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stellerssong · 17 days
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Tell us the sex stone joke
so this joke requires the light setup of, as the Resident Geologist, on any given hike my dad will have been subjected to a light barrage of Hey What's This Rock I Just Picked Up Off The Trail, answers ranging from "that's clearly serpentinite, the state rock of California—note the distinctive gray-green color and soapy texture" to "that's probably a local mudstone" to "that is a piece of concrete" to "that is tanbark."
the joke typically runs as follows:
you, presenting an interesting pebble for identification: hey, what's this rock i just picked up off the trail? my dad, after a few seconds of thoughtful examination: ah, interesting. what you have there is what's known as a "sex stone." you, slightly shocked by the apparent erotic provenance of what you thought was a random rock: oh! okay. i see. thanks. my dad, slyly: would you like to know why they call it that? you: um. yes? my dad: BECAUSE IT'S JUST A FUCKING ROCK.
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lynxiesblog · 8 months
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hi! i've been listening to subliminals for maybe 2ish years, and I learned about the law of assumption a little bit ago. I have that mindset of whatever I'm manifesting is mine, apart from the occasional stray thoughts, and I see people seeing subliminal results take as long as you think they will but sometimes I feel like I've never gotten any results at all or if I have they've gone away. Especially when it comes to appearance subs I feel like I haven't gotten any results in the time I've been listening to them. Sorry for the rant but if I could get any insight I would rlly appreciate it! <3
No need to apologize my luv :) ♡
I definitely know what you’re talking about — I kinda had the same experience especially when I started manifesting my desired body. I would see the results then after a while they would go away. Before everything you need to convince yourself that your results are permanent no MATTER what, because they literally are. There’s no question about it.
Some tips that’s really helped me :
˚ . ˚✧ Flat out ignoring the fact that I’m manifesting x physical aspect about myself (in my case, it was my body);
some people say whenever you’re manifesting a physical change you shouldn’t focus too much on what you’re seeing in the 3D, but let’s be honest it’s kinda impossible not to😭 . soo, what I did was instead of having a negative reaction towards what the 3D is showing me I would affirm while looking in the mirror saying “omg when did my waist get so small” or “why have my hips gotten so wide all of sudden???” while looking at my body and “acting” as if I was genuinely surprised.
˚ . ˚✧ Affirming as I am falling asleep — I am being so honest if you are “lacking results” literally listen to one subliminal overnight, I say one because you don’t want to oversaturate your brain especially if you’re trying to manifest something new.
++ while I would be falling asleep I would repeat each affirmation 5 times. E.g let’s say I want to have a smaller nose I would affirm :
“I already have a small/ button/ ski slope nose”
“It is an objective fact that i have a small/ button/ ski slope nose”
“I truly know that i have a small/ button/ ski slope nose”
“I can go on with life now, as i know that i already have a small/ button/ ski slope nose.”
“My manifestations are done.”
“I feel all of the joys and sensations of having a small/ button/ ski slope nose immediately.”
“The 3D physical world is simply an illusion and doesn´t determine what’s real. I already and truly have a small/ button/ ski slope nose.”
While affirming, you really have to ACT as if you already have your desire. This method works the fastest in my opinion and for me personally, so I am constantly recommending it ♡
˚ . ˚✧ Changing sub makers / making my own subs — there are many famous sub makers that others get results from that I have never gotten results from or when I did they went away same thing as you. And that is completely fine I would recommend you take out the subliminals that you think don’t work for you and replace them with others <3
Some sub makers that work very well for me are :
Aiko’s potion (to be more specific her symmetrical face sub, princess peach lips sub & body sub) — she’s literally the ONLY sub maker than I got results from when using her symmetrical face sub. I got my results pretty much instantly 😭😭
Kestiny — I just started using her subliminal but they work so so well . Especially her feline eyes sub, friends sub, confidence sub; they are all 10/10’s
I want it, I go it — her pretty privileged sub worked INSTANTLY
Raemi — the clear skin sub worked overnight for me no joke😭
Those are the main people I have in my current playlist and I’ve been getting constant results so you should definitely check them out <3
˚ . ˚✧ TAKE PICTURES OF BEFORE AND AFTER — I cannot stress this enough you won’t notice any changes unless you compare old pictures to recent ones. You don’t have to do this with everything you’re manifesting but with things such as your eyes, nose, jaw, eyebrows, whatever it may be you should definitely take pictures and kinda try to forget about them for a while then taking a new one after couple of days (or even weeks) and compare them. (Try taking the pictures in the same lighting & angle so that you’ll be able to see the difference clearly)
˚ . ˚✧ if you speak a different language (in my case French & Spanish) — you should try making your own subliminals in that language it speeds up your results by a lot :)
I wrote so much I am so sorry😭, I truly hope this helps you. Im always free for you to dm me if you want me to expand more on a point or share my playlist 💕.
