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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.
#personal#back to work tomorrow prepare thyself#i have had other adults try to take my phone away ask if I have a tardy pass the aforementioned detention incident-#THE LIST GOES ON#i usually get an apology after they realize im twenty fucking six but sometimes im like#....if you need to apologize this profusely for talking to me like that when you realized i wasn't a student#maybe you shouldn't be talking to the students like that either?#i get it they're irritating as hell but like. as soon as you realized i could report you for yelling at me the way u just did#u HELLA backtracked.#maybe some self reflection is in order?
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i lost my fucking headphones
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oh my GOD
#i was NOT prepared for this shot comparison#he's so stupid and in love#sad wet cat of a man#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dai#solas dragon age#inquisitor lavellan#solas x inquisitor#solasmance#solavellan#solavellen hell#solavellan heaven#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#datv
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A-SPECS RISE UP!!! GO FOR THE THROATS!!
#LET THE A-SPECS LIVE IN PEACE#LET THE BLOOD POUR#NO MORE OF THE DAYS WE TAKE IT LYING DOWN#THE A-SPEC REVOLUTION STARTS HERE#arospec#aromaticism#aromantic#AROS RISE#ace pride#asexual#asexuality#ACES ASEND#agender#agender pride#AGENDERS PREPARE THE ROCKET LAUNCHERS#WE STRIKE AT DAWN#aspec#aspec mafia#aroace#aromantic asexual#aspec community#aspec military#hell YEAH
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my thingy for @bowelfly's ambitious and groundbreaking HYDRAPHONE.......honoured and delighted to close out for team cayden
#my art#hydraphone 2025#the bUuUuuUGs#made the fascinating decision to experiment with perspective and a dynamic composition as the last in the line#as someone who does not do dynamic compositions and foreshortening and perspective very well i quickly realised the error in my ways#BUT i'm still happy with this idc it's hard not to become infectiously in love with art when taking part in these#ART for pure love of the game ohhhhhhhh that's the good stuff man mmmmm artists getting together to make something for pure love of art#we love to see it this is what it's all about baybee#LOOK ON OUR WORKS!!! look at each branching path! and enjoy#also i'm in wip hell right now and preparing to get my website up and running but hopefully i'll have more art soon. thank you amen
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Demons run when a good man goes to war,
Night will fall and drown the sun,
When a good man goes to war.
Some detail shots under the cut


#some 16th century painter possessed me while working on this because HOLY SHIT#i finally know how to draw leather#prepare to be sick of me#anyway Liam O’brien this is what you took from me#aka bloody ruthless orym#his big wet eyes have bewitched me body and soul#critical role#my art#fanart#bells hells#cr3#orym of the air ashari#critical role fanart#procreate#digital art#digital drawing#artists on tumblr#it was so fun to draw Orym absolutely just gory and covered in blood
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#gravity falls#Alex Hirsch#bill cipher#so Alex is putting on a gravity falls cosplay contest for nycc#Alex when I get you....#Alex if I didn't have 12 days to prepare for this....#and like 7 other projects ongoing at once....#and entire marionette to carve before the con.....#and also didn't have a job to work.......#AGHHHHHHHH#idk what I'd even be#go to party city and buy their entire stock of everything yellow probably#put it all in a pile stab it with scissors and douse it in hot glue then roll in it until it forms a dress#then glue some fake eyeballs wherever possible#bill cipher deconstructed#but nay I shant#i can't. I mustnt.#I'm already dressing in a closet greed cosplay bc that's easy and I'll look cute as hell in it#agh#agh agh aghhhhhhh#forcibly telling myself no you are on such a time crunch rn you can't waste a day of wood carving to make a cosplay#FORCIBLY TELLING MYSELF THIS. AGGRESSIVELY.
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Hook, Line, & Sinker
🐟🐟Midnight's DCA MerMay Day 1🐟🐟
SORRY TO START OUT MERMAY SO LATE IM IN HELL WEEK (FINALS) AND COMMENCEMENT IS TOMORROW PLEASE ENJOY THIS FIRST STORY
Prompt:
I've got one :3
One of the boys accidentally got a hook in their tail (I think sun would be best, he'd probably freak out harder) and Reader's gotta calm him down and help remove it
DCFPU prompt used: Hook
Word Count: 1949
Story will be posted to ao3 soon!
