#somethings up

[luna-mermaid]

It’s not the same.

[allastoredeer]

Chaggies Totally Legitimate Dating 101 Crash Course - Chapter 3, Snippet #2

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“A good meal and a quiet night.” Alastor relaxes against the arm-chair, sighing in deep content. “Ah there’s nothing like a good, bloody steak and my dear Ella to wind down after a long day.”

“Ella?” Vaggie says, tilting her head curiously. “Ella who?”

“Oh! Is she another one of your Earth friends?” Charlie asks, wide-eyed and awe-struck, likely jumping at the idea of meeting another member of his tight-knit inner circle. Mimzy hadn’t made the best impression, but Charlie had adored Rosie.

“No, she’s a singer,” Lucifer says just as Alastor opens his mouth to answer, dragging his finger along the armrest of the couch with his cheek in his hand. His finger stops and his eyes widen as Charlie and Vaggie look at him in surprise. “I - I mean, she’s a singer, right? Alastor? She sounds like a singer. You know, Lady Ella. Lady Ella,” he spreads his hands in the air as if displaying her name in bright lights, “That’s - that’s a good stage name. Very sophisticated, if you ask me. Very sophisticated.”

Alastor grips his cane and squints at him. Shut. Up, he wants to snap. You’re making it worse.

And get Ella’s name out of your mouth, he adds as an after thought

Lucifer hasn’t brought up when he stumbled on him in the kitchen the other night, and Alastor definitely hasn’t brought it up with him either. No one in the hotel knows about his late night cooking. Not before he moved into the old hotel, not in the six months that he lived in the old hotel, and he has no intention of letting them in on it in this new hotel. Lucifer is an unexpected exception, nothing more, and Alastor would prefer to keep it that way.

“Ah, yes, so you’ve heard of her,” he says brightly, going along with Lucifer’s haphazard save. “A man of good taste. Ella Fitzgerald, the Queen of Jazz,” he throws up his hands with flourish. “First Lady of Song and everything a vocalist should strive to be.”

“Oh, you’ve got another thing in common,” Charlie beams, holding her cards close to her chest. “Where’d you hear about her dad? I don’t think I’ve ever heard you listen to jazz.”

“Oh, I, uh…I dabbled in jazz,” says Lucifer, waving it off with a short, tight laugh that cracks. “You know, I mean, gotta listen to something, right? Or you get all lost in your own thoughts, haha, bleh,” he wiggles his fingers at is head, “you know. Don’t - don’t like that. Ha ha. Voices.”

“I do play Ella’s song often,” Alastor tacks on quickly, “and anyone worth their salt would know her. I’m sure he overheard the other day while I was in the library.”

“Yep, that,” Lucifer finger-guns at him, “that is it. I overheard it. The other night. Uh, day. The other day. Yes.” He clasps his hands and leans back with a charming smile. “That’s what happened.”

“Okaaaaay,” Vaggie says, looking between them. “Well, it’s nice to see you’ve got some things in common. So, uh...next question?”

“Yep,” Lucifer turns his finger-guns on her this time. “Yep, yep, yep. Yepper depper. Let’s do it.”

“I could talk about Ella all day,” Alastor agrees, flapping his hand back and forth with a laugh, “It’s probably best that we move on before I really get going.”

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Enjoy another snippet of what's to come in chapter 3!

Alastor and Lucifer trying to cover up their meeting in "De-Lovely" like:

[thashining]

patiently....

[legbird]

Am i really late in discovering that Sedna, the ocean goddess that turned Tragic Mick into a human, is from Inuit Mythology????? There’s definitely something here. Igloos are a part of Inuit culture. Sedna is an Inuit goddess. SOMETHING SOMETHING ????….

[tetotrinsky2006]

what i find odd about everything thats happened to me in the chip fandom is that recently, it kinda feels like the emotions associated with what happened 2 years ago aren't mine anymore. like. they're there, but its like im a whole different person and i cant emphasise with that experience, let alone that... person (closest word i could find to describe this shit) anymore??? i remember the emotions clearly but yknow

maybe ive just been so stressed and disconnected from everything. idk

[spooky-salesman]

Im not a marine biologist but it seems to me something fishy is going on here.

[grossillygirl]

i feel like my bf hates my guts but this is based off basically nothing. it is based off the fact that when we facetimed he didnt immediately fall to his knees and declare how strikingly gorgeous i am even though i am well aware that i am average looking 🧍🏽‍♀️ WHERES FHE DRAMATIC LOVE. THE CRINGY LOUD SILLY LOVE DROWN ME IN IT RIGHT NKW

[lovetilltheam]

Not to alarm anyone but ot5 reunion might come earlier than we think

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[pkaykim]

Valentines gift for my girlfriend

Please don’t repost on other platforms!

[chiisana-lion]

[goldensunset]

if someone is talking about how much they love their parents do not jump in and start venting about your issues with your parents. if someone is venting about their issues with their parents do not jump in and start talking about how much you love your parents. peace and love amen swag city

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[icewindandboringhorror]

(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

[werethropy]

"The nonbinary afab who goes by she/her, dresses femininely, and uses a push-up bra when I—" when you what? What's wrong with her?

Is she not nonbinary enough for you? Is the way she experiences her queerness and how she presents not perfect enough for you? Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny, right? So why is she the exception? Why does she have to hate herself to appeal to your standards? Why is she any less trans—any less worthy of respect—cause it's "not visible"? Queer solidarity my ass. Don't spout this bullshit on Pride, man.

[eddiegayass]

We're on track for an all timer of a day on twitter dot com