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hwspoland · 1 year

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feliks 'was in a personal union with saxony' lukasiewicz: hey saxony isnt that bad, i really like him :))

gilbert 'has a life long rivarly with sax' beilschmidt and erzsebet 'saxony was the first one to actually defeat them in battle' hedervary: *collective groans*

#hws poland #hws prussia #hws hungary #hws saxony #thats so funny to me istg #*#saxony isnt a real word anymore

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triglycercule · 1 month

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sleep deprived dust can't recognize what's dream and what's real when he goes in and out of consciousness so i think dust is allowed to be incredibly reckless when he's awake but thinks he's in a dream. he will kill whoever passes by him (or attempt to. for him it's an instict to shoot bones anyways.) he will drink 4 bottles of alcohol just because he thinks its just a lucid dream. have incredibly loud conversations with phantom paps because he's asleep so nobody will hear him talk. or just have loud ass breakdowns because again he thinks he's asleep!!! nobody's gonna know what he gets up to in his dreams. and until someone (probably phantom paps) tells him that he's not asleep and this is reality he won't realize until he's done something really reckless

horror is seconds away from exploding dust's skull open with his magic while dust is trying to strangle him and FINALLY phantom paps tells him he's awake and dust snaps out of it. killer is walking around the house with bones sticking out of him like pins on a sewing pattern (casually too. another day in the life for him) and he just asks dust what that was about. dust just gets off of horror and shrugs his shoulders with an idk. and then walks away. this is the 6th time its happened this month

#horror needs to find a way for him to get back at dust for almost killing him #horror IMMEDIATELY booby traps dust's room's door with several fatal traps. and then dust just teleports away to dodge them #horrors incredibly cool bone manipulation power is incredibly underrated. neither dust nor killer can do what he does #when i say people underestimate just how powerful horror is i mean this #he has MANY shows of power where he summons a shitton of bones. or when he's clever and tricky #using tiny bones so his karma can hit the guards more and kill them faster??? GENIUS #granted kist could definitely think of something like that but that doesn't mean horror's a coughing baby #ok back to my original post. i came up with this after doing my little dusttale translation thing #dust is such a fucking asshole during it all istg and i whooped and cheered every time he was a fucking dick #when he doesn't know what to do when in doubt destroy everything you see. what a guy #he'd definitely be a lot smarter than that in real situations but again #he came up with that strategy while he was under the impression that he was in a dream #so i do think this little prick can be quite an unrestrained destructive force when he doesn't know whats real or not #can i just talk more about translated dust because GODDDD he was SO FUCKING COOL IN MAD TIME SERIES I SWEAR #when he plucked floweys petals off him one by one???? and then berated him??? and the nursing home comment??????? fuck i lov him #can you please unspill the spilled blod??? sick ass line. i think he knew from the start he was gonna betray flowey in that one #god i love canon dust so much he's such a sadistic shit. and he likes it. what a freak. HE LIKES IT #the only person he outwardly expressed regret about killing was papyrus. you'd think he'd care more about everyone else but NOPE #or maybe he did in the earlier runs. still doesn't hide from the fact that he was cruel to everyone else. because thats dusttale 4 you #youre on death row and theyve sentenced you to endless torture and then the mtt pulls up #listen man if i were on death row and they were my torturers id let them do whatever. my babies can get back at me for making them suffer #canon horrordust my beloved i love canon horror and dust #idk if killer in this is like totally canon but idc. it's such a funny idea to make him unbothered when he's injured its hilarious #horror and dust's personal little punching bag ✨✨#killer sans #dust sans #horror sans #murder time trio #utmv #tricule hc

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apostate00 · 4 months

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These guys seem trustworthy! :D

