#profuse

[demigods-posts]

would love it if the last god/goddess percy has to do a quest for is hestia. and all she only asks of him a simple, easy-to-do, done in two minutes task. and then that's it. no tricks or double meanings. and he just sobs into her shoulder at the end of it. and she just holds him and tells him that he's all done. he can go live his life now.

[soyochii]

<33

[lanabenikosdoormat]

happy birthday baby boy

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Jazz takes care of a de-aged Danny, and they lay low in Gotham. But just because Danny’s body is younger doesn’t mean his powers have lessened. In fact, they’ve only grown harder to control. Having the energy of a child makes containing his powers harder (just like when he first got them) until they realize that Danny’s powers are much easier to control when he can get rid of some of his excess energy. Jazz hears about a free gym open to all that is also meta-proof (more durable) from a wonderful woman at the library. (Lookin at you Babs)

The gym has a gigantic kids play area, along with classes for all ages and a training area complete with an American Gladiator style obstacle course for adults. Jazz will use the obstacle course sometimes when her boss has fully ticked her off. Stephanie and Cass volunteer there whenever they can. Jason always sends the alley kids there too because it’s close by and a safe place. Dick leads a class there whenever he can.

Dick actually holds the record for the obstacle course. Until Jazz gives it a go after a particularly trying day. She doesn’t realize there’s a record. She never would have used the course if she’d known. Training with Pandora and Fright Knight gave her plenty of advantages with how she can use her liminality and she definitely doesn’t need to stand out.

But again, she doesn’t know there’s a record. Or that someone saw her going repeatedly through the course (Stephanie) and decided to time her on her next go. (She doesn’t film without permission because she’s respectful of boundaries like that) She does post Jazz’s time in the Batfam group chat to take Dick down a couple notches though.

Or someone else (not Batfam, just a random citizen) takes a video of her doing the course and posts it on the internet and now they (Jazz and Danny) have to stay one step ahead of Vlad, the Batfam, their parents, and avoid the GIW. How hard can it be?

[hypewinter]

When Batman sees an unknown boy sitting calmly in the Watchtower lobby, he's prepared to send the entire base in lockdown. That is until Wonder Woman introduces him as her nephew.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

yall know the "after first kiss" meme

there are three types of pairing

the meme:

[literallybyronic]

"would lavellan still be in love with solas" bitch please it's been ten years in real life and i am still shaking like a leaf by the end of trespasser

[tightjeansjavi]

Yeah! I’m fine! Don’t worry about me! I’m fucking FINE! 😀😭

[incognitofox]

Charlie: "Did it hurt when you fell from hea-"

Vaggie: "Yes."

[qwakque]

CULINARY CRUUCIBLEEE

[thattripleabattery]

Scott (not knowing Logan’s like 200): so old man, how was the Great Depression

Logan (tired): it was fine

[biggiesnails]

Ooouueeeghhh

Neck sprain make me sick, dizzy

Drew pluck my heartstrings Sun though, so that’s cool..

Design belongs to @pluck-heartstrings of course

[pluralthey]

i didn't sleep well today, and i took a nap where caboodle curled up right next to me. she's a very cuddly cat and i miss being able to have her in my room all the time. co-sleeping with pets is important to me, and the current dog is really wishy-washy about it. you can't really predict whether an animal is going to want to cuddle up to you every night or not. but with caboodle, it reminded me of my old dog, and these images that i'd drawn before, as i was aware of the time bomb in her head ticking faster and faster.

[malk-with-tea]

oh to be two gay bugs smooching in a hot spring

inspired by @queruloustea's amazing fanfic :) go check it out!!!

[bleh1bleh2]

Alien Pick-Up Lines