#t language.

[lonepower]

time for part 2 of Pet Peeves That Bother Literally Only Me Personally And Would Actually Be An Active Hindrance To Cater To

[dukeofthomas]

Here's my controversial opinion; if you're trying to write Bruce as a non-abusive, good parent, you should also write him respecting his kids' privacy, boundaries, and not stalking&surveying them.

[dreamsrunfaster]

james t. kirk, tarsus survivor, whenever someone needs help and support: we should get hotdogs. in fact we should get two hotdogs. i’m going to get cookies. we’re going to split the cookie.

[lunarr-stuff]

That's a whole damn arm!!

[eldar-of-zemlya]

What can be better than Jim speaking Vulcan? Jim speaking dirty in Vulcan.

You can find the uncropped version here.

[is-this-even-relatable]

DP x DC PROMPT 1: Phantom Thief

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tldr: Danny is king, and is trying to find missing artifacts of the infinite realms that have been scattered across the mortal realm. Cue him creating an alter ego, one Phantom Thief.

Inspired by Chapter 2 of "I Am A Retired Hero And My Love Interest Is A Former Crime Lord!?" by ShyCrow on AO3.

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Danny, recently crowned King of the Infinite Realms, had been going through mountains upon mountains of paperwork. Apparently Pariah Dark, "The Bloody Tyrant", was not a good king who answered his duties. And his long sabattical in the Coffin of Eternal Sleep did not help the work get done. Who'dve thought.

So in an effort to be the king the realms needed, Danny started work on the backlog as soon as his mortal responsibilities were over.

As he went through the realms' archives, looking for an item referenced in a territorial dispute, he could not for the death of him find it. Come to think of it... this archive had been in existence for hundreds of millennia, and was terribly organized. And there were a lot of missing objects.

Danny sighed. Just another thing to pile onto his plate.

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Ok so he catalogued what wasn't there, and oof... it was a doozy. He figured he should start with stuff that really shouldn't be left in the wrong hands.

And first on that list was Dorothea's amulet.

Danny had tracked its energy to some random rich person's personal museum in Gotham, of all places. Ugh, he really didn't want to get on Batman's radar with any of this... He didn't really wanna bother the Justice League with business of the dead because, frankly speaking, he wasn't sure if they wouldn't do more harm than help.

So he had to go in quietly.

Hmm... "King Phantom" was too flashy... But "regular human Fenton" on the other hand...

Danny smiled as he let his transformation wash over him. Now he just needed to figure out his outfit.

[trek-tracks]

Graphic design is my passion

(Please buy Spock's line of T'Shirts)

[birdsong-warriors]

Fun fact: my late sister used to call him Tigertail all the time as a condescending insult, so I had to sneak that in there somewhere. Also, SURPRISE THAT'S NOT REALLY A SURPRISE.

Also also: we're back to once weekly uploads every Friday. Sorry, guys!

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Part 1: Friend and Family

See up to thirty pages ahead, with timelapses, on Patreon!

Backgrounds, brushes, timelapses, and other assets for sale on my Ko-Fi!

[leiatroublecat]

Nami found a new way to make money, by selling pictures of Luffy. Her best customers are Sabo (who gets a, very small, discount as Luffys brother and because he buys them double), Boa, the Barto-Club, Corby and Bepo (he buys them for Law, who dennies he loves them and hides them under his pillow).

Bonus:

Sabo has to share the pictures with Dragon.

Zoro doesn´t buy them because he doesn´t need them, he likes to just watch Luffy.

[jorisjurgen]

[winged-cries]

[mrcowboytoyou]

Kirk... you didn't ask Spock to be your first officer for space date part two...?

[coffehbeans]

I come back from the dead to ask the g/t community smth I got curious about:

Have you guys ever find the words "giant" or "tiny" weird? Like, saying those words in public feel embarrassing in a way?

Idk how to explain, but I remember when I was younger I always cringed when someone used "giant" and "tiny" in the literal context, or when someone said things along the lines of "wow you're a giant" or smth like that. Saying those words out loud always felt weird to me smh and I never understood why.

Well I understand now tho aushsh but I don't feel as strange about it as I used to.

[philbolesbo]

phil who doesnt cook making bolognese for a sick dan im so normal about this yup

[gt-daboss]

Nightmares (Part 6)

"What am I going to do..."

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Fun Fact: The Neko's name is Maya, and the Neera's (mouse-folk) name is Misho, Maya and Misho!

[retributory]

i'm willing to accept bingliushen into my heart but specifically the version that only exists in my mind where bingliu are doing absolutely criminal things to each other's holes while sqq sits in his cuck chair and runs an entire commentary on it while pointedly ignoring the category 9 boner situation in his pants