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so-very-small · 8 months
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i will say its not entirely about contention with the square cube law. its about “im sitting here playing pretend and you’re telling me all the ways my PLAYING PRETEND is silly” its about “its condescending to think ive been into size this many years and don’t understand the science” its “i love realism in gt when its discussed earnestly and not used to destroy whatever cute scenario im joking about” its “on god if another guy mansplains size to me im going to lose my shit”
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nellasbookplanet · 11 days
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Sorry but my thoughts are still on the nature of death in dnd (and other fiction where resurrection is possible), specifically on the implications it has on worldbuilding.
Resurrection magic existing kind of makes for cultural issues that have no parallel in our world. Some of it compares - such as the inherent class divide and tensions when the rich and powerful can literally buy their way out of death (a class divide is a class divide, this just digs the chasm deeper, which I'd love to see explored more in media btw) - but the implications on grief and acceptance are on another level. In our world, there is no bargaining with death. So much of our lives is spent coming to terms with the fact that we will all die one day, and mourning and moving on whenever death strikes near us. We experience stages of grief like denial and rage and bargaining but in the end there is no escaping it, no matter how hard you work or beg or rage. Clinging on can only hurt you. It's pointless. All you can do is move on, and it is so hard.
But if death is conditional. Impermanent. Something that can be defeated with money or power or faith. How do you ever move on. On a societal and cultural level, there should be entire rebellions based around who has access to resurrection. Powerful people offering resurrections as incentive would be all over the place, with desperate people selling their souls and freedom and entire lives to save a loved one. Would soldiers fear dying, seen as disposable, or would they fear being brought back again and again to die eternally on the battlefield?
But on an individual level. Is acceptance of the inevitability of death even possible when it’s no longer inevitable? If you decide that no, you can not give up everything to go pursue resurrection of your child, will you hate yourself? You could save them. Why aren’t you? Why aren’t you doing everything in your power? How much do you hate the people who have this power but won’t offer it freely? If you yourself are brought back from the dead and find out most of your loved ones just, let you go, would you hate them? Would you feel abandoned and betrayed? If you’re watching from the afterlife and see your loved one, who’s been working to get you back, decides to accept your death and move on because they have found new love, would you find a way to fucking haunt them? Oh, you think I only lived for you? That I don’t want life just because I can’t have you, too? How selfish is that. But how selfish would it be to bring someone back only to salve your own feelings of guilt, whether they want to or not? Would there be an entire industry of mediums based on people needing to ask their loved ones if they wish to remain dead or not? How much more powerful would hate and love and hubris be in this world, lacking the absolute limit of death?
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wistfxlwishes · 6 months
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showcasing how delulu i am about chiluc
GUYS. You know that sword in genshin called harbinger of dawn? well in ALGEBRA, 'of' signifies multiplication in word problems, making harbinger x dawn. AND WHO'S THE 11TH HARBINGER, AND WHO OWNS THE DAWN WINERY AND HAS A PET BIRD NAMED DAWN?????? THAT'S RIGHT. CHILDE AND DILUC. also,
in SCIENCE, it's widely known that opposite magnet poles attract each other, and so do opposite electric charges. REINFORCING THE OPPOSITES ATTRACT TROPE AND HOW THEY'RE POLAR OPPOSITES. PLUS, magnetic poles and electric charges are often represented in blue and red, JUST LIKE HOW THE FANDOM INTERPRETS CHILUC'S COLORS!!!!!! (and don't even get me started on electromagnets and solenoids) im sorry but it had to be shared. chiluc is scientific law. there are hints IN THE GAME ITSELF. WITH MATH!!!! (in case you can't tell im the most crazy and delusional chiluc fan)
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lurafita · 5 months
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Eureka! Need to go kiss boyfriend
Magnus is a nerd scientist at heart. And when he has one of those "Eureka!" moments, he likes to plant a kiss on Alec.
