Webtoon and Manhwa Masterlist
PURPLE HYACINTH
Early Morning Sex with Kieran White
Undercover Mission with Lauren Sinclair and Kieran White
Reunion Sex in the Bath with Keiran White
LOOKISM
Jealous Xiaolong Fingers You Against the Wall
Riding Xiaolong's Face
Flirting Headcanons with Daniel, Gun, Xiaolong and James
Sending Nudes to Daniel, Jay, Zack and Euntae
Gun Park Being Your Co-Worker with Benefits
WINDBREAKER
Joker and Wooin Smut Drabble
Swallowing Vinny Hong's Cum for Breakfast
Being Jay Jo's Flirty Rival
Vinny Hong Uses You for Stamina Practice
Jahyeon Jo Fucks You So Hard You Can't Talk
MORGANA AND OZ
CLOUD WALKER
JUNGLE JUSTICE
MR. BAEK
Hair Braiding and Morning Fluff with Dogyeong Baek
Dating Headcanons for Isu and Dogyeong Baek
Teasing Isu Baek While He's on a Mission
Dogyeong and Isu Baek Make You Their Toy
Toy Use in the Office with Dogyeong Baek
SOLO LEVELING
Childhood Friends to Lovers with Sung Jinwoo
Rivals with Benefits with Sung Jinwoo
Sung Jinwoo Loving to Be Praised
Sung Jinwoo Carried You Back While You're Injured
Cockwarming and Teasing Sung Jinwoo
KILLING STALKING
Sangwoo Marks You So Everyone Knows Who You Belong To
Sangwoo Forces You to Wear His Clothes
Soft Yandere Sangwoo Sleeps Over
Sangwoo Gets You Pregnant So You Don't Leave Him
OF SWAMP AND SEA
VILLAIN TO KILL
THE REASON WHY RAELIANA ENDED UP AT THE DUKE'S MANSION
Being King Siathrich's Secret Lover
Noah Wynknight Brings Flowers to Your Picnic Date
Going Undercover with Noah Wynknight
KING OF THE OCTAGON
ONCE A HERO
CAPE OF SPIRITS
NEVERMORE
Nevermore Girls with a Bubbly Girlfriend who Can Kill Anyone
Merry and Mourn Use Their Tentacles on You
Bonding Time with Nevermore Men
Nevermore Men Get Caught Masturbating
Montresor + Hate Sex
Kinks with Montresor and Prospero
How Nevermore Men Have Sex
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A photographer says he once had to ask Prince Philip to remove 'The Joy of Sex' book from his office.
Photographer Julian Calder said he once had to ask the late Duke of Edinburgh to remove a book about sex so it wouldn't be in the shot.
Calder, a portrait photographer who has captured the royal family through the years, reflected on his time working with Prince Philip on the latest episode of Hello Magazine's "A Right Royal Podcast," which aired on Wednesday.
"I once did a portrait of Prince Phillip in his office. And he was standing there, and I was quite young at the time," Calder said.
"And I'm looking through the lens, and I thought 'God just behind his right ear is a book, 'The Joy of Sex,' and I had to say, 'Prince Philip, should we move that?' And he laughed, and he got his equerry to come and move it," he said.
Calder added that it would have looked "stupid" if nobody had spotted the book during the photo shoot.
Philip's reaction will be no surprise to those who knew the royal for his famous sense of humor. While the duke's role was filled with formalities, he was often heard cracking jokes during various royal engagements.
The royal's friend, Sir Robin Knox-Johnston, described Philip as "straight to the point" and as having a "wicked sense of humor" during an interview with BBC Breakfast after his death in April 2021, The Independent reported at the time.
"The Joy of Sex" by Alex Comfort sold more than 12 million copies after it was first published in 1972, according to the author's obituary published by The Washington Post on March 29, 2000. The book, which featured illustrations of sexual acts, was structured as a traditional cookbook and had three sections: "Starters," "Main Courses," and "Sauces and Pickles," according to The Washington Post.
The original cover showed an illustration of a naked man kissing his female partner, with the tagline: "A Gourmet Guide to Lovemaking."
The book was updated by sex expert and relationship psychologist Susan Quilliam in 2011.
Philip was married to the late Queen Elizabeth for 73 years before he died at the age of 99 on April 9, 2021. The duke was the longest-serving consort in British history.
