#the blue thang and the pink thang

[newvestroia]

Can a girl and a guy with a 5 hour makeup routine ever be rivals???

[cupiidzbow]

need to go grocery shopping soon and I also kinda want to go the bakery to get those soft frosted sugar cookies….. idk why im craving them like something awful rn ……….

[fullmoonfireball]

ruining my brother's night by informing them that Louie is, in fact, not in smash bros

[jimmyclueless]

colors growing more ambitious and difficult</33

[toxoplasmewsis]

Is it just me or is it weird for people who are against gender reveals to obsessively make a point about the “baby’s genitals.” I don’t think that when people plan their little blue or pink cake they’re thinking about a literal infants junk and I find it incredibly odd that’s what so many criticisms of gender reveals boils down to. I’m not a gender roles person, this “pretty princess tiara pink” or “blue stoic future cop” is pretty fucking cheesy and reductive, but I just think it’s so stupid to pretend someone taking every chance to celebrate a new child (abort that thang) is doing it for creepy genital obsessed reasons.

[messycunt]

Twst dick hcs

This was made over the course of a 2 hr gc call with the girls 

Dont ask. 

This is only half serious 

cw: discussion of nonhuman anatomy, dick piercings, talk of cum n balls and stuff idk what to say 

Riddle: 

Circumcised

Its cute and pink

The tip gets red when he's worked up

Hes kinda tiny but its cute ig 

Doesn't shave uses safety scissors to trim 

V sensitive 

His cum is kinda watery 

Shoots far but doesn't shoot much 

Trey: 

not circumcised

thick

Not super hairy not smooth either 

Dark and heavy 

cums alot 

His balls are heavy too kinda firm 

Likes having his balls fondled not squeezed 

Probably has 1 or 2 piercings 

Cater: 

Circumcised

Pretty slender w average thickness 

Its kinda blushy idk how to describe it 

Curves to the right

Has a mole on the left side of the base

His balls r nothing to write home about 

Smooth as hell 

Ace: 

Circumcised, did it himself probably idfk 

Not much to say about him

Average overall 

Deuce: 

Not circumcised

Has a prince albert or some shit deff not done professionally

Hes a lil veiny  

Leona:

Not circumcised

A bit bigger than average

He probably has a spikey cat dick but yall aint ready for that convo

Its pink 

Cums lots and lots 

Doesn't shave but keeps it trimmed down there 

Ruggie:

Not circumcised 

Cums a little less than average but can go 2-3 rounds w no breaks in between to make up for it 

Does NOT have a knot, 

Surprisingly hairy but he knows how to keep himself clean 

Jack:

Not circumcised 

THIS boy has a knot a big juicy red one at that

He's super hairy too has a happy trail and everything

Super heavy balls

veiny

Runny cum 

There's sosososo much of it and it flows down like a waterfall 

Azul:

Not circumcised

Surprisingly big 

There's a beauty mark on that thang somewhere 

His cum is p viscous and pearly 

Purple tip

Curves up 

Floyd:

Not circumcised

Thicker than Jade but shorter

It's like a forest down there shaving makes him itchy BUT HE IS CLEAN its course too 

Runs like a faucet even before he cums

Dark pink tip its heavy too 

Curves left 

Heavy balls those thangs be swangin  

Jade:

Not circumcised

Longer than Floyd but thinner 

Pink tip 

Smooth

Cums in looong thin ropes  

Curves right 

Tight balls kinda cute even dare i say maybe even kissable 

Kalim:

Not circumcised

Average length but a lil bit thicker 

Curves up and to the left a lil

2 or 3 piercing 

Cums a normal amount 

Jamil:

Not circumcised

Lengthy  

It's a little darker than the rest of him

Another dribbler 

Doesn't shave

Curves up and to the right 

V sensitive head 

Has like plump balls, not too big, not too small not too much skin

Probably has a snake eyes piercings or something idk

Vil: 

Circumcised 

Pretty barbie dick idk what else to say 

Cute pink tip 

Perfect size

Curves up a lil

Meticulously trimmed, im talking taint balls and all

Bleached his asshole unrelated but he did  

He should do porn or something 

Rook: 

Circumcised 

Vil circumcised him himself or something idfk 

Has multiple or no piercings at all 

Somewhat trimmed 

Deep red tip

Somewhat veiny 

His cum is on the thicker side 

Epel:

Circumcised 

Bigger than you'd think but not too big

He's a growing boy ok 

Doesn't have much of a curve 

Vil makes him shave but there's not that much hair to begin w…

Pinkish red tip

V smooth shaft 

Can't get any piercings cus of Vil 

Runny cum but theres alot of it 

Idia: 

Circumcised

“He might not look like he gets bitched but honey that dick is 11 inches”

The tip is blue. That's it.

Curves up 

Real shiny lookin and veiny

Firm balls 

Wants piercings but he's so so shy 

Ortho:

uhm.

