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sunbentshadows · 2 months

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So, about that outage, huh

#crowdstrike #also I made it!! lots of people asking!!#blue screen of death #pour one out for the tech babes our team was on from 2A-5 and we're one of the lucky ones #all sync issues are tumblr's fault #it literally syncs perfectly on my pc ://#*i* thought it was funny

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cowardlycowboys · 9 months

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girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs

GIRL GENDER FUNNY‼️ POST MADE BY MOST FEMININE HE/THEY SHUT UP‼️

#omg kiera no one cares #admitting u have needs and stuff is so embarrassing like I'm literally an adult grow up #like I'd rather go crazy then ask if you still like being around me and love me #unfortunately that's unhealthy and i gotta work on that but until thats complete i will think about being gutted like fish instead

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noodles-and-tea · 7 days

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Little Stan getting manipulated by Bill has excellent angst potential but consider.

Stanley just, keeps tricking Bill. Because Bill would definitely massively underestimate Stanley and how far he’ll go to protect Ford (like in the actual show). We also know Stanley has the street smarts between the twins and could absolutely tell Bill is full of it.

And because Bill would absolutely loose his mind if he kept getting foiled by a snot nosed eight year old that isn’t even supposed to be here

I like to think that he doesn’t even try that hard he just does not even care about bill

#I saw someone saying that ford calls bill this master manipulator that uses mind tricks to get his way #but ford is just socially inept and desperate for validation from his muse that he just #falls for it insanely easily #ford and fidds being all like “BEWARE BILL - HE’LL TRY TRICK YOU!! HE’S DANGEROUS!!”#and little Stan is confused like “you mean that guy who tried to convince me to sell you out for like knowledge or whatever?”#remember - Stan is literally the one who tells dipper how to defeat Bill in their first fight with him #he’s also the one to finally beat him at the end #and the only one NOT to make a deal with Bill #I reckon even as a kid he wouldn’t give his brother up for anything.#my art #ask #twins in time au #stan pines #stanley pines #bill cipher

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spraypaintstainonawhitewall · 2 months

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i still have one more episode in season 4 but uh

#no seriously #what the actual fuck is going on #no one literally no one asked for this #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #lila pitts #ben hargreeves #luther hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #tua #tua s4 #tua s4 spoilers #and i thought season 3 was bad #seriously who authorized this #the series is no longer canon to me i need to read the comics on a 3 hour loop

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bacchuschucklefuck · 1 month

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no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #figueroth faeth #riz gukgak #adaine abernant #fabian seacaster #gorgug thistlespring #kristen applebees #fh class quangle #my! class swap thing! I guess this is like the poster for it now #got overinvested and finished it properly instead of winging it lol #in closeup order: cleric!gorgug; bard!riz; rogue!fabian; sorcerer!kristen; barbarian!fig; artificer!adaine #this one does have the harpoon gun I'd give fabian during sophomore year but literally only figured out for this piece lol #I like how it looks tho Im glad I hashed it out #thinking abt power armor adaine a lot tbh... she has the transhumanist audacity. she's villain-adjacent enough #to attempt unspeakable acts of body improvement #(its funny bc to wear a rig like that would Also demand a certain level of physical strength from you)#also yeah this is the thing with riz holding a megaphone that got me considering #its fun! it fits the aesthetics! maybe it'd grant him range for bardics #maybe he gets to keep that Im just not sure how he'd carry it around lol #fig gets to have all of her makeup... I like almost never remember to draw it usually kdsjfhdjk listen. I just forgor #I always forget makeup is real #also dont ask me what's in kristen's thermos it Is usually tea but you truly never know #sometimes its soup. it can be lighter fluid. soap perhaps. hot chocolate #also if u come knocking on my door abt kristen's somatic in this piece: I wont be home #she gets to be gross especially bc shes funny and 17yo and gay. we give it to her #okay I. whoo I should lay down. finally I can move on to other things #cheers! wahoo. yahha perhaps

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fanaticalthings · 4 months

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Bruce coming home one day to find Robin Jason clinging onto a chandelier with Dick below him cheering him on.

Bruce: Jason what are you doing?

Jason: Dick said that you missed his antics after he moved out and so he’s teaching me how to be a better son

Dick: After this we’re going to drive the Batmobile into the bay :D

Jason: We’re going to what? I mean yeah! Right into the water.

Jason trying to whisper to Dick: Dick I can’t swim though

This just further fuels the chaotic dynamic of Dick and Jason during a time where Dick was still going through his teenage angst and was absolutely not a benevolent role model LMAO

I mentioned it in this post, but it's just so funny to me to imagine a Jason who grew up with an absolutely WILD Dick Grayson as an older brother, while the younger batkids grew up with a more mellowed out and mature (arguable but when measured against the other kids, he wins by a landslide) Dick Grayson.

Robin!Jason era:

Dick: You wanna go out and get high?

Jason: I can't, I have homework.

Dick, sputtering: HOMEWORK?

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Dick, about to do an elaborate (and totally not dangerous) acrobatic move in the manor: Watch this, littlewing

Jason: You shouldn't do that, it'll make Bruce upset.

Dick, on the brink of angry tears: Why are you like this.

