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did u know that robot vivisection is really hot
what would that be called, exactly? deconstruction? disassembly? i want to know
#robogore#robophile#technophilia#mechanophilia#robophilia#objectum#robotization#robot gore#robot vivisection
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I’m an au enthusiast (if you can’t tell), so I wanna know the deets. What kind of robot? is this similar to something like Detroit turning human or something else? Does Robot Egon imply he was ALWAYS a robot or just was put into a robot? Is he a ghost possessing a machine? I must know.
I feel stupid for not realizing you're an AU enthusiast but oh my god I'm so happy to be able to ramble about this!!! I did answer another ask about how this AU effects the storyline of Ghostbusters if you wanna give that a read first! It'll help to give an understanding for the plot c: But to answer your question, Robot Egon is pretty humanoid but he's not highly advanced humanoid like the Androids in Detroit: Become Human. His actual body (which is sorta designed like a mannequin doll) is made of the strongest metals the robotics company had at the time of the incident. His human skin is made up of rubber to cover up his metal body (which yes can be burnt off and its a bit of a scary sight), his hair is soft colored metal but scrunching it in your hand is akin to squeezing a metal sponge, and his blood mostly consists of oil and coolant. During the 'Awakening' period as a robot as Egon calls it, he took the time to study his body and what he was capable of now that he was beyond human flesh and bones. After a few days of studying his strengths and limits, the idea of experimenting and mechanically rearranging or upgrading parts of his body became known. With the help of Ray (much to slight discomfort of performing a live mechanical vivisection on his close friend), Egon managed to build himself into a living proton pack and ghost trap. The palms of his hands become neutrona wands, while his chest can suck up ghosts and hold them temporarily till they needed to be emptied. Oh, and he also upgraded his eyes to become PKE scanners. So if you see the sight of green light shining up and down, chances are it's Egon looking for the ghost with his eyes.
#sxilor speaks#robot egon au#ghostbusters au#ghostbusters egon spengler#egon spengler#again I had a lot of other rambles for this au#mostly going into other minor abilities such as Egon being able to transfer his consciousness into computers and any electrical devices#^^^ think Giffany from Gravity Falls for this one-#Or even the relationships and how there's quite the menagerie of angst in this AU because Egon's struggling to feel any emotions now#Peter becomes somewhat intimidated by this fact knowing Egon could do something that would be too late to recognize and stop#and it puts a wedge in their relationship that only gets worse and worse as time goes on#but luckily I do have a happy ending planned for this AU so dw it won't result in total tearshed :]#I should also say I am in the process of trying to get some art of this AU commissioned by a friend of mine#so once that happens and given permission I'll share it here for everyone to see! :D#strange-aus-and-crossovers#sxilor rambles#cw vivisection mention?#dunno if that kinda trigger exists but adding it anyway
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would produce more senseless poetry like the artificial intelligence so hated by the world but seeming as the words are nonsense in your ears he, the poet, should find it more insightful to violently slam his head against the keyboard
#random thoughts#me? him? all the same all the same#repetition repetition does it help? does it do something? certainly not#unwell? unwell? unwell? unwell? unwell? it's catharsis#neither old enough nor intelligent enough to know what any words mean. my intelligence is artificial#come to think of it. i am the words. why all can any of you tolerate this thing when he is so painfully robotic#emanating human behaviorisms despite paling in comparison to the beauty of one. i've questioned my reality more than once#i think it is safe to say that i do not exist. this is not a problem for any of you#a mass hallucination as it were. i'd like to wake up now#i am asking you to let me wake up now. i'd like to wake up now. shake my senses so i can become human#not this not this. what is this?? what is he?? what is? he? not him#no. not him. himself. himself/myself#a means to an end? whatever does the phrase mean#vivisection of a butterfly
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So uh. Seekersalvage tag is definitely now a variety show instead of being starscream dependent bc this franchise has me in a CHOKEHOLD. WIAGH
#personal thoughts#Seekersalvage#no im not using the standard tag bc im into some really intense shit like. not universally Achromaposting grim but.#like I don’t want someone who’s looking for a cheeky smeckle of robot pussy to be met with my insane ranting abt vivisection and mindbreak#so. y’know.