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The sound of the waves floats in through your open window, becoming clearer as you start to wake up. You sit up, turning to see your thin curtains blowing in the breeze. Another beautiful sunny day. And hopefully, said sunny day will include the brightest, sunniest one of all.
You hop to your feet, going through the motions of your usual morning routine. Humming in thought about whether you'll see—one of—the mers you've called friend over the course of the past six months or more. Moon, the darker of the pair with his blue and white coloring, hadn't given you any indication of his counterpart's whereabouts. Therefore you could only make assumptions, and even then they didn't add up.
There were plenty of fish around for this time of year, the warm waters encouraging all kinds of species to migrate through the area, so it wasn't like he'd be pressed for a meal. Adding to that, the only competition around was Moon and they were civil enough with each other. You'd argue friends even, though they'd deny it vehemently if asked.
Definitely not hibernation either, he would've tried to drag you to join him based on previous experiences. Which left... some not so lovely options to choose from. But, that would be jumping to conclusions. It's only been a few days, surely he's fine. Surely...
You do a quick cleaning of your house, sweeping away any sand that'd been dragged in, wiping off surfaces to remove any potential salt. Really you're just trying to pass the time as an excuse to not go looking for them at this hour of the morning. You'll admit you've become a bit attached over the time you've met both mers.
Moon's teasing remarks and actions, trying to pull you in the water or making—in your opinion—poor taste jokes about having you as a snack if he got hungry enough. Though that was back when you'd first met. He’d gotten a bit better since then. More light-hearted at least.
Sun's enthusiastic rambles and the likes, constantly needing to go, go, go and show you all sorts of things that he found whenever the two of you were apart. He found your world fascinating as well, insistent you tell him anything and everything about it. You'd really bonded in that way, over your shared pursuit of knowledge. And of course, your genuine connection as friends.
Ergo, you felt it was justified then to harbor some level of worry regarding his whereabouts. You'd do the same for Moon too. You realize your cheeks are suddenly burning and shake your head. Yes, you'd be concerned for your friends, always.
Once you've finished your cleaning and have had breakfast, you decide you're not going to stall any longer. You slip on sandals, your sunhat, and head outside to the shore. With any luck, they'll both be around your dock area and all your worry will dissipate in an instant.
If Sun is not however...
You'll wait to be concerned when it gets to that point.
The sun's still warming up the sand as you step outside. The semi-cool feeling as your toes sink into it wakes you up fully finally. You squint and look out past where the waves break, to the end of the dock. It's hard to make out, but you think you spy a bobbing head near the rocks there. Just the one, however.
Sure enough, you find Moon lounging back in the water, eyes closed as he floats semi-in place. The water's clear enough you can see the rest of his body and tail down, down, down, under the water which laps against him.
In the sparkling reflections you see dark, yet shiny scales which blend with pure white, creating patterns and splotches throughout. Eyes that are currently closed that are a deep ruby red, mesmerizing, you could get lost in them even. He really was quite the mer, they both were.
When your foot hits the last plank of the dock is when he peeks an eye open at you, smile languid as he shifts to float upright.
"You're up early, Star. Shouldn't you still be asleep, curled up in your nest?" He yawns, resting his arms on the end of the dock.
You sit down in front of him, careful to keep yourself out of snatching distance, knowing full well you'd end up in the water for a 'mid-morning swim'. "It's called a bed, Moon, and it's not... that early."
"You're worried about something."
You flinch at the accuracy. "It's Sun, it's been what, three days now? I can't help but be concerned about whether he's okay or not."
"We're not fragile by any means, you know." Moon chuckles, head resting on his webbed hands. "Three days could mean anything."
You groan, laying back against the weathered planks of the dock. "Exactly! He could be hurt, or, or maybe he's off somewhere and forgot to say something, or maybe he just doesn't want to see me, or—" You stop yourself, sighing.
