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fractoluminescence · 18 days ago
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WAIT NO THERE ARE EUROPEANS THAT ARE ANTI-SCREENS?? STOP IT GUYS YOU'RE GIVING US A BAD REP 😭😭😭
I continue to run into people that are confused as to why Americans have screens on our windows and it’s really quite simple.
Bugs
Diseases carried by bugs
Other assorted wildlife such as dogs and teenagers
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago
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Expertise can't help you here.
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ideas-ideasideasideas · 9 months ago
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Batman gives each of his Robins a different code to use when they’re in trouble and need immediate extraction. He promises that when they call, he’ll drop everything just to get to them, come hell or high water.
Jason, during his time with the League, shares his code with Damian, to be used “only in the direst of circumstances, when you have exhausted all other options.” He doesn’t know if Bruce will answer, given how fractured their relationship was before he died, but it is better than nothing. Every tool counts when they live such dangerous lives.
Damian uses it exactly once, and Bruce, who still feels the loss of his son like a yawning chasm in his chest, responds to it even though he knows it can’t be Jason because Jason’s dead. What he finds, instead of Jason, is a boy in League garbs, drenched in blood from the tips of his midnight-black hair to his too-small feet, with a face that Bruce sees himself and Talia in, requesting asylum from a grandfather who wishes to possess his body. Bruce doesn’t question how this boy who is so clearly his son knew the code. Talia al Ghul is resourceful and places family above all; the code is not beyond her abilities to discover, and she is not above using Bruce’s desperate love for his dead son to ensure that hers does not meet the same fate.
Bruce takes Damian in, because of course he does, and since Jason is dead he allows Damian to keep using the code. After all, it’s not like Jason is alive to use it, right? If someone uses the code, there’s no one it could be but Damian, right?
The next time the code is used, Bruce traces the location to Gotham even though Damian was supposed to be in Bludhaven visiting Dick. But whatever happened that resulted in Damian being in Gotham can wait, because he has already failed one son and he will not fail another, his son is in trouble and he needs to get to him, he needs to—
What he finds, instead of Damian, is a boy (just eighteen, too young, but also too old, but also he will always be a boy to him) in League garbs, drenched in blood from the tips of his midnight-black hair to his too-large feet (when had he gotten so big), wearing the face of his dead son.
(Who, maybe, just maybe, may no longer be so dead.)
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prlssprfctn · 5 months ago
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I actually need some fanfic, where Bruce and Jason are in the middle of some argument, and a casual (and a well-practiced with Dick before) sentence leaves his mouth, something along the lines "How old do you think you are?!", meaning that he is acting childishly. And because Jason is irritated, and his tongue runs loose in his anger, he screams back that he is nineteen, and Bruce just freezes, because... Oh. Jason is nineteen. He is a fucking kid - his kid - that lost years of his teenhood, and was forced back without anyone giving him a space to catch up, with everyone else already treating him like an adult... When he isn't.
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eydilily · 8 months ago
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this is fine
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drulalovescas · 6 months ago
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Man has his husband returned to him and suddenly he doesn't want to kill himself anymore
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chloesimaginationthings · 9 months ago
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William Afton winning that “idgaf” award in FNAF
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heavyheavycream · 9 months ago
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PART 1 of @pokefan-fa 's huuge feederism commission!
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i redesigned the transformers one cast in the style of transformers animated!
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bixels · 10 months ago
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“America has no culture” is an inherently racist statement. Especially when talking about California, which has enormous populations (yes, plural) of Hispanic and Asian immigrants.
It’s such a self report that you see the American hegemony, the American monolith, as a singularly white entity that’s worthy of scorn. I want that person to look at the Black American NYC Miku design and tell me with their full chest that that isn’t culture. Especially when modern pop culture owes so much to Black American culture — hip hop, language, streetwear and fashion, pop music, jazz — as is actively erasing their roots, saying all of America has no culture is a dumbass statement.
Also, “all the US Mikus are dressed in generic casual street style for coolish weather.” The original Brazilian Miku is wearing sunglasses, a crop top, short shorts, a bikini, and flip flops you absolute dunce. If you’re gonna be rude at least be consistent.
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clumsypuppy · 2 months ago
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forgot i made this my obsession a while ago
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stealingpotatoes · 3 months ago
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it feels like overnight everyone i follow suddenly got into the gay medieval knights game and now it's EVERYWHERE on my dash
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shepscapades · 7 months ago
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Revenge :3 In which Season 10 (dbhc) Bdubs gets a new fit and one person is decidedly Not Very Normal about it + the original concept sketch :]
(Referencing this post!)
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clownowo · 10 months ago
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this is like all I could think when I first played this scene
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egophiliac · 1 year ago
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was this anyone else's first thought, or
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morganbritton132 · 2 months ago
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I know I already posted about a Wrong Number AU today but consider: Stobin Edition.
Robin gets a text from someone saying they had a great time at the party last night. They wish they lived closer. Robin is just like… “Wrong number, Buckaroo.”
Steve texts her back like, ‘no way, for real? she put her number in wrong??’ Followed ten minutes later by another text saying he reverted some of the numbers and texted those, and got a dick pick back so, ‘safe to say that was not her. Bummer.’
‘Yeah. She was probably the one. You fucked up.’
‘That’s fucked up to say to someone!’
And then he…doesn’t stop texting? Robin finds him mildly amusing, and then actually hilarious, and suddenly they’re texting all day and she privately thinks of him as her best friend.
Steve told her his name at one point but then also sent her a pick of an ingrown hair on his chest and well, he’s Harry now. Steve calls Robin ‘Penguin’ (since Robin is a comic book character and she’s not cool enough to be Batman) but has forgotten that.
She’s literally in class texting him about how much she hates the guy that sits in front of her. He’s getting bagel crumbs everywhere! And Steve is texting back like, ‘lol, kill that guy with a rock. He sucks.’
Then they find out that they’ve been texting each other the whole time at Scoops Ahoy when Robin goes to put her number in Steve’s phone.
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