#silly prompts

[piratefishmama]

Multi-award winning band Corroded Coffin daring each other to play the "number neighbour" game one night while on a break from rehearsals. Each of them texting their number neighbour a silly 'hello you're my number neighbour, send a funny pic?' text.

There's a few replies, Gareth gets a dick pic that they spend, seemingly an eternity laughing at him for.

Jeff gets a picture from a care home taken by a staff member of everyone waving accompanied by a heartfelt thank you message about how her family hadn't visited this woman in weeks, and the surprise message had made her smile. He keeps messaging her after cause fuck this womans family shes his grandma now. The band sends her flowers once a week on a recurring plan with a local florist.

Frank the Freak gets a pic of a desk full of homework and books and a quick "finals!!!!!" A quick back and forth gets that poor student enough takeout to feed their whole dorm.

And Eddie. Eddie gets Steve. Steve, who'd been asleep when he texted, so Eddie wakes up to a pic of a very sleep rumpled golden retriever curled around an extremely sleep rumpled ragdoll cat captioned "sleeby" when Steve had woken up to the text and decided his (the cat) and Robins (the dog) pets deserved their time to shine.

He politely requests more pictures, and the shenanigans begin.

[noahsresources]

prompts for muses who are Little Shits™

for all the muses out there who like to mess with others!! mainly meant for platonic relationships, but can be used for romantic & antagonistic relationships as well! feel free to modify any pronouns, descriptor words, & objects for your needs!

FROM THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ how'd you like the fake spider in your room? ❞ ❝ hang on a second, i'm gonna record this — ❞ ❝ i took 20 bucks out of your bag last night. ❞ ❝ alright, that's it, time for the tickle monster treatment! ❞ ❝ oh, yeah? and what are you gonna do about it? ❞ ❝ i think i might have accidentally just hurt myself again. ❞ ❝ what makes you think you can possibly take me? ❞ ❝ outta the way, i was here first! ❞ ❝ sorry, i lost that a little while ago. ❞ ❝ hey, come on! it was just a prank! ❞ ❝ i'm seriously thinking about forcing that secret out of you. ❞ ❝ wait, did YOU say you wanted the last piece of pie in the fridge? 'cause i kinda just ate it ... ❞

actions. [ SING ] — sender starts singing raunchy lyrics around receiver [ WRESTLE ] — sender attempts to start play-fighting with receiver [ FINGER ] — sender flips receiver the bird [ LAUGH ] — sender tries to make receiver laugh [ LEAN ] — sender puts their full weight on receiver [ COLD ] — sender puts their cold fingers under receiver's shirt [ DRIVE ] — sender begins to drive very fast with receiver in the car with them [ FOOD ] — sender steals a bite of receiver's food when they're not looking [ BLANKET ] — sender pulls receiver's blanket off them while they're half-asleep [ PRANK ] — sender pulls a prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

FOR THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ hey, stop that! ❞ ❝ careful, i just got that new furniture. ❞ ❝ okay, okay, i'll do anything, just please stop tickling me ... ! ❞ ❝ god, you're such an asshole! ❞ ❝ i swear, if you do that one more time ... ❞ ❝ i didn't actually think it was that funny. ❞ ❝ aw, dammit, you broke it! ❞ ❝ you can't go 24 hours without having some kind of accident, huh? ❞ ❝ you just cheated! i watched you! ❞ ❝ if you even think about messing with me today, i will end you. ❞ ❝ are you drunk or something? because that was some of the weirdest shit i've ever heard. ❞ ❝ okay, i won't lie, that was actually pretty funny. ❞

actions. [ HEADLOCK ] — sender puts receiver in a headlock [ CHASE ] — sender chases receiver around in frustration [ RUN ] — sender runs from receiver to avoid being pranked/scared [ NUDGE ] — sender briskly nudges receiver in response to a snarky comment [ IGNORE ] — sender pretends to ignore receiver [ PULL ] — sender is dragged into pulling a prank with the sender [ CLEAN ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's mess [ WIPE ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's injuries after pulling a stunt that doesn't end well [ LEAVE ] — sender storms off in frustration after being messed with by receiver [ REVENGE ] — sender pulls a revenge prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

[skylersprompts]

DC x DP Prompt *5*

Hear me out guys:

Danny is part of the Justice League. He is 22 Years old, BUT his Phantom-form doesn't age.

