#teletubbies out on the town

[evilmagician430]

po signature teletubbies out on the town doll! zoom in to read the notes on her sketch

no sketch cause i forgot 2 separate it before starting everything else

[incorrectbatfam]

Can I pls get some Tim and Steph hcs because I love them even though they broke up

I don't care what canon says they are the ultimate lovers to friends

They have to stay overnight at a motel for a mission and there's only one bed. Cue 2 hours of shoving each other off and being as annoying as possible until they both give up at the same time, Steph taking her things to the bathtub while Tim uses the wardrobe as a sarcophagus

"The stars are beautiful tonight"

"You know what else is beautiful?"

"Chris Hemsworth"

"Agreed"

Tim sets up hidden cameras and Steph uses her Oscar-worthy acting to convince Superboy and Impulse that cake has been outlawed

Steph sets her phone alarm for every five minutes between 6 and 8 AM. Tim turns them off, but joke's on him, she also has an iPad

They both have embarrassing dirt over each other. Steph knows Tim likes his coffee with salt and Tim knows that Steph pretends to be the Riddler when no one's around

"It's your turn to pick up Damian"

"No it's not, I did it yesterday"

"Alright, we'll get Jason to do it"

"..."

"Well?"

"Well what?"

"Aren't you gonna call him?"

"It's your turn"

"I called him last week"

They go as Sharkboy and Lavagirl for Halloween. Tim was a little hesitant about the pink wig but it turns out he genuinely rocks it

One year, they volunteer at a winter carnival. Tim scoots around the ice rink on his butt and Steph gets stuck to her ice cream cone

Tim's always wanted to do drag, but he'd rather try it on privately first and that can't happen if Bruce can see his credit card purchases. But since he and Steph are the same size, he borrows her stuff and in return, she gets to take one of his case files

When a Paramore concert comes to town, they set up camp for 72 hours to grab tickets and force the rest of the family to listen to all the songs for the next several months

They do mani-pedis and weave friendship bracelets

They also design their own scented candles called "Pre-Apocalyptic Existential Dread" and "Yaay Purple!"

As part of an inside joke, during holiday season Steph gets Tim a can opener and he gets her the same Teletubbies cookie sheet every year

They have sleepovers filled with cheesy movies, junk food, stolen alcohol, pillow battles, and pretending to be Bruce on Tinder

"We're seeing Black Panther 2. Yes, right now. I don't care that you're in the shower. Put a towel on and let's go, it starts in 5 minutes"

[fictionaldogcompetition]

Contestants!

Below the cut is the contestants and their matches!

Each poll will be 1 week long, and they'll go out 10 at a time. The exact date and time polls will start going up is a little up in the air right now, because I'm going out of town over the weekend. So they might begin as early as Monday 18th, but probably not later than Wednesday 20th. I'll let you know the night before.

Anyway, just think of this delay as time to write propaganda ahead of your dog's poll going up!

Ruff Ruffman (Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman) vs Muttley (Wacky Races)

Snowy (Tintin series) vs Dog (Columbo)

Maliketh, The Black Blade (Elden Ring) vs Wolfie (Until Dawn)

Unnamed Dog/The Imitator (The Thing) vs Whisper the Wolf (Sonic IDW comics)

Queen Teatinu (Healin Good Precure) vs Nigou/Tetsuya 2 (Kuroko no Basket)

Melody Amaranth (Super Lesbian Animal RPG) vs Pappy van Poodle (Rusty’s Real Deal Baseball)

Sunkist (HLVRAI) vs Dog that can Drive (Drawfee)

Hylian Retriever (Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom) vs Wolf (Minecraft)

Bee/Bay (Dragon Ball Z) vs Shadow (Homeward Bound)

Blue (Blue's Clues) vs Ein (Cowboy Bebop)

Snoopy (Peanuts) vs Clifford (Clifford the Big Red Dog)

Argos (The Odyssey) vs Barkspawn (Dragon Age)

