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Tiger Claw: In my world, it’s kill or be killed. Mikey: So dark. Are you sure you’re not from the DC universe?
#incorrect tmnt quotes#source: deadpool 2#tmnt 2012#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#michelangelo#tiger claw
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Closet brony Ace Markey?
(Also, Whit and Eden are both Pinkie Pie-coded. I said it.)
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North: I don't know how to thank you, but I do know how to hug you.
Bunnymund: No.
North: [gets closer to Bunny] Yes. Here we go. Bring it in.
[North hugging Bunny]
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Jayce: What in the fuck-knuckles is this?
Caitlyn, holding hands with Vi: She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit.
Jayce: Whoa! Pump the hate breaks, fox and friends. I'm just surprised anyone would date you. Especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony.
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You know what "fine" stands for? Fucked up, insecure, needy, and emotional.
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Megumi: Gojo, Yuji. Yuji, Gojo.
Yuji: [Beams and waves]
Gojo: What in the fuck knuckles is this?
Megumi: He's my boyfriend, you intolerant shit.
Gojo: Whoa! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends. I'm just surprised anyone would date you. Especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony.
Yuji: I like this guy.
Megumi: *Sarcastically* Give him a chance. It's great seeing you like this.
Gojo: Yeah.
Yuji: Bye, Gojo.
#incorrect quotes#jjk incorrect quotes#gojo satoru#megumi fushiguro#yuji itadori#itafushi#source: deadpool 2
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But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible.
Kord when he’s done with Pronto
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Joey: What in the fucknuckles is this?
Shelby: She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit.
Joey: Whoa! Pump the hate breaks, fox and friends. I'm just surprised anyone would date you. Especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony.
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Hangman: What in the fuck knuckles is this
Matrix: they’re my partners you intolerant shit
Hangman: Whoa pump the hate brakes Fox and Friends. I’m just surprised anyone would date you, especially Pinky Pie from My Little Pony.
Phoenix/Bob: I like this guy
(Incorrect quotes from my fic)
@snonkerdoodlefizzy221b you’re gonna love this
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Dib: I'm retrieving something from my utility bag. Gaz: It's a goddamn fanny pack and you know it.
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Joxer: I could be of great use.
Xena: What's your superpower?
Joxer: Courage.
Xena: That's adorable.
#incorrect xena quotes#incorrect quotes#xena warrior princess#xena: warrior princess#xena#joxer#joxer the mighty#source: deadpool 2
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Renet: I'm from the future. Casey: So if you're from the future, I have a few questions: Is dubstep still a thing? And which Sharknado are we on?
#incorrect tmnt quotes#source: Deadpool 2#tmnt 2012#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#renet tilley#casey jones
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Kokichi: Say "fuck" for me. Just once. Come on, we'll do it together. It's no big deal. Here we go, one, two, three… fu… fu… Gonta: Fuck. Kokichi: Wow. Enjoy Hell, swamp mouth.
Source: Deadpool 2 (2018)
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Listen to the pain. It's both history teacher and fortune teller. Pain teaches us who we are. Sometimes it's so bad we feel like we're dying, but we can't really live until we die a little, can we?
Pitch Black
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Stiles: We have rules. You are not judge, jury or executioner. Peter: Fuck your rules! I fight for what's right, and sometimes you gotta fight dirty.
#teen wolf#steter#mieczysław stiles stilinski#stiles stilinski#dylan o'brien#dylan obrien#peter hale#ian bohen#source: deadpool 2
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Daggett: I'm retrieving something from my utility bag. Norbert: It's a goddamn fanny pack and you know it.
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