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what does your deconstruction tag mean if its okay to ask
Specifically for robots
Tbh it means I find them interesting, fun, etc
It actually stems from my desire to literally take apart a piece of machinery, but alas
Its never quenched
It's basically the equivalent of a mad scientist that wants u on that vivisection table open yknow?
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first date [covered in blood, killed 5+ people, odd chunk of meat nearby, marazhai did a cool flip then ran straight to him, pasqal big axe swing accidentally clipping his shoulder [this is flirting]]
rogue trader playthrough updates:
abel is just standing there and i am always delighted by it i keep collecting tech priests yrliet is really really cool but also ms lady you just said something nice to me please dont ruin it. i may be a useless mon keigh but have you considered people who kick dogs are evil cassia shotgun blast tm i feel obliged to think of something nice for the idiots who dont join my party to do [cassia gets to read, jae and idira go get a drink together, abelard is looking after my ship [this is enrichment for him], etc] i was assigned heinrix at trauma a long while ago now and i hate that im recognising it in real time so he's got a front row seat to commorragh as punishment❤️ i saw marazhai for like .5 seconds tonight and good lord he is a stick insect with an hourglass figure. who shaped him like that [gripping desk hard enough it shatters into a billion splinters] pasqal haneumann
#im gunna tag these kinds of posts as#robot rambles#because i feel like theyre making my blog messy so you can block that if you want#but man. my utter joy at the fact marazhai went over to him of all people#marazhai having been skinned and pasqal vivisected pretty recent to this point. this isnt going to go anywhere in my brain no way#also god marazhai is a fucking freak hes so funny whats wrong with him. delightful#his voice acting is fucking fantastic and i adore how hes characterised he really is just a little freak they let run around in here#other drukhari calling you cattle or sending you down the corpse chute meanwhile you grab his throat ONE TIME and he submits instantly#emilion isnt romancing him btw im just using it to get the dialogue for pasqal reasons. yay toybox for allowing me to do this#also. on topic. good lord i see what you guys meant about me getting the equal to or greater than line in that fic right. what the fuck
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A TMNT Crossover fanfic where it’s just the 2012! TMNT boys trying to explain their Bishop to other versions of themselves.
Imagine the 2003 turtles hearing about a version of Bishop that’s actually an alien utrom that saved Mikey from vivisection.
Imagine the rise turtles having to hear about how he’s a “good kraang” and that he’s only a foot tall outside his robot suit.
Imagine the TOTTMNT boys trying to comprehend that all of the above while trying to wrap their heads around the fact that, somehow, a version of Bishop willingly worked with mutants with the goal to prevent the destruction of humanity.
#I was gonna include the 1987 TMNT boys but let’s face it they would not be phased#tmnt#tmnt crossover#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt#tottmnt#tmnt 2012#tmnt 2003#2012 mikey#2012 donnie#2012 raph#2012 leo#2003 leo#2003 raph#2003 mikey#2003 donnie#tottmnt leo#tottmnt raph#tottmnt mikey#tottmnt donnie#rise donnie#rise raph#rise mikey#rise leo#rottmnt raph#rottmnt leo#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt donnie#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#tales of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
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The Top 3 Will move onto the main bracket
PROPAGANDA
Dr Fredrick Frankenstein:
Dr Frederick Frankenstein (pronounced FRONKensteen) is a respected neurologist who tries to distance himself from the lurid legacy of his grandfather Victor, getting angry when his students ask him about reanimation. However when he inherits the family castle he discovers Victor Frankenstein's journal and secret lab, and realises it could work. He makes a new creature, accidentally using an abnormal brain ("It was from someone called Abby Normal"), but unlike certain other Frankensteins he actually tries to help the creature. Eventually he gives up some of his own mind to the creature, giving him the ability to speak and convince the local villagers to accept him and Dr Frankenstein.