Diogee (Milo Murphy's Law) vs Winston (Hannibal)

Good Boy (DuckTales) vs Bear (Person of Interest)

Daisy & Winnie (The Mistholme Museum Podcast) vs Heidi & Jackie (Hello from the Hallowoods) 

Missile (Ghost Trick) vs Sparky (Frankenweenie)

Bond (Spy X Family) vs Goddard (Jimmy Neutron)

Scratch (Baldur’s Gate 3) vs Iggy (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)

Cujo (Danny Phantom) vs Cujo (Cujo (1983))

Momiji Inubashiri (Touhou Project) vs Tequila/Ernesto Salas (Arknights)

The Hound of the Baskervilles (Sherlock Holmes) vs Scooby Doo (Scooby Doo media)

Shrimp (The Upturned) vs Holidog (Holiday World)

Rapunzel the Corgi (Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency) vs K9 (Doctor Who)

Blue (Wolf’s Rain) vs Shiba-Warrior Taro (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Annoying Dog (Undertale) vs Old Dan & Little Ann (Where the Red Fern Grows)

Chou Chou (Shoujo Cosette (Les Miserables anime)) vs Porthos (Star Trek: Enterprise)

Pompompurin (Sanrio) vs Krypto (DC)

Sorry-oo (Moomin) vs Tau (Palia)

Jake the Dog (Adventure Time) vs Lesser dog (Undertale)

Noodle (Nona the Ninth/The Locked Tomb series) vs Nina Tucker/Alexander (FullMetal Alchemist)

Lucky the Pizza Dog (Marvel Comics) vs Seymour (Futurama)

Wishbone (Wishbone Series) vs Angelo (Final Fantasy VIII)

Ox (Dimension 20: Unsleeping City) vs Hewie (Haunting Ground)

Bingpup (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System) vs Elena (Spiritfarer)

Barnaby B. Beagle (Welcome Home) vs Charlie B. Barkin (All Dogs Go to Heaven)

Polterpup (Luigi’s Mansion) vs Gromit (Wallace and Gromit)

Santa’s Little Helper (The Simpsons) vs Slink/Slinky Dog (Toy Story)

Courage (Courage the Cowardly Dog) vs Twig (Hilda)

Zosimos/Zozo (The Glass Scientists webcomic) vs The BTS Wolves (Midnight Burger)

Unnamed Dog (Teletubbies) vs Shigure Souma (Fruits basket)

Dachsbun (Pokemon) vs Hector J. Peabody (Mr. Peabody & Sherman)

Inuyasha (Inuyasha) vs Frank the Pug (Men in Black)

Sam (Sam and Max) vs Barnabas (The Sandman)

Duck Hunt Dog (Duck Hunt) vs Mira (Silent Hill 2)

Fairy (Mo Dao Zu Shi) vs Shiloh (Shiloh series)

Makkachin (Yuri!!! On Ice) vs Becquerel/Bec (Homestuck)

Rush (Mega Man) vs Dogmeat (Fallout 4)

Dog (Good Omens) vs Zamazenta (Pokemon)

[working-dreamer]

“I don’t want conflict in my stories! Characters should be perfect-“

No.

Conflict is the most necessary factor in fiction. Even the most basic slice of life “uwu wholesome” stories out there have conflict. Take Hallmark romance films: generally it’s nothing but fluff right? Girl meets boy at a small hometown and start to fall in life right? But what’s this? Girl’s job manager is suddenly in town and proposes marriage like she always wanted but right as she’s falling in love with the hometown baker boy. WhO WiLl ShE ChOoSe NoW?!”

That’s conflict. It may not be high stakes comparative to save the word plots. But it’s conflict.

If you don’t want conflict in your fiction, go watch Teletubbies idk.

[laalaaisqueen]

I take Lenny's dehumanization and Dissociation and make it worse

There was no color.

The touch was present, but it felt like a vague acknowledgment, akin to a computer being aware of which user is logged in.

It seemed they were anxious, tapping the mouse repeatedly, hoping the cursor would unfreeze.

