#road work ahead?

[sea-drifter]

"You come here often?"

spreading the coworker x rody agenda [first time actually trying to render shit, damn]

[simplee-giggles]

If I was your boyfriend, I would ask you to be the dj in long trips so we could absolutely butcher some Taylor Swift and Disney songs together 😅

I'd also annoy you with the worst puns and dad jokes every single day.....

Excuse you, I'm basically Taylor's voice twin

Though instead of butchering her, I hope one day we can meat her (heh, get it? Meat? Butcher?)

Dad jokes are never annoying though....especially when there's a road trip full of them 😅

[vampiremuney]

passing a “road work ahead” sign feels like meeting a celebrity

[khcnshus]

@scarsmasked​ sent ! :  “I promise I won’t be naughty.”

❝   ‘   won’t be naughty   ?   ’   ❞   the suited man repeated   ,   ❝   yeah   .   i sure hope you aren’t   .   what the fuck   ?   ❞

[uhuh100]

As evidenced by earlier clowns remind me of you.

uh, yeah, I sure hope they do.

[magicalgirlofbadluck]

put that traffic in a situation

[ohgodsimback]

Watching vines while pretending the last 8 years haven’t happened

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

okay so I got curious and googled my blog?

and I have no idea what determines the phrases underneath the website, but I was like “wtf does ‘a crime’ link to???” AND-

ITS THE FUCKING ROAD WORK AHEAD POST

THATS WHAT COMES UP WHEN YOU GOOGLE ME AND I LOVE IT

[catfindr]

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 774: Kiji, coming!!

Pag 1

1: Welcome, to the Emperor's throne!!

My aim is the double crown!!

Pag 2

4: Ahhh... you're fast, the two of you

I thought I could catch you for sure at 2km left

Pag 3

1: But it took me until “1km left”, yon!!

Pag 4

3: Ah!?

He

4: caught up!? Who....

Pag 5

1: who the hell are you!?

2: The two people in the lead are taking the curve and passing the sign that says that there's 1km left until the sprint line.....

Pag 6

1: No, it's three people!!

Three people passed the “1km left” sign!!

2: There's more people!? Since when!?

Wasn't it two people!?

What happened!? Who's that? That jersey-

At the last curve, suddenly-

3: It's not “who are you”....!!

Dammit!! I know!! This guy!!

Pag 7

1: There's one more person who we need to pay special attention to

2: Gunma Ryousei's third year, Kiji Kyuui

3: Ohh, Kiji? Who's that

Oi, I already told you about this in advance, Manami!! Come on, at the sea

Is that so?

4: What's your data about him?

5: There's basically no record of him in road racing

6: He's an..... “assassin” from the MTB world, huh

7: Is he aiming for the goal?

8: Yeah.... the goal...

That's right....

We should be glad

Pag 8

1: That he's only aiming for the goal

2: Hayaaaa!!

3: Dammit!! The first result.... so you're aiming for the sprint too!?

4: Since they said you were aiming for the goal I thought you were a climber like Manami!!

Pag 9

1: Let's speed up, Orange!! He'll catch up!!

2: I've seen it before!! This guy's jersey

3: That day.... he appeared suddenly on that bike with the thick tires

Pag 10

1: It's the guy who chased Onoda-san and the Hakogaku guy with the bouncy hair!!

2: Before that, Onoda-san said they were friends and that he's “strong”!!

3: He's coming to catch up to

4: mine and San-na's battle

Pag 11

1: He really is strong!!

Let's switch, I'll pull!!

Pag 12

1: Orange!!

3: They're in tune

You have amazing judgment and explosive power!!

4: When I caught up at the last curve

5: Even though they could have also accepted me and made me join them

Without making eye contact or calling out to each other, in an instant at the same time they made the decision

6: that they would “cooperate” to leave me behind!! Yon!!

You're really....

Pag 13

4: What's that

He's lowering his stance and pushing on the handles like he's about to dance....!!

5: Hayaaaa

Pag 14

1: You're really close friends!!

Pag 15

4: He lined up to us in one go!?

Pag 16

1: This guy!! Was it an optical illusion? Just now, I saw something like a cloud of dust behind me

2: Takadajou told us this

Be careful

3: I've been told that the power that a MTB rider can produce in a short time

4: is 1.5 times that of a road racing cyclist

5: This guy can match this top speed!?

8: Ah!?

9: Huh!?

Pag 17

2: In between!?

He came in between!?

Ah!?

3: You bastard, usually when one catches up he joins in the back

Pag 18

1: It's road racing theory!!

4: This guy doesn't know the theory?

5: 800m left until the sprint line!!

6: 1

Pag 19

1: 2

What's this- San-na, did this guy suddenly started counting

2: What's this

The sign for an attack?

3: 3

Pag 20

2: Alright, I recovered

5: Well then, I'll go

Pag 21

1: Ahead, yon

2: So it really was a sign for attacking!!

Who's that guy!!

[kermit-coded]

i forget that people don't just like... know all the things i do. like my family is so used to me being an encyclopedia of random bullshit that i forget most people don't know things like the year the titanic sank and who gregor mendel was and what the hope diamond is off the top of their heads. so basically it's like

my coworkers: trying to explain something to a kid/making a joke/etc.

me: oh yeah, like *random fact*

coworkers: why do you know that?

[soapeca]

i love drawing them

[gavamont]

A wizard that uses road signs infused with magic to grant the powers associated with them. Obviously the stop sign is the most useful, and yield is also pretty good too. However a one way sign can also be very useful if used correctly to redirect hoards of minions.

And of course…

[nunalastor]

Hell is just in a constant state of construction like any major city in the US. Orange cones and blocked lanes everywhere.

😭

[vilf-lover]

sam reference AND vine reference?!?!?

[whorejolras]

blows my mind reading fanfic in the les mis fandom of all places - les amis fanfic too - and seeing that overall there's more neutral-positive attitude towards cops than there ever is towards sex workers.

fucking. cops.

like i know u guys hate us (sex workers) that's very apparent, i know, but really? the fics about the little guys trying to change the world fighting against the system in place and were fully killed by the national guard will have bangers like "the police are just doing their job". fr?

and those same fics will have enjolras campaigning for sex workers to not be able to safely do their jobs. ok.

anyway writers who have enjolras as a staunch sex worker ally who listens to actual sex worker community organisers and supports them in fighting for full decriminalisation i am holding you tenderly in my hands and kissing you top of head.

writers who understand the gravity of what they're writing about re: police and understand the very simple fact that ACAB and have some real direct action fuck the state anarchist/domestic terrorist enjolras & abc, i'm shielding you from everything bad in this world and blessing ur first born.

and swerf bootlickers i hope you run face first into a hammer <3