Moon doesn't respond for a moment, then you hear him sigh as well.
"If you're that concerned then I suppose I have no choice but to inform you of his whereabouts. Lest you wither away in your sorrows." He drawls, teasing lithe at the end of his words.
You sit upright, looking down at him. "You mean you've known this entire time?"
"Pearl, we share a cove." The bluntness of the statement is followed by a snicker.
Your face heats up, you attempt to defend yourself. "I didn't know! I've never been there so how would I?"
"Calm down, I'm merely trying to ruffle your scales. I can take you to see for yourself if you'd like. Though it won't be a very dry journey."
You're already taking your hat off and slipping off your sandals. "Kind of you to offer a warning this time, but I'll be fine."
"If you say so—" He offers his hand to you and you take it, only for him to suddenly yank you down into the water. As you remerge, spitting water out of your mouth, he continues. "—Then I'll happily lead the way."
You glare at the mer, but comply as he cues you to hold on to him, and to hold your breath.
The journey is fast-paced and slightly terrifying. You can hardly see, having to close your eyes to avoid the sting of the salty sea. The noise of rushing water is deafening, if Moon is saying anything or trying to, you can't make it out.
Luckily, it's over soon after it's begun. You find yourself dazed as Moon slows his pace, drifting along as you arrive in the cove. Though scanning briefly, you see no sign of the other supposed resident.
Moon points to a rock that's obscuring a section further inside. "You'll find him there. I think you can swim the rest of the way yourself, considering I did all the strenuous work."
"W-where are you going to go?" You ask, baffled as he removes you from his shoulders.
He grins. "It's lunch time. Best of luck, Star."
With a whip of his tail—and a splash directly to your face—he disappears beneath the water.
"It's not even 10 am yet!" You call, knowing full well he can't hear you.
With a sigh, you swim over to the rock and then look around it. Sure enough, sitting in a sulking heap in a tide pool, is Sun.
He perks up upon initially seeing you, frown twisting up into a smile, then seems to realize something and his face sours once more.
He twists himself further and looks away from you, visibly huffing.
"Go away, Sunshine,” he calls out to you.
You scoff, and make the final stretch of swimming to end up beside him, feet landing on the sandy bottom of the tide pool giving you a bit of rest. It's deep enough that you're still in up to your waist in water, but it's a bit of relief at least. Though it certainly can't be for Sun, considering he's mostly out of the water where he's laying.
When he turns even further away from you is when you get irritated. "Sun, that can't be comfortable. You can't even look at me? After I tried so hard to get here and find you?"
"I would rather not." Blunt. Then, "I'm sorry."
You pause, then huff. "Could you at least tell me what's wrong, please? I-I've been worried for days!"
"Really?" Sun asks, turning to look at you.
You see the surprise on his face and your anger softens. "Of course." You wade closer, and with how shallow it is are able to sit in the water now beside him. "You're my... friend, Sun. If something happened to you I'd feel awful."
"I—" He shakes his head, then shifts, sitting upright beside you. "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have hid from you. I guess I was just... embarrassed." He avoids your gaze, the fins around his head twitching.
You feel a bit of relief, chuckling. "Embarrassed of what?"
Sun stares at you a moment, then sighs, incredibly dramatically you'll add. Then, he twists and raises his tail in your general direction.
In it, right on the edge, is a hook. A small one, relative to his size, as big as your palm but not your entire hand.
You blink once, then twice. He speaks for you.
"It's horrible isn't it!? It's been there for days and I'm at a complete loss as to what to do." He's practically wailing out his dismay, hand to his forehead and all.
You frown a tinge. "I– you're serious?"
"Of course I am! This is a serious situation, Starshine!"
You shake your head. "I, Sun, this isn't-why didn't you just remove it?!"
"Think of the effort that would take, Pearl." Sun groans. "Ugh and the sensation,"—He shivers, even going so far to stick his tongue out—"Absolutely not."
You just stare at him, he stares back.
"Would you like me to get it for you?"
A strained smile. "Please."