Usually, it was comforting to be nothing—just restart like a device, and things would likely work a bit better when turned back on again.

All that existed was the breathing body.

Yet something clawed at the edges, resembling a Teletubby emotion.

This struck a wrong chord because machines are obviously not Teletubbies.

He blinks once, then twice, then three times.

Any attempts to cling back to the emptiness were thwarted by the anxious, repeated use of a word.

It took him longer than it should have to realize the voice was saying his name.

Lenny darts his purple eyes to the massaging motion on his wrist.

There was no glow, so maybe he had been asleep.

He couldn't really remember what he had been doing.

He looks around the room as his brain tries to figure out where he is.

It hadn't gotten this bad in his town, and along with the obvious evidence, he knew he wasn't in Lizza's house.

This room wasn't very big, so it wasn't a dome, and it wasn't the underground lab.

In fact, he wasn't in his lab at all; he wasn't at the base.

Lenny could only find the last remaining answer.

He was in his shared bedroom with his Fluff. He couldn't come up with a name right now.

He was lying on the bed, so he must have been asleep.

Lenny finally turns to fully look at the person next to him.

Guardian's pale eyes stared at him, a mix of relief and anxiety.

Lenny feels fine now, so he isn't sure why Snowball still looks that way.

"...What time is it?" His voice sounds monotone to his ears.

"Late. This was a really bad one."

Lenny blinks. "It didn't feel bad." In that moment, he couldn't understand why anyone would think that comforting numbness could be bad. After all, you wouldn't tell someone not to eat their comfort food.

"It was bad," Guardian insisted. Well, if he was going to insist, then it must have been bad.

"How so?" His limbs didn't feel uncomfortably stiff, so he must not have been gone for too long.

"Your pulse and breathing changed." Guardian moved to his stomach, positioning himself on top of Lenny, which answered his unasked question about how he would have known.

Being this close made it obvious, along with the white Teletubby's talent for reading body language very well.

Lenny wasn't sure if his current state was better than being nothing, but he decided to think about that more in the morning.

[mikeylivesattheend]

(Robin) Jason todd traveled to see the solar eclipse w/out bruce & ran into joker. Only issue is joker was selling fake solar eclipse glasses so jason ofc confronted him. They got into a pretty intense tussle in this rural town along the midwest.........

& thats why the teletubbies had a face in their sun

[polkadotart]

where would they both like to go for a trip?? if molly had a special attribute like they do in teletubbies what would it be? is there something that lex wpuld like to get better at but he keeps on putting it off?

I’ve pictured them on a trip lex was going to a wedding and he took molly along so she could meet his family. Though if it was just some spur of the moment trip I’m not sure I think Molly and Lex leave together a lot but they never go far maybe an hour out of town spend a couple nights in a small hotel other than that I don’t imagine them taking much trips together.

I’m not sure about the second question… ok well maybe I do so I’ve had this idea for a long while that Molly’s skin was very see through like you could faintly see her guts and stuff idk if that counts. I also imagine that if you looked into her head instead of a brain you’d see strange floating bits twirling and shifting from one form to the next a weird sort of neural phenomenon.

Lex has always wanted to make a full album of music or at least a single but he never gets to it he seems to mostly do well helping other people record music but he hates doing it just because he wants to. The music he does makes usually ends up hidden in large audio tracks he routinely deletes for the sake of space lol they are all improvised with no real comprehensive melody sometimes just unpolished stuff that goes nowhere. He tends to do this when he feeling pretty empty and not doing well at all music reflects this because it doesn’t sound that good lol doesn’t mean that doesn’t do it when he feeling ok.

But yeah he would like to actually make a song.

[lovelyxenofan]

I made these two teletubby ocs solely as Deer man's first members of his group that he's building up for a reason. This is part of the lore from my Teletubbies horror story.

