#supportive bf!wade

[chrrywvea]

poolverine + sensory overload while grocery shopping anyone? taken from personal experience and the mountain of poolverine fics i've consumed already

disclaimer: if any of the aspects i've written for logan being autistic (it isn't mentioned but this was my intention here) are offensive or falsely written tell me immediately! i am undiagnosed but after quite a lot of my friends (both on the spectrum and not) telling me multiple times to get checked and TONS of research i'm pretty sure i'm on the spectrum as well. soooo this is basically what i've gathered from research, other fics and my own experiences with stuff like this. thanks! also minimal use of slightly stronger language (the f word, hurray :-D)

this is so bad i'm sorry

They were in the sweets aisle, trying to pick out various snacks for their movie night later on. It was bustling all around them, the small supermarket full with families and screaming kids and chatty old ladies and noise, so much fucking noise-

Logan flinched when something touched his cheek, belatedly realizing that Wade stood in front of him, their half-filled cart discarded by their side and one of his hands raised to his face.

"Sorry sweetums," Wade smiled sheepishly, "Didn't wanna scare you. You looked a little out of it. Breathing a little heavy and all"

Logan harrumphed, looking at the floor between them. Wade was wearing his bright neon pink converse again, the laces red on one side and yellow on the other, which was admittedly... cute. He remembered how proud Wade had been as he stumbled out of the bedroom with poorly conceiled excitement, shoving his shoes in his face because look peanut, our suits-

Once again he was forced out of his head and back into the disgustingly loud supermarket as Wade took his hand, gently stroking over his knuckles.

Logan managed to rip his gaze back to Wade's face, finding such genuine understanding in those lovely eyes that he felt even more queasy than he already did. Damn you, Wilson.

His head spun from the onslaught of everything, noise and lights and embarrassment forcing a very unwelcome wetness to gather in his eyes. The hand Wade was holding shook lightly. His whole body trembled. Fuck, he wanted to say something, wanted to assure his boyfriend that he was okay, but his throat worked, his mouth opened, yet nothing came out.

"Hey" Wade's voice was so soft. He didn't flinch this time as his hand came to rest on his cheek, the touch featherlight and warm.

An embarrassingly high whimper left him as some shrieking children passed by and his eyes screwed shut, trusting Wade to handle the rest.

And suddenly...

Wait.

Madonna quietly played in his ears?

Confused, he cracked his eyes open and saw Wade watching him, holding his phone up for him to see.

"Don't worry your pretty head Wolvie, you've got noise cancelling headphones on. Courtesy of moi, if you please, buuut you gotta suffer through my shower playlist for the time being. It's the only one I have downloaded."

An opened note read. Wade mouthed a "sorry" at him, but the sheepish grin told him he wasn't. At all. Though Logan knew him well enough, so very well, that if he even mentioned that it was too much Wade would immediately switch it all off.

Logan had to admit, the music dialed the incessant chattering and shouting around him pretty much down to zero.

The wonders of technology, he supposed.

Wade held his hand and waited patiently as Logan just breathed for a bit, trying to calm his racing heartbeat. One jerky motion to the phone and the mercenary handed it over, watching as Logan typed with unsteady hands.

"Can we leave please? S too much"

The note was so timid, so careful in fear of rejection that Wade felt his poor heart squeeze in his chest - gosh dang it if only people knew how gentle and loving the man in front of him was.

"Sure hun we were pretty much finished anyway. You good if we go check out real quick? Al's gonna cook us instead if we don't bring something back home, and while you taste pretty good I can't promise that for myself ;-D... we can use the self check out, it's quicker"

Logan surprised both of them with the huff of amusement that left him as he nodded.

The focus he needed to use to read Wade's rambling in note form kept him safe from getting lost in his head again. His boyfriend’s ability to talk forever beyond might be pretty annoying at times, but Logan had long since found it to be comforting.

Wade carefully guided both of them through the maze of food aisles and too many people, keeping their hands intertwined while he pushed their cart until they found a free self checkout.

Logan zoned out a bit to the mindless music that played over the headphones as Wade went through their groceries, bagging them quickly. He payed before turning around to face him, motioning to the exit with his head.

They stopped just outside the store in a small secluded corner and Wade put the bags down at their feet, stepping closer and smiling again.

Logan smiled back, hoping it could convey the relief and love he felt without having to use words. He leaned closer, a little shyly, and with a quick look around he pressed a kiss to Wade's lips, reveling in the vibrations of a slight whine he could feel from his boyfriend. They parted and Logan took a deep breath in, pushing the air out of his lungs a lot more calmly than he had done mere minutes ago.

The headphones came off next and Logan sighed, shaking off the last bit of the sensory overload he'd just experienced as he scrubbed over his eyes. It was far more quiet outside, and his head felt a little fuzzy at most instead of the stinging buzz from before.

Cars honked in the distance, a light breeze drifted past him and the man he loved stood right in front of him, Logan's supernatural hearing picking up the steady thud of his heartbeat almost immediately.

"Love you bub."

Thank you.

"I love you too peanut! So much. More than Puppins too, but don't tell her that. She's already peed in my shoes once and I can tell you, that golden shower was not pleasant."

Logan snorted and both of them giggled, sharing another soft kiss before they hoisted the grocery bags back up.

The way home was filled with banter, clumsy kisses and bumping shoulders. Maybe one or two spilled milk cartoons as well, but that was a secret between them.

(Oh hello! Wade here! Deadpool, merc with a mouth, your personal wet dream, whatever pleases you perverted little readers - if you even attempt to tell Al about that last bit I'll torture this one with a little more writer's block! /Oh thanks Wade, so nice of you/ Shush you, this is my side note! So many ideas yet so little words... you decide pookies. Bye for now! I've got 400 pounds of sleepy kitty in my bed who likes me as his personal pillow. See ya!)