If Alec happens to not be in kissing distance, Magnus will Portal over for the sole reason of kissing him and then hopping right back through the Portal to get on with whatever he figured out.
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sidewalkchemistry · 11 months
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Exposing Scientific Dogmas: Rupert Sheldrake's Banned TED Talk
The talk was reshared again in a video by the YouTube channel "After Skool." It was based on his book The Science Delusion.
Here are the 10 Scientific Dogmas he listed (which could prevent science from greater discoveries and true scientific thinking since they create the default worldview of people worldwide):
#1 Nature is mechanical
#2 Matter is unconscious
#3 The laws of nature are fixed
#4 The total amount of matter and energy is always the same
#5 Nature is purposeless
#6 Biological hereditary is material
#7 Memories are stored inside your brain as material traces
#8 Your mind is inside your head
#9 Psychic phenomena like telepathy are impossible
#10 Mechanistic medicine is the only kind that really works
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collgeruledzebra · 3 months
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idk if anyone's brought this up before but im pretty sure riz's description of the dying god is referencing the watchmaker analogy
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king-of-kaoss · 16 days
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hey did we know that trafalgar means 'end of the west' because i didnt and that's either very foil to luffy coded or maybe a little ominous and definitely has a lot of see you at Laugh Tale vibes
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anglerflsh · 6 months
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Hegel enjoyers will see sets of threes in history and lose their minds anyways the Giurisdictional State is a thesis the Legislative State is its antithesis and the Constitutional State is the synthesis
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writeouswriter · 1 year
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Already made similar post but I want to create scientist OCs so badly, but don't want to look deeply into different branches of science to figure out which one they should specialize in because I've been in a wikipedia rabbit hole of sciences, some of which I didn't even know existed, for days now and yet I have absorbed none of the information nor come closer to a conclusion, Carlos, give me strength, you're all just gonna be last name the scientist, you're specializing in the science of science, I swear, aahhh
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tmblrfuckingsucksass · 4 months
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Sir Isaac Newton
December 25, 1642 - March 20, 1727
🍏🪐🔭
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astrhae · 7 months
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I’m here to scream at you for your new work on ao3
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50385085/chapters/127298863
Your story is killing me slowly with bittersweetness and I am not complaining even one bit about it!!!!!
hi!! thank you -- i'm really glad you're enjoying it so far 💙 i absolutely love writing the tension in an arranged marriage fic and here's a little happier scene from chapter two (titled: methodology) to balance out the bittersweet :)
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“Behave,” Aziraphale sternly said, crossing his arms. “I need you on your best behavior for him, and I won’t hear any – ”
“Angel?” Crowley paused, halfway down the bookshop’s central staircase, peering over its railing to frown at him. “Who’re you talking to?”
Aziraphale flushed, and glanced sheepishly at the row of boxed up plants that Crowley hadn’t unpacked yet, laid out right where the morning sun came through the windows. “I don’t think they approve of this.”
“I don’t fully approve of this, either,” Crowley huffed. “But if I don’t get a proper choice – ” he came over to grab the gardening spray, holding it like a weapon between him and the now-quivering leaves, “ – then neither do they.”
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cc-cuttlefishculler · 6 months
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god im really gay
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plutoslvr · 1 year
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tims new identity should be him giving into his mad scientist personality like im talking bombs, chemicals, weird tech the whole thing and i think his costume should have like yk the white labcoat with insane amounts of patches on it, goggled and gloves with a face mask (not like the covid ones like one jason had)
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yousaytomato · 2 years
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One of my favourite things about Dracula is how logical so many of the characters actions are, and yet logic always fails because Dracula defies logic.
The count won't let me send letters - I know! I'll write them in shorthand and get them sent off secretly! - Fails. Situation is worse now.
People on this ship are disappearing. The first mate is acting really weird. It must be him! - Nope! Now everyone is dead.
My sick daughter is in this stuffy room filled with stinky garlic for no reason. I'll open the window and remove the flowers so she can breathe properly! - You've just made everything so much worse.
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