His name is Green Bean, some people call him GB. He's a friendly Hispanic medium tubby who used to live in a local town in the state of Spain as a teenager. But GB was taken away out of his home by the police after hanging out with a innocent looking hot pink female teletubby, who told him that she could help him find his missing relatives. GB was still thinking about the hot pink female teletubby after he was taken away to a facility far away from his home, where they conducted experiments and tests on GB to analyze what he is and accused him of doing crimes. Six years later, GB escaped from the facility and killed some of the employees brutally that treated him like dirt. Since then, GB was not the same person he once was. He may be crazy, but he still had his old self intact. And some new changes that he learned about himself.

Alright, That's GB's short story, Now it's time to explain this handsome man, Orange (I need some better name suggestions for this guy honestly)! He is a very ignorant guy who used to live in Colombia, and is know to have a stick up his big ass. He likes to play mind games with his opponents, and always had a hard time with making friends. When Orange was a kid, his parents taught him that bullying was the best way to get what he wants in order to succeed. Which was their way to neglect him often. Not only that Orange believed them, he wanted to follow in their footsteps to be a good person. But Orange never realized that his parents were very manipulative and neglected him so much, they wanted their son to be just like them. And soon, he would be doing arson and stabbing people in the back while he gained their trust. This not only affected Orange's behavior towards everyone, but it also affected his relationships very badly too.

I hope that you all enjoy these stories about GB and Orange! I love their designs a lot, and I'll keeping making other fandom stuff during spring break my friends ❤️

[zirhlikuzgun]

January's classic experience: A classic saga of January's good-old adventures (prior to the Pokémon experience) - Part 123 = {Driving Ib and Ib - Part 123 🠊 The Triss team's sitcom show - Part 123 🠊 Parody adventures with Luffe and Sjanne - Part 123 🠊 The Angora guys by night - Part 123 🠊 Fritz and Poul (ft. Split) records their livestream commentary for "January and co.'s hero-brave sad-to-fab quest thru their hero-brave journey from sad to fab" - Part 123} ▶ [Mr. Müller's audio/video commentary for "January and co.'s hero-brave sad-to-fab quest thru their hero-brave journey from sad to fab"] January's hero-brave journey from sad to fab - Part 123 = [Mr. Schüster's audio commentary for "January and co.'s pre-historic quest"] January and co.'s pre-historic quest - Part 123 = January and co. saves the day, to break the pre-historic spell - Part 32: January and co. fights those crises in Planet Madson - Part 18: January and co. engages their super-hero-brave starmen-slaying struggles - Part 7: January and co. wipes out a lot of starmen, cause they're boosting up some bocket-rockie stunts

And now, back to the show.

...

7171.7171.7171."What has that got to do with anything"

7172.7172.7172.January and co. obtains a bocket rockle

7173.7173.7173."Oh, that's nice of it"

7174.7174.7174.January and co. adds some space just in case

7175.7175.7175.January and co. wipes out that evil eternity

7176.7176.7176.January and co. heads onward, far far away, to the hobbiville

7177.7177.7177.January and co. takes that stink with thou

7178.7178.7178."If you know, then you know"

7179.7179.7179.January and co. can do it whatever it works

7180.7180.7180.January and co. escapes that gluttonous dungeon ever

7181.7181.7181."I gotta suggest that i will wish that i will return back home, after having accomplished our hero-brave sad-to-fab quest"

7182.7182.7182.Moneymoneymoneymoney

7183.7183.7183."I approve of what just happened"

7184.7184.7184.January and co. heads into the depths of hell

7185.7185.7185.January and co. thwacks the manly feesh

7186.7186.7186.January and co. receives all two of them

7187.7187.7187.January and co. whacks that spiky jerky

7188.7188.7188.January and co. are at the welcoming committee

7189.7189.7189.January and co. can't wait to dominate the world

7190.7190.7190.January and co. witnesses that it came from outer space

7191.7191.7191.January and co. tackles those sharks

7192.7192.7192.January and co. gets satisfying about a bear friend

7193.7193.7193.January and co. saves the day at the ghost town

7194.7194.7194.January and co. helps together by sucha boy genius

7195.7195.7195.January and co. visits Mr. Saturn

7196.7196.7196.January and co. recovers the buried treasure

7197.7197.7197.January and co. goes trippy dippy

7198.7198.7198.January and co. drinks some lemon tea

7199.7199.7199.January and co. gets outta here from the dungeon man

7200.7200.7200.January and co. gets shy

7201.7201.7201."Hey, listen"

