if his brothers were okay. Even though Yuji and Sukuna had already communicated that they were alright and doing fine, that stuff like that happens.

My dude wouldn't even realize he won the race. He'll be too busy doting on his brothers asking if they're alright and if there were any serious injuries.

He's the type of person who's more happy if the race was fair with no crashes or bullshit happening cause everyone deserves the chance at the podium. Especially how hard working every team put just to get a place.

Will quickly apologize for his behavior to his team with utter nonchalance. (They're used to his stoic face and monotone voice that they know when its sincere or not)

Was actually the person who inspired Yuji and Sukuna to start racing. Sukuna was all stuck up about it. Saying stuff like "I can do better than him." or "That's a stupid mistake" At the same time though he was thinking of ways he can be faster than Choso, more efficient and not fuck up a car that badly. But deep down he wont ever admit Choso looked cool.

Yuji was actually reluctant cause of the dangers the sport faces and how many times Choso warned the two about it but when he saw Megumi race once it just clicked. He wanted the a taste. Nobora, of course saw the twinkle in his eyes and said "Just do it." Which caused the gear on his head to actually move and solidify his want to follow his brothers footsteps.

[tendous-socks]

TOKYO REVENGERS HEADCANONS OF ME BEING NON BINARY / REACTING TO SOMEONE BEING NON BINARY

tw: ⚠️⚠️kisaki⚠️⚠️ and manga spoilers, mentions of death, transphobia,

would misgender and dead-name me

1.kisaki.

must i need an explanation?😐

2. shion

“ what’re you gonna do about it?? HUH?? WHAT’RE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT ???”

actively looks for a fight

… if y’all are in a relationship he’d still call you his “girl” but beats people up for doing so….

3. mucho

i get the vibes that he’s traditional

would silently stare in judgment

4. mochi

he just doesn’t care clslfkxkslk

thinks it’s weird

“ nor/mal”

7. rindou..

“you either have a pen or a vag. “

8.ran

“interesting”

*continues dead naming me*

9. KOKO

he would be nicer about it when he’s in toman due to inui… but once they’re separated- an ABSOLUTE MEANCE

… reluctantly apart of the protection squad with inui ( enjoys beating people up tho)

10. bontent mikey

… he’s just so tired and doesn’t really care ) that is if you’re not close with him… but then again how close can you really get?)

11. ) PAH CHIN

AND ONLY BECAUSE HE WAS IGNORANT AND HIS FATHER DIDN BELIEVE IN THAT STUFF AND HE DIDNT KNOW BUT THEN ( if y’all are close ) HE’D FEEL BAD AND AFTER YOU EXPLAINED IT TO HIM HE TOLD PEH CHIN TOO AND WERE SURPRISINGLY SUPPORTIVE

but if y’all ain’t close he would slowly get the hint… this is canon.

because i said so-

11. sanzu…

he’s quietly judging you

EDIT

SOMEONE SAID SANZU WOULD USE ANY PRONOUNS AND I REALLY LIKE THAT HC-

SO SANZU WOULD PROBABLY JUST ‘ SILENTLY JUDGE YOU’ SO OTHERS DONT CATCH ON MHMHM

12. akashi

traditional- plus it was a different era for him growing up so…

(would glare at someone if he really did see you getting emotionally distressed)

13. smiley

“ that’s one of the most stupidest shit ive ever fucking heard 😁”

.🙁

“ you either have tits or a dick “

.☹️

but would beat people up if you get SUPER upset ( call it his protect instincts with angry, but would send people to the hospital)

14. taiju

“ i wanna church girl who goes to church and reads her bible “

would spit at me

- WHO WOULD BEAT SOMEONE UP FOR DEAD-NAMING / MISGENDERING

1. PAH CHIN AND PEH YAN

THEYRE ABSOLUTE MENACES TO SOCIETY IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU A GIRL / BOY

head canon : during tenjiku you were there and had to adjust your transtape cause it was coming lose 🙄

which is literally the most annoying thing in the world-

and shion saw you.

he came up and was like “ HUH WHAT’VE WE GOT HERE?? A GIRL PRETENDING TO BE A G-“

couldn’t even finish his sentence with how fast peh chin clocked his ass 🤭

( peh yan supremacy)

2. my main man takemichy

no explanation needed ( maybe deadnamed you only once cause he didn’t know)

