#the catfish headcannons

[disabledalliums]

cRanboo astrologist, cTubbo chemist and cTommy zoologist

[yandere-class-1a]

I wanna see your head canons on what their fins would look like! (I can imagine everytime they feel happy and warm their tail glows)

Authors note: These are my personal headcannons for the mermaid AU. I might change them in latter stories but I feel pretty comfy with where they are right now. They where all just sorta ideas I have floating around but I hope you like them! Also I actually had the idea of their eyes glowing when they get happy but decided not to add it, so your not that far off with the tail ♡

Shoji has eight silver colored tentacles with a dark blue under belly. His suction cups are a slightly lighter blue and his beak is the same color as the top. I can imagine him being a bit self conscious about it and usually keeping it covered up by the tentacles, kinda like his mask in the anime.

Koda has motly white tail with red details. His tail actually resembles a seahorse but much bigger to support all of his weight above water

Sato's tail is a a soft brown color with black and white stripes. I imagine his tail with a sorta puffy feel to, not supper puffy though, kinda like puffy stickers. It resembles a sort of clownfish look with brown instead of orange.

Ida has a dark blue tail with one of his bottom fins being made out of metal parts, think like toothless from HTTYD. I imagine he would have made it either himself or with Momo's help.

Sero has a long black tail with white puffy streak all around it. The streaks look a lot like tape, to match his original universes quirk.

Shoto has a half red half white tail that colors switch places with his hair. I imagine that he might have a few darker spots on his tail from his past.

Momo has a red tail with beutifull yellow fins at the bottom. It's a pretty basic mermaid tail but it has a little of a rough texture than the original sleek mermaid scales.

Bakugo has a ash blonde tail with large swirls of orange and black. His tail kinda resembles a catfish in all ways except color.

Kirishima has a red tail with specks of black that resembles a shark. I would imagine that Kirishima would sorta be the protection of the pack so his tail would have scars and possibly a healed bite mark out of one of the fins.

Ojiro has a thick skin colored tail with a small tuff of fins at the end. It kinda looks like his tail from the original universe but is more smooth.

Aoyama has a shiny white and yellow tail that has a sort of sequins look to it. He has the ability to change the colors to fit in with the environment but he says that these colors make him ✨️sparkle✨️ more.

Denki had a bright electric yellow tail with little black marking that happen to look like lightning bolts. His tail takes resemblance to a electric eel.

Izuku's tail is a beutifull emerald green with freckles of red and white. The fins are a bit longer than the average mer-man, it is a pretty yellow and looks slightly tattered and torn (Probably from how reckless he is).

Mina, as stated before, has a glimmering pink and yellow tail. Her tail is very strong and has some visible muscles, but not a ton.

Tokoyami had a dark black tail with a white under belly, like a orca.

Uraraka has a pretty white tail with large splotches of pink and brown, it kinda looks like boba.

Jiro had a shorter but strong looking purple tail with flowy fins that resemble earphone jacks hanging from her side.

Hagakure has a long almost clear tail that resembled that of a jelly fish.

Tsu has a beutifull green tail with black swirly stripes all along it. It resembles that of a tadpole. Her type of mermaid is supposed to grow legs but hers somehow stayed like a tadpoles.

[isa-ghost]

OMG i would love to hear more qphil headcannons!

SET 5 LETS GOOOOO

Previous Sets:

Set 1

Set 2

Set 3

Set 4

When he's alone he gives so many less fucks. Anytime he passes a Federation camera or building or whatever he flips it off. Sometimes he'll stop to do it, do a funky mocking jig out of spite. If Fit has Fuck The Catfish (FTC) then Phil has FTF. Fuck the Feds

Besides the fact that he's sentimental about stupid shit, he also hasn't deconstructed the shitty dirt shack yet because he treats it as rent lowering gunshots. That's his wall. Bitch.

He's a teeny tiny bit sad everyone who lived IN the wall is sorta gone for one reason or another. It's a bit lonely. And eerie, considering a lot of the time they lived in there was before the worst of what's happened to everyone happened. The insides of the walls feel like a fucked up time capsule now...