[awkward-walking-potato]

X-Men masterlist

Link to my marvel one - here

My requests are open!

Wolverine Masterlist

Deadpool Masterlist

Remy Lebeau

In sickness and in health - Request for Remy with his lady being sick?

Steady as a card in the wind - Gambit with a partner with anxiety

Jealous Remy - A guy starts flirting with reader at the bar and how he reacts

Clubbing with Gambit

Guess - Gambit returns to the woman he hurt, admitting his fear of commitment and asking for a chance to prove his love. Despite her lingering pain, she decides to give him one last chance, hopeful that this time might be different.

Under the Crescent Moon - Remy takes you to a drive in movie to see his favourite movie, Princess and the frog.

Trick or Treat - “I couldn’t find a costume, so I just decided to go as your [partner/bf/gf].”

Playful Bites - gender neutral reader who likes to affectionately bite him

Remy comforting the reader after a nightmare

Prom Night pressure - Planning prom gets too much and causes you to overwork yourself

Hank Mccoy

Reassurance - reader has a panic attack and Hank comforts them

Quiet Moments in the Lab - reader who gets overwhelmed cause she has a similar mutation to Charles, and finds comfort in the quiet of the lab

Kurt Wagner

The midnight Visitor - It is just Kurt being the biggest kitty cat

Tangled hearts,Torn leather - Kurt with a Punk reader and they are very much sunshine and grumpy trope

In the blink of a heart - What Kurt would think about his shy gender neutral crush giving him a love letter before leaving quickly

Saved by Nightcrawler - Kurt saves your life on a mission so you save his

Pouting and fluff - Kurt comes in soaking wet and you have to dry him off

Swashbuckling - What happens when you watch pirates of the Caribbean with Kurt.

Shades of Us - Kurt with reader who has a physical mutation like himself

Kurt surprising his gender-neutral s/o by wrapping his tail around their waist in private

Kurt reacting to his gender neutral crush telling him that they admire how kind he is despite how much he had suffered in the past

Fuzzy Comforts - reader comes home drunk and immediately latches onto nightcrawler and starts calling him a teddy because of the fur

Shadows of devotion - Kurt x goth Mutant reader (whose power is smoke like turning herself into smoke or smoke like Illusions)

Drawn to you - Kurt ends up seeing the art that the reader makes

Whispers of Moonlight - Kurt makes friends with death

Discovering You Were in an Illegal Mutant Cage Fighting Ring

Reflections - the reader feels ugly and has been treated unkindly because of it and kurt helps them out

Charles Xavier

A gentle touch - Charles looks after a sick reader

Are you still busy? - reader who just keeps bothering him while he is working cause they want his attention and every one else is busy

Erik Lehnsherr

Beautiful Darkness - The reader has always felt like an outcast even with the other mutants till she meets Erik

Moonlit reflections - “I spent so long in the darkness I’d almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.” Erik helps out a reader with a werewolf mutation

Comfort in the Darkness - Erik helps with reader see how beautiful her powers are

Scott Summers

headcanons for how Scott would support an S/O struggling with depression and mental health

An Easy Fix - When your car breaks down near the mansion Scott is there to help

Headcanons

Logan and Wade on Receiving a Love Letter from Their Shy, Gender-Neutral Crush

Gambit's on Receiving a Love Letter from His Shy, Gender-Neutral Crush

Remy, Logan, and Wade would think about his female s/o walking in on him

Remy, wade, and logan reacting to their s/o wearing lip plumping lip gloss

Remy, Logan, and Wade would think walking in on his female s/o

Remy, Logan, Wade, and Kurt on their Gender-Neutral S/O Asking to Hold Their Hand/Arm Before a Scary Halloween Movie

Headcanons: Kurt Wagner (Nightcrawler) & Remy LeBeau (Gambit) with Siren!Reader

headcanons for how Storm, Magneto, and Nightcrawler would react to an S/O whose mutation isn’t combat-oriented and who feels insecure or weak compared to the others

headcanons for how Kurt and Scott would react to having an S/O with a "sunshine aura":

Scott Summers (Cyclops), Charles Xavier (Professor X), and Magneto might react to a reader with a powerful and versatile mutation who feels undercoordinated

Scott (Cyclops), Remy (Gambit), and Logan (Wolverine) would react to rescuing a reader who had been trapped in an illegal mutant fighting ring

Remy (Gambit), Wade (Deadpool), and Logan (Wolverine) would react to their shy, gender-neutral crush whispering a confession in their ear

Remy, Wade, and Logan might react and feel about a gender-neutral S/O who always makes sure to tell them "I love you" whenever possible

headcanons for a polyamorous relationship between Wade Wilson (Deadpool), Logan (Wolverine), and their gender-neutral s/o who acts as a mediator and the voice of reason

Kurt, Emma, and Scott with a reader that’s a little off-putting? They’re mostly harmless but them not making a sound still gives people a start.