Malleus:

Not circumcised 

No hair

2 monstrously large dicks

Bottom one is longer than the top 

The top one has ridges at the top and the bottom of it has barbed spikes 

They can move btw 

Dark purple and tapered at the tip 

There's a slit where the eggs come out they're like tiny and squishy

The liquid that comes out with the eggs is slippery and a purple- green multichrome

Lilia:

Circumcised but he can grow it back if he wants to don't think about it too long

Grower not a shower 

Its so fucking heavy it hangs down 

Yes he dyed his pubes too

Its purple or red idk

A bit veiny but on the right side more than the left 

Cums an insane amount and cums far

short refractory period 

Sebek: 

Circumcised

On the slightly thicker side but he's still growing so those fae genes will kick in soon shhhhh

He doest shave but he does trim a lil

Thick cum 

pink tip curves up and left

SIlver: 

Circumcised 

Another one where i have nothing to say

[elvisalltheway101]

•Sweet Sensual Love•

Requested Summary: “I have a request 🤭 I know this might sound weird...but... I'd like to read a fanfiction where it is Elvis' and the reader's first time, and Elvis is insecure about his size but the reader comforts him and they end up making sweet love 🤭 (I've been wanting to request this for so long😭)” -@bigdaddyelvislover

Author’s note: this is my first, first, first request! I’m so excited and thank you, thank you, thank you. Mwah! I hope I do you justice, especially because the idea is unique! This is my like 3rd smut thang, and this happens to be my first “sex involved” one…so cut me some slack! I was really hesitant becuase I feel it’s kinda rushed…and I kinda felt like I skipped stuff-

Author won’t zip it yet: I hope you enjoy, but if you weren’t thinking this…I can always write another! Believe it or not, this song pumped me up while writing this. And ha! It even matches the title! Also I’m so sorry that this took almost a decade to post

warnings:, virgin!Elvis x virgin!reader, insecure about his cock, uncircumcised, unprotected sex, and it’s female reader.

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Tonight was the night. The night where you and Elvis were to consummate your love for each other by becoming one. It’s been a while since you’ve both came back from the church, and changed into more comfortable wear, your silky matching pajamas.

You and Elvis sit besides each other in a comfortable silence. Elvis purses his lips and sighs out after a big gulp, turning over to you. He lays a gentle hand on your shoulder and lifts your chin tenderly between the tips of his index and thumb.

“Pillow, you know we don’t gotta do this if you don’t wanna….especially not if you feel pressured. Just because it’s our wedding night we don’t gotta do what’s expected o-or assumed.” He whispers softly, almost desperate? You can’t exactly pin point what tone or what’s in his voice. You glance up into his eyes. Oh, those ocean blue eyes that can hypnotize you whenever, whatever. You furrow your eyebrows and laugh softly but reassuringly.

“E, of course I do…unless you don’t want to? You seem hesitant, Elvis.” Your voice trails to a whisper of concern. You swallow harshly and cup his cheeks, sitting up more straight lay and lifting his head to look up at you.

“Elvis? What’s the matter? Talk to me, baby.” You say softly, then leaning down to press a gentle kiss to his nose. That fine nose, in fact.

He looks away for a moment, tilting his head down. He presses his lips together and shrug slightly, nervously and maybe insecurely? Oh, maybe that’s what was in his tone, insecurity. But still, he doesn’t answer.

You sigh, and you force his chin up to look at your eyes. Your fingers tips delicately trace over his sharp jaw line, as your eyes trail over his facial features that God blessed him with.

“I-I just…I don’t wanna disappoint you is all.” He whispers with a frown, then taking his face out of your hands and looking away. He shakes his head and mutters. “Hunny, I-I-l mean, I jus’ I don’t think t-that I-I’ll do you good. I-I don’ think a-ah’ll pleasure you the way you deserve…I don think I’m good enough f-for uh that way.” He says out, starting to slowly sound frustrated with himself. He hugs his arms to himself and pouts away.

You scoff and roll your eyes, scooting closer and nudging him playfully. “Elvis I-I know we’re both new to this, but we both know that today, we said ‘I do’ and our vows to love eachother endlessly. Elvis, you’re more than enough and we deserve eachother. Love is more important than whatever pleasure you talk about” You say and then you wrap him in your arms, resting your forehead to his shoulder. There’s a silence that seems to calm him.

“What are you unsure about anyway sugar?” You chirp up in a sweet voice, picking up your head and resting your chin on his shoulder as your hair falls from your shoulder to behind you.

His cheeks flush pink and seem to get hotter and darker as seconds pass. He gulps and shrugs, as he begins to fidget with one of the buttons on his baggy, silky violet shirt. “I-it’s uh…I mean uh, doin’ it. M-me and the guys t-told me all this and that. A-and uh i uh.” You nod understandably. But you don’t seem to figure out why he’s almost afraid?

“I see…but Elvis, w-what’s uh. What’s the “uh’?” You couldn’t help but let out a small giggle out of your pink lips, and he smiles gently. He looks up at you and sighs with a soft smile.

“Hunny. I-I mean uh, my thingy.”

you furrowed your eyebrows as he lowered his head and turned away in embarrassment. “W-what? I don’t get it.” You say out, actually quite curious and naive to this.

“I mean m-mah…my uh, my cock, y/n…I-I just uh. The guys said that size matters and all. A-and I just wanna pleasure you a-as a good husband should and more.” He mutters out, then slapping his hands to cover his burning cheeks.

Your eyes widen and you can’t help but let your cheeks get a small tinge of pink too. You both are new to this, but you know the basic knowledge. What a penis is and what sex is overall. But you’ve never heard that a size matters. You hum softly and shake your head, you hook your arm over his shoulder.

“Oh…well Elvis. I think that’s just ridiculous, do you really know what matters the most?” You say, as you then lean in and whisper softly in his ear. He sighs and turns his face over to you but not able to make eye contact.