7202.7202.7202.January and co. shields it at their bodies

7203.7203.7203.January and co. meets some people at the neighborhood

7204.7204.7204.January and co. engages those teletubby dropouts

7205.7205.7205.January and co. beats those terroristing slugs

7206.7206.7206.January and co. gets a bad touch

7207.7207.7207.January and co. are so suporma

7208.7208.7208.January and co. shall never spread too many seeds

7209.7209.7209.January and co. beats the nature's bomb squad

7210.7210.7210."Are you implying something"

7211.7211.7211."Where's his wallet again"

7212.7212.7212.January and co. bewares of that bear

7213.7213.7213.January and co. pays him byack with mah-neeeah

7214.7214.7214.Somebody gets paid way too much

7215.7215.7215.January and co. steals its beard too

7216.7216.7216.January and co. gets lousy

7217.7217.7217."La la la! Ding! Scary!"

7218.7218.7218.January and co. experiences some technical difficulties

7219.7219.7219.January and co. trains their workout

7220.7220.7220.January and co. are training their workout

7221.7221.7221."Feed me, January"

7222.7222.7222.Max got his "best friend"

7223.7223.7223."Oooo la la"

7224.7224.7224.January and co. reads the most expensive newspaper ever

7225.7225.7225."FUS RO DAWG"

7226.7226.7226."I knew it was him all along"

7227.7227.7227."Welcomel to Soonmide"

7228.7228.7228.January and co. does resemble ash, after all

7229.7229.7229.January and co. are going 88 miles at an hour

7230.7230.7230."It's bigger on the inside"

7231.7231.7231.January and co. gets a "Special" magic cake, indeed

7232.7232.7232.January and co. makes way for P.W.V.

7233.7233.7233.January and co. trains to exercise in the sky

7234.7234.7234.January and co. makes it perfect of exercising in the sky

7235.7235.7235.January and co. sits the beach chair: that only weak thing

7236.7236.7236.January and co. has those rules of canon

7237.7237.7237."I choose P.W.V."

7238.7238.7238.January and co. defeats the Kraken

7239.7239.7239.January and co. engages the everlasting gobstopper

7240.7240.7240."Who's Billy"

7241.7241.7241."I need a playmate"

7242.7242.7242.January and co. gets some monkey love

7243.7243.7243.January and co. reacts to P.T.

7244.7244.7244.January and co. gets puked

7245.7245.7245.January and co. engages that grueling experience

7246.7246.7246.EV trains Sessy

7247.7247.7247.January and co. does some SOMA

7248.7248.7248.January and co. exterminates a lot of starmen

7249.7249.7249.January and co. goes all the way past the Stonehenge base

7250.7250.7250.January and co. receives the monkey love power

7251.7251.7251.January and co. gets superhot

7252.7252.7252.Sessy are sucha clever girl

7253.7253.7253.January and co. engages the final your sanctuary location

7254.7254.7254.January and co. wipes out those mailicious rocky horror lips

7255.7255.7255.January and co. challenges the apple kid

7256.7256.7256.Meteoraga

7257.7257.7257.January and co. confronts too many weird battles

7258.7258.7258.January and co. shoots those sharks

7259.7259.7259."Frankie goes to Hollywood"

7260.7260.7260.January and co. wipes out those brutal ducks, along with those stingy ants

7261.7261.7261."Fuck the police"

7262.7262.7262.January and co. receives an 1-up/right/down/left mushroom

7263.7263.7263."I may be kind of stinky"

7264.7264.7264.January and co. has some pencil problems

7265.7265.7265.January and co. gets blue

7266.7266.7266.January and co. hates to steal the thunder

7267.7267.7267.January and co. are always making it together

7268.7268.7268.January and co. accomplishes it outta here in Twoson

7269.7269.7269.January and co. pumps it up with the Runaway Five

7270.7270.7270.January and co. had never met this

7271.7271.7271."Don't interrupt me"

7272.7272.7272.January and co. finds a lovely grinding spot

...