Remy, poly Wade, and Logan would think about his shy gender neutral s/o asking him to kiss his forehead in hopes that he would feel loved

Remy, poly Wade, and Logan would think about his gender neutral s/o telling him that they haven't calmed down from the disagreement/arguement so they want to sleep separately

Remy (Gambit), Logan (Wolverine), and Kurt (Nightcrawler) might react to an S/O who often depreciates themselves

[swaglet]

the ask i got earlier that annoyed me was like "why do you hang around parts of radblr if you have a bf? cant put down the dick?" like.. ok girl first of all i have said this 5 billion times on here but if you think i am addicted to dick or whatever everyones fav saying is then you dont know me well enough to be sending me anon hate. im open abt the fact that bf and i are abstinent from sex until we r both surgically sterilized especially since roe v wade was overturned and doubly so since trump was put into office. second of all, why is it such a foreign concept to some people that women with boyfriends can not only support feminist theory but perpetuate and participate in feminist activism irl. like... be so real. u know me from what i choose to post on my blog. can i not just chill on the internet with a community of likeminded women i share some opinions with. who gaf if i don't share every single opinion with all of them. they don't seem to care. these are my girlmutuals we are all hanging out with each other on here shooting the shit and talking about feminist stuff. plus theyre like the only women on planet earth who are sane and rational. do you know how hard it is to find women like this irl. come on. it just annoyed me and i had to get it off my chest. should i livestream me killing myself to atone

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

poolverinessa headcanons now that i have a name to tag them under

Most of them include Laura bc theyd be the coolest step-parents

They call Laura "princess". It doesnt matter that she's still partially feral. She's their little girl that they adore and that makes her their princess. Logan doesnt call her that often because he's awkwardly making the switch to fatherhood ("sweetheart" is his go to), but Wade started calling her that instantly (she's the heir to the wolverine title!) and as soon as Vanessa started dating Logan she jumped on the bandwagon

They all live in a apartment with Blind Al and Mary Puppins. Its not much bigger than what they had before. Its very cramped theres no privacy and theres a ton of holes in the wall from stabbing spars. Its perfect

Laura and Vanessa do a lot of first things for Laura together. First makeup, first shopping spree, first mani-pedi (does not go well), first strip club

Wade showers Laura in affection as soon as he becomes Uncle Wade just like he does Mary Puppins. Its overwhelming but she likes it bc it makes her feel like she has a "real" family. Logan is a lot more subdued in his affection

Wade and Vanessa are very hands off in the actual parenting. She's already a adult and was never parented growing up. Theyre also not even her step-parents just her dad's bf/gf. Logan starts very hands off because he's not her actual dad and she's all grown up but he quickly becomes a emotional anchor for her and he parents her more by guiding and giving advice

Logan pushes Laura to join the school. She's in the final year but its her first time ever in a school setting. Wade and Logan help her with her homework. Logan suggested "wolverine" as her hero name. She made sure her suit was yellow to pay homage to her dad. The boys cried when she first showed them the suit and cowl. Vanessa took ten thousand pictures

They all share a closet. Laura and Vanessa share and Wade and Logan share. Blind Al is the only one who wont share

Wade sleeps in the middle of the bed. Logan sleeps shirtless. Vanessa sleeps pantless. All three cuddle

Wade kisses everyone good morning and good bye. Its adorable. Al hates it

Vanessa slaps Wade's ass every morning. She starts doing it to Logan too.

Logan has gone full pack leader mentality. Provider. Protector. Breeder

Wade and Vanessa were married and then separated during D&W. They are both dating Logan, Logan is dating both of them. They always try to make sure everyone is getting equal attention

Pet names! Wade calls Logan and Vanessa every name under the sun. Logan calls Vanessa "Gorgeous" and "Beautiful" but all Wade gets is his name and the non-pet name "Bub"

Logan is a simple man. He crumbles under any affection being bestowed upon him (canon?). Little bits of intimacy like petting his hair or rubbing his back and he's a goner

Vanessa was a hooker. Comic!Laura was a hooker. I like to think that didnt happen to movie!Laura bc of the comic circumstances were horrible but if it did theyd have something in common they could initially bond over. Maybe movie!Laura finds out how much money stripping makes and expresses interest in it? Vanessa still has connections and supports this. Wade supports this because he respects all work types and any of Laura's dreams. Logan has a heart attack when he finds out she's considering this

Laura very occasionally calls Wade "Dad" and Vanessa "Mom". Logan is always "Papa" and the og!Logan will always be "Daddy"

[kamwashere]

spideypool fic rec list please!!!!

Paradise (spread out with a butter knife) by Sarah_Sandwich [T, Graphic Depictions of Violence, 72K]

He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.” He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well. And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic. OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.

✦ kam's notes: My favoritest SMDP fic. It’s a soulmate au and it has one of the best characterizations of Peter and Wade. It burns so slow and so good. My favorite thing about this fic is how unique but somehow familiar this universe is. Peter is bad at being an adult and Wade is larger than life. I love the transition from strangers to friends to best friends to partners to roommates to soulmates/heartmates to lovers. I could not recommend this enough. 

Peter Parker's Home for the Wayward Villain by BeanieBaby [T, 90K]

A really long redemption story.

✦ kam's notes: The mother of all SMDP fics, in my opinion. It’s spideypool + a lot of fun side couples and cameos. Peter is Tony’s adopted son and he has no powers. He adopts a bunch of villains like Loki and Magneto. So fun and one of the first SMDP fics I’ve ever read!

Quackery by CAPSING [M, 3K]

In a world where the first words your soulmate will say to you appear on your left wrist at your tenth birthday, Peter gets the short end of the stick.

✦ kam's notes: It’s not a Spideypool fic rec list if there are no works by CAPSING. It’s a soulmate AU where Peter gets a duck-related soulmate mark. It’s funny and light-hearted, but with Deadpool-typical angst.

you grow up and you lose touch by scarlett_starlett [M, Graphic Depictions of Violence, 52K]

Peter always thought that when he had kids, there would be someone by his side. Instead, he has a mouthy mercenary acting as a chef every night for him and his newly adopted son and a narcissistic billionaire philanthropist paying child support on the sly. But Peter figures it isn’t all bad, especially when Miles loses that dullness in his eyes whenever Wade slips on the banana peels he ‘strategically’ places all over the apartment for Peter as a joke.