“What matters the absolute most is what we both want. As one.” You say softly and airy, reaching down to interlock your slender, soft fingers into his.

A smile stretches up on his face and he nods, he then swiftly scoops you up into his arms and cradles you. He nuzzles his nose to yours, the tip of your features delicately grazing against each other’s.

He hums and bites his lip as he glances up into your eyes and whispers, “D-do you still wanna um do it?” He gulps and chuckles nervously, “I-I hope I didn’t ruin the moment. ‘Specially for my beautiful wife.”

You giggle and nod eagerly, wrapping your arms around his neck and pulling yourself up. “Of course, and we’ll do it slowly so that we both enjoy this as we should. Okay?” You hum softly and pepper kisses along his cheeks like the cute couples do in cartoons.

He nods and he lays his body onto you, whispering slightly as he strains to hold up his weight with yours on his elbows, “I ain’t heavy for you, am I?” He chews on his bottom lip and pull his head away to ask.

You nod and giggle as you playfully pull him completely onto you. “Elvis, stop your nonsense and let’s enjoy this night as we should. As newly husband and wife.”

He hums and laughs softly, pulling away to sit back on his heels and he can only look down at you below him. “I jus’ can’t believe you’re mine, darlin’. You’re mine forever.” He whispers in disbelief, shaking his head. He reaches up to rub his thumb along your cheeks, his cool, gold wedding ring sliding along your jaw.

You smile and giggle, then flipping you both over and laying him on his back. “Likewise, darling.” You whisper, leaning down to press warm kisses on his neck, flicking your tongue against his Adam’s Apple. This has him softly gasping underneath you, fluttering his eyes close. You smirk to yourself, continuing down until his shirt is off and you begin to unzip his fly. He suddenly dips his hand between you and his lap, holding your hand in place. He props himself on his elbows and whispers, “h-honey. I-I wanna see you too. I wanna see my beautiful wife in all her glory and beauty.”

You don’t hesitate, backing away and nearly ripping off your clothing. Leaving yourself in just your special white linger. While Elvis covers his eyes and says out excitedly, “C-can I look now?” You gigle to yourself and nod eagerly, crawling over to him on the bed. “Mhm, you can.”

The moment Elvis opens his eyes, his cock twitches. Your plump breasts in that little white bra, your nipples, pink and tightened from arousal that poke against the material. He can’t help but stare, whimpering softly as his legs shift slightly from his painful hard on.

“C-can I take ‘em off, darlin’?” He whispers, not being able to rip his eyes off your body. He can’t help but let out a soft moan as his eyes trail down to your wide hips, and your casual white panties that have some of your dark, wiry pubic hair poking out. You nod quietly but then you have a bright idea, stopping his arm from moving up your chest. Before he can speak of any concerns you interrupt and whisper, “I-I wanna see eachother…at the same time.” He raises a brow and bites his lip, pulling his hand away.

“W-wha? Um, sure. Okay darling. We can do that.” He hums gently, standing up off the bed to strip off his pants but not being brave enough to take off his blue boxers. Meanwhile, you undress, your top atleast. Leaving off your bra and laying back against the bed as you watch with confused eyes over at Elvis.

“Elvis? A-are you still insecure bout ‘im?” You frowned softly whenhe sighs, nodding sheepishly and looking away. He gulls and rubs his arm plopping down next to between your legs.

“Y-yeah…hunny, y/n baby, I-I ain’t big like the guys said feels good. I-I don’t think- a-and I-I uh, I ain’t cut…” he groans out and he seems so upset with himself. He rubs his palms into his eyes and huffs. He’s so frustrated with his appearance and the way he is that he’s not even able to enjoy this heavenly sight before him.

You don’t care really. It’s supposed to be special. Tonight isn’t supposed to be about insecurity or lack of confidence. You purse your lips and sigh, as you then sit up and you caress his arms into your soft hands.

“Elvis? I don’t care what you look like, or where you’re from, or even to what size you are. I really don’t. As long as we love eachother, then I’m happy. A-and hopefully you’re happy too?” Your eyes try to search his, until he finally shoots his head up and nod vigorously.

“O-of course, baby. B-but y/n…what if, what if… what if it’s not what you expect it to be? A-and you think differently of me…” He mutters out his deepest fear and insecurity. You sigh and shake your head of this nonsense.

“Elvis…do you want this though?” You perk up, deciding to steer this in a different path that will be enjoyable for the both of you. He nods slowly and start to begin to babble again. “Well yeah but-“

You put a finger to his lips and then you hum softly, “Okay…then we’ll do this.”

With that being said, you lay back and you trail your nails down his chest. You can see his poor penis, straining and staining through his boxers. You slide your fingers down, hooking your fingers yo his waist band and then you pull it down his lap.

He immediately buries his face into his elbow as his penis wags back and forth, aroused and hard as a rock. Your jaw drops and your eyes widen like saucers. His cock is long and thick in girth, his tip red and glistening under the cheap light above you. The thick patch of dark, curly pubic hair that’s behind it. God, the way his breathing stutters as the cool air hits his sensitive tip that peaks underneath his foreskin. You then reach your index finger to poke at the underside of his tip. He lets out a soft gasp, flying his hands down to the bed and you finally see them blue orbs. He glanced over at your face for your reaction. Only seeing amazement and curiosity.

“E…baby, I-it’s so big…h-how’s it supposed to erm,” your eyes can’t even get off his cock as you clear your throat and shrug, “uh…how’s it supposed to get inside of me?”

