#source: moon knight

[tf2incorrectquotes]

RED!Heavy and BLU!Medic's first real interaction during the Gray Wars:

RED!Heavy: *barely standing, surrounded by an army of robots, his allies dead*

RED!Heavy: *prepares himself for the worst but finds himself surrounded by a shield of blue light*

BLU!Medic: *holy music plays from nowhere as he leaps down from the balcony*

RED!Heavy: *watches slack-jawed as their human allies are brought back from death*

BLU!Medic: *hasn't slept in over a week in order to make this breakthrough, his everything hurts and he frequently sees the Hatman*

RED!Heavy: *without thinking* Are you an angel?

BLU!Medic: Yeah, sure, whatever... you got any ketamine?

[incorrectrotgquotes]

When the plan goes wrong:

Bunnymund: I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.

Tooth: Look at me. You're not gonna die.

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Oh, Maker. I'm going to die in an evil scientist's mountain.

Crosshair when he’s trapped on Tantiss

[superiorsturgeon]

Salem: I heard some guy named “Taiyang Xiao Long” was seeking revenge on me for killing his wife or something, so I sent Tyrian to deal with him.

Salem: They…punched each other in the face…in concert…neither one attempting to dodge or block a single blow…

Salem: This went on for fourteen hours.

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

Oh, the idiot’s in control.

Trixie when Eli is leading the mission

[interwebois]

3/30/2025 3 Year Anniversary 🥳 😆 of The Goldfish Problem 🐠 GIF For You 🤗

And It’s on a Sunday. So “Steak Time!” 🥩

[insanetwocubes]

(Inspired by @erinptah's new fic)

~Four

[soulreader05]

Sheba(Moon Knight’s Daughter) : “Are we in trouble?”

Marc Spector : “Take a guess.”

Hiba(Moonknight’s Daughter) : “…No?”

Steven Grant : “Take another guess.”

[moonknightblog]

That makes a lot of sense actually…

[katyspersonal]

[hannah-the-red-head]

Fly me to the Moon Memes Pt.3

(Y/N): I have to find my darling Steven, I'm so worried about him!

Bucky: Seriously, what do you see in that guy?

(Y/N): He makes me laugh.

[knightscanfeeltoo]

That Awkward Moment when Gwyndolin and Oscar are gonna share the Same Hotel as Artorias and Ciaran for a Holiday...

(I could have put Ornstein and the God of War from Dark Souls but there is still NO Nameless King Model in the SFM Workshop...)

[incorrectrotgquotes]

Did he just throw a snowball?

the Nightmares after Jack Frost suddenly throws a snowball at Pitch’s face

[purple--queen]

*after fighting aliens*

Bucky: You know, honey? If anything were ever happen to me, I would want you to get remarried.

Clint: Okay

Bucky: Mhh. This was a little fast.

Clint: Oh no i just wanna make you happy

Bucky: Okay. Any Idea who you would marry-

Clint: Moon Knight probably. We worked once togheter. He is very organized. The Kids love him.

Kate: Are you guys talking about Moon Knight?

Clint: Yeah

Kate: Bucky, he is awesome.

Clint: But just so you know, if something were to happen to me, I wanna-

Bucky: Something's gonna happen to you, all right.

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Greer: *stops kissing marc* what do you think you’re doing?

Marc: what do you mean?

Greer: i mean, with your hands!

Marc: …they’re on your waist!

Greer: i know! what am i, a nun? put them somewhere useful

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

The darkness. Sometimes it hides in our hearts.

Shanai