#someone write this fic for me

[tinybro]

ok because @agentsnickers enabled me, jason growing up in camp halfblood:

Thalia doesn't wait for things to get irreparably bad at home. She runs away and brings lil two year old Jason with her, because a kid trying to take care of a toddler on the streets is still somehow a better situation than their home life was. And it definitely gets easier once she falls in with Luke and Annabeth. Luke treats Jason like a little brother and Annabeth is close enough in age to him that they can keep each other occupied while the older kids are dealing with the actual survival shit. And since Jason is a little younger than Annabeth, it means she isn't the baby of the group so that's fun too.

And when Thalia "dies" and gets turned into a tree, her baby brother is left in the care of Camp Halfblood as a full timer along with Annabeth. And he's immediately in the spotlight, even as a toddler – the only known child of one of the Big Three with Thalia gone, so of course he's gotta be the one from the prophecy. But despite that, he's still basically Luke and Annabeth's adopted little brother, and a lot of people end up picking that attitude up from them. It leaves Jason growing up in this weird position as everyone's baby brother at the same time as the son of the king of the gods and future hero. Everyone expects so much from him even as they baby him endlessly, even as they get older and he's not always the youngest kid at camp anymore.

So Jason's never gotten to go on a quest before. And then Percy shows up at camp when Jason's like ten years old, and suddenly Jason's not the only Big Three kid anymore. Not only that, but Percy's older than him, so he's way more likely to be the prophecy kid. It takes some of the pressure off of Jason, and he'd always been quietly frustrated by those expectations so he doesn't mind getting shifted to the backseat some. Luke's betrayal stings way more. That's two older siblings he's lost now. Jason and Annabeth lean on each other a bit through it, but Annabeth isn't the emotional type, and her time is taken up more and more by Percy, the two of them off on one quest or another while Jason's always left behind.

But at least he gets Thalia back after that. They've closed the age gap between them by a few years, but he's still shorter than her and he was still a toddler last she remembered, so it's all to easy to baby him relentlessly.

And not long after that, the di Angelo siblings get brought to camp. Annabeth's just been captured and Thalia's leaving on that whole quest and of course Jason's left behind as always, but this time he's entirely without any of the people he's closest to. He's friendly with everyone in camp, sure, but none as close as the ones he first came to camp with. And while he's floundering, he's this new kid, eager for attention and clearly hurt by being left behind by his older sister suddenly joining the Hunters and leaving on a quest.

And Jason gets that feeling of being left behind and missing his sister all too well. So Jason latches onto Nico immediately. Or maybe Nico latches onto him, and Jason just welcomes it where most of the older campers are a little exhausted by the nerd babble.

The first night after the girls (and Percy) left on their quest, Jason's feeling Thalia's absence in the Zeus cabin pretty keenly, so he sneaks out to go sit by her pine tree like he used to before her revival. And on his way he finds Nico, who'd also snuck out of the Hermes cabin because he was missing Bianca and the Hermes cabin is so crowded and he didn't want any of them to catch him crying. And it's embarrassing to get caught by Jason, but Jason immediately opens up to him about the years Thalia was gone, how sometimes while growing up he was so angry at Zeus for failing to save her, for claiming Jason as his son but never actually meeting him, how many times he'd been left behind, how quickly all the heavy expectations on him had shifted to Percy and how that was simultaneously a relief and a frustration because he'd never wanted it but it still stung to be so easily replaced.

Nico ends up crashing in the much quieter Zeus cabin that night. He's a bit too intimidated by Thalia to touch her bunk without permission, but Jason's happy to share his, and it's still less suffocating than the Hermes cabin.

Jason and Nico are pretty inseparable after that. At least, they are for that short bit of time until everyone gets back from the quest minus Bianca. And then suddenly Nico's vanished after his confrontation with Percy, and that's the last straw for Jason. He stops waiting for someone to give him permission or an official quest. He puts together some supplies and sneaks out of camp to search for Nico on his own.

[teruel-a-witch]

mcdanno + How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

Steve Mcgarrett is a betting man and he loves a challenge. He wagers that he can make any guy fall in love with him in 10 days to win a marketing contract with a prominent gay media mogul to show that's he's an expert in what men who love men want. Danny Williams' disastrous love life made him an expert at driving people away, so he thought he might as well capitalize on it by writing an article on Dealbreakers in a New Relationship. Both men are determined to win and have no idea they just met their match. What happens when love gets in the mix? Will they throw the game for a chance at something real?

[littlelightfish]

This... this is a whole different kind of psychic damage here. When nightmares got Marcille, we get to knew that her's biggest fear is outliving her friends. This isn't even canon probably, but look at this. This isn't a "I don't want my friends to die" kind of dream. This is a "I'm terrified of loosing my daughters, of something killing them, and being incapable of stopping it" kind of dream. It's so simple yet it explains perfectly the whole of chilchucks character. He loves, he cares, deeply. But he, or doesn't acknowledges, or doesn't know what to do with that knowledge.

