So. Danny is de-aged and in Gotham. Who cares why, but he’s here, and way too smart for his own good. And stubborn, plenty stubborn.
You can too steal the bat’s wheels and get away with selling them! Sure, no Regular Person will take em but rogues? They have gimmic mobiles they break out every so often and you know what would be HILARIOUS Mr riddler? if you could roll up in your brand new riddle me this machine with STOLEN BAT WHEELS ON IT. So, are you ready to buy.
Told from the perspective of a horrified onlooker first trying to convince the kid to put the wheels back bc people have tried it before and then rapidly trying to de escalate a very determined de aged Danny from selling the wheels to the nearest rogue.
Personally am envisioning a delighted Harley cooing over the kid as she gets some new wheels for her motorbike and promptly roping the kid in for tea with her gf and def not to make him her nephew by sheer willpower. However, the options are truly open. Freeze, scarecrow, hell the joker would probably go along with it bc he finds it hilarious and would provide a convenient excuse for old Danny ‘Fuck Clowns’ Nightinggale to get within stabby stabby range. The world is your clown-killing oyster.
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At least 50% of the fun of seeing the mountain goats live is watching John Darnielle have the most fun a person could possibly have. He really is where he's ment to be. Bouncing around on stage
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Jason and Y/N at another one of Bruce's parties
These are shitty, but I thought it was funny at the moment
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old c!Dream from around april 2021 and a newer c!Dream from a few weeks ago
and here's one of my first digital art from 2015 ! and one my oldest arts I could find from when I started getting more "serious" from 2013 !
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Princely Whelmed au
Dick: But I am leaving soon for *insert Kori's kingdom i haven't named yet*
Wally, pissed: and that's not far enough!
Wally: do you think there is a corner of this earth, that you could travel to, far away enough to free me from this torment?
Wally: I am a gentleman. My mother (iris) raised me to act with honor, but that honor is hanging by a thread that grows more precarious with every moment I spend in your presence.
Wally: you are the bane of my existence, the man of all my desires. I love you.
Dick: Sir West... I-I,*thinking real hard about his father wanting him to marry Kori for kingdom biz, but then again he played dead to get out of royal biz sooooo* I love you too... let's run away, Tim wanted the kingdom anyways!
Wally: finally!
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Lucy: trust me when I say this. Jail is no fun
A criminal: YOUVE been to jail?
Lucy very serious: yes. Once.
Tim chipping in: we were playing monopoly 😐
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what's like a semi-specific reference you make that you have to explain to people? or one that no one else but you finds funny? mine is "there's a snickers bar in the ocean over here" from the Ace Attourney anime dub bloopers and I say it anytime I find something I've been looking for/see something I wanna show to someone.
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James: *hyperventilating* 911? Yeah my wife is going into labour.
911 operator: is this her first child?
Lily: James don't you dare-
James: NO, THIS IS HER HUSBAND
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still obsessed with Dodo (updated version) oh you want me to play a song at gun point?? absololy! Steven give it your all this is great! speaking of gun point, i can shoot a gun too! hold on im aiming where? ok yes not there good point, anyway look at me!! i can shoot! ...no? oh thank god [passes out], no that was nothing i can tottaly shoot that gun! oh we would die if we don't play these games? ok sure i guess, haha Steven don't fall-NOOOOOOO STEVEN- oh you are ok good. they have a machine that is evil? yes yes i will tare it to peices :) no i will wander off just watch me, oh this is the most advanced computer in the world? ok, can i go to where the hip kids are instead? i love you Doctor thanks for keeping me alive, ok bye
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