TKRB Incorrect Quotes: Osafune Tachis Special
Jikkyuu: When was the last time you cried?
Fuku: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??
Jikkyuu: really? That recent?
Fuku: Yeah *voice crack* is that an issue? *starts crying again*
Fuku to Shoku: You should get a girlfriend.
Jikkyuu: Or boyfriend, he's bi.
Jikkyuu: Fuku, I'm sad.
Fuku: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Daihannya: Azuki, I'm sad.
Azuki: We're all sad Daihannya.
Fuku: Shoku, if you feel sad too you could always come to oniichan—
Shoku: No.
Fuku: Why are you on the floor?
Jikkyuu: I'm depressed.
Fuku: *Lies down on the floor next to Jikkyuu* Damn, me too.
Azuki: You often use sarcasm to deflect trauma.
Daihannya: Thank you.
Azuki: I didn't say that was a good thing.
Daihannya: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.
Daihannya: I made tea.
Azuki: I don’t want tea.
Daihannya: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Azuki: Then why are you telling me?
Daihannya: It is a conversation starter.
Azuki: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Daihannya: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
Saniwa to the Osafune tachis: Your problem won't go away if you kept drowning yourselves in your own hobbies.
Koryuu: Shut up aruji! We can at least try!
Fuku: Since I’m leaving for a while, I’ve left you all a complimentary bowl of advice.
Shoku, pulling a note out the bowl: This just says ‘Jikkyuu don’t touch that’.
Koryuu: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Daihannya: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Azuki: OH MY GOD! IT'S JUST A COOKIE!
Koryuu: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Daihannya: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Azuki: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Jikkyuu: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Shoku, already getting a migraine: Okay, that one is a little-
Fuku, interested: No, no, Jikkyuu, keep going.
Azuki: Remember what I told you.
Daihannya: Don’t be a cunt.
Jikkyuu: Hello, I'm Jikkyuu Mitsutada. I just appeared in this Citadel. Here to help. Look, the Saniwa gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful. Since I have amnesia.
Daihannya: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
*The Osafune tachis are digging Osaka Castle*
Jikkyuu: Maybe the true treasure was the familial bond we made along the way.
Daihannya: I hope not, because I can’t spend familial bond on new clothes.
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shout out to people who's family isnt entirely bad or entirely good, but something in between and you dont know how to feel about them. you feel angry but you also feel guilty, because you know they genuinely love and care about you, but sometimes they show it in a way you know its not okay. your feelings are valid, your anger and sadness and grief are valid, and you dont have to prove this to no one. bigger shout out to those with memory issues who know something isnt right but can't recall all of the bad events, only the feelings, which only increases the guilt.
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