3. inui cause i said so

5. BAJI BAJI

BAJI WOULD ALMOST KILL A DUDE FOR CALLING YOU YOUR DEAD NAME

i KNOW mama baji raised him right ✋🙄

almost clocked chifuyu when you told him about your first encounter kcksldofospdoco

almost clocked your mom when she said “you got it girlfriend”

she was confused when she saw you desperately trying to prevent the next criminal minds episode

best listener for body dystrophia fight me 🙉❤️

6. senju

*comes out*

“..oh okay! anyways as i was saying [preferred name] “

would need some gentle reminders only once or twice cause i will say it does take a bit of time for people to get used to it and there are always a few slip ups

tells akashi about your pronouns ( ONLY WITH YOUR CONSENT OFC)

( promises to try and be more girly if he calls you by them and your preferred name)

she wants you to go into more details about what you’re feeling cause she’s genuinely very interested about everything and she wants to know more about you.

7. emma 😻 vv supportive 🙌🙌

*sicks mikey and draken out on anyone who hurts your feelings

“you know [blah blah blah] from history?”

“of course yeah “

“yeah he ended up calling me slur during class- what’re you doing?”

*emma pulling out her phone

“hm? oh nothing don’t worry about it”

gave more insight about it to draken and mikey

8. HINA

YALL SAW HOW SHE SLAPPED MIKEY-

THIS GIRL WOULD D R A G A BITCH BY THEIR HAIR IF SHE SAW THEM BULLYING YOU

the one of correct takemichy

9. yuzuha

hina but 10x worse

trips transphobes for shit and giggles 🤪🤞

i like to think that the girls (all 4) would just all stare down a girl who was shit talking you and just pick her apart mercilessly ( a little ooc but this is my head canons so they can be whatever i say they are)

ones idk about

1. mikey

he knows that you can handle yourself so he lets you correct people.

or

sometimes he’ll jump in and correct them instead for one of two reasons.

1. he felt like it

2. they kept calling you your dead name and misgendering you EVEN THOUGH you already corrected them

but if the person ACTIVELY does that and says some… not so fruity things. he’ll send em to the hospital and end up on life support 😌☝️

like dom tertto, he cares about his family. and toman is his family, and you’re in toman ( not THAT kind of y/n way 🙄 )

“ BE WHO YOU AREE🌈🌈🌈🌈🤪🤞🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈”

1. draken

… listen… idk why, but i just don’t SEE him beating people up for misgendering me… well okay i kinda see it,

but he’d be like, “ i don’t understand what you’re going through, but i support you and if you want to talk about it i’m here”

wants to try and understand so like i said before, he lets you rant about what you’re feeling

would let you handle your own battles cause your strong enough to

a true king 😎🙌

does in fact throw punches when it gets REALLY BAD

2. angry

… idk h o w empathic he is and how mad he’d have to be on your behalf when people actively kept misgendering you to become the blue ogre.

but he’d just start crying at the confrontation.. 😐

my hero ig 🤥

3. izana

“ that’s fucking stupid”

*beats up middle aged woman who said for you to “ have a good day ma’am”

but if y’all close he’ll only say it’s stupid once when he sees you genuinely upset and ignoring him

“ be who you are.. 🌈”

4. kaku

same boat as izana, A LOT less judgmental

5. mitsuya

won’t hesitate to send a bitch flying

actively corrects people

( teaches luna and mana about your pronouns for the next time you come over 🕺🏻)

TAKES YOU SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES

6. haitani brothers

*actively bullies you

*bullies kid into the grave for looking at your chest area

7. …hakkai

he accidentally slipped up once🤒

WHEN I SAY THIS MANS FACE WENT PALE- HE DIDNT TALK TO YOU FOR A W E E K MINIUM CAUSE HE FELT SO BAD

YOU KEPT TELLING HIM THAT ITS FINE-

BUT HE FELT AWFUL

( has nightmares about it)

8. chifuyu would only do it in his mohawk era cause he wanted to seem metal and impress da boys 🥶🥶☝️☝️

pulled you aside at the end of the day to apologize

( like i said before, baji almost clocked him when you told him about your first encounter )

who am i kidding they’re all in gangs, they’d probably kill someone if they hurt you cospwpfoslief

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IF YALL GOT ANYMORE IDEAS LMK CAUSE IM INVESTED IN YHIS AND WANNA HEAR WHAT YALL THINK