#centricide #jreg #centricide conservative #centwocide #centwocide volund #i love this crackship sm #literally all based on this one case #it's INSANE and makes me laugh every time #dannys video on it is so good istg #love these two together #its so funny cuz the pastor admitted to scamming people out of over a million dollars #just on video #to me thats just ChrisCon feeling bad and giving in telling the world about what he's done #voli is in the background screaming as ChrisCon just confesses their whole scheme #also ChrisCON hehe get it

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boxwinebaddie · 3 months

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i'm halfway through this ask meme abt ravenstan staying at the broflovski house for the great hate south park embark and i cannot tell you how much it thrills me that rm!sheila went from hating ravenstan's guts and being like "you are the reason my family is in ruin; you destroyed our lives" to being like *pinches stan's cheek preciously* “this is orev :) and he's my lil matok sheli superstar <3" ft. stan beaming and her constantly mom-whacking jerseykyle with the kochlefl and reprimanding him for 'letting her son in law get away' like not even Raven Of Crimson Dawn but her Literal SON IN LAW.

anyways...branch in my EYE.

#nina speaks #sorry its almost done #but its my favorite subplot #she was like u are a disgrace glowering w her hand on her hip #and now shes giving him the biggest portion at dinner wearing the cd teeshirt smacking geralds wrist like #i'm sorry have u lost ur MIND that is for OREV!!!! >:OOO i'm sorry for yelling orev eat up sweetie i made this special for u :*#ravenstan like gracias senora broflovski thank u very much <3 this looks divine speaking of did you do smthng to ur hair <333 #she is like WOW MY OREV IS SOOOO POLITE UNLIKE SOMMMME PEOPLE *narrows eyes at jersey ft. eyeroll*#incredible content so funny if it stopped stan from leaving she would lie in front of the plane on the landing strip #kyle is like ma hes dating CALL GIRL and shes like thats because you did not WOO HIM HARD ENOUGH!!!!!!! >:((((#u are embarrassing me! i did not raise this way bub!!! i cannot lose that boy kyle i like his tiny tucchus too much #he mistook me for ur sister he has beautiful eyes he lovingly massaged my hands and sang so sweetly to me in spanish #ISTG YOU BETTER GET OUT THERE AND I BETTER SEE A RING ON THAT MANS FINGER WHEN YOU COME BACK #I HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE BUBBELEH #YOU ARE TAKING YEARS OFF MY LIFE #HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME #HDSLKHLKSHDLKHLDS

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marymekpop · 1 year

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⟢ highlight of the hour: my perfect stranger [7/16] ⟣

priceless

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theclosetedskeleton · 11 months

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WHIMSY POSTING PAUSED the day I finally stop my compulsive skin picking habits is the day its OVER for all of my enemies

#stares at my family #why the FUCK do they have to point out everytime I go back to picking my skin #“are you scratching your forehe--” YES!!!!!!! BITCH YOU HAVE EYES #it gets so bad sometimes #i'd go into detail but i dont think anybody wants to know this because. its slightly disturbing like tmi #its not an anxitey related thing 100% though it goes on and off #not correlating with my anxiety #i looked up compulsive skin picking or smth and fucking OCD shows up #which OCD wouldnt be too far fetched the more i think abt it #back on the point with my family #MULTIPLE times my sisters have made some sort of “fun” with my scars/wounds #like theyre “jokes” but theyre not too funny #like you do realize i CANT control when i start/stop. When it starts I cant just say “stop!!!!” and its over #istg some days ill look in a mirror and all of a sudden im entranced #15 minutes go by and BOOM now i have to make sure i cover my forehead w/my bangs properly or else ill get comments from my family #wait. was this a vent #falls to my knees IM SO SORRY #oh my god me when tumblr is one of the only places i vent #i doubt thats good though bc yknow digital footprint but then again ive seen way WORSE on a digital footprint #closet rambles again on tumblr

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thescreaminghat · 2 years

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Thresh, writing in his journal: I still firmly believe that most of my troubles would be solved if I could only win over a rich widow who was a little closer to death than anticipated.

