#terrible t-shirts

[oldmannapping]

HC: Everyone in Gotham is obsessed with 23 and Me because they all want to be related to the Batfam.

The Bats bleed a lot at crime scenes, and Gotham cops hate them.

Police submit vigilante DNA to Ancestry and 23 to see if they get any leads to their identities.

It’s a bust on that front but the general public gets so excited at finding out whether they’re related to the Batclan. It becomes a conversation starter: “So which one are you? I’m Signal’s fifth cousin!” “No way! I’m Spoiler’s fifth!” “Let’s be friends!”

Everyone’s obsessed with getting a Nightwing hit; it’s like the Golden Ticket because no one in Gotham has matched with him yet.

It’s so normal for Gothamites to just casually chat about it and visitors from other cities are like “Uhhhhhhh why are you all obsessed with being related to each other???” and they make Gotham-is-inbred jokes because they don’t get that the Batfam isn’t ACTUALLY related (mostly).

There’s merch, mug, badges, hats, and t-shirts that say “I got this shirt from my cool auntie Batwoman, she’s tough and sassy and if you mess with me they’ll never find your body”.

Gotham loves its weird little superheroes.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

[lazylittledragon]

what do you get when you have a very uncoordinated child, a glass door and a single dad who sometimes forgets both of these things

[sansofhumor]

bad to the bone PAPYRUS

[quietbirdee]

they’re just chilling 🐍🐦✨

[crimeronan]

AU hunter and luz are like. we spent about a year with emotional distance between us because one of us was stupidly pushing the other away to handle belos herself and it sucked and was bad and neither of us enjoyed it. now we've worked out that we want to be there for each other and don't find the other burdensome so we're together almost 100% of the time with very few exceptions also we freak when we're not in close enough proximity to hold the other bc we're so scared of being in danger and we've shut out everyone remotely trustworthy bc we're scared of losing what we have if anyone finds out how fucked up we are. if either of us was sick of the other we'd detangle our shit but we like each other So Much so we're just gonna sleep together 5eva and both have godawful nightmares whenever the other isn't there to grab onto. there's nothing wrong with us and we are both coping super well it's just that we can't be apart for more than a couple hours at most or we'll become crazy. so we won't. thanks for coming to our ted talk

meanwhile everyone even remotely close to them is like "......ok. you guys are getting worse. you get how you're getting worse, right,"

[theophagie-remade]

T-T 🩷💛

+ a few instances of Uraraka fully embodying Toga's type of battered and bloody people who do their best

(+ the kissing/sucking blood ambivalence in japanese + Uraraka calls Toga's smile beautiful in japanese)

[feykrorovaan]

I feel like Dorian Pavus and Taliesin would get on swimmingly.

[geekynightowl1997]

"I count on the simplest and ugliest plan. Not plan "A" , no, but like plan "G." You know, the quick, the simple, ugly plan that I know is gonna work if everything goes bad. I just pretty it up a little bit, add this or that." -Nate Ford

[blackwaxidol]

it is 6:30am. mutuals join me under my weighted blanket please...

[marshmellowtea]

i’m watching noel’s new video and holy shit i need alex’s shirt

[dykefever]

it's so funny when english ppl are like ohhhh my godd it's so hot i'm god i am sweatinggggg it's like bruv take off the jeans 😂👍🏻

[streamingcolors-gvf]

The question is… should I crop my $50 new greta shirt to make it fit cuter or should leave it alone in it’s weirdly fitting unisex boxiness

😭

[kanerallels]

Dude wait I think Rosy connected the Salttina dots

[911onabc]

im literally so nosy as well i should have a tshirt made as a warning of sorts

omg matching shirts <3 i think we should all just make shirts that list all of our red flags. get them out in the open.

[furrama]

I think I want to make tshirt designs. Like, that other people could buy sure but also for me? Because I wear tshirts pretty much 24-7 and I don't know if you've noticed but if you're just trying to get your allotted three new shirts a year (to replace the ten year old ones that are falling apart or too ugly and faded to wear in public) then lol good luck. Everything in my brick and mortars are pretty ugly and trite and this wasn't always so. I don't order from the nicer design websites because they're too expensive and not quite what I want either (although they are less embarrassing).

Now how on earth do I do this.