✦ kam's notes: Normally don’t like a kidfic but this one is too adorable not add. Peter and Wade co-parenting/co-mentoring Miles! Love the dynamic between Wade and Miles, it’s so silly.

TheRealDeadpool posted by JessJesstheBest [T, 6K]

Carly Shep @Spider-butt Sooo… has anyone else noticed how cozy Spider-Man and the Merc with a Mouth seem to be lately? (14 retweets, 74 likes) Or the Isn't it Bromantic comic run from the perspective of in-universe social media

✦ kam's notes: What it says on the summary. Very cracky and sweet. I like the outsider POV element of this.

BF(F) by HexxBunny [T, 10K]

Five times people thought Wade and Peter were a couple which, seriously, where did they get that from? They are not a couple, stop asking. They are just friends now, and did plenty of friend stuff. Like kissing.

✦ kam's notes: Peter being in denial: the fic. It’s very fluffy. A lot of kissing. The Avengers make an apperance. 

Pizza Parker, Booty Double by vulcanhighblood [G, 1K]

The pizza delivery boy has hips that don't lie, and a booty belonging to Spider-Man. All Wade has to do now is find proof that Peter is the webbed wonder...

✦ kam's notes: The famous “Deadpool recognized Peter outside the suit based on his ass” fic. There are some dubiously-consensual groping but it’s all in very good fun.

that's all it is, man by scarlett_starlett [T, 5K]

"It’s just a leap of faith. That's all it is." (or: Peter B. Parker returns to his New York and actually believes that he won’t mess it up again; not this time, not with him. WARNING: Spoilers for the Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse movie. Read with caution.

✦ kam's notes: Another scarlett_starlett fic! Possibly the best Peter B. Parker/Wade Wilson fic, in my opinion. I love love love their dynamic in this. The banter is 10/10. Wade gives  some much-needed appreciation for Peter B’s dad bod. 

Parallel Horizons by mokuyoubi [E, 10K]

When Peter B Parker enters the collider again to return to his own dimension, he’s dumped out a week into the future, but still in Miles’ universe. Repeated attempts to return home only speed up the damage done to his body by the glitches, and leave him stranded 2 years in the future. Enter Deadpool, who’s seen a lot of versions of Spider-Man, but never one so in need of a friend. He vows to save Peter’s life, whether he likes it or not. Along with Miles and Gwen, they work to repair the damage, and find out what’s keeping Peter from being able to return home. And maybe Peter finds he has more in common with the strange Merc than he could have anticipated.

✦ kam's notes: Another Peter B./Wade fic. Wade is very helpful and charming, how could Peter not fall for him? The other Spideys also make a cameo. Some Liv/May crumbs in here, too.

liminal spaces by brawlite [Series, M, 18K, Unfinished]

New York City is full of liminal spaces. Somehow, Peter always seems to find Wade in them.

✦ kam's notes: This one is technically a series. There are three works in here and they’re all so good. I love how intimate these fics feel and there are some great Peter retrospectives here. 

an itch you can't scratch by jilliancares [G, 8K]

5 times Wade bumps into Peter Parker + 1 time he realizes Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

✦ kam's notes: Oh my God, this one! Wade keeps meeting Peter and keeps feeling like he’s forgetting something. The moment he realizes is my favorite part of this fic. Definitely recommend!

Another Trip Around the Sun by isaDanCurtisproduction [M, 31K]

Peter likes Wade. A lot. Like-likes him. But this is a problem, see? Because Wade has no idea who is behind the Spiderman mask. And then they go to a New Years Eve Party hosted by Tony Stark, get completely wasted, and suddenly this does not seem to be nearly as much of a problem as Peter originally thought. Because Peter always makes the best decisions while drunk, don't you know? Especially when his decision involves getting into Deadpool's pants.

✦ kam's notes: The miscommunication fic to end all the other miscommunication fics. Frustrating, sexy, and a little angsty! 

Halo by Pancake22 [T, 5K]

Convinced that Spider-Man is hiding in plain sight as an employee at Parker Industries, Deadpool explores the building in hopes of spotting his friend amongst the sea of corporate drones. All to offer him a job opportunity, of course. That was it though. Honest.

✦ kam's notes: SM/DP compliant. Identity reveal. Enough said. 

It Had to Be You by fancastical [T, 20K]

Or, Five Times Deadpool Recognised Spider-Man and One Time He Didn't

✦ kam's notes: A frustrating, bordering on cracky identity reveal fic. Peter is a troll, Wade loves him anyway. The ending is super satisfying, I promise. 

Don't mind just shamelessly plugging my own fics—

my heart is wild (and my bones are steel) [T, 9K]

Out of the corner of his eyes, MJ quietly takes the seat across the younger Peter, swiftly sliding into his place. He visibly relaxes, resting his forehead against hers. They belong together in a quietly intense way. Longing burns hot inside of him, like a branch caught in a forest fire. It’s strange. Even if this version of Peter has lost virtually everything, he still finds a way to be envious of him. He thinks of Wade. For some unfathomable reason he isn’t quite ready to examine yet, he misses the idiot. No Way Home, but in Peter-Three’s perspective.

all the skeletons you hide (show me yours, i’ll show you mine) [M, 16K, WIP]

A wave of affection and longing almost makes him stagger on his feet. Just seeing him in that suit—looking less than impressive, scratching his butt—makes him realize just how much he missed him. “Wade,” Peter cringes at how his voice catches, “Hi.” Wade turns around, turns back, turns again and does a double take. He eyes Peter up and down and to his surprise, turns away snootily. “Sorry cutie, any other day, I would be super into this hipster nerd slash skater boi with an I you’ve got going on—devastating combo, by the way—I’m sadly not in the mood.” Peter, fresh out of his multiversal escapades, gains a new perspective in life. One that includes a certain mouthy mercenary, perhaps? The problem is, the mercenary doesn’t seem to remember him. Like at all. He has a sneaking suspicion it has to do with that spell thing Peter-One was talking about…

‣ Both are a part of the new york isn't new york without you series

[fairlyang]

Wade Wilson ⚔️

Like that ☾1.2K☽ you miss your man so much

Don’t threaten me with a good time ☾1K☽ pegging your bf for his birthday

Thoughtful ☾1.3K☽ trying something new

Freak ☾827☽ indulging wade's idea

Santa Tell Me ☾1.3K☽ telling santa what you want

Perfect ☾881☽ christmas shopping with wade

Like a Prayer ☾1.3K☽ watching him jerk off

Lucky Charm ☾1.1K☽ giving him desk support

Please ☾588☽ mutual masturbation

Attention ☾2K☽ masturbating to his video

headcanons

Purge Night ☾777☽ how wade would be during the purge

Normal ☾926☽ birthday and christmas presents in one go

[roadworkaheadyea]

Poolverine modern day uni au below:

Wade and Vanessa met at a SA support group as kids. (Also would love to see “you think scout master Kevin would have tapped this if I was born an avocado” in a canon divergent fic as a response to Logan thinking he was born with the physical mutation, I just think it fits his self deprecation lines)

Any way; Wade attends the military portion of the uni, Vanessa and him reconnect as she works at the campus caf (wanted to get away from her previous job as a dancer, is saving up to attend school for idk yet)

On the other side we have Logan (was either in the military or volunteer first responders idk or cadets as a kid or coast guard idk) but he’s at normal uni studies history. He’s friends with Scott (physics) and Jean (physics and psychology).

Charles (occasional wheelchair user) studies genetics and sociology who’s onagain off again bf Erik studies engineering and sociology. Raven is studying fashion.

Will edit and add more

[forgetful-nerd]

Phone: *rings*

Wade: Sister Margaret’s Home for wayward girl’s, loneliness man in the world speaking

Peter: is a Mr. Handsome there, first initials I.M.

Wade, slowly: I...M...Handsome?

Wade: Thank you Peter, I really needed that today.

[nadineselfships-archived]

Me: i'm feeling masc rn

Person: *ignores me and refers to me with she/her within 0.2 seconds*

Me: a h

—

Me: i'm feeling masc but dw abou-

My f/o's: YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME TODAY BABY!! MY GORGEOUS HUSBAND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! *refers to me with he/they the rest of the day*

Me: *ugly sobbing* I l o v e y o u

[the-good-bad-truth]

Megan fox started modeling at 13 and knew she wanted to act at 2. M's done about 29 movies and 8 shows w/most being cameos, few episodes or minor characters that were a combo of: Bi/lesbian,sexy, evil, popular, mean girl, hating boys, or stuck up. Her biggest movies were Transformers and Jennifer's body. I learned later she was fired from transformers or as she claims left to pursue diff. films because she described director Michael Bay as Hitler, Napoleon, a madman,awkward, having no social skills and fragile. This doesn't excuse them sexualizing her but there's a common theme on how Megan talks about men. She will call them lil boys but scary monsters in the same sentence. She is right about some men but to talk about the ones she loves. I think she does have a tendency to exaggerate or say dark things but should've known that media twist celebs' words but they also shouldn't have insulted her. Jennifer's body(2009) was good although I can think of 2 movies w/ similar plots and vibes. Ginger Snaps(2000) is about sisters who make horror vids but one ends up going crazy after she becomes werewolf. Tamara(2005), is about a girl who get tricked by her bullies & comes back to life for revenge. I also don't get why the characters relationship is praised cuz J would kill boys that liked needy or boys who did nothing. JB and other MF movies ended up not doing well at the time and the media grew tired of seeing her face. I think she was tired also that she turned her focus on her family. Brian was the only support she had since he at one point knew how it was to be famous. He was there for her breakout role, and stood by her even when she was allegedly w/ shia Labeouf during their engagement. He was her protector or safety net. Think about how women say I have a bf so a guy will back off. They were also always on/off, M filed for divorce 3x even during his diagnosis of vertigo, then she'd get pregnant or they'd make up. One time she told him to go or she'd stab him & would scribble marker on walls. She took it out on him cuz of her insecurity issues, lack of career & missing the spotlight. She wanted back in but she grew impatient especially when her comeback movies didn't do good. This made her break it off w/Brian who was blamed for "holding her back" & saw a chance to become popular again when she heard about mgk. This is why she's holding onto him cuz w/out him she doesn't have much to offer. She also likes to put her issues on others like blaming her career failures on Brian alleged possessiveness, blacklisting and mean feminist. She says she isn't accepted by feminist or the me too movement because of who she was. I get it a bit cuz of the stereotype that some attractive women have it easy. But she made it seem like feminism or me too was something you apply or get initiated into. She also didn't want to speak about Roe v Wade cuz she wasn't the right person unless it or any other news effects her aura. That was stupid of her to say cuz it's like ur a woman, no? This issue effects you or ur female fans, right? She says she's close to nature and socially conscious. If she is socially conscious then why she want to play a Native superhero when she's white and 1/200th native, called herself the native tiger and child of the Cherokee tribe. In the same insta, she also called one son a kamikaze(japanese suicidal pilot) free spirit. Maybe she's dramatic and not at all painting the males in her life as destructive. She's collaborated with Boohoo 2x that have overpriced cheap material clothes, scam customers, not size inclusive, made in sweatshops by underpaid workers(mostly likely female workers) in 3rd world countries and basically bad for the environment. I think she should've shown up to the launch events tho cuz she at least had a purpose being there. She's this intelligent woman but can't do a quick google but she says she never w/her phone although she's always recording mgk, but what do I know? It's also like u learn all about astrology & can memorize a random man's whole birth chart, but can't type in boohoo scandal.

[wolfkcst]

Sorry I’ve been silent. I recently broke up with my bf so I’ve been in a state of depression plus I’m not feeling the best.

I broke it off with him because he supported the overturning of Roe V. Wade and guilt tripped me the entire time when I said I was upset about it being overturned 🙃

[thesmutgoddess]

I told my bf if roe v. wade is overturned he can support my ass. I don't get basic rights and I'm expected to be apart of the labor force?? fuck that shit I'm staying home

[thesuitkovian]

Avengers and Co Reacting to you Having a Nightmare

Author’s Note: Writing this one made me soft :3

This includes Avengers, (some) Guardians of the Galaxy and other supporting characters cause I felt like it.

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Bruce Banner

Is woken up by you whimpering in fear

Takes him a moment to move into action, but he would gently place a hand on your shoulder and whisper your name, rubbing your shoulder till you wake up.

“You we’re having a bad dream, love”

Pulls you into his chest so he is cradling you in his arms. “I’ve got you, it’s over now.”

Waits till you’re calm enough to talk and asks if you wanna talk about it or go back to bed.

Bucky Barnes

Can tell as soon as your breathing changes.

Pulls you tight against him so your back is to his chest and tries to soothe you that way so he doesn’t have to disrupt your sleep

If it’s bad/you start to cry or whimper or anything he will immediately wake you up by gently kissin the side of your head, a comforting hand on your shoulder, whispering your name and asking you to ‘please wake up, doll’

When you wake up he would guide you into a sitting position so he can rock you back and forth to help you calm down.

Counts to ten with you/takes deep breaths with you/whatever it is you do to help yourself calm down.

Carol Danvers

Thinks nothing of it at first until she realizes the noises you are making are nightmare noises and not normal sleeping noises.

“Hey, love, it’s time to get up.” Gently shakes you awake.

Just hugs you until you calm down, whispering soothingly and resting her cheek on the top of your head.

“It’s okay, you’re safe now. I got you. I won’t let anyone hurt you, I promise.”

Asks if you want to talk about it the following morning

Clint Barton

“Babe?” Confused as to what he’s hearing. “You okay?”

Realizes you’re asleep and rolls over to gently shake you.

“You we’re having a nightmare.” He would say when you startle awake.

Pulls you over so you are laying on top of him and your head is over his heart, running his hands up and down your arms and sides.

“It’s all over now, it was just a dream I promise.”

Gamora

Knows what it is in the very early stages, because of having nightmares herself and witnessing Nebula’s nightmares

Wakes you up immediately, saying your name in a calm but authoritative voice to get you to wake up.

Holds your face and forces you to look her in the eyes as she reassures you that you’re safe.

Helmut Zemo

Tries to get your attention, thinking you are making noises because you’re awake/waking up. “Are you awake, schatz?”

Doesn’t take him long at all to realize it’s a nightmare.

Pulls you to his chest and gently strokes your hair, whispering your name/pet name to wake you up.

Holds you as you calm down, murmuring things in sokovian to soothe you.

“You’re okay, my love, you’re safe now.”

John Walker

Confused

Takes him an almost embarrassing amount of time to realize it’s a nightmare.

Shakes you awake, calling you by your pet name.

“Were you having a nightmare?”

Hugs you with a hand on the back of your neck, cradling it so he can rest his chin on the top of your head.

“I’ve got you, you’re okay, I’ve got you.”

Carries you to the bathroom if you’re crying and sets you on the bathroom counter, grabbing tissues to wipe the tears from your eyes.

Makes you your favorite midnight snack as a comfort

Lemar Hoskins

Almost hesitant to wake you up, says your name really quietly and just barely shakes you so as not to scare you.

Sits you both up so he can hug you. Rubbing your back and making comforting noises.

Loki

Almost leaves you to have the nightmare and then just comfort you when you wake up on your own, but then feels guilty.

Rests a hand on your shoulder and leans in to say your name.

When you wake up, he tells you you were crying/screaming in your sleep.

Glares and huffs at you if you apologizes

Spoons you, arm tight around your middle and the other under you head

Natasha Romanoff

“You're having a nightmare, sweets”

Gently strokes your hair/face/arm as she whispers comforting things to you

“I’m right here, no one can hurt your sweets. You’re safe here.”

Nebula

Unsure what to do

Panics a little bit

Nudges you a couple times and says your name

When you wake up it will startle her

Immediately apologizes for waking you up and informs you that you had been making noises.

Tries to comfort you by laying very close to you. Will tentatively wrap an arm around you if you cuddle up to her for comfort

Peter Parker

“Babe? Babe??”

Is very worried for you but tries to keep it together

Gets a little antsy if you start crying, unsure how to help you

Hugs you really tight

“It was just a dream, I promise. They can’t hurt you, they’re not real”

Waits till you fall back asleep to fall asleep himself

Peter Quill (courtesy of my bf)

Doesn’t wake you up but instead comforts you while you’re sleeping. Pulls you closer/rolls over to be closer to you. Probaby hums or plays music like his mother used to do for him.

Pietro Maximoff

“Dove?” Genty places a hand on your shoulder, frowning when you don’t respond.

Gently squeezes your arm, and says your name this time.

Smiles gently when you wake up.

“Hey, hey you’re okay. It’s me, dove, I’ve got you now.”

Sam Wilson

“Babe, are you awake?”

Realizes you’re not awake and gently shakes you to wake you up.

“Are you okay? You were crying/whimpering in your sleep.”

“Do you want to talk about it?”

Will sit up and listen attentively if you do. If not, he will simply cuddle up to you and curl himself around you like a human blanket.

