#shitpost nobody asked for

[foxxxdeal]

yeah be ready for total fandom fixation change, I guess

[dopepoisonivyoncrack]

Something clicked while rewatching Kagari's interactions with Akane and now I got another fave. Unfortunately, I'll be doomed by the end of the season.

Also realized me and Ginoza are quite similar, which would be funny like a very slow burn fic, the slowest. But also made me wonder why usually in media, similar characters are seen as not working in a relationship? That it must be opposites attract?? Being similar should also mean that they understand each other better and know what approach would the other be ok with. Which, I think, applies to Akane and Kougami? As I do think they have something going on and it was mentioned 1st season that they are quite similar. Sometimes, opposite works better, for fresh insight and being able to lift the other, which would hardly happen if both were at the same lvl, like with Tamaki and Haruhi in OHSHC. So it should vary from case to case. It takes the right combo of similar and different.

Back to Kagari, after giving some thought I think we'd get along great, being different and similar in the right ways.

[themarychain]

Saltburn: text post meme 🦌🔪🏰🍷🪽👑

PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3

[yasbeych]

I saw you took requests so I just wanted to politely suggest you doodle starscream as snoopy in this pic I found because it’s just Very Him to me

you’re 100% correct

[twistedappletree]

Karaoke night AU but it’s literally just drunk WWX horridly playing the flute and thinking he’s absolutely shredding while drunk LWJ stands on the stage with his mic, still as a tree and occasionally says “tequila” in the most lackluster monotone voice imaginable

[jazzy-art-time]

Oh wrow uh!! I've gotten like. 6 asks? Asking about Flake-N-Rudy ! Wild. Strange? Wackadoo even

[notknickers]

we must muzzle that man! and, while we're at it, let us put him in a cock cage! and then, an actual cage!

[flubnuggetpurple]

Dove Cameron’s Alchemical album is so fucking bat coded I feel like a conspiracy theorist.

(This went off the rails at one point, so WARNING: vague mentions of sexual assault and being drugged without consent)

First song: Lethal Woman.

Cass, all over, right? The bridge is “she walks like a saint, floats like an angel, sharp like a knife under the table”

c o m e o n

Second song: Still.

“Man on the screen, they only see whatever you want them to see” and “Supernova self-erasing, hourglass is always draining”

Could be either Tim or Bruce, but I lean toward Tim because of “how dare you, dare me to love you, if you jump I will too” because whenever Tim decides he loves someone, he’s the ride or die, ends of the earth type, even if they don’t even know who he is. A) how and why he became Robin in the first place, B) The Cloning Thing, C) an argument could be made for the Captain Boomerang thing (but now that I think of it, I think I’m mostly basing this off fanon oh well ontotgenextone).

Song Three: Breakfast.

I will admit out the gate that this one’s a reach, so I’m just going to leave Selina here.

Song Four: Sand.

For this I’m thinking Tim or Jason, for different reasons.

For Tim;

“I saw the end when we began, you couldn’t love the way I can, I tried to bargain with the stars, for more than half your heart but you have more pieces of me than the dessert has sand, and I have less pieces of you than I could hold in my hand” and “our love’s misaligned, ‘cause you’re on my mind every night, I stretch out the time, and now I know why.”

I’m just making it obvious I read the Red Robin run, aren’t I?

For Jason:

“What's worse, being wanted but not loved, or loved but not wanted? What's worse, hearing what you wanna hear, or hearing what's honest?” And “What hurts, is the one thing that you wanna do, is the one thing that you shouldn’t do”

Pre-death Jason, but like, right after the Garzonas thing.

Song five: White Glove.

Okay hear me out.

This is part one of the Dick Grayson saga; the persona he shows to the public. This is Richie Wayne. This is every honeypot mission he went on too young, every woman he’s had to seduce for information (it’s one hundred percent happened before don’t fight me) every source of sexual trauma (that one I’m ninety percent sure is canon) that keeps him up at night.

And this guy’s been a vigilante for over twenty years, he can absolutely recognize drugs by sight, smell, and how they feel when he’s too late to notice something slipped in his drink. He’s felt nearly every strain of fear toxin and every one of Ivy’s pollens. If anyone knows their drugs it’s pretty boy Richie Wayne and Robin.

Song six: God’s Game

This one I’m definitely taking some lines out of context, but for Jason, “Just a boy with a man's face, playin' God's game” is when he’s taking over Crime Alley, pit-mad and trigger happy. “I prepare with so much care, I was runnin', it was stunnin', I am desperate from delusions, not much of a solution, never knowin' what the truth is, oh, God” is when hid plans start to fall apart, when Bruce slits his throat with a batarang, when eventually the pit-madness eventually starts to wear off and he realizes what all he did to Tim, who was a child at the time, not to mention Robin.

He nearly became what the Joker was to him to the next Robin, and I feel like at some point that would occur to him.

Song seven: Boyfriend.

(…Admittedly, I don’t think this one has any grounding in canon and if it does, feel free to educate me.)

So, obviously I could mention Kate Kane at this point, but I know basically nothing about her, so instead I’m going to talk about Steph.

So Steph has definitely had some shitty experiences with guys, right? Like, her dad to begin with, but also the guy who got her pregnant (at like fourteen? Maybe I’m just sheltered, but I don’t think anything about that relationship was heathy—again, I haven’t read many of the comics, so correct me if I’m wrong), then Tim, which, I love him as a character, but didn’t he date her in the mask for like, months, and I have some vague recollections of some dickish things he said (i know i know i need to read more comics)—whatever. Men are shitty.

I have a scene in my head. Like, Steph’s in college, at a bar with friends or something, maybe it’s an under cover op, idk, and there’s this girl she’s been lowkey watching all night. She doesn’t quite know why, but she just keeps catching her eye, and okay, it’s not like she’s never questioned her sexuality, she knows Cass. There have been Extensive conversations with Babs on the subject.

Anyway, so at some point, there’s obviously some sort of argument between the girl and the guy she came with and the girl’s crying, and Steph just Can’t Handle That.

She goes up to her, comforts her, makes a new friend, listens to the whole story.

And at some point, she has the thought.

“I could be a better boyfriend than him.”

She doesn’t necessarily do anything about it that night, but now that she’s had the thought, it won’t leave her alone.

Yeah. So. Maybe I’ll write that story later.

Song eight (last song): FRAGILE THINGS.

Dick Grayson part two; So your mentor (dad) just died, leaving you an angry murder child, another one hanging on by a thread after losing eighty percent of his support system, a grieving butler (grandfather), and a mantle the size of the Most Dangerous City in America. Any direction you move is going to hurt someone, and one kid is more likely to snap and murder people than the other, and hey, if you have to be Batman anyway, might as well let your brilliant kid brother be Nightwing, right? Except, whoops, you forgot to mention that last part and now Timmy thinks you just replaced him without telling him and fuck you knew you were forgetting something and now there’s a goddamned imposter Bruce and—

“Love is like a house of fragile things, where hearts can be broken as easy as antiques, and now there’s glass all shattered at my feet, what we built together, you left in smithereens.”

Anyway. This got kind of incoherent (or maybe it was from the start?)

I accidentally added a poll at the bottom and can’t figure out how to remove it, so.

[f1zzlest1ckzz]

me & my bf played animal crossing again

[saint-miroir]

Been rewatching Daria, and I just wanted to let you know these two have the same English voice actor.

I don’t know why it’s so amusing to me, but it is.

[iliveforyouilongforyouvesuvia]

Me while writing today's headcanons:

*thinks to self* Muriel would absolutely give a sad child a wildflower to cheer them up

*uninvited memory of Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy doing the same thing*

Me: Muriel is Groot

*brainrot activates* oh no, that means Asra is Rocket. And he would absolutely ask for someone's leg for no reason while sneaking out of the world's most effective prison XD

Nadia and Gamora crossover = goddess squared *brainrot momentarily shuts down from exposure to sheer competence*

*reboots* Lucio and Julian are both convinced that they are Peter Quill. Julian because he has the roguish charm, and Lucio because he has the mommy issues. Peter Quill just wants to know where they got those capes/coats, they look kind of cool (though he'd never admit it)

Portia doesn't relate with anyone that much, but she has a soft spot for Drax. Drax appreciates this and would happily make her his honorary daughter

[mandatorycommunistbrunchhour]

The tournament for Nappy (Round two)

[v-iv-rusty]

thinking about that one merchant in mohgwyn palace thats just sitting down there alone in the dark without a light

[cozymochi]

Listen hear me out…

Malleus in 9 👀

Cute! But I said no anons + for the sake of my sanity, just verifiable followers only and I cannot verify anons (and i dont abide by the honor system/ taking others word for it). 😩 so unless someone else eager pops in on your behalf I cannot take this.

[lunali-moon]

thoughts at 3 am

[mimicmew]