We've seen this in canon but he LOVES to wander. Wanderlust his beloved. Find cool shit, collect cool shit, get cool pictures. It's just nothing but Ws. ... He feels a lot of deja vu doing it. He'd be able to place it if he could just fly...

Ever since that taste of flight in Purgatory, he's been aching so much more for it again. His stomach fills with dread at the thought of saving Tubbo's life costing him his wings. He'd make the decision he did again & 100x over, but flying is so core to who he is. He can't fathom being grounded for the rest of eternity.

If it weren't for the constant danger he feels like he's in, he'd LOVE to just lay down on his stomach on Chayanne's old house's roof & just sun his wings. Mmmmmm warmmmm

He'll never admit it to Tallulah, but sometimes he switches up what he eats between his avocado toast phases so he never gets sick of it. She thinks he just infinitely enjoys the stuff.

He's convinced the Baker is a paid [Federation employee? Cucurucho 3?] actor that can't, no matter what, break their stoic smile. Phil spends SO much time when he has no other responsibilities trying to get them to crack. He flips them off, he makes faces, he threatens them, he rambles off the wildest most random shit. He did the DK prank. He dances in front of them. Nothing. But one day he'll get them.

Just like cc!Phil, he loathes a lot of stereotypical British stuff, like tea. It's so funny. Fit & Tubbo especially like pushing his buttons about it, his food rants are the best.

When he heard someone on the island made up a rumor that Eggza is legit because Phil taste-tested a cookie out of curiosity, he took that and RAN. Yeah. He's egg sometimes. Who's his parent you ask? Well that's a secret (it's Rose).

The moment Fit told him he has a thing for Pac, Phil instantly launched into wingman mode (pun intended). No more,,,, Hitting The Gym Together. Fit wants more than a fwb, Phil is SO here for it

Cellbit & Baghera take priority over everything. But GOD is he not ready for the flashbacks when he gets to Egg Island to save them. He didn't know Etoiles left that scar on his back...

In very dad fashion, his sneezes and yawns are fucking atrocious. Unnecessarily loud.

(With the idea that Purg2 is canon): He can't help but think about all those new people going through the hell he did. What if he knew some of them? What if there were friends there he forgot about because the Federation meddled with his memory? It makes him sick.

The islanders closest to him + the kids are starting to think he's got some kinda sleep disorder. He sleeps for an awful long time sometimes... (when his hc streams get long :) )

This idiot sleeps in the worst places I bet his back cracks and pops like fucking bubble wrap (same tho)

[24kaicy]

Headcannons

Milo has Instagram and tiktok just for his cat. Aggro gotten viral twice.

David looks just like his mother and recently he gotten chance to see picture of her resemblance is uncanny.

Lasko has too many games that he haven't completed.

Freelancer and Sam are siblings. Sam teaches freelancer more about healing m

Damien and Huxley help lasko out when he moved in to Damien old place.

Sam wore has hats for occasions.

Asher viltigo but no one notices in till he wearing shorts.

David wears makeup to hide his freckles it's angel favorite part.

Lasko learn how to do black hair mainly to braid freelancer hair. This was second thing co worker found out about. He helps braid or twist their hair.

Huxley speaking in Korean and tamil has different tone voice. He doesn't sound the same in none of his native.

Caleum loves making cards. Freelancer has a folder full of them.

Guy and Angel are cousins but they look like they are siblings.

Vincent is allergic to fish he found out when Sam gave him fried catfish.

[eggmeatreal]

New headcannon: Tennessee is a hoarder

Real life Tennessee has tried to pass 16 new state symbols within the past month and already has almost 40 state symbols already and is still sending bills with potential new state symbols

More under the cut :)

His room is super messy because of it and about half of the clutter is on the floor

He’s been working on organizing it in an attempt to make it look cleaner but it’s still somewhat tricky for other states to walk around the room

One of the other states once sent pictures of his room to the show Hoarders and because the tv show people called back and told them they found a different house to do the show on he now believes that his room isn’t that bad even though it is

He has a pet raccoon and a Tennessee walking horse (usually kept out side but he brings it in the statehouse at night)

He has a fish tank for his bass and catfish

Gov didn’t let him keep all his state insects ( had bees and some states are afraid of bees) in his room but the fireflies were an exception

He has an absurdly large collection of state songs that are usually piled on the floor some hang on his walls

He has pictures of different parts of his state and things he can’t fit into his room that either hang on the walls or laid in piles on the floor (ie: trees, cities, insects etc.)