The couple kept their relationship private and rarely showed public displays of affection during their marriage.
Queen Elizabeth died on September 8, 2022, at the age of 96.
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Me, at Sea Duke, while removing the book:
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Y’know what should be a thing?
Percy Jackson Duke of Edinburgh Awards
For the Americans:
The DofE award is a thing you can do at secondary school where they make you spend six months helping out in the community, and at the end you have to go on a two-day long orienteering expedition where you get thoroughly lost and soaking wet for a whole weekend and it’s miserable. You pay £150 for a certificate and some blisters. I did mine many many years ago, and it’s one of my biggest regrets. I swear, I had never wanted to die more than I did that weekend.
But if someone had told me that my expedition was actually a quest to save the world? That, no, we weren’t calling our supervisors for help because we got lost AGAIN, we were sending an Iris Message back to Camp? That the reason why it’s raining is because of angry gods fighting in the sky not because we live in fucking Britain and therefore it must be miserable weather in JULY? That we’re not just six losers lugging heavy backpacks around Somerset, but we’re actually lost in the woods somewhere in New Jersey and we’re never gonna make it to LA?!
I would have fucking ATE THAT SHIT UP!! (Even though at that point I hadn’t even read PJO).
Wouldn’t it be cool if we could have paid actors dressed as monsters to jump out at us and fight? Wouldn’t it be cool if, once we got back, they gave us some sort of trinket and said “congrats! You found the lightning bolt, you saved the world!”?
I feel robbed of this experience now.
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Prince Laurent of Belgium
CHAPTER TWO: Vacation on the Mediterranean Sea
Featuring Prince Laurent of Belgium and Prince Carlo, Duke of Castro
I'm a crew hand working on the luxury yacht, Charles, where we float rich people around to see places on the Mediterranean Sea near Saint-Tropez for weeks on end. You'd think I'd be bored the whole time, but there's also quite a number of men who propositioned me, including many married guys. I obliged when I was super horny. And today's group were Prince Laurent of Belgium and Prince Carlo of Bourbon-Two Sicilies who wanted to spend time with their wives and children.
There was very little conversation during the first days of the journey, in fact I'd say hardly any at all, if you don't include the introductions. We had Prince Carlo, a handsome man with your typical trophy wife. And Prince Laurent, the younger brother of King Philippe and the so-called “black sheep” of the Belgian Royal Family, who conveyed an unspoken lust and desire in his eyes.
Today, while the wives and children were on shore shopping the afternoon away, the princes were enjoying a dip in the Mediterranean and sunbathed under protective umbrellas on the upper deck. I was performing my duties when I heard noises coming from the upper deck of the yacht. Thinking of getting a glimpse of the princes for some j/o material later, I crept quietly to the upper deck. As I got closer, I recognized the type of sound I was hearing. The sound of moaning, groaning, the dirty talk, and the sound of flesh slapping against flesh all told me that there were some heavy-duty fucking going on.
I stopped, thinking that maybe I shouldn't intrude on the princes' private moment, that maybe they brought a lady-friend on board. I was about to retreat when I remembered no one came aboard recently and noticed the voices.
"Oh fuck! Pound it deeper into my ass, Carlo!"
Holy shit! That was the voice of Prince Laurent being fucked by Prince Carlo! I stood there in shock, discovering this sexual act between the two men. Wanting to see them in the act, to see Carlo pummeling Laurent, reaching his climax while his dick was deeply embedded in his ass. I crept closer and slowly stuck my head out to see.
There, on a lounge chair, was Prince Laurent, splayed on his belly, his head buried into the chair. Behind him, Prince Carlo was viciously pounding his ass with no mercy. The sound of moaning and heavy breathing, along with the loud slapping sound of hips crashing against butt reverberating through the air. Unconsciously, I pulled out my now erect cock and began to stroke it. And without realizing it, I close my eyes and gasp audibly. When I opened my eyes, both princes were looking at me.
I was caught. The thought shocked me so much that I stumbled backward, tripped over one of the patio chairs and hit the floor. Then the next thing I knew, Prince Carlo was standing over me.
“What in Hell are you doing!” He asked as he reached down to give me a hand getting up.
As I got to my feet, I suddenly realized that he was still naked with his cock only inches from my own dick.
“Ah... ah...” I started trying to explain, but just didn’t know what to say.
We stared at each other's dicks for a long moment before he grabbed me by the back of the neck and pushed me towards Laurent.
“You're gay. Aren’t you?” He asked.
I couldn’t have lied if I wanted to. I was so frightened. I just nodded my head.
"That's why you've been hanging around us. You were looking to suck our cocks?” He asked, his blue eyes unwavering.
I tried to talk but couldn’t and just nodded my head.
"You you want to watch me finish fucking Laurent? Carlo asked. I nodded my head eagerly. “Then suck me a little and get it good and hard.” He added.
I couldn’t believe this was happening. But it was! I dropped to my knees in front of the prince and grabbed his thick cock in one hand and guided it to my mouth. Damn it. The thing was so thick that I could hardly deep throat it and just tongued the delicious head. I glanced up into his blue eyes. I enjoyed him looking down at me as I sucked the head of his cock. He tried to push more of his thick cock down my throat, but I gagged so badly that he stopped trying. Finally he pushed my head away from his dick and ordered, “Laurent, show him how to suck cock!”
The Belgian prince quickly knelt down in my place as I moved back. Then as I watched, Carlo grabbed him by the back of the head and pulled his face toward his crotch as he guided his dick to Laurent’s opened mouth. I couldn’t believe my eyes as Laurent took inch after inch of Carlo's cock down his throat until his lips were pressed against his crotch.
“You didn’t know Laurent was such a good cocksucker did you? He’s been doing nothing but talking about you since he saw you. He wants you to fuck his ass. Ain’t that right, Laurent?”
The Belgian prince grunted as he moved his mouth up and down the thick shaft of Carlo's cock.
“Get behind him and fuck him while he sucks me. Get his asshole ready for my cock.” Prince Carlo ordered.
I stripped my clothes off in a hurry, spit in my hand to wet my cock head and shaft. I expected it to be difficult to force my thick dick into Laurent’s asshole, but it slid in almost effortlessly. Then I thought of how many times Carlo must have used his big cock on his ass and understood why my dick slid in so easily. It was pure heaven pushing my dick inside of the prince's asshole as I watched him deep throating Carlo's cock. And in seconds, I had Laurent moaning and wiggling his ass as pound his ass.
Carlo then grabbed Laurent's head in both hands and started fucking the prince's mouth as hard and fast as possible. And the amazing thing was that Laurent didn’t gag. He took the mouth fucking like it was nothing. I got so excited that I reached around Laurent as I fuck him and grabbed his stubby thick cock. Then as I fuck his opened asshole, I jacked his dick. Suddenly I was cuming inside Laurent’s ass. He sensed it and wiggled his ass against my crotch as he enjoyed my load squirting deep inside of him.
“You finished with him?” Carlo asked as I pulled my dick out of Laurent's cum dripping hole.
I nodded yes as I watched Carlo pull his thick cock out of Laurent's mouth and walk around to his ass. I moved aside only enough to allow Carlo to guide his cock into Laurent's cum leaking asshole. Carlo rammed his dick as deep as it would go into Laurent's used asshole on the first stroke. Laurent arched his back and grunted as as the prince started fucking his ass hard and fast.
Watching the two princes going at it caused me to get so excited that my dick popped back up. Suddenly I had to join in on the fun, so I scooted under Laurent's belly. Staring down at me was his stubby fat cock and the huge hanging balls of Carlo of Bourbon-Two Sicilies. I started sucking Laurent's cock and grabbed Carlo's nuts, squeezing them. He let out a cry, but didn’t tell me to stop so I continued to tighten my grip on them as I deep throated Laurent's cock. And from my position underneath Laurent, I watched as Carlo's huge dick moved in and out of Laurent's asshole.
Suddenly, Carlo shot off. He jerked his dick out of Laurent's asshole and shot his load of cum on my face just as the Belgian prince came in my mouth. Hell, I had cum on me from head to dick when they finished shooting their wads.
The three of us lay in a heap for several moments. Laurent was the first one to get up. He glanced down at me in a strange way before asking, “You ain’t going to tell anyone about this are you?”
“Never. I would never do something like that.”
“Get dressed and let's find a room. I still want to fuck you. You think you can take my cock?” Carlo asked as he got to his feet and reached down and pulled me up.
“I’d love to try.” I said with a smile from ear to ear.
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