What happens next is an uphill battle of just even trying to grip his tail. Not only is it slimy and thus difficult to get a good grip, but it didn't help he was thrashing about every which way anytime you got close.
"Hold still, hold still!"
Still thrashing, protesting. "I'm trying but you need to be delicate, Star. Delicate!"
"I can't be anything if you don't settle down!" Finally you snatch it and hold it tight. Thankfully it's not too thin or you'd be afraid of harming him. "Now, sit there, behave, and maybe you'll be rewarded for it. Understood?"
You glance up, and he nods. Slowly. "Mhm."
You look back down to the hook and take a deep breath. With your free hand, you grip it...
And it slides out with a small tug.
"Oh."
Before you can even make a protest, you're suddenly in the air, then landing in his lap.
"Well, now that that's taken care of, what was that about a reward?" Sun grins, holding you by your hips in his lap.
You sputter. "You… are you actually— after all that?!"
"A promise is a promise, Love." He plucks the hook from your fingers and flicks it away onto the shore, are you kidding—"You wouldn't want to disappoint, would you?"
You feel your face heat up, but still relent. "I said maybe!"
"That's close enough." Sun grins.
You swallow, noticing just how much he's leaned in now, practically a breath apart. Though, you're not opposed to that.
Close enough indeed.
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Thank you @dangerva for the prompt! Starting us off strong with this silly little one, very much enjoyed despite the horrors it took to get here (work is awful rn but classes are over so we thrive)
Brief reminder while I'm here, requests will be posted every other day, butttt i will be doing the dca pickup prompts mixed with this and will have short things on the off days ^^ that's all for now, bye!
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I present to you.....Mary Goore's Mayhem tramp stamp. Do you agree
#kers ramblings#my art#mary goore#repugnant#repugnant band#inspired by a convo with moots from discord where i had to pause mid sentence to go like “oh hell yea they would have that”#i think the majority of fluoxetin has finally left my body and things started to get a bit better at least so prepare for lazy sketches#ash and obsi this one's for you
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Me when Ashton Greymoore is denied honorable and meaningful self-sacrifice, and now must face the reality that they MUST keep living after it’s All Over
#critical role#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#ashton greymoore#bells hells#cr ashton#like#Tal and Ash were both so clearly ready#for Ashton to sacrifice themselves. and comparing that to Ashton’s backstory#to Ashton being left behind as a sacrifice. and becoming bitter(er) and lonely and denouncing ever growing close to someone again#to meeting letter. and learning from letters. and so much about telling letters not to self sacrifice.#but then letters does. and Ashton is ready to go to. he’s prepared to go out to save everyone#and he was so prepared for that to be where his story ends#but he doesn’t. and not through failure but through success#and now (though more trials still await) they must face the reality they must keep living after it all#and face the reality that they will not survive alone.#that they have come out the other side. alive but changed. but not in some miraculous way.#they are not healed. they did not go out protecting those they loved. and they are forced to contend#with the fact they will continue to walk this earth. as it is changed. but not miraculously fixed. but not sacrificed#and like. Ashton having to contend with the change. that the Thing is over. but they are not alone#they are alive. and have friends and a love. and a world familiar and new to love and learn#that they have a connection to but not an ancient force they are upholden to#that they and the earth will learn together#I’ll be honest only the first half of these tags was planned when I started typing about ash being forced to contend with having to live#having to live despite it all. that there’s no big change. no miracle. good or bad. but you must keep going. and how beautiful that is#for Ashton’s story and just in general for people who would resonate with him#but then like I remembered they’re gonna scare off the gods and so exandria is totally gonna change but like#consider my initial point and how beautiful it is#and how I managed to shoehorn it in to still make sense#babblestar
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ghost is so excited it dumps its arsenal in the house