Viego: *arrives on the Blessed Isles*

Thresh: *scratches out “widow” and writes “widower”*

#thresh #viego #unbound thresh #thresh is living in a victorian novel istg #trying to rise above his station and scheming plotting girlbossing his way into money #cuz thats what he needs #some coin so he can travel like he always planned #it would have been so fucking funny if he started seducing viego just to get money to leave the blessed isles XDD #grabs that chest of gold and fucking BLASTS outta there afterwards XDD #have fun reviving your dead wife bitch idgaf as long as yall pay me to get out of this dump

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selamat-linting · 1 year

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by the way when i say i like political references in music i dont mean vague jabs at current events i mean guys who sang about some us war crime from the 90s that never got news coverage or guys who put annotations of fucking wikipedia articles in their lyrics. i mean people who sing about politics with earnest, not in this semi-ironic detached jabs or a stupid twitter gotcha or worse, treating the subject matter of the song as something that's gone out of hand and they cant do anything about it but laugh or shrug. political music's only good when its passionate and the singer sung as if they could change the world by speaking their truth in art. i'd choose cheesy over smug apathy.

#music stuff #dgd current events is such a stupid song istg you can tell tillian spent too much time on twitter #thats an example of a bad politics song. even if i agree with him making fun of conservatives i find the song fucking stupid #contrast to... silent planet's panic room #i personally dont give a shit if a us veteran suffer from ptsd like thats on you for willing to die for oil #but the sheer research and care put into the song moved me and yes it does appeal to my principle that everyone need to have healthcare #and housing. so even if i dont have empathy for veterans i would still support ppl who advocate for mental health care and housing for them #also btw. you can a funny political song thats still earnest while pointing out how absurd things are. just look at SOAD

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aroaceofthesea · 2 years

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This quiz is so funny and it has no mercy im begging you to take it

#i got hitler😭😭#my friends all got nazis except for one who got che guevara lmaooo #anyway take it the results are very funny #and when you get the results it shows a graphic comparing your personality with the one thats closest to yours #mine matched almost perfectly😭😭#and then a pic of the villain and who he was #and then they are like there are some aspects of your personality you have to watch out for!! have you ever...#and then it subliminally asks if youve done what your result was its like so fucking funny #mine was like have you ever: - manipulated the ppl in your life? - played favorites? - kept everyone where you wanted?#- refused a compromise bc your idea was better? - disregarded the opinions of your friends and family?#istg it had me laughing out loud on the subway xdd #anyways take it you will most definitely regret it #quiz #mine

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kavehater · 2 months

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I beg have we been playing the same game orrrr

#like Childe he’s obviously a sweetheart but ig I can understand ??? like he’s so rambunctious and loud and whatnot and yk #ig I can see how you can mischaracterise him as that but kaveh ????#the only reasons I can think of is cause he’s an alcoholic which perhaps in some ppls minds that makes him a fuck boy cause you kinda loose #sense when you’re drunk (?) <- the classic stereotype #but I genuinely do not understand like is it the outfit 😭 cause I swear everyone has something to say about his outfit it’s always the #reason for everyone’s complaints 😭😭😭#because the way I look at it is kaveh and I are so similar it’s crazy even his whole argument with alhaitham I’ve had numerous situations #like that but with my parents and istg it’s infuriating to me when they say stuff like alhaitham does #ANYWYAS THATS just a snippet but istg 99% of his character is like a Noor dupe crazy #WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE POINT LIKE IM THINKING OF IT AS THIS you calling him a fuckboy #is like calling me the female equivalent of that and I’m like THATS SO FUNNY ???&;83&3 😭#how does one arrive at such a conclusion he’s just sad and never wants to hurt a fly bro how would he be a fuckboy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 the concept of #him using someone like that is just so ooc and not in the mischaracterisation way in the sense like you just took him and #made him your oc with a completely different personality like heck #although I love alhaitham I can see why ppl would make him out to be a f boy but kaveh is like hell naur 😭#the only situation I’d assume kaveh can be characterised as that is if he gets hammered especially hard with alcohol to the point he just #blacks out or something memory wise and does random stuff #every time I stray from his canon characterisation I see a voice line of his and #I’m like awwwe ☹️ why is he actually precious LMAO he’s so cute and wholesome like how he gets excited over the lightning bolt shape #ORRR when he opens a treasure chest or his joining the party line ABDUSIWKAKSSIN he’s such a cutie #his ‘waaah what are you doing here’ <- line in the event AAAH WHAT AN IDIOT / affectionate WHAT ALMOST 30 YR OLD MAN SAYS WAAAH #I LOVE HIM 😭#dora daily #the way this turned out to be a kaveh lover post by the end I’m actually so sorry #and before we get weird about me liking kaveh sm and saying he’s just like me and a me dupe I wanna preface this by saying #maybe postface cause this is after the fact #ANYWAYS I mean he’s just like the better me he’s Noor pro max frfr

