#source: @incorrect-league-of-villains

[star-trek-shallot]

Sulu: Makin' my way downtown

Sulu: Walkin' fast

Sulu: Walkin' a little bit slower so my steps match up with Pavel's because he's short

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: So what are we going to do this summer, Mother?

Talia: The same thing we do every summer, habibi.

Damian: Try to take over the world?

Bruce: Yeah that settles it, you two are not allowed to be left alone together.

[writersmorgue]

Thanks anon!!!

[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Taco Truck owner: Hey! Aren’t you Shigaraki?

Shigaraki: Are you a hero?

Taco Truck Owner: No.

Shigaraki: Yeah I’m Shigaraki.

[primuswarrior]

Everyone: *trying to hold down a sick Shigaraki while Kurogiri tries to shove a spoon full of medicine in his mouth*

Spinner: How can he be so sick but still so strong?!

Twice: Like the economy!

[silversynaesthesia]

Shigaraki: What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?

Toga: Knife to the throat?

Twice: Gun to the head?

Compress: Poison in his cup?

Spinner: You're all horrible.

Dabi: *rolls eyes*

[theotherhalfoftheshell]

Hawks: I think I had a bad childhood.

Dabi: yeah I know.

Hawks: what do you mean you know?

Dabi: people who had good childhoods don't suck dick like that.

[paper-gold-theories]

[After a team-up #2] - Getting the digits

[The other heroes and police show up to the scene]

Flug: Looks like you guys can handle the rest. I've got work back in the manor. You've got my new number, right?

GoldHeart, smirks: I think so...

---

(GoldHeart had Flug's old number, even before they became Arch-Nemesis, but after Flug crashed his plane into Black Hat Manor and worked for Black Hat, his phone was destroyed and he had to get a new one. Much to GoldHeart's frustration.

Flug hopes he won't regreat giving GoldHeart his new number for emergencies (like emerncy team ups today) and hero-villain business only.

Meanwhile GoldHeart was estatic to finally get his Arch-Nemesis's number back and definitely was not thinking of calling Flug for a booty call and dates, convincing him to redeem himself so that can get married or something like that afterwards even more than the last time he had his number 👀)

[Part 1]

[january-embers]

Twice: I did something bad and I need advice, but I don’t want any judgement or criticism

Dabi: … and you came to me?

[incorrectmarketofmonstersquotes]

Mirella: You got a plan?  Nita: Yeah, try to stay alive.  Mirella: You got a good plan? 

[poppy5991]

Dabi: Remember when you told me not to burn down the hideout?

Shigaraki: You burned down the hideout?

Dabi: No. I put out the fire almost immediately.

Dabi: This is a success story.

[star-trek-shallot]

Spock, after kicking scientific ass on a mission: Piece of cake.

Kirk: Wait, that was easy for you?

Spock: No, not at all.

Spock: I demand a piece of cake for my troubles.

[incorrectbatfam]

[after Jason returns from the League of Assassins]

Damian: Did you lose your job because of me?

Jason: Nah, the manager’s a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.

Damian, quietly: I knew it.

[writersmorgue]

yea 💅🫶

ty anon!!

[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Dabi: This is a hard escape room.

Fuyumi: This is a family dinner.

[primuswarrior]

The League: *all incredibly exhausted and injured after a battle*

All For One: And so you must climb to the top, taking control so that no one shall ever oppose you or your--!

Kurogiri: Sensei, could you please just shut the [BLEEP] up? I can't stand listening to any more of this [BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!] for one more second.

Everyone: *all staring, jaws dropped*

Kurogiri: ...

Kurogiri: Why is everyone staring at me? Did something just happen?

Kurogiri: ...I think I blacked out.