So naturally everyone thinks he is 14, even though he says he is older. They just think he kept counting the years afterwards and would be 22 now.

For whatever reason it happens that Phantom and Shazam both have to transform back.

And Danny and Billy would just immediately do the spiderman meme, because they are the same but reverse!

[mybrainislostinagalaxyfarfaraway]

Anyone have experience in writing funny Star wars scenarios?

Because I've got some prompts for you!

•Someone sticks googly eyes on an entire battalion of clone troopers helmets and the moment they slip them on-seemingly unaware- the reader let's out a choked off sound when she sees the googly eyes on the clone Commander's helmet.

"What is it Ma'am?"

And she has to try her absolute darndest not to laugh, or give anything away; because she instinctively knows that otherwise she loses this bizarre game/trick that somebody is so obviously playing either on her or on all of them.

•The reader is normally usually very serious when it comes to her duties and missions and stuff, but she has one "fatal flaw"; it is extremely easy to make her laugh and once the clones figure that out, all of them try to pull all sorts of silly things in order to make her burst out laughing, especially during important meetings/briefings and no, not even the clone Captains or Commanders show her mercy because they think it's hilarious (and cute) and it breaks up the tension, putting them all at ease, of course the Jedi either find it funny and join in, or mildly amusing, or they are extremely unamused.

And sometimes the clones don't even have to do anything, sometimes when it's too quiet - she starts giggling- and then that'll get them all started. They all flirtily tease her about it and melt when she gets flustered.

That's all for now.💚

[sudsyv2]

I have so many silly prompts and only one small brain that can’t remember all of them so I’m writing them down ><! (if you like any feel free to use them !)

I’ll probably be adding to this list daily 😽

MISC:

1. Ghost and soap who have reincarnated so many times but somehow still meet each other in their new lives.

2. Soap and ghost on a swing, just swinging and chatting

3. Duke ghost and butler soap or reverse! Either way one’s trying not get them in trouble and the other doesn’t give a fuck if something happens, they’d literally go to war with the entire country if anyone opposes to their relationship

4. Siren soap!!!!

5. Ghost and his inability to say no to Soap

6. Gamer ghost (sorry this is just so funny) and rich boy soap who’s got an embarrassing crush on him

7. Tattoo artist soap and biker ghost

8. Big werewolf ghost and his somehow more feral human boyfriend soap!

9. Soulmates, red strings the whole deal

10. Ghost getting called big guy by soap (and liking it)

11. STREAMER GHOAP AU THINK ABOUT IT, IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

12. Finding out each others love language

13. Ghost is a rock collector he collects shiny rocks and when he finds one he really likes he shows soap

14. Painter soap

15. Soap doodling on ghosts arm

16. Soap learning to cook, just cause he’s bored

17. WRITE MORE OF THE PROMISE RING SHIT I GOTTA WRITE MORE OF IT

18. Ok so hear me out, a tiny creature (can be a baby monster thing or idk) imprints on both soap and ghost

19. Soap is good with kids

20. Photographer ghost but he doesn’t talk about it. Though one Christmas, soap got him an expensive camera and he was extremely happy about it

21. soap carry’s small bandaids with stickers on it all the time. You got a small cut? He’s got a hello kitty, Batman, any kind of bandaid you want he’s probably got

22. Tyrant ghost looking for a wife and then in comes knight soap looking to defeat tyrant ghost

23. Ghost has incredibly dumb theories and soap is the only one who listens to them

24. DINOSAURS!! THEY BOTH REALLY LIKE DINOSUARS AND THEY HAVE ARGUEMENTS ON THEIR FAVORITE DINOSAURS

25. Detective Ghost and an Arsonist on the run from the police Soap

26. Literal ghost! soap, like that bitch is haunting the base grounds, and lieutenant who goes by the name ghost

(Will add more)

FLUFF:

1. Soap looking at ghost with such a loving shine in his eyes, those damn puppy eyes staring at ghost like he had just given soap the world

2. Soap buying ghost flowers

3. Soap kissing all of ghosts scars

4. Them just laying together, cuddling, soap is rambling about something and ghost is listening intently sometimes even adding a “I see” in between to let soap know he’s listening

5. Soap would be the one to propose but wouldn’t be able to hide the fact he was going to propose, his excitement written all over his face

6. I know it’s probably not possible but imagine ghost being ticklish

7. Ghost, whenever they’re cuddling, likes to put his entire body weight on soap. And soap doesn’t even mind, playing with ghosts hair and rubbing his back.

8. Soap having to get on his tippy toes to kiss ghost and ghost leaning farther and farther back to see just how determined soap is to kiss him (very. Soap is very determined.)

9. Taking a shower together, nothing sexual happens it’s just them washing each other after a long day

10. SLOW DANCING, AND BOTH TAKE TURNS TAKING THE LEAD

11. Ghost kissing soaps hand

12. Ghost learning how to knit and knits soap a blanket that says “soap and ghost”

13. Bass guitarist ghost in a band who really wants to woo this super cute guy (soap ofc) that always shows up to their concerts, and gets his bandmates to help him write a song for said super cute guy (soap)

14. Soap can sing and sometimes ghost will just ask if soap can sing for him. When they’re both sleepy! And soap does, it’s usually always some type of silly lullaby. Works wonders for ghost though

15. Price telling ghost that his lover boy(soap) is here

16. Ghost gets a small scratch on his cheek and soap kisses it better, ghost not expecting the kiss is left frozen in place for a couple seconds while soap is just walking off cackling

17. The way they wake each other up. Ghost gently nudges soap awake but if he could stare at soaps sleeping face forever he would. Soap on the other hand, says ghosts name and kisses his face. Like a lot. But ghost is always up after the first kiss, he just likes to act asleep to get more kisses

18. Their first kiss. Not like their usual quick ones that leave them both wanting more, this one is soft and tender. Eerily gentle.

19. Soap seeing Ghosts genuine smile, it left him breathless as ghosts deep laugh ran through his entire body and made him shiver

20. Soaps and ghosts adopted cat son Phantom!!! Phantoms patterns on his face look like ghost so of course soap had to adopt him. Anyways cat dads ghoap

21. Aftercare (I’m the biggest slut for aftercare that shit is amazing)

(Will add more)

NSFW (there will be NO things like noncon or r/pe here unless it entails them finding a way to heal after it)

I don’t usually write smut so I’m sorry if these are bad 😭

1. Werewolf ghost goes into rut, human soap offers to help him through it

2. Power bottom soap who is extremely good at getting guys like ghost to be on their knees for him

3. Soap wearing lipstick and leaving big O lipstick stains on ghosts dick

4. Ghost in bed is extremely touchy, he needs to have soaps skin under his hands gloved or not.

5. Ghost pressing his hand on soaps stomach to feel the bump of his own cock in the other

6. Soap is under ghosts desk sucking him off

7. Soap cockwarming ghost while the other writes a report

8. Roleplay idk what they’re roleplaying just roleplay

9. Soap likes to moan loud to see how long it takes for ghost to push his head against a bed/wall just to shut him up

10. Soap loves it rough

11. Ghost lifting soap up to fuck him and soap is absolutely in shock and turned on

12. ghost is a big biter, soaps had to cover up way to many bites from him

13. Lmao monster fucker soap

14. Ghoap exploring their kinks!

15. My friend said virgin ghost and I was like ok sure, then he hit me with “experienced soap telling inexperienced ghost how he wants to be fucked” and I was like damn ok

16. Ghost is extremely weak to the way soap says his name, especially in bed. Hearing that breathless “Simon” mixed with soaps strained yeses and moans gets ghost hard (really fuckin hard lol)

(Will add more)

[demawrites]

ADVENTURES WITH A CLAMP: Emoji Smut Prompt Game

Brought to you by the question “when would I ever need an emoji of a clamp,” birthed in the forges of the DAFF Discord, this game challenges you to incorporate prompted emojis into a smutty scene. 

🗜️ 🥌 🇦🇶 💺 📼 📤 🎚️ 📐 🕰️ 💅 🚏

The Rules

You gotta use the emoji’s meaning as closely as possible. If it’s the flag of Antarctica, but the story doesn’t take place on Earth, a remote, very cold environment will do. If it’s a clamp, it’s a clamp. Yes, an orange clamp.

Go with God.

Casual – 1 Emoji Normal – 2 Emojis Hard – 3 Emojis Nightmare – 4 Emojis

[uchiha-7thsingularity]

1.) 70' show prompt dialogue

Escell: Son, What do you plan to do after you graduate?

Felix: I don't know. Drop out.

Escell: Job?

Felix: Dead end.

Escell: Relationship's?

Felix: None of your DAMN business.

Escell turns his attention to MC, Rime, and Scylla. 

Escell: What about you three? School? Job? Relationship's?

Rime, MC, and Scylla: Graduate and move out. Already started a resume.

Rime and MC: And felix is tolerable….most of the time.

Scylla: You'll be the last to know when I'm in a relationship. Fe is okay.

Escell: Florian feed these three. Felix get out.

2.) Pinterest prompt.

MC petting sage who lays on their lap purring softly. Tulsi walks in. Blinks slowly.

 Tulsi: Aren't you allergic to Cats?

MC petting sage slowly than before: Maybe. Possibly. 

3.) Tbbt dialogue prompt.

Felix and Mc reading on the couch. MC lays their head on his shoulder.

Felix to MC: This is nice sitting here with you. Like we're an old married couple.

MC: Would be nice if there was tea and crumpets.

Felix teases: A good apprentice would make a batch for the two of us to share.

MC rolls their eyes: A good teacher would do it themselves. Plus we ran out of ingredients.

Felix raises an eyebrow at MC: You would think an apprentice would be a dear and go out to buy more.

MC flipping a page: I want a divorce.

Felix: Fine. On your way to get the divorce papers…..be a dear and buy tea and stones.

4.) Pinterest prompt and HIMYM dialogue prompt.

Elowen staring at Tulsi intensely.

Tulsi staring at Elowen absentmindedly: What are we doing right now?

Elowen: Don't know what your doing. I'm trying to send a message to you via telepathic. 

Tulsi: Why?What message?

Elowen blinks.

Elowen slamming her fist on the table: Son of Gun! I was trying to tell you are exceptional. Before MC and the drunk idiot do it first.

Tulsi and Elwoen look over to Sage sleeping on MC' shoulder. MC smirks at them.

Sage wakes up suddenly: Thanks babe. Your ass is pretty too.

MC: Anytime, pumpkin. *scratches his ears*

Elowen slams head into background screaming. Tulsi still clueless.

5.) Pinterest prompt.

Azimuth and Saaros walk in silence.

More silence.

Triple silence.

Saaros sighing out loud: Okay! You win! I'll buy you a snack! Happy?

Azimuth: I do not want a SNACK. As Anisa and MC said before….I AM A LEGIT SNACK!

6.)Pinterest dialogue prompt.

MC to Scylla sipping wine: Scylla your clothes would look promising on Anisa floor.

Anisa shocked at MC: Are you flirting in my stead, MC?

MC to Scylla and Anisa: Technically, talking to both of you. 

7.) Just two idiots being themselves.

Rime and Felix arguing with each other.

MC: What's the problem?

Rime shouting: MC, Tell him I'm right!!

Felix boasters: No, I'm right. MC, I'm the one you should agree with!!

MC holding up a hand: Right about what, exactly?

Rime and Felix still, to look at each other.

The two chaotic boys: We forgot.

MC smacking their head: Why are you two like this everyday. 

[cakeinthevoid]

"You're not thinking straight," as a writing prompt.

Is it said jokingly in response to something? Seriously or exasperated? Is it said worriedly, holding someone upright? Is it said furiously in argument?

So many possibilities...

[mystoryprompts]

A child tells you something really dumb only for those words to save the world. What did the child say and how did it save the world?

[ducklingsdisaster-writes]

How does your OC react to hearing music they love in public?