Natasha:
AKA "Professor Um" they are the lead scientist for the "evil" organization Zvezda and the creator of the robot girl Roboko. Her parents were kidnapped by faeries, which is never explained, and possibly the most random backstory for a mad scientist ever
Dr Carlos Dave Robles:
Perfect hair. Gay. We love to see it
Jacqueline "Jack" Wolcott:
The amazing Jack Wolcott is a mad scientist lesbian who has resurrected her girlfriend. Multiple times. She wears bowties and cravats. She killed and then resurrected her twin sister this one time. You don't even get how much I love her.
Victor Vale:
Causes the death of 2 friends as well as himself in search of creating Super Powers as part of his college thesis.
Jyugon Mizushima:
High School Teacher that is actually a completely bat shit mad scientist who vivisects and restitches together students in his secret lab in the school basement. Also dresses up in a kubuki outfit for some reason. He later finds out Vampire blood can resurrect any living tissue, and after his daughter accidentally falls off the roof and dies, he turns her into the movie's titular "Frankenstein Girl".
Indumati Parlour:
not technically a Dr because fantasy series, but is a necromancy professor/researcher who plays hella fast and loose on things like "laws" and "professional ethics" including taking some first years to go raise their mentor/professor from the dead.
Lanfear:
(spoilers) She drilled a hole in reality in an attempt to find a new power source, accidentally released a great and terrible evil. Eventually swore herself to this evil.
#mad scientist showdown#preliminary#young frankenstein#world conquest zvezda plot#wordgirl#welcome to night vale#wayward children#villains ve schwab#vampire girl vs frankenstein girl#trials & trebuchets#wheel of time#fredrick frankenstein#professor um#carlos robles#victor vale#jyugon mizushima#indumati parlour#lanfear#btw to the person who submitted professor um: had to find new picture than the one u submitted bc of personal reasons. hope you don't mind!
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Is Ciqu Waterproof? In fact r the other robots also waterproof?
Ciqu: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."
Fun Bot: "Father! Father! Let's talk about this!"
MFC: "WAAAAAAAAA!!"
Clukr: "They get it, Garnold! Stop scaring them!"
Garnold: "Vivisection is for organic things isn't it?"
Clukr: "So is dissection."
Garnold: "Hm. That's a point. Oh, and they're right! We gotta turn Ciqu off, don't we?"
Clukr: "Hrm..."
[Clukr glanced at Ciqu, scrutinizing him.]
Clukr: "...I don't think he has an off button, Garnold."
Garnold: "Huh."
Ciqu: "No need to deactivate me. I want to observe everything."
Garnold: "You...sure? It might hurt."
Ciqu: "Pain is just a signal sent to the brain to inform it of danger."
Clukr: "You might regret saying that, Officer."
Ciqu: "I will not. Proceed once all is set."
Ciqu: "I don't get 'overwhelmed.' Crime fighting is a chore that I dutifully tend to."
Garnold: "You do get overwhelmed, Officer. You literally had an existential crisis!"
Ciqu: "Yes. But I don't feel that feeling when I enforce the law. No matter how many troublemakers there may be."
Clukr: "Good day."
Garnold: "Sup!"
Ciqu: "Good morning."
Fun Bot: "Hello! I'm doing alright! (Disregarding the fact that Father was threatening me earlier.) And, haha, thank you for that!"
MFC: "Heehee! I'm doing okay now too!"
Clukr: "Well, isn't that impressive?"
Garnold: "My years' worth of being repulsive...down the drain..."
Clukr: "...
...really?"
Clukr: "What's the purpose of--"
[CRASH!]
Clukr: "...never...do that again."
#sprunki#incredibox sprunki#sprunki incredibox#sprunki au#sprunki mortality#sprunki mortality au#sprunki oc#sprunki clukr#sprunki garnold#sprunki fun bot#sprunki mr fun computer#🕛
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I'm curious about "GIW bitches" and "Space Fights," if you wouldn't mind telling me about them.
With pleasure <3
GIW bitches is a variation on 'what happens if GIW captures Danny', but instead or vivisection and experimenting and whatnot, they use Danny, Dani, Dan and Jazz as sort of K9 units. Not exactly a living weapon, but the Fentons are kept under control, kind of like Suicide Squad? The story happens in Gotham, when Undergrowth takes over a part of it, and Bats are forced to work with GIW because their own weapons don't work. I planned to split them up into teams: Bruce and Cass go with Jazz, Tim with Danny, Jason with Dani, and Damian and Dick with Dan. But, eh, right now, I've only written the chapter with Jazz, and then other ideas got me in the chokehold, so it's postponed.