His eyebrows raise and he blushes even deeper than before. He gulps and bites his lip, glancing at his manhood seeming a little more impressed with himself. He stutters out and bites his lip, “y-you think it’s big? Y-you think I-it’ll uh work?” He whispers, needing this reassurance.

You nod, finally looking into his eyes and swallowing loudly. “Elvis, I-I…it’s…it’s beautiful.” You speak out, and your core is throbbing and aching for this. Your vagina greedy with want, even though you’re not sure how that will fit into you…you have this delicious desire to have it in you.

He smiles and giggles, hiccuping cutely as another head of shiny precum adds from his tip. “T-thank you y/n. M-my, uh, ain’t nobody told me m-mah cock was uh beautiful as you say.”

You can’t wait any longer as you cup his cheeks and look up at him, “Elvis…I-I need it. I-I wanna feel you. Please.” You whisper with want and need. With desire to be fulfilled.

He nods, mouth opened as he breathes through those pillowy lips. He gulps and purses his lips before standing a steady arm next to your waist and placing a tender hand on your hip.

“Okay…y/n, I-I ain’t never done this before. S-so uh…can you guide me?” He asks, before taking the hand that steadied him to grasp his cock. He’s never been so hard that it hurts.

You nod slowly, as you then take a deep breath and gently take his wrist that grasps his cock to drag his tip against your folds. You gasp when his sticky tip touches a sensitive spot between your vulva lips.

In all honesty, you don’t know much about your body other than where yer lil hole is. You didn’t even know what was that little bud of nerves that his rough tip touched.

Elvis catches on to this reaction, keeping his cock on that little peak that stands out slightly between your pretty little folds. He rocks his lips slightly and hums softly. Finally getting friction on his hard on. It’s not until Elvis finally dips his head to see the scene and pulls back his foreskin. You both watch with eyes of awe and curiosity. Your pretty pink folds that’s decorated with beautiful dark hair, slick and wet with arousal, welcoming his cock whenever.

“B-baby…I-I need you bad, c-can we uh put it in now?” He says out in a voice that sounds strained, his cock so hard and painful that it might just fall right off from his balls. Oh, word, don’t even get started on his balls. His balls that are tightly to him in agony, waiting to shoot a load into his new wife’s wet heat.

You nod vigorously, needing him just as bad. You bend your legs slightly as Elvis hovers over you, letting you guide his cock through your wet folds. Until his tip prods and awaits at your entrance. You take a deep breathe in as you close your eyes and whisper, “okay, Elvis. Y-you need to go really really slow okay? Supposedly I-it don’t feel too good starting off for the girls.” He furrows his eyebrows and glances up into your eyes.

“Y-y/n, that ain’t right. That ain’t fair, w-what? How can I do to help? Y-you should feel just as much pleasure as I will.” He frowns, and he already feel himself softening from the thought of hurting her. Y/n shrugs and then glances down to the bud that they discovered the wonders of just a moment ago. Taking his hand to put a fingertip on her clit, she gasps and nods.

“Baby, just touch me okay? T move your hips slowly in as you stroke me okay?” You whisper out with a soft whine, feeling a new sensation erupt in you as he strokes your clit carefully.

He starts, watching your reaction trying to ignore the God heavenly feeling of your pussy hugging his tip so tightly. He lets out a gasp too, as you feel pain immediately. Tears swell into your eyes and you halt his hips, as you gasp for air.

“o-ow, Elvis. W-wait for a moment. L-let me adjust. P-please.” You whisper softly as you let your virgin hole clench harshly around him. He can only nod, his eyes fighting to roll to the back of his head. His eyes concentrate on the beautiful sight of him almost there. Almost joining as one.

When you finally feel ready, not feeling much a burn, you then nod for him to continue. He continues to dip his hips in deeper and he lets out a groan through gritted teeth.

It feels like absolute heaven to him. Your pretty hole swallowing him like the beautiful, and thoughtful wife you are.

When all is silent, he whispers gently in a soothing voice as he drags his thumb across your drying tears. “You okay there, baby? I don’t wanna go hurting my wife. That’s not the way I wanna do things. Never.” He speaks out in all seriousness and certainty.

Weirdly enough, the burning starts to ease and calm, subsiding as a soft moan escapes your lips. You nod and glance up into his eyes, “yes please, go ahead.”

With that, he swivels his hips and then you’re taking him fully. You both share a moan. You both look down at your bodies completely joining, and you let out a whimper as you clench around him tighter.

“E-Elvis move please.” You whine softly out, bucking your hips slightly. He nods, obeying as he slowly starts to thrust his firm hips into yours. His balls pressing firmly to your ass whenever he moves his hips for you to just swallow him whole again.

Soft moans and whines fill the air as he speeds up his pace a little. The tip of his pretty cock touching a spot you never even knew existed. His hard cock twitches as he hears your breathy moans, knowing that he’s pleasing you, making you happy as you deserve.

Your delicious pussy continues to clench around him as he then presses his fingers more fimer to your clit, seeing how you’d react. Your chest rises and falls, your pretty tits bouncing with every small gasp you take. He watches as his veiny and pink girth slides out and glistens in your juices.

“Oh baby, you’re so pretty. I’m so happy to call you mine. W-we were meant for eachother.” He moans out, shoving his cock back to stuff you again. You can only nod in agreement, not being able to talk from how good you’re feeling.