We'll be right back after the break...

[thedarthcar]

Ok, so Paulie is on the run from the law. She is the most feared outlaw. EVER. You might wonder what her crime is.... it's a crime for true love. In this short tale, you will learn just how she became the person she has became... the fear some Paulie and paul.

⭐️521 Words

Ok, hit the drums, yall

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Here we start our story in the wild town of Liverpool. Known for their music and the best band known to the wild folks. The bugs. Their music is just trippy and fun. Anybody can get sucked up into it (literally). Paul, the band's banjo player was very odd. He almost looked like a girl with his long eyelashes and idk um pretty lips???????? Thats besides the point. Today theu were playing a big gig but there was bad news going around that the concert was going to have some criminals come. (Theu never do I changed my mind)

Paulie has just arrived to the town. She is straight gangster ofc. But the werid thing she has noticed is that girls are pointing to her screaming saying "omg it's paul!!!!" She was confused because 1 her name is Paulie and 2 how did they almost know her name?

Suddenly 3 boys rush up to her...

The one with the big fat nose yelled to her saying "Come on paul we are gonna miss out show!!" Paulie tried to explain "but i-" But the boys dragged her to the show. They brought her on stage and they were so confused when the bitch couldn't paul the banjo! They thought at frist paul was jokeing "erm what the flip☝️" the one with 2 stuipd around glasses says. Then the skinny legend man goes up to Paulie to yell at paul to play. But when he is just about to yap BOOM. there's paul right behind Paulie. "WHHAAATTT" all the boys say at the same time Exactly. Then bomb Paulie turns around looking at paul and falling in love with her twin. OMG who started playing who let the dogs out by the Baha men! What now everyone is in fantasy suits and dresses. Wait why is Ronald reagan in a pope outfit. "Do you take this may to be your pookie for ever and ever?" Ronald Reagan says sexly. "Sure" and then Paulie and paul kiss BUT the kiss was to powerful. It ended up killing Ronald Reagan. "MR UNTIED STATES PRESIDENT!" Paul says in a scared tone. "It's ok this will be his second time dying" Paulie respond to her husband-wife who has now jumped in her arm being carried Bridal Style. Paulie hears the cops donkeys as they approach the stage. But this wasn't paulies frist Rodeo. No literally this was like her 5th. She grabs her pookie paul and jump on the bull with a man's head. "Need a ride the bull says" the bull says "yes please🥺" Paul says. But this bull just says "Well I'm not giving it to you" and starts to buck the to trying to get them off. But Paulie tames the beast and Paulie and paul run in to the sunset (the sunset is the Teletubbies sun).

🤠🐄🐮👢

The end

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

I Want to Taste Consumption

by theowiththequill

A near-death experience gives Wilbur the power to control anyone with a few honeyed words. Suffice it to say, he catches a few eyes. Suddenly every hero, villain, and random Joe (looking at you, Animal Control) in l'Manburg seems to be after him. Now he's running for his life from a possible god, a small army of trained cats, half a dozen supervillains, and some weirdo whose hero costume really makes him look like a teletubby.

And all Wilbur wanted to do was graduate in one piece.

***

Tommy is finally out of the heroes' grasp, out of Dream's control, and he's looking forward to staying under the radar as a local pianist, sneaking in to burn his file in town hall, and then disappearing forever. There's just one complication: the hopelessly untrained but ridiculously powerful university student who seems to have latched onto him.

Shit's about to get weird, and fast.

***

Wilbur superpower origin story, anyone?

Fic title from Cradles by Sub Urban.