As for Space Fights, that's the one I'm going mad about right now! I don't know if you've seen Sonnie's Edge, the very first episode of Love, Death, and Robots, but it's pretty much that, mixed with some How to Train your Dragon vibes and also maybe Pacific Rim stuff?
Basically, Tim goes on an undercover mission to look into Ra's new business that revolves around beast fights - think underground dog fights, but with genetic experiments. Only it's not just beasts, it's a human controlling a beast through some sci-fi shit. So, Tim goes investigating, but that requires looking from the inside, so he searches for a team that can hire him with no prior experience. He gets into a team called Ghost - Jazz is a biology expert, Tucker is a technical expert, and one of the, um, an operator of the beast, and Sam and Danny are the monsters. Valerie used to be on the same team, but she left just a few days ago, that's why Tuck and Jazz were looking for a new member.
There's a lot happening in there, but it mostly revolves around space sci-fi cyberpunk vibes with the added flavor of overthrowing the rich assholes. I have so many ideas about it, I just hope I have the time to write them all
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Even More Obscure Kinks Ask Game :3 🔎
Feel free to add on to this- pls do actually im having a hard time finding more and more kinks and my pupbrain doesnt hold onto info very well!! (also please be mindful of people's limits!)
Everything assumes adults having either fantasy, roleplay or full consent of all parties even when stated otherwise yadda yadda yadda yall know how to be safe in kink im not your sex ed teacher
Milder Section (For stuff that is still fun to ask abt but isnt that obscure in the grand scheme of things!)
Facefucking or Facesitting
Breathplay or Sensory depravation
Biting or Scratching
Somnophillia or Intox sex
Kigurumi/Onesie or Job Uniform (Nurse, Mailperson, etc)
Latex or Leather
Intercrural sex or Dry humping
Felching or Snowballing
Authority Figure or Monster/Alien
Robots or Undead
Age play or Pet play
Fauxest or Fauxbeast
Dacryphillia or Sexual obsession
Crotch Spanking or Crotch Worship
Pool/Hot tub sex or Sex in the wilderness
Edging or Overstim
Stuckage or Leash pulling
Sex While Pregnant or Guaranteed Impregnation
On display for an audience or All hands on you
Omorashi or Piss Drinking
Cum Marking or Piss marking
Pissing inside orifice or Public Pissing
Knotted or Equine cocks
Barbed or Tapered cocks
Tentacles or Alien genitals
Queefing or Farting
Hands or Feet
Squirting or Lactation
Thighs or Tummy
Underwear gag or O-Ring gag
Pain/Blood/Fear section (Some gore-y themes warning)
31. Period Sex or Drawing Blood Elsewhere 32. Cupping or Waxplay 33. Electrostimulation or Temperature Play 34. Cattle Branding or Name Carving 35. Gunplay or Knifeplay 36. Figging or Flogging 37. Medplay or Kidnapping 38. Blackmail or CBT 39. Tummy punches or Nipple clamps 40. Spanked until bruised or Hickeys everywhere 41. Quadruped Suit or Gimp 42. Pinwheel or Ice 43. Spiked paddle or Caning 44. Anal punishment or Kicking 45. Ball squeezing or Cock Pulling 46. New Piercing or Wound Stinging (With lemon, alcohol, etc) 47. Orgasm from spanking or Orgasm from Biting 48. Vivisection or Woundfucking 49. Waterboarding or Chained torture 50. Cigarette/Blunt/Joint burning or Predicament Bondage
Wilder Section (Stuff you might not see often!)
51. Vacbed or Claustrophilia 52. Forced Exposure or Unknowing Participant 53. Crush Fetish or Spinning Fetish 54. Pullups or Puppypads 55. Sneeze induced orgasm or Hypno trigger induced orgasm 56. Foodplay or Mysophilia 57. Lithophilia or Pygmalionism 58. Oviposition or Improvised Sex toy 59. Plant sex or Primal play 59. Locked in clothing or Locked out of bathroom 60. Sex with Planes or Sex with Trains 61. Bound together or Suspension play 62. IRL Hypnosis tracks or Clicker Training 63. Rapebaiting or Public Stealth Toy 64. 24 hour insertion or 24/7 servitude 65. Ponyplay or Cattleplay 66. Sybian or Through wall 67. Boofing or Forcefeed 68. Stock/Pillory or Hogtied 69. Navel sex or Armpit sex 70. Emetophilia or Nasophilia
Fantasy Section (Stuff that you probably cant even come close to replicating or cosplaying IRL)
71. Macro or Micro 72. Pooltoy Transformation or Plushie Transformation 73. Mummification or Cobweb bondage 74. Parasitic Pregnancy or Alternate Pregnancy 75. Living Toy or Oral Vore (this is just regular vore) 76. Unbirth or Anal vore 77. Earfucking or all the way through (ass through mouth) 78. Portalpanties or Voodoo doll 79. TGTF (Not detrans) or Huge size difference (5 ft or more) 80. Knotted and hanging between or Instant egg laying 81. Nullification/Nullcrotch or Amputation Bondage 82. Petrification or Slime absorption 83. Clone gangbang or Selfcest 84. Magic during sex or Being put on the experiment table 85. Instant aphrodisiac or Body swap 86. Crowded public use (Train, Bus, etc) or Cursed Womb Tattoo 87. Feral x Feral or Monster x Monster 88. Cumflation or Other fluid inflation 89. Hypergenitals or Bodily fluid bath 90. Ghost hands or Magical/Alternate cum
Bad ends (Kind of an extension of the fantasy section)
91. Mind Break or Perma Vored (Digested) 92. Permanent Ownership or Perma TF 93. Loss of sentience or Loss of body control 94. Drowned or Bled out 95. No escape from corrupted reality or No escape from compromised mind 96. Torn apart by monster or Experimental mishap 97. Coerced and forced betrayal of a loved one (rape, harm, etc) or That betrayal being done to you without you ever finding out. 98. Slow painful mutation or merging with another being 99. Never finding a way home or Home never being the same 100. Blackmail released to the public or Falsely accused but never believed
BONUS: Pokemon themed section (Because its MY blog and I have the right to invoke the author's poorly disguised fetish in my fetish post 😡)
101. Trainer x Pokemon or Pokemon x Pokemon 102. Type advantage or Level drain 103. Stage 3 evo x Stage 1 evo or Evolution denial (Everstone) 104. Quadruped, Biped or Other 105. Breed till a shiny egg or Status effects during sex 106. Mid-sex evolution or Forced, unwanted evolution 107. Getting Mystery Dungeon'd or TF into pokemon but in the mainline world (You can no longer speak to humans) 108. Raped/passed around by your pokemon team or Team of pokemon specifically for sex 109. Bondage themed moves (Vine whip, Freeze shock, etc) or Coercion themed moves (Hypnosis, attract, etc) 110. Caught in a pokeball or Unremovable pokemon costume
#ns/ft#ask game#nsft asks#cw everything#queer ns/fw#monster fucker#sadistic#masochistic#cw piss#cw cnc mention#cw noncon#cw gore#cw vore#pet pl4y#age pl4y#idk literally everything else#many of these i did not know about till i made this list!#feel free to ask me as well
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@call-me-frosting-or-not-idc @chipjam and whomever wants to show off their Lil guy (there is so little pressure to participate that water would boil at room temperature dw if you don't want to)
Picrew tag game!! Make your favorite OC, or make one of your favorite characters if you don't have an OC!
I got as close as I could to my favorite OC—Ash!
Tagging: @keirawantstocry @productofaritual @luminouslotuses @weird-coincidence-friend @watermelonfrog2 annnd anyone else! :D
Totally didn't forget the link.. anyone who already did it, redo if you want, idc :)
Here: picrew
#Meet Drea!#She *would* vivisect you if she had something to learn from it#The original OC is a robot but she works fine as a human too#She porpusefully made the pretty effects behind her she wants to feel grand
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Continuing KO's cinema preferences talks: Would he enjoy The Saw (the franchise)? What about the silence of the lambs?