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ko-neko-san · 2 years

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Bitch that's the same person anyway.

#these damn ads istg #this was funny to me #and thats all that matters #labyrinth #shes so relatable tho like damn

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jakeswifey · 4 months

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CALLING ENHYPEN BY THE WRONG NAME AS A PRANK

genre fluff, crack? pairing enha x reader word count 432 warnings mentions of cheating, jealousy(obv), kinda hints about sex?

heeseung wouldn't even be fazed by it. he'll just simply raise his eyebrows and ask you "did i hear you right?" when you confirm what he heard the first time was indeed right. he'd simply toss you over his shoulder saying, “i thought by now you’d now my name since you screa-” "shut up"

jay would do a double take instantly, head whipping so fast that he might accidentally sprain his neck. "what did you just call me baby? is there something you wanna tell me?" when you try to explain that it's just a prank he doesn’t find you funny, not even in the slightest. "you need to stop doing these pranks y/n"

jake would fall for it instantly, his eyebrows furrowed in confusion until he met your eyes. he'd give you a playful smirk, his eyebrows arching in surprise. "did i hear that correctly?" he'd ask, his voice laced with humor. when you confirm, he'd chuckle, shaking his head slightly. "well, well, well, looks like someone's got jokes today." with a swift motion, he'd pull you under him "you sure you're ready for the consequences of calling me that?" he'd say as he starts tickling you

sunghoon would pause for a moment, his expression shifting from whatever he was doing to a focused look, his eyes locking onto yours with a hint of seriousness. "Excuse me?" he'd say, his tone calm but enough to send shivers down your spine, giving you a chance to reconsider what you just said.

sunoo would play along with you "love why would you call me jungwon, you’re not… cheating on me with him right? I mean why else would you call me by his name" he'd say trying so hard to not laugh, but when he'd see your shocked face the giggles spill out as he laughs loudly, his smile stretched wide, his eyes crinkled shut and it’s like music to your ears because god is that the cutest thing ever.

jungwon would not be impressed either. because why are you calling him by some random ass name? he’s glaring and he’s glaring hard. his eyes would turn into a blank annoyed stare when you'd continue to call him by this ridiculous name

riki was caught way too off-guard. boy had to spit out the water he was drinking when he heard you call him sunoo. "thats not my name!" he'd choke out as he glares at you "hey, hey i’m sorry baby it was just a joke…” you'd say patting his back. "one of your jokes will be the death of me istg"

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insertcoolusernamehereee · 11 months

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You've all seen the "Metropolis vs Gotham" stereotype ALOT right? And yeah, its funny, but i propose to you...

Metropolis and Gotham constantly odds, but its because Metropolis wants Batman, and Gotham wants Superman. Like, the people go OFF.

"Fuck Batman, he stopped a crime that i helped him with and he didn't even say HI. @Batman bet Superman would even invite me for coffee."