The squelching noises are the sounds of your arousals coating your sexs together. Until he presses harder to your clit, using his other hand to slide your left hand up above your head. Interlocking your hands together, as the beautiful rings shine and glow.

“My beautiful wife. You’re mine, mine, mine. I-I can’t believe this. Goddamn, luckiest person in the world.” His hips stutter and you loll your head back to meet his. You moan out softly, as you nod. “E-Elvis, I-I can feel something. C-can you feel it too?” You pant out, referring to your first orgasms together approaching.

He nods and buried his face into your snack, thrusting his hips in deeper. Then the peak of that delicious, sweet sensation erupts. Sharing screams of pleasure of either names, as his thrust ends to a final stop when you feel a warmth in the pit of your belly. Your womb.

His white cum coating your walls as his, forever and ever to keep and cherish.

“I love you, Elvis.” You pant out, feeling as thought time had paused as you both just lay there. Bodies still joined as one.

He nods into your neck and leans up to move his hands to meet your cheeks. He hums and presses his lips to your,

“And I love you most. Thank you darling, Y/N, for making me the happiest person on this damned earth.”

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Author’s note; that’s it! I hope you enjoyed it! I’m pretty happy with it, if not, please tell me and I’ll fix it or even rewrite it if it’s that bad 🫣💀. But please continue to request! For anything and everything! Mwah! I should be having more fics out soon! When I mean request for anything, I mean absolutely anything. Even for people or celebs I don’t know. Just request what you’d like and how they are as people! I wanna please and entertain everyone and anyone. Not leaving nobody behind 😉

tagging: @bigdaddyelvislover & @stvolanis

[hannibals-favourite-meal]

congrats on the 3,000 followers! I'm so excited for this!

My request is Rick Grimes x plus size reader "she fell first, he fell harder" + “That’s it, keep going. Such a good girl.”

Mafia au? If you do that sort of thing.

Belonging

Mob!Rick Grimes x plus size reader

He’s older, he’s dangerous and he’s all yours

Warnings: age-gap relationship (reader is implied to be in her mid-20s while Rick is 50), daddy kink, unprotected sex, smut, small references to Rick’s kids, some cockwarming

WC: 1.6k

Minors DNI

3000 Follower Celebration

Falling in love with your boss was never a good idea, especially when he was the leader of the most powerful mob in the south and a man that was almost double your age who had two kids, one of which was barely ten years younger than you. But when he would smile at you first thing in the morning as you delivered his coffee or when his blue eyes sparkled as you told him a dumb joke to brighten his day, you fell even deeper for him. 

“Mr Grimes?” You knocked gently on the door jamb to his office, unconsciously pressing your plump thighs together as you took in the sight of his unruly grey curls that had been loosened from his usual slicked back style through the day. His eyes met yours, his pink lips turning up into a smooth smile beneath his well-groomed beard.

“Aren’t you a sight for sore eyes darlin’.” He cooed, leaning back from his desk so he could give you his full attention. “And I thought I told you ta call me Rick or daddy.” He winked. You rolled your eyes and strutted into the office, shutting the door behind you, mindful to lock it.

“And I thought I told you to keep it professional during work hours.” His eyes followed you as you moved to the other end of the office. You poured a glass of his very expensive brandy into a crystal tumbler, his heavy gaze burning into your back. “I’m still your secretary Mr Grimes.” You glanced back at him.

He clenched his jaw in annoyance but his eyes were still alight with amusement. “Well, you refused to let me give you a better position Mrs Grimes.” You scoffed and turned on the balls of your feet so you could lean against his drinks cabinet, taking a sip of the golden liquid.

“You offered me the job when your dick was down my throat, I don’t think that’s a brilliant qualifier. And I’m not Mrs Grimes yet, I don’t see a ring on either of our fingers.” You pointed out, tapping your empty ring finger against the glass. 

“And how is that my fault? I’ve asked ya ta marry me bout 50 times now.” The high-back leather seat rolled back from his desk, allowing Rick to stand to his full height. His black suit is now wrinkled from sitting at his desk all day but still gives him an air of power. You knew how dangerous he was but that made it all the more exciting. “If it had been up ta me, we would be married and with a couple of tykes around ya feet by now.”

You smiled and took another sip. “But no. Ya had ta say it was ‘too soon’.” He said with a mocking tone, slowly working his way over to you. Your gaze dropped down and caught sight of the tightness in his slacks around his growing bulge. 

“You proposed on our second date AFTER I had to beg you for the first one.” His huge palm cupped the swell of your hip as he plucked the glass from your hand, downing the rest of the brandy in one gulp. You were hypnotised by the way his Adam's apple bobbed and the urge to bite his deliciously thick throat became almost overwhelming.

“I am sorry bout that darlin. Ya see, I couldn’t believe such a sweet, plump, sexy little thang like you would want an old dangerous man like me.” That made you mad. Your fingers curled around his dark tie and yanked the mobster closer to you.

“Then you are a fool, Mr Grimes, to not see how much I utterly adore you.” You pressed your lips to the corner of his mouth in a delicate peck but when he whined, obviously wanting more, you kissed him properly. 

Rick’s arms wound around your thick waist as you held his jaw in your hands. Heat raced through you as he pulled you away from the wooden cabinet and towards the huge sofa in the corner of the room. “Guess you’ll hafta prove it ta me then.” He groaned against your lips, his fingers searching for the zipper to your skirt at the same time. 