I got the impression Knock Out might enjoy horror films cuz he likes the gory effects and it’s fun to watch humans scramble around and die, so I think he’d like the Saw franchise! I think I’ve only seen the first… 5 or 7? movies in the series, though, and it was as a teenager, so I’m not sure how crazy the latter parts get LMAO 😂
I imagine the first movie might be kind of boring to KO, since I can’t imagine he’d be too invested in the squishies’ interpersonal drama, but after that he might find the creative torture devices fascinating and ponder how to apply them to Cybertronian anatomy—that one device that latched onto the guy’s back and pumped acid into his torso comes to mind.
Silence of the Lambs is one of my favourite films of all time, so I wish I could say that Knock Out would like it, BUT I THINK HE’D FIND IT KIND OF BORING 💀 The thriller, suspense, and psych-horror genres work cuz they present uncomfortable / stressful situations on the captive audience, but I’m not sure if KO would be able to immerse enough for that to be effective 🤔 You have to care about Clarice, be unnerved by Hannibal, be invested in the mystery (and whether Buffalo Bill gets caught or escapes)… And if KO primarily likes movies for a fun gory time, he’s not going to get that from SotL!
He might think the cannibalism and Bill’s desire to construct a human flesh suit are interesting (and potentially remind him of other ’Cons he’s met before), and the character dynamics are surprisingly rich, but he might walk out thinking it was just okay. Perhaps mildly disappointed there wasn’t that much cannibalism, when that’s supposed to be Hannibal’s thing. I think he might also be surprised that the cannibalism was like—cooking people into food, rather than biting into his victims insecticon / terrorcon / zombie-style.
I feel like his taste in movies would reflect his own personal proclivities to an extent—he’s visually-oriented, likes to win, likes to be entertained, has high-octane hobbies like street racing and vivisection. He’s very smart, but not cerebral or ruminating. He’s one of the bad guys, so of course he’s not gonna root for the good ones—he wants the nice, underdog protagonists to lose!
So I think he’d have more fun with fast-paced, action-packed flicks (especially if there are monsters) and probably laugh along to trashy splatter / slasher films. I think if a movie is too stupid it’ll have to be gory enough to balance that out, though.
… I think he would relish Prometheus (2012), up until the point David gets his shit rocked, and then he’d be miffed because he found some investment in the evil treacherous robot plotting against the idiot humans aboard his ship. (HE EVEN PUNISHED THEM FOR INTERFACING! DAVID MVP)
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Why does this robot fic where vr-la is getting kind of vivisected sound like a sex analogy
this isn't a smut fic, it's not even horny, but it sounds so much like its a sex analogy help me??????
#he's just getting a little dissected by his curious and also very concerned crush there's nothing untoward about it#anyway#yeah so that happening ig
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Ok this post got me (and no, I will not go anon for the unhinged shit im gonna say next) Im not into omo so I'm gonna sweep that part under the rug but like. KOBD absolutely have the most fucked up sex known to man- (and robot-) kind. Like. KO regularly does surgery on Breakdown and makes him WATCH him root around in his internals and mess with things. On one hand I feel like he would turn of BD's pain receptors so he's not in agony, on the other hand I think its funny if Breakdown is so TURNED ON by this that it completely overrides whatever pain he might be feeling.
KO like. Removes BD's valve/gestattion chamber (he keeps it attached to his frame via a few lines but thats about it) and makes BD fuck himself by having his DETACHED VALVE "ride" BD's (very errect) spike. Maybe KO will like. Fuck BD's internals. Hell I once read a fic where tarantulas fucks prowl in the eye socket and I can TOTALLY see KO doing that.
I can see KO, like, setting up humiliating scenarios for BD to end up in (such as putting a vibrator in his valve and making SURE BD overloads in front of bots) and the shame/humiliation makes BD overload again. Or make his tits slowly start filling with milk and not milking him until his boobs HURT from how full they are, b/c KO wants him to BEG to be milked in front of other bots (and he does. And he ends up being milked in front of a bunch of vehicons in the medbay, all of whom jerk off to it.)