"Istg Superman needs to gets a new outfit. Like okay, blue and red is so yesterday. @Superman havent you heard black is in? #BatmanInMetropolis"

"Metropolis is so ungrateful, like if your kid goes 'Mom! i want to be like Superman' then obv, we all go 'Thats great billy!' but today my nine year old daughter told me she wants to be Batman and I- does anyone know any good therapist?"

"I was late to hanging out with my friends because Superman kept TALKING TO ME. BET I WOULD BE ABLE TO GO ON THE ROLLER-COASTER I WANTED TO GO TO IF BATMAN WAS THE ONE WHO SAVED THE DAY."

I'm sorry, this idea was stuck in my head and I had to get it out loll

#bruce wayne #clark kent #batman #superman #dc comics #tim drake #damian wayne #metropolis #gotham #dcu #The idea was stuckkk

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youaresimplylovely · 5 months

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Fashion n' Cars (Part Six)

𝗣𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: 𝗟𝗲𝘄𝗶𝘀 𝗛𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘁𝗼𝗻 + F1 Grid 𝘅 𝗩𝗲𝗿𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗽��𝗲𝗻!𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗹!𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: 𝗽𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗳𝗳, 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝘀𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗲𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗲𝘄 >< 𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗱𝗱 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗼𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗹 𝗳𝗰: 𝗘𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗷𝗸𝘄𝗼𝘀𝗸𝗶 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱! 𝗮/𝗻: 𝗹𝗲𝘄 𝗹𝗲𝘄 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗻!?!?! 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗴𝘂𝘆𝘀 𝗶𝗸 𝘆𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝘀𝘀𝘀𝘀

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𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺

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ynverstappen first date with lew lew ><

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maxverstappen1 first picture was actually funny.

ynverstappen AWW BABE HE SAID U'RE FUNNY @lewishamilton lewishamilton he loves me <3 maxverstappen1 not.

georgerussell63 picture credits on the first one, thanks 🤣

landonorris credits also to the guy who beat him. lewishamilton it was one damn match. landonorris and i still won over a world champion 😘

lewishamilton beautiful baby 😍

ynverstappen love u lew leww lewishamilton i love you more baby 😍😘 maxverstappen pure bs. pierregasly istg how does he know these acronyms 😭 maxverstappen1 you can't be serious.

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lewishamilton is this soft or hard launch, idrk baby @ynverstappen

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ynverstappen AWWW THATS CALLED A HARD LAUNCH BABY <33

lewishamilton oh well then it's a hard launch ❤

user6 AWWW MAXIE IS LIKING THE POSTTT AAAA

mercedesamgf1 we see youuuuuu @redbullracing @maxverstappen1

redbullracing 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ maxverstappen1 true.

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josverstappen7 welcome to the family zoon. @lewishamilton

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lewishamilton had fun with you guys! Thank you Jos! 😊

josverstappen7 oh it's not a problem! You can call me dad now 😉 maxverstappen1 DAD!?!?!?! EXCUSE ME!?!!?!? ynverstappen AWW DADDY <333 landonorris which one ynverstappen STFU landonorris lololol

ynverstappen u see dat third pic, that means i still love u @maxverstappen

maxverstappen1 sure. i love you.

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lewishamilton gorgeous baby girl 😘

ynverstappen <33333333 maxverstappen1 i hate every damn moment of this.

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ynverstappen still loooove uuuuuuu maxieeeeeee

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maxverstappen1 so after you post ur date with ur bf u post me? But damn right. i was first. i love you too.

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ashieeeesh · 2 months

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I am so sorry for the dorm name mistakes but im too lazy to look it up forgive me

Tldr: campus menance yuu

Honestly, if american yuu (or any kind of bad yuu) would be so funny because wdym yuu wont grab a chair and bang that shit up against another student because they looked at them a little too long. Wdym, they won't try to make twst version of weed using the pomfiere's equipment and get high everytime they go to class. Wdym, they don't 1 v 5 with the savannah students.