Words: 1213, Chapters: 1/80, Language: English

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Characters: Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Sam | Awesamdude, Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & Phil Watson | Philza, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, Clay | Dream & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, Wilbur is a university student, Supervillain Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Supervillain Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot Needs a Hug, TommyInnit Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), Hurt/Comfort, TommyInnit Gets a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), Angst with a Happy Ending, or is it...?, Jk it is I empathize too much with my characters and will die before I give them a bad ending, Dark Sleepy Bois Inc, But Not in the Creepy Way, Secret Identity

[evilmagician430]

teletubbies out on the town laalaa!!!

[ao3feed-destiel-02]

Devil in Disguise

Devil in Disguise https://ift.tt/noC6AQd by 1Official_Unholy_Water1 This is my first Fanfic so be prepared Henny and Oakly watch out for each ever since childhood. The duo carry enough baggage for a whole town, but not as much as the Winchester bc you know they depresso 😏. Running from their problems can only work for so long and they know it. On one fateful day a man in a green hood shows up injured changed their screwed up life for the better (surprisingly). Saving the world and also dealing with relationship problems what could be better. Words: 1071, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Arrow (TV 2012), Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Categories: F/M, M/M Characters: Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Sam Winchester, Thea Queen, Oliver Queen, John Diggle (DCU), Roy Harper, Lucifer (Supernatural), Adrian Chase, Crowley (Supernatural) Relationships: Sam Winchester/Original Female Character(s), Castiel/Dean Winchester Additional Tags: Major Character Injury, Character Death, Violence, Demons, Angels, Body Horror, Possession, Kidnapping, Psychological Torture, Implied/Referenced Torture, Blood and Gore, References to Teletubbies (TV), Lucifer had the mentality of a child, Selling of Souls, Gay, Flashbacks, Hell, Orphans, People being stupid, Sam Winchester loves Taylor Swift, Dean Loves Cas, Protective Castiel (Supernatural), Past Relationship(s), Gang Violence, Character Undeath, lucifer is desperate via AO3 works tagged 'Castiel/Dean Winchester' https://ift.tt/Nuz2gAb March 04, 2023 at 06:04PM

[emaleetipton-blog]

When you’re out making music and the Teletubbies just stroll on by…. I love down town Boise. (at The Mode Lounge) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ci6jpKKun41/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[aero-skipper]

Animes in a nutshell

Fullmetal Alchemist: You can’t handle the truth!

Blue Exorcist: Satan’s ironically pure son faces many challenges including discrimination.

Yuri on Ice: Skating gays try to out-gay each other on live television.

Boku no Hero Academia: L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. tries and fails to murder a class of high schoolers.

Haikyuu: Short sun child teams up with the milk man, the moon, and a bunch of birds to win volleyball matches.

Attack on Titan: Ba Sing Se if the Fire Nation was into vore.

Kuroko no Basuke: The invisible man and the teletubbies use lightning to own each other in b-ball.

Land of the Lustrous: Characters breaking are an accurate representation of both the characters’ and the audience’s emotional states.

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.: And not a single fuck was given that day.

Hunter X Hunter: I have a license, it says I can do whatever I want.

One Punch Man: Come at me, bro.

Soul Eater: Everybody scream! Everybody scream! In our town of Halloween...

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A messy writing from that new AU

Anne signed up to shoot things, not to travel towns and cities to find someone to figure out this coding mystery.

To backtrack, there was something...big coming towards Sun camp. All they knew that it was big and that the enemy that sent towards their way to just wipe them out instead of engaging in a proper fight. Cowards.

While they managed to hack into the controls of the missile that has the burning power of god herself, no one knew what to input to force the weapon to stop its path.

Luckily it was a slow thing since no frantic calls.

They've had no luck so far, and she wondered if there was anyone actually smart enough for this.

Richard and Dutch were the only 'people persons' which meant they were good with interacting with Teletubbies to ask around.

"IDs."