“And how do you suppose I do that daddy?” You swore his knees buckled as you cooed into his ear. As the back of Rick’s legs hit the edge of the couch, he tumbled back, pulling you down on top of him. Your thick thighs were forced apart over his lap and your bare centre pushed against him. Wetness quickly soaked through the rough fabric of his pants.

A moan slipped through your throat as your clit brushed up on the metallic zipper. Rick smirked. “How bout you give me a ride darlin, show me with your purty little pussy.” He lifts your skirt just enough to expose your soaked folds to him. 

You chased his lips as you rocked forward onto your knees, your fingers fumbling with the clasp to his pants. Your tongues tangled in a lewd dance, your teeth clacking together as you become more desperate for him. Rick’s musky cologne washed over your senses, consuming your whole being. 

Finally, his trousers came undone and your hands flew into them, desperate for your prize. Rick hissed as you pulled him out. He was painfully hard and throbbing in your soft palm, his head now a deep purple, eager for release. “Is this all for me daddy?” You cooed, giving him a tentative pump and watching as a bead of pre-cum gathered at his tip.

His thin hips bucked into your hand. “Ya know it is. All yours darlin.” You kissed him again, this time it was sweeter as you tried to convey all your feelings for the older man with a single brush of your lips. As he kissed you back, his hands held your hips tightly, guiding you up so you could position him at your weeping entrance. 

“And I’m all yours.” You sunk down onto him slowly, his thick length prying you apart with a pleasurable burn. “F-fuck daddy. So big.” You moaned and dropped down another inch. His grip on you got even tighter, forcing you down so he was buried to the hilt. Your body struggled to take him, your walls rippling around him. 

Rick stopped breathing in a vain attempt to keep himself still. He wanted you to take what you needed from him in your own time, no matter how wild it drove him to have you wrapped so tightly around him and so wet that it was dripping onto his heavy balls.

Your body sagged as you finally relaxed enough for the stretch to lessen. “There ya go darlin. Doin so good.” He stroked the small of your back lovingly with his thumbs, encouraging you to take your time with him, even if it was borderline torture for the mobster.

Deciding to put him out of his misery, you rolled your hips in a figure-8 motion, your clit grinding against the sparse patch of hair at the base of his pelvis with each pass. But all-too soon, you realised it wasn’t enough. So planting your knees into the cousins, you started to bounce on top of your lover.

His reaction was immediate. 

Rick's eyes rolled back into his head as he bit his lip to prevent loud groans from escaping. The air was forced from your lungs every time your ass met his thighs

“That’s it, keep going. Such a good girl.” Your thighs began to burn with the strain of riding him but the pleasure was too great to stop. With each downward roll of your hips, the crown of his cock perfectly hitting the bundle of nerves deep inside of you that had you seeing stars.

Your nails dug painfully into his strong shoulders, almost slicing through his shirt. Rick’s hips bucked with the pain, sending him even deeper inside yourself. You gasped as he bashed against your cervix, inadvertently sending you higher and higher. The knot deep inside you began to tighten quickly and by the way Rick’s head had fallen into the crook of your neck, his lips desperately kissing and suckling your skin, he was getting close too.

“Daddy please. Need more.” You whined. His strong right hand skirted down your front, leaving goosebumps in its wake. For a moment he paused at the area around your hips, pressing his fingers to the soft flesh of your stomach almost reverently before continuing to the apex of your thighs. 

Calloused fingertips rubbed tight circles against your clit and you exploded. Colours burst behind your eyes as your jaw dropped open in a silent scream. His cock throbbed deep inside you and Rick gave two, three forceful thrusts up before holding you down and cumming inside you.

The office was silent save for the sounds of your breathing. Your body trembled with the force of your orgasm and you slumped into your partner. Rick chuckled breathlessly, holding you to his chest. “Guess ya really do love me.” He murmured into your hair.

“Yeah so deal with it Grimes.” You replied sleepily, exhaustion suddenly overcoming you. Rick just smiled and traced down the length of your spine as you fell asleep on top of him, his cock softening inside of you.

“Rick, we need ya down at the docks. Negan is causin some issues.” Daryl’s tentative voice called from outside the office door. Rick sighed. 

“I’ll be out in a minute.” Gently, he laid you down on the couch and pulled out. There was a rush of his release as it spilled from you. With a practised ease, he grabbed the small box of tissues from the side table to wipe away the last of his seed. You never even stirred as he laid his jacket over you and placed a kiss on your head. “Be good for me darlin. I’ll be back soon.”

And hopefully you wouldn’t take off the huge diamond ring he had delicately placed on your finger before he was able to beg you to keep it on. 

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[pictureinme]

hii i loved your kitten fanfic 🤍 i was wondering if you would be open to write some fluff for her ? maybe comforting her after everything she’s been through and giving her the love she deserves bcs she’s so underrated tbh 😫

of course! thank you for your patience, this definitely sparked a lot more ideas 4 me, so here's a short but sweet thang :-) don't worry, this isn't the last fluff you're gonna get of us taking care of kitten <3

plea for tenderness

patricia 'kitten' braden x f!reader word count: ~600 tags: pure domestic fluff, established relationship

ao3

The candles lit all around your shared living room bring an almost stifling atmosphere of comfort and romance, but it was truly just the way Kitten liked to light your home. The scent of roses and vanilla permeated the air, and the cool breeze from the window made you sigh happily.

