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#the beatles incorrect quote
manage-fine-center · 9 days
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https://rachel-310.mxtkh.fun/d/UcwvSOj
https://rachel-310.mxtkh.fun/d/UcwvSOj
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Donnie, to Raph: What kind of girl do you prefer?
Raph: My girlfriend.
Donnie, to Mondo Gecko: And what kind of girl do you prefer?
Mondo Gecko: Uhh, Raph’s girlfriend.
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skullywullypully · 9 months
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Tanjiro: What kind of girl do you prefer? Obanai: My wife.(Mitsuri) Tanjiro: *to Shinobu* What kind of girl do you like? Shinobu: Uh... Shinobu: Obanai's wife.
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argon-things · 3 months
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John: what is scarier than a bridge without fences?
Paul: a car without brakes.
George: a country without rules.
Brian: a band without a manager.
Ringo: George without biscuits.
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nuninho2000 · 6 months
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During Half Blood Prince
Seamus : what kind of girl you like?
Dean : my girlfriend.
Seamus : what kind girl is she?
Dean : she's a nice girl.
[Seamus turns to Harry]
Seamus : what kind of girl you like, Harry?
Harry : Dean's girlfriend.
[ everyone laughs thinking it's a joke ]
[ Dean throws a pillow at Harry thinking that is joke ] : nobody likes a smart-ass.
Inspiration : https://youtu.be/y3ORLUqX6A4?si=R1LuchYBR_sufxM8
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beatlesdiscord · 2 months
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George: there is no future. there is no past. do you see? time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. Everyone at his surprise birthday party: Pattie: so do you want to cut your cake first or
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writerswho · 1 year
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Interviewer, to Ajax: What kind of girl do you prefer?
Ajax: My girlfriend.
Interviewer, to Wednesday: How about you? What kind of girl do you like?
Wednesday: Ajax's girlfriend.
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livefqrever · 6 months
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The Beatles on a Cooking Show
Paul: *Properly demonstrating how to make mashed potatoes*
John: *Sophisticated* "And that dear viewers is how to make toast!"
George: *Pulling out his collection of sprinkles, icing and fondant* "Don't come between a man and his edible cake decorations"
Ringo: *Wearing an apron that says 'cooked with love'* "And what about it?!"
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fellforfiction · 2 years
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nina: you areee
jesper: my fire
mattihas: the one
inej: deeesire
wylan: believe, when i sayyy
all together: i want it that way!
kaz from upstairs: SHUT UP!
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justlikedylansmrjones · 2 months
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Ringo: My name means brave and strong.
George: My name means farmer and earthworker, which I think is quite fitting.
Paul: My name means small and humble which I think is quite funny.
John: Fuck you guys...
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koko-heads · 9 months
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vivia, to desuhiko: what kind of guy do you prefer?
desuhiko: my boyfriend.
vivia, to halara: and what kind of guy do you prefer?
halara: desuhiko's boyfriend.
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floralcavern · 4 months
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Me: Fuckin’… Beatles fanboy… nah. Beatles fangirl..
Brother: I don’t think I’m a girl.. if I was, I’d be called Loretta.
Me:…
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joen-lenawley · 2 days
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Someone: You are surprisingly good with kids! Do you babysit anyone?
Brian: Yes. Four grown men with the maturity of a squirrel on drugs.
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Sollux: hiigh 2chool 2uck2 man. one tiime the2e kiid2 2hoved me iin a 2ubmariine and welded iit 2hut and then lowered me iinto an ocean of blood and iit wa2 thii2 whole thiing.
Tavros: dIDN'T THAT HAPPEN TO tHE bEATLES
Sollux: yeah the beatle2 were there that'2 why iit 2ucked
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argon-things · 2 months
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Ringo: I got you a present!
George: why?am I going to die?
Ringo:
Ringo: it's your birthday, Georgie.
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fandomsarefamily1966 · 2 months
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George: We all have a head, a body, a neck, and a sound hole, so technically we're all ukuleles. Ringo: … Why does that somehow make sense?
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