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Jason, dejected: Listen, I know you don't approve of me because you think I'm not good enough as Robin, but-

Dick: Not good enough as Robin? I don't care about that, I just think you're a little bitch

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Dick taking Jason out on a hangout for the first time: OK, looks like I got my work cut out for me. Take out a notepad and write everything down. I will NOT have my successor embarrass me like this. So what you wanna do to piss off Bruce-

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[Years later, Jason returning to Gotham with the fury of a thousand suns and the chaos to match it]: I'm gonna make your life a living HELL, Bruce

Dick, older and relatively more chilled out: Okayyyyy, maybe let's just– calm down a lil, haha, no need for the theatrics

Jason, betrayed, observing a Dick Grayson who is teaching his new younger siblings to behave and be mature: Dick, what the FUCK

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Present!Dick, mentoring Tim: Make sure not to be too impulsive, don't wanna raise Bruce's blood pressure

Red Hood!Jason spying on them from afar: Who even ARE you??

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Jason: So you teach me ALL of that, only to turn into the ONE thing you despised so greatly all those years ago

Dick, sweating: Well-

Jason: I'm ASHAMED. How can you be worthy of being called my PREDECESSOR?

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captain-flint · 5 months

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Tommy 'my priority is Evan' Kinard

#evan buckley #tommy kinard #bucktommy #kinley #911 #911 spoilers #911edit #911 abc #oliver stark #lou ferrigno jr #one thing about tommy is he'll be there!#whether it's chim calling for help or eddie asking to hang out or buck asking him out #HE 👏 WILL 👏 BE 👏 THERE 👏#this man cares so much 😭#but he's also so gone on buck it's actually adorable #he worked like an 18 hour shift in a literal FIRE and didn't even stop to rest or shower before he ran to buck #(also my PS is acting up pls don't look at the quality of these gifs)#my stuff

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markscherz · 3 months

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Behold, the European platonic ideal of a frog.

#frog #animals #wildlife #nature #amphibian #the fact that the literal bog-standard frog in Europe is commonly known as the 'edible frog' is also quite telling #I say European platonic ideal because this is NOT what the ideal frog looks like if you were to average all modern frogs out #for one that frog would almost certainly be brown #but also it would be MUCH smaller #and have probably much less webbed feet #Pelophylax #Pelophylax kl. esculentus #why yes my son does have sauropod gumboots thanks for asking

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hellsitegenetics · 3 months

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would you perhaps do the Danny Phantom opening theme?

https://dannyphantom.fandom.com/wiki/Danny_Phantom_Opening

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#tumblr genetics #genetics #asks #requests #sent to me #danny phantom #ocean #worms #bone-eating worms #this is one of the coolest things to show up on the blog so far holy shit #these worms eat whale carcasses #the genus name osedax literally means bone eating #they're also known as boneworms or zombie worms #fucking badass all around. absolute perfection #thank you danny fenton

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valtsv · 3 months

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burned my fingers breaking toast for the birds this morning and i would do it again. i would set myself on fire to keep them warm if asked.

#🐉#literally no one is asking for that please stay safe

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mobius-m-mobius · 11 months

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Mobius + being the only one to notice

#mobius #loki #lokius #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #loki spoilers #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #the INSTANT 'you okay?' from mobius when loki timeslipped back the very first time 😭😭#he saw he noticed he asks he CARES #the only one who does #literally became his glorious purpose and now it's the only thing in this world he can't do oh i'm DISTRAUGHT #(and also working 'what the shit are you doing' into my life as an essential but that's beside the point)#anyway. back to giffing and crying lol #loki s2 spoilers #marvel #owenwilsonedit #dianagifs

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rapidhighway · 4 months

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HI, i'm just gonna drop this in your lap and run actually, a future AU

Part 2

#this is an au #idk what im gonna do after i post this #i mean i know i have assignments to do #im literally just trying to be ambitious if i finish this it won't be long hueueue #OK BYEEE #shadow the hedgehog #art #comic #sonic #sth #sonic fanart #HHEHHEHEHEHEEEE #say something to me ask me something im literally so nervous rn fdsefdfrgdfc #i hope posting a spread like this will work i just #think it's cool when the two pages connect together and stuff #hope everything's visible if not i'll post normally later or something hnngg #tw blood #ok this will be short i prommy idk when i'll do page 3-4 but it will be simpler than this one #IF i'll draw more HHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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noodles-and-tea · 2 days

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Hey this isn't a question but your style is so comforting I love it so much 💖💖 I love how you draw Ford he's my favorite

Thank you!! 🫶

#he’s probably the one gravity falls character I drew the least over the literal years I’ve been into the show #so with his recent popularity I’ve really had to get to practicing #so that means a lot!!! thank you!!!#my art #ask #gravity falls #Stanford pines #ford pines

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months

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I can't be the only one.

I’ll be honest and say I literally did base William’s face off this image…

#ask reply #I didn’t have it as a ref or anything but I was thinking of it in my minds eye #ALSO YOURE NOT THE ONLY ONE #guys PLEASEE stop sending that Roblox image/jk #FOR this drawing I did want William to have THAT sorta face #that LOOK💅🏾#if you get me #so the Roblox face is very accurate #THE ONLY place it fails is not having the eyebrow #the brow is so important #what is William Afton scheming we may never know #help me the image I posted is literally William Afton #post offing Charlie that’s the security puppet in the background

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visenyaism · 1 year

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me: this test is due at 11:59pm but please do not do anything insane to get it in on time if something comes up for you. if it’s not looking likely just let me know

students in my email inbox at 11:58: