#secretly ofcs

[demonicfarmer69]

a totally justifiable misunderstanding! >_>);;

[thatonegaybrit]

; seeing a lot of posts about this recently so I just want to clarify something :

I, a trans boy, do not pass as a boy. I also, do not pass as a girl.

I am truly only perceived as a gay tranny freak, and that is not privilege.

pt: I, a trans boy, do not pass as a boy. I also, do not pass as a girl. I am truly only perceived as a gay tranny freak, and that is not privilege :end pt

[cobaltfluff]

competitive aquarium date

bonus: the night before

[padchai]

Can we all agree that Casual by Chappell Roan is their official song?? They didn’t have that car scene for nothing 👀

[hayaku14]

shinichi learning french cause he wants to understand what kaito, who's fluent in it, is saying. his accent is not perfect cause he doesn't often speak it, he just likes to listen to kaito speak it, likes to be able to understand french songs or shows kaito likes, likes to be able to understand kaito's interviews and read articles of him in french. just want to understand better the love kaito has for france, the roots of kaitou kid, and share that affection for the things he loves.

[soliadiaz]

i think when eddie comes back and they will still be living together, buck will be having the time of his life calling eddie his landlord to other people: "can you recommend me a brand of a microwave? i want to make a gift for my landlord". "landlord has been moody later (eddie being pissed about buck always occupying the bathroom) afraid he'll want to up the rent price 😔". "can i get this painting please? my landlord will love it". "no, thanks, landlord said we can't have jacuzzi in a backyard, a bummer, i know". "sorry, can't come today, should be home for my landlord" etc etc. and at some point some people will think that it's some kind of roleplay they're having. and well, they won't be entirely wrong

[chilpilled]

look at my modern au laichi boy

[whamss]

"Making Rosemary tea drinking lesbians is bad" says Internet User, but not because it strips them of their characterization and turns them into carbon copies of each other, destined to sit in the background while other characters (men) have character arcs around them, but because they aren't Silly Enough. No no, we don't need to flesh them out, we just need to turn them from Wise Lesbian Couple to Comedic Relief. This will fix everything wrong with fandom depictions of them. *Wipes sweat from forehead* Woo! Being a feminist is so tough!

[themidwintermuse]

"Gojo isn't the step dad, he's the dad who stepped up" let's be honest with ourselves. Gojo is not the dad who stepped up. He tried to step up but he tripped and fell on his face at Megumi's feet at which point Megumi became a six year old father to a highly disfunctional teenager

[zoluulife]

Really random but I have this head-cannon that Luffy loves taking pictures, and takes like hundreds of pictures of bugs and zoro a day.

[incorrectquotesconaisseur]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Gordon: SO. WHO BROKE IT? I'M NOT MAD, I JUST WANT TO KNOW.

Dale: ...I did. I broke it.

Gordon: NO, NO YOU DIDN'T. ALBERT?

Albert: don't look at me, look at Truman!

Harry: what?! I didn't break it!

Albert: huh, that's weird. how'd you even know it was broken?

Harry: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!

Albert: suspicious.

Harry: no, it's not!

Lucy: if it matters, probably not, but Dick was the last one to use it.

Dick: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Hawk: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Dick: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that!

Dale: okay, let's not fight. I broke it. let me pay for it, Gordon.

Gordon: NO! WHO BROKE IT!?

Albert: deputy Andy has been awfully quiet...

Andy: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Gordon: I BROKE IT. I BURNED MY HAND SO I PUNCHED IT.

Gordon: I PREDICT 10 MINUTES FROM NOW THEY'LL BE AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS WITH WARPAINT ON THEIR FACES AND A PIG HEAD ON A STICK.

Gordon:

Gordon: GOOD. IT WAS GETTING A LITTLE CHUMMY AROUND HERE.

[mulderscully]

thinking about bisexual erasure and how being bi is having to constantly remind people bisexuality exists, even to other queer people. i have a friend at work who is gay and knows i'm bi and sometimes a guy will come in and will talk about his wife when the guy leaves my friend is like "mhm, sure, wife." and i'm always like well... he could be fruity AND have a wife and it's gen like... he forgets that's a thing until i mention it? the other day a guy came in and said he used to date someone and used they/them pronouns and THEN talked abt his wife and my friend was like "aw he went straight." and i'm just like HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN? and it's shit like this from within our own community that makes bisexuals the silent majority. because it's exhausting and i just need people to remember we exist without having to remind them. i want people to see bisexuality as an option, not an after thought.

[normystical]

ATTENTION ALL ALASTOR SHIPPERS: 

uniromantic 

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. PROCEED

[bigolbadblog]

i know that mafia romance is cringe or whatever but like. the feedism possibilities...

it's about the unrepentant enjoyment of the good life. and also. fat crime bosses who carry their size as a symbol of power. who are constantly inviting their inner circle to big, lavish family style dinners. and, of course, no one dares refuse the boss's generosity, so everyone's cleaning their plate... and then their next plate too

[antiquepearlss]

I actually really want Eugene to officiate the Varigo wedding because one, it’s not a very official or proper wedding. If anything, it’s something Rapunzel and Varian put together in one week and is essentially just a giant party where they blow stuff up and eat cake. Varian totally asks Eugene thirty minutes beforehand if he will officiate and after five minutes of sobbing, he agrees.

And two, because I want him to say this line-

“It has been a joy to watch your distracting childish rivalry turn into a distracting childish courtship, which will undoubtedly turn into a distracting childish marriage.”

[gemmaswife]

soooo important to me that when butcher found out about the supe genocide, his mind literally went to annie and kimiko first. that’s his team, his girls!!!!! no matter what he says he actually likes them a lot 😭