#yeah it prepares a lot throughout the years#with weapons just lying on the ground you don't really have to be able to fight to get them#i can probably make it say a lot of fucked up stuff for a lot of weapons but this is already 10 pages long now#it becomes a sort of weapon drawing practice in the end#which is... good? i guess?#i mean weapons are hard to draw because you can't just completely screw up the perspective and ratio and still make it sort of good looking#also fuck forbearance what the hell is that rotating stuff at the front it twisted my brain#why did i choose to draw that its not like im making a point about shaxx having rhulk's weapon by standing in one place 24/7#should've drawn edge transit instead at least i actually use that#destiny 2#destiny ghost#destiny exo#destiny 2 art#my art
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They are so in sync…they move as one… they ARE one… Just like Claudia said : "You spend an hour alone with him and you're breathing in sync together"
source: pirateslesbian and dvrkfaith
Videos: Interview with the Vampire’ Panel | SDCC 2022 | Entertainment Weekly and the 2nd video is from armandvampyr but bc tw searching system is all broken i cant find the original video if the person changed her user name
#jam reiderson#jacob anderson#sam reid#this is beautiful and terrifying at same time#San Diego Comic-Con 2022#The 92nd Street NY IWTV Season 2 panel#quoting tweets i found#What’s killing me is when Jacob looks down; Sam looks down. it’s not just when they turn their heads; like this is really crazy 🤯#soulmateism. they share brain cells i'm convinced atp#Even I'm not that in sync with my own body the hell 😭 Jam just be built different#They're moving as if they share the same body#you are what you eat indeed#This is like when girls live together and the period syncs up.#i wonder if they even notice this; it's insane#Well Sam intentionally learned to mirror Jacob for season 2 so they're at least a little aware that they're capable of it 😭#Sam being like “oh in season 2 I was mirroring Jacob's body language because I was playing a hallucination that Louis conjured”#meanwhile this was pre-production of s2. just really committed to preparing for the role i guess
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AM SORRY
someone prob already did this, but well...
Edit: Some people on Reddit were banned in Google, so I feel I need to post orig:

Also, the referenced scene
#halsin#astarion#THAT scene...#yeah...#bg3#baldurs gate 3#halstarion#?#dadstarion#...#meme#i was preparing to sleep and that came to my head#bg 3#astarion ancunin#For those who don't know: this is a reference to the infamous “bear” scene Larian showed during their last interviews/Panel from Hell#They used Astarion for that scene#if you didn't see that#you missed out
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don’t forget that after tonight we might be in the “how open is the door going to be” era…
meanwhile the door
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the random troll is me and her disembodied voice always responds so cheerily in my head that im just like. someone get her a red bull
#dreamworks trolls#trolls#not necessarily in tbgo but workaholic poppy is very present in there so <3#poppy#its still crazy to me how shes only in her early 20s.. she should be at college... girl.............................. i know ur dad#old as fuck but holy hell....... first 20 years of ur life spent preparing for a lifetime of responsibility!!! like girl!!!!!!!! take a nap#thinking about it too hard makes me go insane ill shut up now#doodling
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as stated in the tags, i am obvs fifteen years late to watching this show so i don’t know if this is a normal opinion or an unpopular one but i really enjoy neal and sara? first of all, the first love interest on the show who had any chemistry with neal (the main casting is v good - some of the recurring characters? ...not so much). they’re super cute and fun together and she’s so real for being so set on the fact that he’s a total asshole until she spends like five minutes with him being charming at her and then she’s basically twirling her hair (who among us). and she’d rather bend the laws than break them, but she doesn’t want to change who he is on a fundamental level. she just wants to have a fun, sexy, slightly dangerous time with neal that doesn’t end up with anyone going to jail and honestly that is the dream.
#i follow hilarie in real life and she seems rad as hell but i realized i only really know her as peyton from oth (not my fave)#so it’s fun to see her as a character i actually enjoy#anyway i think they’re cute and fun and would maybe drive peter up a wall (in a good way)#white collar#neal x sara#is this controversial or the norm someone tell me#(but don’t tell me how they end up bc i just started season 4)#i am rarely on the right side of history when it comes to this stuff so i’m prepared to be on the unpopular side of things#neal caffrey#sara ellis#matt bomer#hilarie burton#hilarie burton morgan#that thing where i watch tv shows fifteen years after the fact
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