BD is into it all the time, and he fucking LOVES KO being scary. Like this man does not feel fear, he gets off on it. And also pain. KO totally does CBT on him and BD loves it. Of course this has resulted in bots like Bulkhead roundhouse-kicking him in the crotch during a battle and BD fucking creaming his panels so hard his transfluid like. Gushes out of the seams. All because BD loves it when his husband steps on his dick for being a very bad bot. BD loves it when his small, sleek husband puts him (the big, bulky, strong hunk) in his place. Makes it clear that KO is the top dog in the relationship, not BD.
The aftercare is fucking amazing though. KO treats his subs well, and always makes sure that BD is in tip-top shape after plenty of cuddles and treats. And possibly painkillers.
yes yes yes to all of this. Breakdown should totally get off to being completely ruined and hurt and put in his place by his scary little wife... mhmm of course, Knockout always puts him back together afterwards, if he'd vivisected him, he'll carefully put Breakdown's insides back in, optimizing energon flow and tweaking some nuts and bolts even, after he'd fucked Breakdown's eyesocket he'll carefully clean it up with his dainty little claws, after spanking his titties and crushing his spike, he'll rub soothing gel all over the achy, bruised bits to make sure Breakdown's not too sore on the battlefield tomorrow, no matter how many times Breakdown says he likes being sore...
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"Kit Connor shouldn't play Hulkling because he's white" "Kit Connor shouldn't play Hulkling because he'll steal Joe's attention again" "Eddie should be Hulkling because he's POC, the blonde jock is an outdated type." "Hulkling is boring/weak/overrated/weird/Billy should be with a human/etc…"
People really get on my nerves sometimes.
Oh my god, I saw the first one and I was like WTF? If you don't want someone to play a character just because of their skin color… that's racist as hell. Can you imagine someone saying Chris Evans shouldn't play the Captain because he's white…?
But that it's Kit's fault…? He's doing his job, people choose who they're more interested in. If any other actor had been in his place, it could have ended the same way.
Teddy is a tall, athletic, handsome, blue-eyed, blond, jock type, because - this is going to shock you - he WANTED to be stereotypical. After all, this is a YA Presents plot - he wanted to fit in, he wanted to be part of a stereotypical clique, and his human - or rather Kree - appearance helped him with that. (Yes, in 2006 they showed Teddy as a little skinny guy who adopted a more muscular look, but later issues changed that and he stopped pretending and instead referred to himself as "buff as check.") So to blame this on him being "dated" is pointless, because it's a significant theme of wanting to fit in. Sure, Teddy can look any way he wants, so his skin color doesn't really matter, but everything else is important, and changing the fact that he's always been a jock can change the character too much - does any MCU Flash resemble the Flash in anything other than their last names?
And oh, and I'm so grateful that Eddie didn't turn out to be Teddy. I think WV and AAA were weird Wattpad fanfics that treated Billy's character like they threw him in a blender, flushed him down the toilet, and made "Billy Maximoff" out of the leftovers. If someone were to write Teddy, I beg you to let it be someone who will leave anything of the character he should have been.
Teddy weak…? Teddy is a fucking powerhouse who people underestimate because, as he himself said to Kl'rt - "he doesn't like to brag". Sure, he may seem weaker than he is in Billy's company, because Billy is Billy, but Teddy is actually a tough competitor. He has a strength of around 75-100 tons, he was able to withstand a fight with The Thing, he knocked out a Sentinel with one punch, he punched a Super Skrull through a building, he stopped Thor's hammer with his sword, his shapeshifting skills are so good that he perfectly imitated a robot, and he has such an excellent regeneration factor and adaptations that his body moved organs during vivisection. Is he weak? Sure, the MCU would definitely weaken him, but people underestimate my boy! But for that you would have to read at least the Wikipedia article…
And if Billy heard someone say that he "should be with a human", he would magically kick that person's ass and then walk off into the sunset with his space king…
#hulkling#teddy altman#teddy kaplan-altman#marvel comics#marvel#young avengers#wiccan#billy kaplan#billy kaplan-altman#kit connor
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