She stretches as the two of you lay on a chaise lounge, tucked away in the corner. Her pink slip rides up on her legs, and you can’t help but think how lucky you are to be with her. Besides her obviously beautiful looks, her passion inspires you. The strength this woman had to have and continues to hold is divine at best.

Kitten catches you staring at her perfect form, and cocks her head, “See something you like, pretty?”

“Always, my love,” you smile widely and kiss her hand, “I’m just thinking, that’s all.”

“Hmm, about what we should make for dinner? I was thinkin’ chips, but that’s as far as I got.”

You laugh softly, “Your idea is as golden as ever, but I’m thinking about you, Kitten.”

She smiles and leans down to be next to you proper, “You flatter me, love. What’s on your mind exactly?”

Kitten begins to trace shapes on your bare arms, leaving goosebumps in her wake. You breathe in her signature Chanel scent, feeling it wash over your senses. You admire her like no other.

“Your beauty, your passion… your strength. You absolutely astound me, darling.”

Her head falls back in a loud laugh, reverberating throughout her body, “You’re such a sap! All I’ve done is sit here, and you say such sweet things.”

Eyes crinkling as you smile, you whisper to her, “I mean it, truly, Kitten. All these stories you’ve told me, I know you embellish every now and then, but you…”

You brush a blonde curl away from her face, “You’ve been through hell and back, and I just can’t believe you’re still so you.”

She begins to wrap her arms around you in a loose embrace and sighs softly, “I do tend to embellish, don’t I?”

“And I love it, you’re the best storyteller in this country,” she kisses your forehead as you speak, “You’ve been through it all, but you remain so optimistic. I wish I could have that superpower.”

As you whisper that last part, Kitten looks at you sadly, “Lover, it isn’t a superpower. Life is just too short to waste on silly little things like the past.”

You sit up, looking into her blue eyes, “I know that, but you make it seem so easy! I know that behind the scenes, it isn’t… but I cannot say enough just how proud I am of you, Kitten.”

She smiles, looking anywhere but your eyes, “You’re too good to me, (Y/N).”

“God, you really are a saint, aren’t you?” Shaking your head, you cup her cheek in your hand, “I’m not too good to you, darling. This is what love is supposed to be.”

She meets your gaze, eyes glistening in the dim light, “You’re an angel, aren’t you?”

Before you can even think of responding, she closes the gap and kisses you with the most gentle kiss imaginable. You smile into the kiss, still holding her face in your hand. The two of you become an entanglement of limbs, never once separating your respective lips. The idea of leaving to catch a breath seemed terrible, preposterous at best.

Despite that, Kitten inhales deeply as you two find yourself lacking oxygen.

“I love you, my (Y/N).”

You both share a look that can only be described as pure dedication, “I love you, my Kitten.”

[skunkes]

do u like pokemon? look up shiny furret...is just like skunker 2 me...

why did i think shiny furret was blue...this THANG is PINK

[daily-clown-character]

Hello! I’m trying to do a daily clown character blog inspired by all of the other daily character blogs I’ve been seeing that I love so much!!

If they’re clowncore, a clown, or any clownish type thang like a jester, mime, pierrot, etc. they’re excepted!!!

I ask that you provide the fandom they’re from, or if it’s an OC provide the creator and images!! It makes things much easier :o)

similar blogs: @daily-red-character @daily-orange-character @dailyyellowcharacters @daily-green-character @daily-blue-character @daily-purple-character @daily-pink-character @dailypuppetcharacter @dailycircuscharacters @dailyrainbowcharacter @daily-winged-character & probably more!!

<3

[sculptorgalaxy]

WELCOEM my evil lair

i reblog shit here that you can use on your websites. My collection is small, but always keeps growing...Here's a directory of Thangs and Tags I use...

Basic

↪ png

↪ gif

Colors

↪ red

↪ orange

↪ yellow

↪ gold

↪ green

↪ blue

↪ purple

↪ pink

↪ brown

↪ monochrome

↪ rainbow

↪ pastel

Types of Webparts

↪ blinkies

↪ buttons

↪ stamps

↪ favicons

↪ dividers

↪ text graphics

↪ message box

↪ navigation

↪ clipart

↪ cursors

↪ resource

↪ themes

↪ stickers

Other

↪ animals

↪ bugs

↪ plush

↪ marine

↪ orbs

↪ angels

↪ tech

↪ space

↪ nostalgia

↪ werewolves

↪ vampires

↪ aliens

↪ dragons

↪ food

Media

↪ vocaloid

↪ machine girl

↪ nine inch nails

↪ inscryption

↪ littlest pet shop

↪ rain world

↪ pokemon

↪ earthbound

↪ horror

↪ guilty gear

↪ splatoon

↪ ultrakill

↪ psychonauts

I like this / I made this

↪ fuck yes

↪ this is just for me

↪ mine

↪ fav

There's for sure tags i am forgetting, but for now....that is it....Grins

[transtundras-fr]

Help me get rid of these thangs

I impulse buy g1s a lot so I am trying to give up the ones I don’t need to loving homes. Color guide is as follows

Red- 10g

Blue- 20g

Pink- 30g

Green- 50g

Yellow- 100g

Cyan- Special— make an offer at least above 100g

Ernie and Eupraxia are a pair and both have art

Alder barn is one off XYX with art

You can find my lair in my pinned and I’ll also reblog with it. Open to haggling!