Anne looked around suspiciously. Were they being pulled over? Why did this town have a toll looking gate.

"Sure, but why?" Without anyone's permission, Richard snatched everyone's IDs and gave them to the Teletubby.

"Security reasons, we rarely get visitors." The worker swiped the cards in some kind of card scanner.

Anne tapped the car window, rolling her eyes.

"Alright, you can all pass."

Richard takes the cards back and throws them inside while putting his hands back on the wheel.

"RICHARD!"

First they had to find a lot to leave the car and then do the boring task of asking around if anyone knows a single soul that can hack into things like missiles. A complete fictional situation, totally, nothing weird or suspicious.

"Maybe Lenny could help you with that!" The Teletubby, for some reason, looked at Anne as they spoke.

She certainly was not asking, why not say it to Dutch's dumb face?

Richard almost walked off.

"Richie, we need an address." Miles pushed at his stomach to stop him.

"...Oh right!" Richard awkwardly laughs.

Anne crossed her fingers that this wasn't a goose chase as Richard knocks on the door. Doubt clawed at her insides when a black tinted purple Teletubby opened the door.

She looked fairly confused on what several Teletubbies were doing here.

"We're not scammers, we need a genius to hack into a thing before it destroys a military camp." As Anne speaks, she sees Miles wince. Couldn't blame him since she tended to say regrettable things in interactions.

The young woman stares at them for a few seconds before looking at Anne, "Well I suppose you can go in the backyard."

The pink Teletubby blinks. "...Just me?" Hasn't she made it obvious that these types of interactions aren't at the top of her skills list?

"...Lenny will probably have a panic attack, or faint, or throw up if several men are in the same room as him."

"...Alright?" Anne takes the device from Dutch and walks around the house.

"Also make sure to announce your presence so you don't startle him!"

Anne enters the yard to see an indigo Teletubby knelt in front of what she assumes is a taken apart satellite dish.

She recalls the woman's words and bangs on a nearby metal container.

"What the fuck?!" He suddenly jumps on his feet, covering his ears.

"Uh, whoops, sorry."

He looks at her blankly, his shoulders were tensed up, but they relaxed upon seeing her. Which was odd since they haven't met before.

"I heard you're the one good at tech nerd stuff and we need to shut off a missile before it destroys a military camp." She shows him the device.

He silently stares some more before taking the I-Pad shaped thing and maybe was analyzing it.

Lenny then takes out his phone and she watches the motion of him tapping on something then typing.

Anne was baffled when he turned the phone around.

I can't shut it off from here, I'll have to go to the camp itself to actually stop its pathway.

The confusion mainly came from on why he was typing this down instead of speaking.

...Though should she mention that if he really wants to help, he'll be stuck in a car of other men considering that woman said Lenny will faint or throw up if he's in a room with men.

For some reason Lenny still wanted to help them despite him freezing up when he saw Miles, Richard, Dutch, Finn, and Conor.

But Anne still tried to make it bearable for him. "Okay, maybe Conor and Miles can share the passenger seat, and Dutch and Finn stay as close to the left window and I'll sit in the middle so Lenny will be isolated from you two from his right window seat."

Lenny distracted himself with the device by looking more at it while the cat he brought into the car emitted hissing and growling noises at the men in the car.

Dutch made a face, knowing very well they'll have to stop at a hotel at least once.

"Richard we can't stop at a hotel!" Anne insisted.

"But I'm tired-"

"Then just stop for coffee and tank it through. Or ask Conor to drive, the hotel might not allow the cat to come in!"

Everyone wasn't eager to argue with Anne all night so they concluded that they'd take turns.

Richard could cry in relief when the camp came into sight, they had already stopped the driving and were now hiking back. Lenny had basically sped ahead of them.

They all jumped hearing a very loud thump.

Anne ran ahead, confused on what made such a loud noise. Ten inches away from the whole camp was the missile, Lenny had very quickly shut it down.

Maybe relief could have stayed if it wasn't for yelling and gun fire that followed a few minutes later.