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yooo-lets-go · 4 months

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what would a drinking contest with the bois look like?

Unforgettable

#they wont remember shit #call of duty #ghost babygirl #ghostsoap #soapghost #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #call of duty modern warfare #cod mw2 #cod soap #cod gaz #cod ghost

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 5 months

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i've been asked multiple times for Awake Barnaby so instead you get messy lights out Laughingstock doodles

#featuring the moment everyone found out he was awake #poor dude woke up w/ his arm missing and got Tackled full-speed by 8ft of manic caterpillar #in my mind after howdy stops his 'holy shit youre up' ramble #he suddenly goes dead serious and grabs barn by the lapels and essentially goes 'say something funny. do it. now. make me laugh'#barnaby stammers out the Worst joke of his life #and howdy laughs so hard he stops making noise & just. collapses. wheezing #poor dude's lost it...#meanwhile wally is standing there buffering bc uhhhhhh He Hasnt Spoken To Barnaby In Decades #and is trying to remember their dynamic / how to act around him #wh lights out au #scribble salad #and then we've got a moment from act two!!! yippee!!!!#i wont say anything about whats going on beyond the obvious in that scribble

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daily-uquiz · 11 months

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*crying*

#uquiz #the iliad #the odyssey #this is super good pls do it #i just dont have any better tags #also watch troy: fall of a city #its the best of the inevitably bad adaptations #i could go on about the importance of the Iliad to modern understanding of history anthropology and historiography for ages #but i wont do that to yall so in the meantime ship patrochilles #and remember that achilles is a bottom #but most importantly helen didnt deserve this shit

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ikiprian · 2 months

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wip wednesday: damian inherits bruce’s adoption issues au! (wip: one-shot) (1k/3k)

“Damian,” Bruce starts, gently. “How many cats do you have?”

Damian sniffs. Captain Alfred shifts unhappily in his arms, so he readjusts his one-armed hold. “Don’t be foolish, Father. Alfred is known to be the only cat here.”

Behind his back, he used his free hand to signal Return to Base to Silly Alfred. Unfortunately, direct scrutiny limits Damian’s movement and confuses the hand sign. Double unfortunately, Silly Alfred is a master of charisma, not obedience. He continues to bat at the coiled door stopper as if he’s not about to compromise his entire squad.

“That’s a sentence with one too many clauses,” Jason pokes.

“This concerns you, how, Todd?” Damian snaps. “You don’t even live here!”

“Ooh, and there’s a sentence with a few too many claws-es!” Jason’s smirk stretches wide, almost into a proper smile. Clearly, he is enjoying the idea of Damian getting caught. Does he not understand what is at stake?

“Bruce?” comes a tired voice. Tim, the fool, stumbles into the room, apparently done with his weekend-long casework bender. “The computer’s running some numbers— can you make sure nobody touches the program ‘til I wake up?”

In his arms is Friendly Alfred. Hungry Alfred trots after his heels.

Bruce, for all his mastery of deceit and the fine-tuned control of expression that entails, freezes.

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aestetet · 1 year

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back from fighting for my life during finals and i finally finished this lestat wip !!!

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lokh · 1 year

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when you make a character a teacher and you make them get with a student. you disrespect the character. you disrespect teachers. you disrespect ME

#IF YOU KNEW A TEACHER GOT WITH A STUDENT WOULD YOU RESPECT THEM. NO ITS THE GUILLOTINE #OHHH ITS FANTASY WHATEVER. GENUINELY HOW CAN YOU BE INTO THIS. WHY.#IM GETTING HEATED I CANT DO THIS #AND SURE I WAS ONLY EVER A PRESERVICE TEACHER BUT A STUDENT??? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME #HELLO I JUST REMEMBERED WHY I WONT INTERACT WITH PEOPLE INTO THIS SHIP BECOS HALF THE TIME #ITS THIS SHIT. WHY AM I EVEN HERE

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mainapnifavouritehoon · 10 months