After a while all his state trinkets are in different piles on the floor because he’s mostly given up looking through them and actually decorating his room

He can’t bring himself to get rid of any of his things and he keeps getting new stuff knowing he doesn’t have enough room to put it anywhere in his room

Other states have tried to help him with this few of the tactics have worked but he can’t help himself when getting newer things

CDC and Greg help Tennessee with keeping it clean for the most part (vacuuming and sanitizing)

Tennessee does organizing when his mind tells him too

He doesn’t have the most state symbols but his room is a bit more compact than others due to the way his state looks so the clutter accumulates more easily (Rhode Island has the same issue but instead of keeping physical objects he downloads pics into a folder and hangs his favorites)

His raccoon brings in a lot of trash and tends to nest in its little collection of trash (the main reason why CDC recommends that Tennessee cleans his room and why CDC helps him)

Due to the constant mess in his room most states don’t like going into it and open the door if the want to talk to him

When a state does enter his room they have to be super careful with where they step in order that they don’t break or damage any of his things

Several states have been either temporarily or permanently banned from entering his room because of this

If you have anymore traits you are free to add anything into this post :3

[palettepainter]

@jjsesame you win they're cannon now

(schmecky schmecky is a slang term for make-out, it seemed like a term Clifford would use)

Like I said in my last ask been binging Muppets Tonight and my love for Clifford has grown ten fold, I love this funky catfish. My bud and me have been discussing a lot of mini headcannons with these two and now they've grown on me so ta-da, they get back together! (These drawings take place before Zephyr's career took of and when she worked on the Muppet's Tonight)

To anyone new or to anyone who wants an update on their past: Zephyr dated Clifford before her career as as singer/dancer took off. She worked on Muppets Tonight where she and Clifford formed a relationship. When Zephyr was approached by other businesses willing to help with her career she had to leave. I always planned for Zephyr and Clifford to reunite years later (maybe through a party at the Tavern), and now I've decided they rekindle old feelings and become a couple again!

[incorrectbatfam]

Maybe some chill bro headcannons of Jason and Kyle Rayner ?? :0

Have you seen them? They have zero chill

Kyle will randomly and for no reason bring up the fact that Jason still uses kiddie chopsticks

When they shared a motel room and Kyle couldn't sleep, Jason flung a single melatonin pill at him and said "shut the fuck up"

Jason's the one that dumps extra junk food into the shopping cart when they're on a 3 AM grocery run and Kyle, who's already tired, uses his ring to construct a maze of shelves so he could lose Jason

Kyle takes long showers so at the 1-hour mark Jason pounds on the door and says Kyle has to the count of five to not be naked and dripping wet

They don't know each other's coffee orders, but they know what the other person hates and uses that to their advantage

They mutually catfished each other on Tinder

They fight over who gets to babysit Lian and Roy's just like "I think I'll call Kory instead..."

Jason loves The Great British Bake-Off (thanks to Alfred) so naturally Kyle changes the channel right when the winner is about to be announced

[digenerate-trash]

bro the fleshlight and dildo combo that is connected to eachother is even hotter.. im creaming i mean im creaming im creaminbg im creaming im screaming. Its as if this man could not get even better. Do you have anymore yan mickey crumbs to spare??

More headcannons for mickey because I can and you asked.

- mickey has so many photos of you they're sorted from most lewd to least.

- he has your hosbital records.

-mickey has threatened people over the internet by posting their IP address

-Mickey wants a real relationship with you but he has no idea how to start it

-mickey has hacked into kylars spy camera and has set up a dual feed to check up on you.