Heartstybul: american yuu, would probably break every one of the rules just for giggles

Savannah: would prob fight everyone coz their hands are rated E for everyone. Would prob bring a weapon tbh 😭

Octavine: honestly i think they would vibe with floyd yknow chaotic duo 😭

Scarbia?: idk they wouldn't bother that dorm coz them and kalim are close idk best friends

Pomfiere?: honestly would beat them up until they make them a twst version of weed or some weird ass drugs

Ignihyde?: honestly thats where they get their weapons from 😭.

Disnomia: honestly i feel likee they would just bully em idk they're like the emo kids at school lunch cant change my mind

Staffs

Crowley: idek tbh i think they would just make their lives a living hell. You got any important documents? Suddenly its being used as their doodle book. Their office? Their new napping place

Crewel: i honestly think that theyre a love hate relationship coz either their to stoned to make a problem and will actually be a good student saying smt along the lines of "they make my head hurt more than thee weed" or probs talk back to crewel.

Trein: would say okay boomer

Sam: they chill they supply them with crazy illegal things for the right student price :D. Also likes to habg out with their shadow friends

Vargas: gone. Wouldn't even show up to class.

Sometimes would ally themselves with jade and floyd to gang up sith some poor unfortunate soul and leave their body somewhere secluded idk

The staff can't do anything about it coz who are they gonna call the parents? The Kid is from another dimension with prob 69 felonies on 3 different countries

Please again im sorry for the dorm names 😭😭

Istg i laugh. evertime i make up scenarios about american yuu

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nerdy-hyperfixations · 6 months

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I just want to remind everyone that Wallace is canonically the worse one to sleep in the same bed with.

Scott can be a bad roommate in every other aspect but GUYS Wallace is the one that canonically snores and kicks in his sleep.

Scott sleeps like a princess with his back against the sheet lying perfectly straight (and also taking all the covers) and Wallace sleeps semi-on-his-side and apparently just fucking punting Scott in the leg every so often (not to mention he talked in his sleep too) and I don’t know why this is important to me but it is.

Because when people draw them cuddling in their sleep it’s always Wallace being normal and Scott turning and snoring and shit but you’re missing out on sleepy-cuddly Wallace turning and snoring on Scott. Let that cringe-fail 25 year old be annoying. Istg.

I’m talking to the Mobillace people too btw. Not that I’ve seen anyone draw them cuddling in bed (which is a CRIME btw. Draw that. For me.) but like imagine how funny it would be: Mobile stays the night for the first time and the hot-weirdo is a bed-menace, snoring and kicking and tossing and turning and suction cupping for warmth and Mobile is like “I want him to be my boyfriend” THATS FUNNY! LIKE-

#scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim vs the world #scollace #scott x wallace #scott pilgrim takes off #wallace wells #mobillace #mobile x wallace #mobile scott pilgrim #I’m sick of the cringe-fail erasure of Wallace #he might be more mature than Scott but that fucker ain’t mature #(however yes generally he is the voice of reason for Scott but anyone can be a voice of reason to Scott. Scott has no internal reasoning /h #I made an analysis post at one point about how I believe the primary reason Wallace manages to do half the shit he does #is because it’s easier to get the motivation to do them if he’s telling off Scott for not doing them #we know DAMN WELL that he is scared of their landlord #considering he got plastered the night before they had to go #(he seems to drink when he’s anxious)#and because of how uncharacteristically timid he was in his office #(and can I mention he said the line ‘it’s not our fault we can’t afford rent’ and like. I don’t know it feels important to point out lol)#but he tells Scott that they *have* to go and there landlord is all bark and no bite #despite being visibly nervous around him #so. the reason he dragged Scott to see him with him is because it would make him feel less nervous to see their landlord #if he focused on dragging Scott to see him instead of his own worries #but I never posted that analysis lol #but all this to say #um #i don’t know #but I’m saying something for sure!

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