See also:

Which of your OCs will sing or dance along to any song they like?

Which OC would rather be struck by lightning than be caught singing or dancing?

[damnea]

Sometimes I think about how annoying it must be to have to wait there while your engine roasts someone.

I bet the crews are in on the slights and make it a point to try and leave quickly though, just to get the last word in.

We've seen drivers humour their engine's antics so I guess they must enjoy watching them act silly sometimes.

But it must suck when something comes back to bite them, and it's probably even worse when their engine gets ridiculed or put in it's place.

"Don't worry boy, we'll get em back soon, just you wait and see."

The driver calmly stepped down out of his cab, and walked along the platform to sort the whole mess out.

There at the end of the platform, a crew member was just ideally chatting to a passenger.

When suddenly, with a loud crack, the driver slapped the man on the back of the head. Knocking them to the floor.

"Leave James alone."

Once again, peace was restored.

Unfortunately it wasn't the right guy, but his heart was in the right place.

[noahsresources]

laughter prompts!

sometimes our muses need a good laugh, so have some prompts regarding one muse making the other laugh, hearing their laugh for the first time, or just having fun together!

❝ hey, don't laugh at me! ❞ ❝ i don't think i've ever seen you laugh. ❞ ❝ ... whoah. sorry, i'm just absorbing the shock of actually getting to hear you laugh. ❞ ❝ did you just snort?! ❞ ❝ how did i not know you were so ticklish? ❞ ❝ you can't possibly have thought that was funny. ❞ ❝ his/her/their laughter's contagious, i can't help it ... ! ❞ ❝ your laugh is so cute! ❞ ❝ sorry, i couldn't help it, i just love hearing you laugh! ❞ ❝ god, that was so funny i almost peed. ❞ ❝ what are you laughing at? ❞ ❝ you're laughing, so you must have thought that was funny. ❞ ❝ you've got the giggles! ❞ ❝ you haven't laughed like that in a while. ❞ ❝ i don't laugh easily, so good luck. ❞ ❝ one of these days, i'm gonna find what makes you laugh the most and mercilessly torture you with it. ❞ ❝ you always know how to make me laugh. ❞ ❝ stop tickling me! ❞ ❝ try going the next two minutes without laughing. ❞ ❝ you don't smile enough. you need to laugh more. ❞ ❝ i'm laughing because you're laughing! ❞

[onedoodleaday]

Today’s prompt is: An animal with wheels

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[reining-disaster]

[Silly Open RP Starter]

Rein cocked his head to one side, "You have the hiccups." He stated, "Oh! One time, an old man told me that we evolved from fish and that's why we get hiccups. So now I just tell myself I'm not a fish and they stop!" Rein boasted.

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Silly drunk dialogue

Can also be under the influence of other stuff.

"Oh, look at the stars! Ursa Major… so beautiful!" "We're inside. Those are just ceiling lights."

"Please don't leave me!" "I'm just going to the toilette." "Can I come with you?"

"My arm is floppy. I'm like a puppet."

"Can you be my girlfriend?" "I already am." "Oh, lucky me!"

"Let’s go play baseball!" "Your shoulder is dislocated, maybe not right now."

"You look almost as pretty as this moon." "That's a street lamp." "And you're almost as pretty."

"Have you ever thought about penguins? I think we should think more about penguins."

"You have a stupid face and it's my favourite one to stare at."

"I will definitely remember this tomorrow! How could I ever forget?" *doesn't remember anything in the morning*

"Oh, I think we haven't met before." "We have been in a relationship for five years now."

"You should go, otherwise I'm doing something stupid. Like kissing you or falling asleep on the bathroom floor."

"Let's get you home." "Oh, mine or yours?" "Ours." "Oh, wow!"

"I'm totally, absolutely, not at all drunk at all. Like... at all."

"Why are you all laughing? That is not very nice. I haven't even told my joke yet."

"How many drinks did you have?" "Yes, yes I am."

"You are too beautiful for me." *starts crying*

"Why are you undressing?" "Because it's hot! And I'm hot!"

*starts singing a remix of all their favourite songs*

*then starts crying, because their own voice is too beautiful*