#quote of the last week

[junewild]

Watching Sam & Brennan talk about the beauty of frivolity, of adults playing silly games just as seriously as they fight to survive, and... yeah. There are some things that keep us alive, and there are some things that make life worth living, and I think games are one of those things that fall into both categories. Games make our lives better and they make us better at being alive. I think that's pretty cool.

[lexosaurus]

Dash: So APPARENTLY some of the questions I've been asking teachers is "inappropriate" and I've been told to "stop" Lancer: I've been telling you this for months Dash: So to be clear I can't ask you to buy me alcohol after school? Lancer: Exactly Dash: And I also can't ask you to deal me weed anymore? Lancer: You've never been allowed to ask me this. I don't even smoke. Dash: And I can't ask you details about your sex life? Lancer: Dash. Please. Dash: For only a handle of vodka I will stop talking

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan, cradling a little dead plant: cody.. the plant didn’t make it.

cody: how did you manage to kill this one?

obi-wan, sighing: i think i over watered it.

cody: next time, you're getting a rock. :/

[incorrect-all-for-the-game]

Neil: I’m fine

Andrew, unamused: stop bleeding on my clean floors, then.

[nonbinary-corvid]

Unhinged pinterest conversation with someone who is not in the hannibal Fandom. I think I nailed my hannibal impression.

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

james: i dont think reg has slept since we moved in together, im getting worried

barty: in the seven years i shared a dorm with him, i never saw him sleep

evan: sometimes he takes longer blinks, like few seconds long, so i wouldn't worry about it

[daintyzutara]

Katara: Zuko, can I talk to you for a second?

Zuko: ooh, someone’s in trouble!

Zuko: …

Zuko: it’s me, I don’t know why I did that.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Emma: And remember, the greatest magic of all. Do you remember? Regulus, who has been spending too much time with James: Friendship Emma: Emma: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

[seraphim-eternal]

My soul is sorrowful, even unto death.

Matthew 26:38

[sysig]

“It could be that the loss of her children drove the Queen deeper into her darker desires...but, I don’t believe she was fighting against them that hard before that particular tragedy. No monster does.” (Patreon)

Bonus:

Hmm, wonder what he could cover those holes with :3c

[poisonedfate]

bbc merlin + famous quotes: part 1

"i love you" "it'll pass"

(original - fleabag)

*there are no real rules to this, but the overall idea is to assign these well-known quotes to a bbc merlin pairing you think best matches it - who can you imagine saying this? which ship do you think is most likely to be in such a situation? romantic, platonic - however you imagine it (even if the original context is a little different). and as always, any thoughts and further ideas in the tags are much appreciated.

**quote submissions are welcome, though i might not use all of them (but i'll try my best)

[stalebagels]

[puppyeared]

"idk i think thats smth parents should tell their kids :/" motherfucker you cant even teach your kids to cough into their elbows anymore

[emyn-arnens]

A moment of appreciation for Frodo, who

accepts guardianship of the Ring, no matter what it may do to him

undertakes the journey to Rivendell because he knows that as long as the Ring is in his possession, he is a danger to the Shire and everyone he cares about

believes that he will not return from his journey like Bilbo did

wonders where he will find his courage when he needs it

wishes to not take his friends with him into peril and wants to shoulder the burden alone and prevent his friends from suffering with him

hides the pain he feels from the Witch-king's wound from his friends so that he does not worry them

steps forward to take the Ring to Mordor even though he is filled with dread and does not know the way

plans at Amon Hen to go alone to Mordor so that he does not endanger the fellowship further

perseveres on the journey to Mordor, even though the weight of the Ring increases until he feels as if it is dragging him down

pushes forward even though every step toward Mordor he struggles against the power of Sauron’s will and feels it laying bare everything around him

presses through his despair because he must complete his task

feels the presence of the Ring in his mind at all times during the trek across Mordor

believes he will die before ever reaching Mount Doom but is resolved to continue as long as he can, though he has no hope left that he will succeed

never recovers from the Witch-king's wound and falls ill each anniversary of the night on Weathertop and each anniversary of the Ring's destruction

returns to the Shire but cannot find rest or healing there because he has been too deeply changed by his journey and by the torment and wounds he has suffered

[fastsalad]

my favorite scene in any movie ever is that scene in Maurice (1987) where Maurice has Hugh Grant in his lap in the most awkward position and they're stroking each others hair longingly while not making eye contact and then suddenly a dozen drunk british college boys break down the door chanting "TEA! TEA! WE DEMAND TEA!!!" changed my life forever.

[incorrectzutaraquotes]

zuko: we just need one of those construction trucks. with the thingys to pick stuff up

katara: the forklift ??

zuko: hey i never said i was smart i just know it exists

katara: i never said i was smart either i had to look up the damn name of the vehicle.

katara: i knew ‘lift’ was in there somewhere my remaining 2 brain cells are close to deteriorating

sokka: you two should join forces

zuko: we did. it took both of our brain power to come up with forklift