if internet comments on cookbooks were like the ones on D&D books
https://www.wired.com/2008/06/alttext-0618/
Source: https://www.wired.com/2008/06/alttext-0618/, which I found out about from https://twitter.com/mxdshipwreck/status/1669480866891051008
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Wereprofessor (part of the bard project I've been working on for a private client)
Every full moon or so you shift into an academic
roll 1d4:
You are extremely knowledgable of the assigned field and have an agreeable personality
You are extremely knowledgable of the assigned field yet you are insufferable
You are ignorant of the assigned field but have an agreeable personality
You are ignorant of the assigned field and are insufferable
adjustments:
Charisma modifies the chance you have tenure (networking)
Intelligence modifies the prestige level of the institution you work for
(Released with client permission, please feel free to use and adapt as you like)
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friendly reminder that characters' chemistry comes from communication between the authors. you can't expect to gain the same chemistry as another author unless you communicate, and even then, it cannot be guaranteed. chemistry between characters is dynamic and cannot be expected to appear in the same way for every character.
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Real footage of me tryna convince him to cosplay as Prefect Luminary
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When someone in your party is RPing a serious scene but you and ur bestie who made the world's stupidest joke a full hour ago can't stop making eye contact across the table:
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today I found out that they interviewed over 1,500 actors for the role of Anakin Skywalker and they were actually considering Di Caprio for the role
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“go play a dating sim??”
IT IS NOT ENOUGH i want to fuck the samurai dilf and tell my porno technician gf how much i love her and then go befriend a sentient vending machine and kill 80 cyborg gangsters with my sick ass hot pink katana
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Not mine. Thought to share.
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