[lachonk]

It would be such a pain to build the Trans Canada highway in this age of woke. Imagine all the pink, blue, and white paint they'd need to cover that thang

[corvidcrowned]

Summing up yttd character’s genders in a few words(or more sorry)

sara: samurai boy who’s the final girl who’s the son of god who’s the top of her school who’s the jou: the color combo of yellow and blue :] nao: PINK THING mishima: if a librarian was a biker was an abstract painting keiji: shitty dad joke. Also an old sock gin: IF A KITTY WAS AN OUPPY<3 reko: GLAM METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! alice: if a tiger was kind of lame sorry..tattoos. Blue. kai: lookin at you with those big ol eyes . Body horror also q-taro: GAY COWBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!somethin’ queer out there kanna: a very lovely little flower :) something young and precious that wilts as quickly as it begins to thrive. Appreciate your loved ones while they last, spend your life loving. Stop to smell the roses. I promise you things will get better eventually, you just have to keep going now. Also bucket :] shin: TRANSMASC HATSUNE MIKU floormasters miley: TEE HEE HEE =) silly fondue woman safalin: mad scientist who made her own dubious HRT . Green ranger: AAA BATTERY IN YOUR MICROWAVE!!!! gashu: like if classical music the music teacher made you listen to in grade school was a man. Also the color beige. Crabstache midori: FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maple: silly sweet femme :] sweet tea and cookies. Spider<3

Dummies Anzu: IF A HUMMINGBIRD WAS A CLOWNGIRL WAS THE SUN!!!! hayasaka: office worker :( kurumada: LIGHTNING BOLTS NEON COLORS PERCUSSION AND PINK AND BLUE AND YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH mai: bread hat pastry hat muffin hat crossiant hat ranmaru: ough . Deadboy. Skeleton thang hinako: if a goth girl was doomed by the narrative . Hot cocoa :>

[elvisalltheway101]

❆••••••••••Maryann•••••••••❆

Summary: Just a chilly day out in the snow, ended perfectly with a delicious hot chocolate.

author’s note: one of my other favorites in music are definitely New edition! This whole album is my heart’s side chick, but that’s besides the chapter. All credit goes to my sister from another mister, @jhoneybees. She brought up this idea and of course with consent, wrote this cute lil thang up 😚. My name ain’t Maryann but this song is just so warm and the harmony is off the hook so I had to 😅 also it’s been a really really raining over where I live so I added some sprinkle, also….although the title is Maryann, the reader has no name here so…

enjoy! ❆❆❆❆❆❆❆❆❆❆❆❆❆❆❆❆❆❆❆❆❆❆❆❆❆❆❆❆❆❆

You know that sneaky grin from anywhere. Even in the midst of snow, the white flakes trickling down in the air, you can just tell by the smirk and even by the change of how he’s breathing or speaking that he’s up to no good.

Your both dressed in matching brown furry coats, the fuzzy warm layer warming you up in this chilly weather. Matching boots that have a tickly cuddly fur in that feels so warm and soft.

You look back at him with a raised brow and a suspecting smile. Your eyes glazing over into his blue mischievous pupils. “The hell you looking at me like that? Acting as if I did sumthin’” he nudges you playfully and snickers.

You roll my eyes playfully and you slowly start to linger my distance away from him. You scoff and then it all pieces together. The coats of snow on the ground, that devilish grin on that yittle face. “Oh Elvis, don’t you even dare!” You squeal and burst into laughter, springing around as you hear Elvis’ playful growl. You immediately feel a ball of snow swat you right in the back. You snap a look back, only earning a hiccuping laughter erupt from Elvis. “Oh I dare, hunny.” He giggles out almost girly, and his arms throw all about with wads of snow being tossed at you.

Only giggling and bubbly laughter absorbs the moment as he continues to toss those chilly icicles. And you dodge every one of them. Throwing your arms up in defense, not wanting to ruin your beautiful pinned up hair.

The moment lingers, with you and Elvis running in circles like crazy hyenas that is until your teeth begin to chatter.

Grring and growling like a grizzly bear, he tackles you playfully into the soft snowy ice below, and you yelp cutely underneath him. “Gotcha!” He grins and burrows his icy, soft pink face into your neck.

You wanna laugh with him but you only shiver out and tap out. You glance up into his blue, boyish eyes with your doll pupils and shakily say out, “elvis m’so c-c-cold!” You chatter, your breath a white whisper into the cold air.

He raises a brow and frowns a little. He didn’t like seeing his baby in any type of discomfort. “Oh? C’mon doll, ya shoulda told me sooner.” He grunts out as he kneels up on those sturdy, thick thighs and pulls you up into his arms.

You only nod slowly with a soft whimper and hug into his chest. “S’okay baby, c’mon, I’ll carry ya home and I’ll make us some nice hot cocoa. Hm, baby doll?” He smiles gently, his blue orbs glowing with love and care.

“Mhm, with marshmallows?” You pout up and glance into his eyes. He nods gingerly and picks your body up into his embrace as if you weighed nothing but a feather.

“‘Course, it wouldn’t be a true hot chocolate without ‘em, sugar.” He hums with a toothy grin, and squeezes you tighter in love. Holding you home with all world’s love and devotion, then shuffling around a little to cuddle around your back with his puffy, fluffy, warm jacket.

He grins and nudges you slightly as your eyes softly flutter close in his warmth, “ ah’m thinkin’ you jus’ stopped the game ‘cause yer pretty min’ knows I’d win.”