#robin ask

[aletterinthenameofsanity]

Hello my lovely wife 💜

For the ask game: 12. If you existed in the universe would you hang around as a ghost? (What would you do?) and/or 15. Favourite line in the show?

12. If you existed in the universe, would you hang around as a ghost?

Honestly? Yeah. I would. I could finally go travelling and would have forever to learn about everything I want to learn about and hell, most of the ghostly hang-ups (not being able to breathe/eat/smell) are ones that long covid already gave me.

15. Favorite line in the show?

Since I've gotten this one multiple times, I can give multiple answers! First off is my favorite comedic line in the show (which I have managed to work into basically every fic of mine where Esther shows up):

"Ugh, darling. Some people drink almond milk, some people skip carbs, some people feed children to their gigantic snake to stay young and beautiful, it's honestly NBD."

Esther Finch, my camp disney villain terrifying Mother-Gothel ICON.

[ask-jake-wilson]

× the glowing figure appeared before them, scanning all three for any injury. light brought a feeling of comfort and warmth with kin, relaxing the three atleast a tad. ×

"hello?"

~ Robin

[LETS FUCKONF GO. ]

[THEY CANT DUCKOFN TALK GOD DAMNIT]

[lordsalissoon]

Lords ! Try this...

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2234984

THIS WOULD BE ME AT THE GAME!!!!

I just love the blue fleece and I'm basically a berserker, so I would be covered in scars!

THANK YOU FOR SENDING ME THIS LINK! I LOVED IT!!!!!

[pureneutral]

Hey Robin, Magpie refers to you as it’s wiiiife~

I will stir chaos you cannot stop me.

"dark what."

[p0isonives]

conner kent has INCREDIBLE self control, cause if i came back from being dead to find out Tim Drake tried to clone me 99 times because he missed me so much, i’d immediately make him my bride

[frownyalfred]

thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.

Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:

Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)

weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)

scars

FRESH scars

the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42

Olympic athlete level physiques

rotator cuff injuries across the whole family

scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes

old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)

Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)

every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints

calluses

no really, the weirdest fucking calluses

[ask-steven-stevenson]

"oh, i need nothing of you. i simply wish to offer protection from demons such as magpie."

× robin hovered around him in a circle, almost glowing. it seemed to be checking for any injuries magpie may have caused. ×

~ Robin

(yay!!! protector!! kin should protect him fairly well,,, and supply him with atleast SOME confidence)

“..I.. uh… … okay…? I’m… not sure. Apologies. I may not fully be here. Ha. There’s been a lot., i… think I’m fine…?”

………

“Sorry for rambling.”

[ofmagicallonging]

Tag dump

[soy-bean-ass]

"so, mr. black leg, how do you manage to smoke 3 packs a day and keep so fit?"

(click for quality)

[lygma-nygma]

I miss the pre-New 52 Tim and Jason dynamic so much. It was basically Jason beating the fuck out of Tim well being all "nothing personal kid I just hate everything about you, your existence and the fact you're breathing right now" and Tim spitting up blood going "what if your mother was a whore, kill yourself" and Jason just deciding right then and there that this kid is his favourite person. Then it just turned into a Tom and Jerry hunt across the city where Jason keeps hitting Tim with the "join me, be my robin" and Tim kicks him in the balls.

[danidoodels]

patpatpatpatpatpatpat

[ashoss]

the brothers ever

or i saw this post and i blanked out to this being done

w/o text under the cut :)

[ask-jake-wilson]

"oh! good eve! im not an npc nor a player, for this isnt a video game. i am an entity of light!"

× kin said softly, imagining the much larger other to be confused., ×

~ Robin

(robin and magpie are like 5'0,,)

[!!!!]

[lordsalissoon]

Ages of nokoro haha

I posted on my phone and didn't even check it! Hahahaha

It's fixed now!!!

[pureneutral]

I mean, I don’t think us anons are all too human. I mean, what kinda human have you seen with slate gray skin?

(AGAIN THIS IS ALL /J ILL STOP WHEN IT GETS TOO MUCH I WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS)

"we cant be touched at all, actually! only by our hosts, its in our nature-"

× its doing the 'erm ackshully' with one finger up. magpie is loudly yawning in the background. ×

[ditzybat]

jason who was expecting tim at titans tower: who tf are you?

robin steph, half in her pjs half in uniform eating a whole tub of peanut butter while watching kuwtk: robin, duh

jason: but you’re a girl?

steph: obviously

jason worried he got his intel wrong: but, robin cant be a girl he’s—

steph: wowwwww, i didnt think the red hood was sexist, see this is why spoilers better

jason: … i’ll be seeing myself out

steph turning back to her show: yeah, you and your spirit halloween robin costume go do that…