Besides that. Someone had to wake him up after this. Imagine the devastation in this man after he wakes up. He just saw his three little babys murdered corpses (or maybe he saw them die, wich isn't better). He would possibly not talk about it, and that would worry the hell out of the party, because we'll, they see him all down and only one of them knows what he saw. Imagine being the one to pull him from that nightmare. Seeing this man, usually so composed, fuking staring with tears and terror in his eyes to the composes of what you can only assume are his daughters. It would be heartwrenching.

Idk, I love this man so much...

[redmyeyes]

USA men's gymnastics team (Asher Hong, Paul Juda, Brody Malone, Stephen Nedoroscik, Frederick Richard), celebrating Nedoroscik's pommel horse routine, which clinches them the Bronze.

[skeptical-saniwa]

“Well, hello there.”

This was for celebrating 3K on insta! :D

[stoopidstapler]

SO IVE BEEN GOIN INSANE SINCE THIS TRAILER DROPPED. JUST. SIMON. SIMON. SIMON.

[diamondzart]

Two goofy ahh muppets cuddling

[arttsuka]

Au where this happens instead of the portal incident

Edit: someone did write a fic about it. Wow. Click here

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[somnimagus]

My page for @sheikahzine; about Impaz's duty to her village, empty of people and full of memories.

[id in alt text]

[zinnie-zoloft]

Charles is absolutely that guy on Reddit who was worried he was being homophobic towards his roommate only to discover it was actually just jealousy

[cryptid-cave]

Currently thinking about a reader who, while having a full-time job and playing the part of a “real adult” pretty well for the most part, is still kind of lost and pathetic. It feels less like they’re living and more like they’re surviving, getting by on their own with just a cat for company.

Enter John Price, who’s currently on medical leave and just itching for a project. Maybe reader works at a store near his home that he shops at almost every other day, or works at the library where he goes when he needs to get out of the house. Either way, he spots this pretty little thing who clearly needs some love and guidance, preferably from a strong, gentle hand - and who better to do that than him?

Anyways, save me bossy and demanding Price with a savior complex, save me

[starcurtain]

Sometimes, I think about how much Alhaitham's entire adult life has been shaped by Kaveh and I just... have to sit down for a second.

Kaveh was Alhaitham's first, and, as far as we've been told, only friend until recently. At the very least, Kaveh was likely his only close friend throughout Alhaitham's entire schooling years, from teens into adulthood.

Alhaitham lives in the house he received for his work with Kaveh. The house Alhaitham lives in wouldn't even exist without Kaveh.

Alhaitham's ideology and behavior have been shaped by his diametric opposition to Kaveh's perspectives. He acts and thinks the way he does in part because of how their debating over years shaped how Alhaitham sees the world.

He's become an active part of a friend group almost entirely because of Kaveh. Alhaitham's story quest says that he didn't become particularly friendly with the rest of Sumeru's saviors even after they saved the archon, but now we see him hanging out with Cyno and Tighnari all the time because Kaveh was friends with them first and eased the way.

He even drinks a particular brand of coffee because he and Kaveh picked it together.

If you removed all trace of Kaveh from Alhaitham's life, virtually nothing would be the same. He wouldn't live where he does now. His house wouldn't look like it does inside at all. He very likely wouldn't have a single close friend. His ideology would probably be significantly more pragmatic and cold. Literally the only thing in Alhaitham's current life that hasn't been shaped in some way by Kaveh is Alhaitham's job. Which is... probably why work is Alhaitham's least favorite aspect of life.

Meanwhile, Kaveh is honest to archons over here wondering "What does Alhaitham even think about me?"

I don't know, buddy, probably that you're his whole world?

[zephyrchama]

OM! Angels seem to have similar natural abilities to demons. Even if the source of their power is different, they're still far above humans in terms of innate abilities.

Basically, MC could be frolicking in a field and playing around with Luke outdoors when he approaches with a handmade flower crown. Freshly picked. Luke himself is wearing a prototype crown of the same variety.

Luke innocently places the gift on MC's head. Within minutes the unsuspecting human breaks out in massive itchy hives. They both panic, Luke reacts by flinging the crown out towards a random part of the field and blowing on MC's head to make the hives stop. Turns out those pretty flowers are toxic to most mortal beings! Who knew!

MC can still keep the crown behind glass and admire it. Luke may feel incredibly guilty though. From then on, he refuses to give MC anything new unless it passes Solomon's safety check first.

[oldmanffucker]

[lovealwayssay]

I would pay an ungodly amount of money for a Supernatural finale where Dean rescues Cas from the Empty and tells him he loves him too, Eileen comes back to be with Sam, and Jack chooses to live with the four of them in the bunker as a happy family.

[plistommy]

Steve takes Eddie’s virginity by riding the older boy after a long session of smoking and drinking inside the metalheads cramped van.

He’d praise Eddie on how good he’s making him feel, how big his dick is and how he’s so pretty under him that it makes Eddie moan loudly, strong hands roaming and squeezing the fat of Steve’s ass as he begs to fuck Steve harder.

”I need to fuck you, Steve- please, sweetheart-”

Steve would kiss him, sloppy and wet as he whines into Eddie’s mouth when the dick inside him hits just right.

When he pulls back, breathless, he picks up the pace and finally lets Eddie buck up to meet his thrusts.

Eddie would just look up at Steve, brown eyes wide and realize he’s so in love with the gorgeous boy on top of him and he never wants to let go. Never.