-mickey has paid people to knock you out in an alleyway so he can relive his first time with you.

-mickey has catfished kylar as you before to learn everything the little freak has done

-mickey carries around a tasser

-only Landry knows how bad mickey is. And he's not telling....

Old stuff yall have seen:

Mickey headcannons

[quitealotofsodapop]

I'm just curious, what's your headcannons about the sexualities of the LMK crew? I know you have a post about your ideas about their gender identities and I know that you mentioned that Wukong is ace (in a Celestial NATO post)? So if you're okay talking about it what are the others? (The babies are not included. I find it annoying when people push little kids/toddlers/babies being boyfriend & girlfriend because of hetero normality. Cis people are weird. Sorry for the rant.)

For the LMK versions of the characters specifically:

Sun Wukong: Asexual/Demi-romantic. If you're not Macaque, keep walking.

Macaque: Bisexual/Biromantic. Loves whatever config Wukong has on at present.

Pigsy: Bisexual. This man has been canonically attracted to a spider woman, and a man who turned out to be a cicada. He has a type.

Tang: Gay. Men hot. Specifically strong ones that know how to cook. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )

Sandy: Asexual/Homoromantic. Doesnt understand why he's considered "the hot one" of the gang. Has have any flirting spelled out to him.

MK: Gay/Demiromantic. Romantically attracted only to people he has forged deep bonds with in battle (preference for men/a certain fire demon).

Mei: Lesbian/Aromantic. Girls hot. Romance hard. Details in bio.

Red Son: Pansexual/Panromantic. Why worry about the gender of their probable mate, when they could judge them based on their power?

Nezha: "Get out of my room!" Likes guys.

PIF: Pansexual. Canonically attracted to power.

DBK: Bisexual. He be making eyes at Azure back in the day until PIF came on the scene.

Spider Queen: Bisexual/Homoromantic.

Syntax: Pansexual. Really doesn't care about the gender of his potiential partners, but you wouldn't know it from his lack of swag.

Huntsman: Gay. Specifically for a dense asexual river demon.

Goliath/Strong Spider: Ace. Thinks romance and stuff is just little too complicated/messy for them.

Spindrax: Lesbian. Like loudly so. Has a million different flags and vest patches.

LBD: Doesn't care. Destruction and Destiny first.

The Mayor: Straight but is on thin ice.

Scorpion Demoness: Panromantic. Is romantically attracted to pretty much anyone. Please give her kisses.

Tripitaka: AroAce. Didn't know that there was words for their sexuality until Tang started contacting them via meditation/possession - they just thought they were nailing this celibacy thing.

Zhu Bajie: Bisexual. Used to think he was straight as his rake until he saw some very pretty dudes while on the pilgrimage.

Sha Wujing: Asexual. Wasn't even included in Guanyin's catfishing (pun) chapter cus she knew it would be lost on him.

Ao Lie: Questioning. He never really thought about it? Guys hot maybe??

Azure Lion: Demisexual. One of the reasons he fixated on SWK back in the day was cus he was so unused to feeling "like that" that he figured that his interests would solely be on SWK for all time.

Peng: Bisexual. Men hot, women hot, them hot. Whats not to love?

Yellowtusk: Ace. Continuing to stay tf out of the Brotherhood's romance problems.

Erlang Shen: Closeted Gay. Running from his gay thoughts like that one Family Guy clip.

A bunch of characters are more detailed than others based on the vibes I get/fave interpetations from others.

[neon-merrick]

magnus archive headcannons

(social media edition)

tim is an unapologetic tumblr user that will scroll through on his work computer for everyone to see and will live shit post the archive horrors.

tim also uses reddit.

sasha uses twitter mostly but will look through tumblr with tim and scroll through it herself if tim leaves the window up. she also may or may not have made herself a side blog on tim's account and wether he's aware of it or not is another story.

martin is a pintrest boy. he's simply there for the pretty pictures and cute animals.

jon has linkedin and maybe facebook if we're reaching.

distorted michael will start shit everywhere but loves tiktok/music.ly.

