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littledancingphoenix · 7 months
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I HOLD TEKKEN 8 VERY CLOSE TO MY XIAOJIN HEART~
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aesthetictokinghost · 2 years
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In which William and Albert play Monopoly
William Birkin & Albert Wesker have been playing the same game of monopoly for 11 hours straight
This is their only day off together for the next few months
They are both staring at the board with intensity, brows furrowed
Will is starting to sweat. An end is in sight
Harsh words have been exchanged. Winning is his only chance at redemption
An intern accidentally bumps into their table in the common room, knocking everything over
The next test experiment for the T-virus looks oddly familiar
They are not allowed to have interns around anymore
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143bc · 2 years
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cubedmango · 1 month
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desi miku !! 💃
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dolliexii · 1 month
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cookiedough77 · 16 days
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ok like you know those things where they have ladybug and chat noir dress nice to go "undercover" or something at an event like a fancy part or something-
yeah so ladynoir.... but its dress chat noir and suit ladybug
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toseeclearly · 11 months
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YOU, A REGULAR PERSON: Pink Witch King of Angmar
ME, AN INTELLECTUAL: nazgUwU
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boxmakesart · 5 months
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REIGENARATAKA!!!
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u3pxx · 3 months
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sorry everyone im back on my shitpost elysium bullshit
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from this one sorry i read the word swing and blacked out
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girlblog-777 · 2 months
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me without a lash lift
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toxooz · 9 months
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also been thinking abt pooki with his cunty scarf💅
if my next drawing post isnt the comic update take me out back and shoot me like a sick dog
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s-aint-elmo · 9 months
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part 1 of my pining falin agenda aka it was so tragical that falin got benched for the entirety of marcille's little black dress morally bankrupt baddie era and falin thinks so too
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part 2
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multongsisig · 6 months
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She asks that I tell you to remember her. You won't.
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gabichanwrites · 1 month
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Just realized that if only Poseidon went straight to Ithaca and asked for Odysseus, Penelope could do the biggest gamble of them all and get one of the suitors in SUCH DEEP SHIT.
Poseidon: "Odysseus of Ithaca! Tell me this instant where is this mortal who dared to hurt my son and try to lie about his name!
Penelope: ...
Suitors: ....
Penelope: *stops weaving*
Penelope: *pointing right at Antonius* There he is! This one is Odysseus, my husband and king of Ithaca! Please don't sink us, almighty god of the sea!
Antonius: What? I'm not Odysseus, I--
Penelope: Of course he would say that! He's a liar!
Poseidon: *has no reason to not believe her, wipes him out effortlessly*
Then Odysseus comes back like "It's me, Penelope! Your husband!"
Penelope: "No, you're not. From now on your name is Agamemnon the Greater and the new lover I marry to make king."
Odysseus: *grumbling* why after Agamemnon though...
AND HOW WOULD POSEIDON EVER KNOW?!
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twingeof-cosmic-angst · 4 months
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Rose: do you actually get paid? Do they give you money?
The Ood: The Beast and his armies shall rise from the pit to make war against God :)
Rose: weird thing to call your union leader but fuck yeah man power to the people
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Sebby faces. Why would a fish need to shave smh
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