"You are mine, you are mine! This forehead is mine, these eyes are mine, this silky hair is mine. All your being is mine. You are so clever, so wise, the first of all living writers; you are the only hope of your country."
~Anton Chekhov (The Seagull)
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I may think of you softly from time to time. But I'll cut my hand off before I ever reach for you again.
— John Proctor (fictionalized), Arthur Miller, 'The Crucible'
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I feel like more people should be talking about RTGame’s Minecraft series. Like, seriously. Amongst all the hustle and bustle of Hermitcraft and the angst of the QSMP and whatever else is going on, it’s really refreshing to just watch a man play Minecraft. No story, no lore, no end goal, just rediscovering a game he walked away from years ago.
It feels like watching your baby cousin play Minecraft for the first time, waiting for what Skizzleman calls The Click- the moment when you realize just how much potential this game has. We’ve all had that Click, but you’re excited to see what makes said metaphorical cousin really understand what Minecraft can do. It’s that experience, just with a 29 year old man who is so full of wonder and determination.
Also, it’s just really fucking funny? Like as much as it is a heartfelt and refreshing perspective on Minecraft, it’s also a series he’s running on Twitch, so he’s gotta crack jokes. And RT is very very very funny. Man has a level of audacity that just makes you laugh in shock. He laughs at danger. He works off of spite. His chat goes along with it, builds off his antics. He jokes about Minecraft Diamonds and refuses to be normal about it it’s great.
Anyways: watch RT’s Minecraft series, and while you’re at it, watch RTGame bc Yeah :3
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141!Reader: Interrogation
Soap: Shepherd won't talk. Should we... you know?
Price: Use torture? No. Y/N will handle it.
Ghost: Y/N? You mean 5'2 Y/N?
Soap: Yeah, how the hell would Y/N be intimidating?
Price: Just watch.
[In the interrogation room]
Reader: Let's play a little game I made. All you have to do is pick a candy bar, one has a blade. If you eat the wrong one, I swear to God, boy, that's on you. All I know is if you spit that shit out, boy, I bet I'd shoot.
Shepherd:
Also Shepherd: What the fuck-
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"do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference" is from doctor fucking who?!
I thought it was from the iliad or something
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Mammon, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Thirteen, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
MC: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Thirteen: Playing systemic oppression
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Don't you ever let "Is that a bench?" and "Does this look Jedi to you?" make you forget that Din "Our people are scattered like stars in the galaxy" Djarin is a POET!!!
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Chuuya: What are you doing?!
Dazai: Trying to win my boyfriend back.
Chuuya: What boyfriend?
Dazai: Sigma
Chuuya: Sigma's not your boyfriend, I'm your boyfriend!
Dazai: Say that again?
Chuuya, blushing: No.
Dazai with an evil smile and recorder: It's ok I've got it right here.
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