nikola has a fond soft spot for creepypasta forums and tiktok

nikola and michael run a joint tiktok account

peter has fuck all for obvious reasons. maybe he scours through the unsent project (i think that's what it's called) if he's really bored. like... really bored.

simon has facebook and will spend hours scrolling through facebook marketplace.

jared would have a gardening youtube channel

annabelle has dating apps. sometimes she does a little catfishing, sometimes she plays matchmaker. depends on her mood.

gerry is a myspace and blogspot guy but he does at some point migrate to tumblr with some persuasion from pre distortion michael.

pre distortion michael is a secret tumblr and pintrest user but at some point does dip his toes into myspace and blogspot because of gerry.

leitner has goodreads. for obvious reasons. also uses it to track his books sometimes.

gertrude has facebook and twitter but only to keep track of others on there. besides that she doesn't touch them.

bonus round

michael has adhd and gerry is autistic.

michael got gerry into chewelry because the man practically naws through a pack or two of pens every month or so.

[luci-j]

Character Headcannons/Breakdown - Rook Raccoon

Okay, I'll be the first to admit this gets a little sad in some parts. I was going through it when I wrote this, what can I say?

* Her first name is supposed to invoke the chess piece. It's because she's basically used like little more than a game piece by Pyko and Gideon.

* Her last name is an homage to my dad's last name. He died unexpectedly while I was writing "Stand By Me", so I made her last name sound like his. Her taking Rocket’s last name at the end was a quiet way of me saying goodbye to him.

* She represents "found family" gone toxic. Each of the stories I do in this series is about love. "Flowers" is romantic love. "Star-Man" is the love that comes with loss. "Stand By Me" is about love and family. The Guardians are one of the best examples of found family that's done well in MCU, so I wanted to show what the inverse of that was.

* The school she goes to, Gideon university, is based off predatory colleges that were rampant during my college years. I had a friend over 150k in debt to a game design school with these practices.

* She's a sharklike alien because I really like sharks, you guys. Also I love Guillermo del Toro films, like most self-respecting weirdos and oddballs, and I think "The Shape of Water" is one of the finest love stories I've ever seen.... The more I examine my interests the less shocked I am that I ended up where I did.

* She's aro ace! The more I realized "oh. This isn't a one-off fanfic, this is going to be a personality trait of mine now" the more I wanted to be mindful of different representations. I also have a very longtime friend who is aro ace, and she keeps me really in touch with the fact there isn't a lot of rep out there. So it's a love letter to her as well.

* She's a professional V-tuber who goes under the name "Catfish".

* She's more of the software side of tech, whereas Rocket seems to favor hardware. I figured this would differentiate her skillset just enough that she'd be able to stand out as a unique character without too much overlapping skillsets from existing characters. This is something I try to be mindful of as well when creating OCs.

* Groot is one of her best friends and they do a lot of gaming together.

* Rocket DMs a game with them and a few of the other Guardians in it.

* She loves going all-in for holidays because her parents never really did.

* Her culture as a whole is very cold and very "get it yourself" from a VERY young age. Eggs take five years total to hatch and if the hatchlings struggle to get out of the egg, it's considered a sign that they aren't strong enough to survive in the outside world.

* There's a time where this would have been very relevant on their world, but modern progress has made this point moot. The harsh conditions of Icathia no longer exist, but the world has been slow to change from its harhness. Needing to rely on others is still seen as a moral failing.

* A lot of this culture comes from me remembering stories about friends getting kicked out at eighteen and being very, very angry that I was also eighteen at the time and couldn't do much to help them. Rook was my little way of being like "I'm sorry I couldn't do more to protect you. I was a kid too." I also saw a "fun craft idea" that was a "countdown" to when a kid turned 18 and would get kicked out of the house and if that didn't give me the BIGGEST anxiety attack to look at.

* Meti's first time going to jail was for Rook. He and Rocket were both arrested for brawling with her biological parents. <3

* Mara, her daughter, struggled to break out of her egg. Rook didn't think twice about helping her break out of it. She was going to break the cycle she came from

* It took her a LONG time to realize her parents and family loved her unconditionally. When she became a mother, it helped things really click for her

* She has Caldon's equivalent of a Masters in software engineering.