Whispers to you comfortingly until you fall asleep again.

Scott Lang

Very oblivious and probably thinks it's just sleep noise until you begin to cry/get loud enough to be concerned.

Gently shakes you til you wake up

“Babe? You were having a nightmare.”

Gently pulls you so you’re laying on him, and wraps his arms around your back.

“Wanna talk about it, or do you want me to distract you?”

If you want to talk: Makes humming noises as you talk, to let you know he is listening then he rubs your back till you fall asleep again.

If you wanna be distracted: tells you a funny story or gets up with you to get you a snack/drink. Offers to turn on a movie/some music to help you fall asleep

Sharon Carter (courtesy of my bf)

Rubs your back/arm to wake you up

Hugs you really close to her and asks you if you want to talk about it

Has trouble getting to sleep because she’s worried you’ll have another nightmare and she won’t hear it

Shuri

Says your name a few times and then shakes you awake when that doesn’t work.

“Hey, you we’re making noises in your sleep. Was that a nightmare?”

Hugs you and strokes your hair/back very gently. Probably makes some sort of comforting cooing noise that she learned from T'Challa, from when he comforted her when she had nightmares as a kid.

“How about a midnight kitchen raid? Can we get you a drink or something to eat? Maybe stop at the bathroom on the way to get you some tissues?”

Stephen Strange

Surprisingly kind and gentle about waking you up

Makes you your favorite tea (or hot cocoa if you don't like tea) and talks to you about your dream as you drink it

Very empathetic and listens very carefully

Reads to you or talks to you to help you fall back asleep

Steve Rogers

Calmly rests a hand on your shoulder/arm and whispers your name.

Tells you you were whimpering/crying in your sleep, then asks if you would like to talk about it.

If you say yes he helps you sit up and offers to get you something to drink first.

If you say no then he scoots as close to you as he can get and pulls you over to lay your head on his chest.

Plays with your hair and whispers reassurances to help you relax.

T'Challa

Unsure how to approach it at first because he doesn’t want to scare you by waking you up but also doesn’t want to leave you in your dream.

Hums and makes comforting noises to soothe you

If those don’t work, he will gently rock you in your sleep, like you’re a child

Worst comes to worst and he has to wake you up, he will apologize for it and ask if there is anything he can do to help you feel better, like get you something to eat or drink

Thor

Say your name once or twice, straining his neck to peer over at you to get a better look at your face.

When he sees you’re asleep, he is very confused about why you’re making so much noise.

If he realizes it’s a nightmare he would curl up behind you, spooning you and wrapping his arms around you.

He sees nightmares as a personal battle, and while he can’t be there in your dreams to help you defeat this bad guy he can support you on the outside and be there for you when you wake up.

Tony Stark

Has experience with nightmares.

Knows immediately what is happening, and is very efficient about waking you up.

Knows exactly how to comfort you/calm you down, and probably has your favorite comfort drink close by incase you want it.

Valkyrie

“Uh…”

Has to hype herself up to do it, very unsure about waking you up

“Hey… uh… babe?? Could you wake up? Please?”

Not really sure what to do once you do wake up

Hugs you awkwardly but relaxes into it

Offers you the nearest alcohol bottle

Vision

“Darling? Daring, you’re having a nightmare.” Gently shakes you awake.

Rubs your shoulders/back to help you calm down and walks you through deep breathing/counting to ten.

Offers to give you a massage to help you relax

Wade Wilson

Gently pulls you against him, cuddling you closely.

Whisper reassuringly to you even though you’re still asleep.

“You’re okay, you’re safe. I’ve gotcha. Nobody’s gonna hurt you while I’mm around, I promise.”

Wanda Maximoff

An expert at handling nightmares, much like Tony.

Has a bottle of water and your favorite snack on her side table for times like this.

Gently shakes your arm, calling you by your pet name.

Holds your back to her chest as you recover, gently rocking you or helping you drink some water.

Hums to help you relax and runs her hands up and down your arms.

[mlm-writer]

Wade Wilson -  Platonic/Romantic/Sexual

FtM reader learning to pee standing up, failing miserably, getting anxious and then getting help from their lovely AMAB partner? 🥺

Aww yeah Wade is the most supportive BF evarrr

See my pride prompts here

[vvakarians]

I need to be vulnerable for a second.

It’s been a year. I’ve made a lot of progress and am still uprooting shit I’ve been wading in for a while now. I’m growing and learning. But I’ve never gone into detail really, maybe on twitter and mentioned it a couple times but yeah. Been thinking a lot.

TW for Homophobia / Abuse

TLDR; My best friend was a shitlord and I spent ten minutes painfully sobbing about it. I’m fine lmao just needed to make a messy post.

Won’t be mentioning who they were on SM here but if mutuals who are and were friends w/ both of us want to know, hmu lmao. I sincerely hope y’all didn’t get shit on like I did

I’m so tired. I’m tired of knowing that someone I used to call my best friend literally cyberstalked me in a discord server and when I told them I wanted to have a space without them/wouldn’t be interacting with their character, they lost it.

I’ll call this person A. They were there for me through a lot but it got weird towards the end for sure. A was always clingy, always needed to be right (passed it off as an OCD thing), and always felt like they needed to be included in things I was doing. Abandonment issues due to trauma they said, still doesn’t excuse it but you know? Fine.

I identified as aro/ace for a long time bc I was severely traumatized. Someone thirst followed me and cornered me into a relationship/took my kindness for granted (Not A, not yet). A’s reaction was to assume I would never have time for them and we would drift apart, just because I had a partner. They complained about this to me and said that even if I was just their friend and QPP (we were both aro/ace) that they still felt I would abandon them. I tried to calm them down the entire time, this was October 2018. Three days later I had a severe PTSD break (unrelated trauma) and broke up with my ‘boyfriend’. A said it was the right decision and we left it at that.

Cut to me a year later having recovered a bit and realizing I had romantic feelings still. That I *wanted* to kiss and take someone out, and do heavily romantic things. During this time A and I had severe issues with D&D parties also where they would break down if they didn’t know everything and said that I couldn’t produce any part of my worlds for profit bc theh had contributed in a small way. It was a bad time. It lead to the complete disintegration of two relationships that I can...probably never get back. One of which I’m not sure I *want* back, but that’s a different story.

Basically they wanted to be the DM with half the credit despite only making npcs I could easily replace or cut out entirely. Now that I started playing again, I have.

I still was friends with them, still waveringly QPP’s with them. Though I’d often feel my skin crawl when they touched me or wanted to be in my space. This was all the time, not when I got triggered into a PTSD episode. I was annoyed when they wanted to always be in my space and have all my attention. But I felt obligated to A and had been recently traumatized again.

Even with all of this I wanted to come out as gay / mlm but still keep part of my aceness with me. Of course in feeling this, I approached A to let them know. Their response was to immediately come back with ‘we can do all of those things you want to do with a romantic partner’. Which I felt may be true for some aspecs but not me. I wanted to *be* with someone and not just...a friend. I wanted to have a boyfriend and be cheesy. I told A that it was probably true but I wanted something else. That I wanted space to think on what they had said. They came back with ‘you’re abandoning me. You just don’t like me. Everyone always leaves me’. Once again with the ‘you get a bf you’ll forget I exist’ rhetoric 🙃.

I told them that they weren’t the person I wanted to be romantic with. I was looking for someone else. I wasn’t attracted to them that way. They took that as an insult. Though to me they relented. Come to find out A got one of our mutual friends involved bc they lived in the same area. They vented and complained to them that I was going to abandon them, that I was punishing them, that they didn’t know what they did wrong. Which was behavior my parents exhibited when I was forced out as trans to them. That Inwas punishing them somehow for a misdeed or that they knew me better, they did something ‘wrong’.

The only outlet I had away from A was TikTok, we weren’t really doing D&D anymore because the party had dissolved due to their controlling habits. Every account I had was heavily monitored by A, I would vent and they would immediately pull it up and ask if I was okay. Even if I had explicitly said before that I was alright and needed some space. But TikTok was a place they barely went on. So I cosplayed more after our last visit (October 2019), and got a small following after joining a lovely d&d tag ran by one of my now closest friends. I also met my boyfriend through this tag, and several other very close friends. I made an oc that I integrated in one or two sessions of D&D before I completely stopped DMing.

Now, it gets worse. I get a following for cosplaying my oc Asariel Whately, join a server, and for a time have a pretty okay place away from A. Some breathing room. When I mentioned that Asariel (who we had talked about maybe being w/ an oc of theirs) was going to romance my now boyfriends oc in the tag, they got upset. They said that they were sad to see them with someone else, and asked if it could all be before my campaign/not actually be real. I told them no and that I’d continue doing what I wanted.

Well, after that and scouring my TikTok (i made the mistake of saying anything in the first place), they got invited to the server and started RPing/cosplaying in the tag. Which they’re allowed to do, but A has a history of wanting to be in my things and being the center of attention. When I say A got involved with *several* other characters, including a possible *minor*, that doesn’t even cover the worst of it. They got involved in a huge polyam relationship (which is fine, i’ll explain why their behavior was weird tho) that LITERALLY took up chunks of the whole server. Any time my bf and I got into chat to rp out some scene for Asariel and Fraanic, A was there to bury our scene in their own garbage. Could have been conicidence but who knows. Then the minor got added into the mix and most of us just had the server on mute/rped in DMs. It was so bad that other people noticed their bad behavior, meta gaming, and needing to be right.

Our relationship ended when someone from a private close knit server made up of all the people who wanted to remove ourselves from the toxic environment, outed our server. Said there was an nsfw server and A immediately jumped to say they wanted an invite. I panicked and DMed them for the first time in weeks to say that they couldn’t. That I needed space from them and this was the one place I had. We had a fight, they said ‘they’re my friends too’ and I pointed out that they had forced their way in, that I said I needed space. Eventually they gave up on it, thank god. But it left me wrecked for months. I didn’t create, I retreated into a two person server with my best friend who is now my boyfriend and just never looked back.

While I’m grateful that this massive upheaval gave me a new support network, got me into a good place for a romantic partnership, and allowed me to heal...I still have a lot of pain. I felt like I had been commodiefied, like an object because of how kind and soft and pliable I was. Because someone thought I was beautiful and *theirs* in the worst way. My ocs who are some of my largest coping mechanisms were tainted, I could barely play Dragon Age, couldn’t think about it. Because someone had conpletely obliterated my love for it. I hate to think they then continued to do that same thing to other people but I honestly have no clue what A is doing now. They dropped off the planet and honestly good riddance.

[unoffical-marvel]

for the personality thing cause why not? i'm a trans boy, and i think i'm homoflexible but i really don't know?? i like being hella chaotic and rebellious and living my best life with my friends, so stuff like flipping off terfs and hating the government. but i'm also pretty quiet and i like being soft too so i like things like writing and drawing and vibing to music and cuddling pets(or if i had a bf him). also everything has to be aesthetic or i cannot stand it so idk what that says for me

I ship you with Wade Wilson, I just think the two of you would be so cute together. I can see the two of you being a great chaotic duo and we all know that he would support anything you did.

I can totally see him sitting down listening to music and drawing with you (his picture would probably be a bad depiction of a unicorn), just relaxing and enjoying each others company before the two of you decide to go do something chaotic.