* Some of her favorite Earth music are things like City Pop and Future Funk. Also a huge Vocaloid fan

* Loves the beach and the water. If she isn't working she can be found hanging out by one of the ponds at the nature preserve

* She still struggles with her anxiety a LOT, but she's working towards getting better. She still didn't sleep for three days when Mara started school.

* She loves hanging out with Skye and helping her with some of her creative pursuits. This can include things like wiring LED lighting for costumes Skye makes.

* She lives in the apartment next door to Rocket and Meti. She makes enough for her own place, but she just loves being close to her family

* She's still puzzled/fascinated by mammals as a whole.

* She's always up for board game night

[disabledalliums]

hello sailor tommy catfishsailor. can I hear perhaps about some calliumduo headcanons? if you have any? if not maybe some cclingy

*runs around in circles* oh boy DO i have cAlliumduo headcannons. Gonna start with their relationship and then a few for just their characters. Headcannons under the cut!

Alliumduo:

Ranboo is one of those people whos main love language is gift giving. While Tommy prefers physical touch, and so ranboo makes blankets that Tommy can snuggle up into

They are both Autistic, and so they both assume allistic behaviours that Tubbo has is just because he’s dyslexic and they just think that they are both allistic

Ranboo is super anxious about hurting Tommy and so when they have sex they are CONSTANTLY like “Tommy are you sure your not hurt” and tommy finds this super dang cute

Ranboo:

Due to where they were stabbed when they were revived it fucked up their spine so much that they are now a full time wheelchair user

They now spend most of their days painting or crocheting because they like having something to do with their hands

Their enderwalk is actually just that they are apart of a system. Each of the different “Ransonas” are just different alters!

Often Ranboo is found wheeling around with Michael on his lap who is very excitedly babbling about something

Every single alter in the system has a special interest in grass (clingy duo find this very funny)

Otter/enderman hybrid!!! they love to hold hands!!

Tommy:

Like i said, Autistic! With a comfort item that is a cow plush named Cow Cow

Also cannot handle loud noises at all and can easily get into a meltdown from them. Has headphones that he wears almost everywhere that has stickers that Michael has put on

Tommy mainly uses a walking stick but some days if they are having a worse pain day they use a rollator

Tommy likes to spend hours just fishing all by himself. Tubbo once got him a shirt that says “women want me, fish fear me”

He/him butch lesbian

Lion hybrid!!! Very big and poofy hair because of this

[pacifymebby]

Bits and Pieces (Sam Fender // Catfish and the Bottlemen)

<3 Requests Open <3

Headcannons

🍒looking after you when you watch scary movies

🍂 they find you crying

🐻 arguing

🐇valentines day

🍂 sex in weird places

🍒 Bondy / age gap

🍒Sam / holidays

🍂 Sam / telling him you're pregnant

🐻 moving in with them

🐇Sam / being a thighs man

🍂 travelling with them

🍒sexting

🍒they propose

🍂soft dom sam

🐻soft dom sam again

🐇 Sam Christmas

Imagines

🍒Van / Hush (hurt comfort)

🍂 Van / LSD... (Smut)

🐻 Van / Drapetomania

🐇Van / Basically

🍒Bob / Medicine (hurt comfort)

🍒Bondy / Lebowskis (about the split!)

🍂 Bondy / All I Need

🐻 Bob / November

🐇Sam / Angel in Lothian

🍒Sam (hurt comfort)

🍒 Van / Little Faith

🍂 Bondy / White Wedding

🐻 Van / Hourglass

🐇 Van / Sidetrack

🍒 Bondy / Teachers / One Two Three Four Five

🍒 Sam / Age Gap

🍒again I'm convinced there were more so if you happen to find them when you're clicking through please link me to them!!!

The Groupie Playlist

🍒 (reply with songs that make u think of her!!)

Sam Birth Chart Deep Dive P2 ish

[acradelius]

Moira with a southern male reader headcannons?

"AIN'T IS A WORD MOO-RA"

Fandom: Overwatch / Overwatch

Pairing: Moira O'Deorain (Moira) x Southern!M!Reader

Rating: Orange [🟠] (Equivalent to G/PG)

Warnings/Mention Ofs: Cultural Differences, Moira Being A Meanie On Purpose, Moira Being A Menace About Southern Stuff

Word Count: 690 Words

Author's Note: As a southern individual that has moved to a non-southern state, I had to put some of the things people have made fun of me for 😭😭😭

“It’s quite difficult to understand your accent.. Or “slang” as some of the others describe it to be.” Unless someone has been stalking around to count how many times this specific phrase has come out of Moira’s mouth, then there’s no way to track how many times it has been said. “Ain’t gotta clue as ta’ why ya’ can’t understand me, hun’.” It had begun as an ongoing joke at first, knowing that Moira had difficulties in understanding (Y/N)’s dialect, with his southern accent being quite strong, especially for someone such a culture difference like Moira, but at this point in time it led more to a slight argument and Moira trying to give him a language lesson than anything else. “Darling, you know that “ain’t” is not a word,” Moira begins, glancing at (Y/N) from her obscene amount of paperwork, proceeding to chuckle as (Y/N) merely rolled his eyes, wiping oil off of his rugged, stained hands. “Ain’t is’a word, an’ I’mma use it, Moira.” He purposely mispronounces her name, referencing her as “Moo-ra” instead. Either way, don’t get these two started on how to pronounce words from the dictionary. 

Thinking that Moira was troublesome with the way that (Y/N) pronounced his words? Oh, no. Wait until you hear her start to complain about good ol’ fashioned southern meals. “What do you mean this is a preference from your homeland? It literally just tastes like liquid sugar?” Complaining about some good, sweet tea? (Especially when it’s Lipton Sweet Tea, which is (Y/N)’s absolute favorite), going to make him cry right there. Next, she’s complaining about how “This supposed delicacy of.. “chocolate gravy on biscuits”.. looks quite.. barbaric..” or “How can you consume all this.. practically fried everything? Do you have any clue as to what all this does to your arteries?” The amount of complaining that Moira has done, all the times she has essentially either made fun of or has made disheartening comments about the delicious food is enough to make a grown southern man cry. It’s (Y/N). (Y/N) is the grown southern man crying. Someone gets this man a napkin before he soaks his good work clothes in tears. 

There’s definitely one thing that Moira is certain about and it’s that she cannot begin to understand the appeal and enjoyment of southern hobbies and activities. “How do you find amusement sitting within a tiny boat on a body of water all day, waiting around and hoping that you catch.. a catfish?” Or like whenever there was that surprise visit to one of the Nascar races that (Y/N) had only been talking about for months now? “Not finding the appeal in sitting here for an unlimited amount of time watching vehicles do circles.”  Maybe Moira would enjoy attending a rodeo? Nope, too dirty for her liking. Possibly spending time at the local auction, grinning as (Y/N) tries to speak as quickly as the auctioneer does? Ain’t happening. Trying to please Moira with southern activities is hard, another reason as to why (Y/N) cries himself to sleep at night. Yet, there’s one thing that Moira absolutely enjoys when it comes to southern activities. Watching (Y/N) doing his chores on the ranch. The way that despite the conditions he’s always out there unintentionally flexing muscles as he lifts and hauls those hay bales onto the truck. How he handles wrangling them calves or sheep whenever they’re needing to be checked out but aren’t cooperating. Moira’s favorite part about it all? Watching (Y/N) on those horses of his~ The way that he just handles himself on such a creature that could absolutely crush him in a split second. How he gives that sweet, signature grin of his, all while giving that devious wink to Moira, then riding away on that horse to finish his chores. Makes Moira wanna take (Y/N) for a ride around the bar if you happen to catch her drift. Either way, no matter how many comments or teasing that Moira might do to (Y/N), she adores and loves him either way.

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You know thank God the rtc fandom moved past the 'Noel is a catfish' headcannon because the way it was romanticised was wild