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hi guys i-

#Hey so i wanted to talk about this really bad this has been bothering me for quite some time #i have been busy a lot these days and i dont get time at all to do anything but i can see myself wasting my time just scrolling #I have school and then coaching and then ofc i have to study on my own for which i barely take out time as im highly careless #My last 2 exams went absolute shit and that fucking scares me because i'll be having my JEE soon #Mummy has been telling me to stay away from my phone and ik she trusts me but she but she deserves a daughter that studies ig?#And now i kind of consider that as an option because this phone is very very distracting #I have been thinking about deactivating but i realized it would mean i would lose all my precious posts and interactions #So i wont be deleting this blog as i am too attached (i will be coming back istg)#I will be taking a break and ig thats what yall call a hiatus #I will be giving away my phone to my parents (trust me i have to)#Ik this will be hard for me to just leave all of a sudden so i'll slowly start vanishing if that makes sense?#This message also doesnt mean that i will be shutting down my phone rn at this moment and that this is goodbye #This is just to prepare the people that i love and who love me that i will be highly inactive and not come online for maybe months #This is not an impulsive decisions i have really thought through this #Also just to tell you again MAIN ABHI GAYAB NAHI HONE WAALI BUT THODE TIME MEIN I WILL GO ON A BREAK THIS IS JUST A PRE HIATUS MESSAGE #Also i hope you guys will still love me and remember me once i come back #Because coming months are going to be hard for me #I hope you understand and ily guys okay?#(Oh god why am i so dramatic about everything) xoxo

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averageludwig · 8 days

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Me I remember that grown ass mercenaries living in the 60s, working for two teams against each other, WILL experience violent internalized homophobia

#averitext #every time I remember how much shit Demosolly has to go through to work #okay what the fuck #them being in cross factions makes it 100 times worse #like for example heavy medic wont go through half of it cuz its easier to accept your like your teammate #SOLDIER ON THE OTHER HAND #he really gives a fuck about this whole team shit #god its over #demoman and his traditional upbringing dont even get me started #the angst stuffed in this silly ship has to be studied #what do you MEAN this is not the most popular pair

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anxiously-sidequesting · 5 months

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I will never ever forget what my dad said to me years ago in middle school when I was sad that my irl friend at the time wasn't playing wizard101 with me and he immediately said "well that's probably because she has a life." God still hasn't lifted me back up from that

#this isnt a vent btw this was just smth extremely funny i just remembered LMFAOOO #my dad was IRRITATED with my wizard101 hyperfixation he HATED that shit. he was literally waiting my entire life to say that #THERE WAS NO HESITATION. HIS GRIN WAS DOWN RIGHT VENOMOUS #“well thats because she has a life... 😈HONEY😈🖕🏾”#and years later where am i now....... hundreds of dollars broker because of that damned game......... /lh #guys what if i showed my dad a picture of gf spider and dasein and told him i wanted to fuck those two guys #he probably wouldn't even be surprised at this point IDLAJQOQHSUSOSH #moral of this story is Stay Autism Ladies ✌🏾✨ if our dads wont support our neurodivergent habits who will /j #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #text posts

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bsd-verse · 9 months

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"You and I are destined to-"

UHM EXCUSE FKIN ME, TO WHAT EXACTLY???!?! i swear to God dazai you arent going anywhere without finishing your goddamn sentence!!!

#im a little wild and shouting oop sorries #but seriously for what to what????#just confess already or i wont stop coming at u lmfao #jk #chuuya i hope u remember all this shit or else #soukoku #skk #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd spoilers #bsd manga #bsd chapter 109 #chuuya nakahara #dazai osamu

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unexpectedbrickattack · 10 months

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Hi. New ✨Pinned Post✨

• MINORS. DO NOT MESSAGE ME. NO DMS. NO INBOX MESSAGES. NO. I am not checking my activity and Every note to see if minors are interacting w my stuff but i WILL check if u directly try to contact me. I WILL block you. Please dont do that to me 😭 Likes/Reblogs are fine, just dont talk to me Directly please.

• This blog will have ns//fw stuff! Suggestive and Explicit! Please block [spicy hot], [suggestive] and [saucy] to avoid seeing these posts! Make sure to remove the brackets! (Gonna be changing [spicy hot] to [saucy] very soon so I am adding that in there as well)

• No, I do not want you to dub any of my art. Oh my god. Oh my god ! I cannot stop you but I do not want anything ive done dubbed and placed anywhere on the internet. Do not show me if u do this. Do not show me if u saw it on youtube or tiktok or whatever! I am existing with Blinders on and i would prefer to keep it that way!

• I dont rp! Please do not send me rp asks and dms ! I will NOT respond to them!

• Not important but if u see Dissociativekitten in ur activity, thats me :)

OKAY thats it for real bye

#me reviewing this:#man this shit is still too long 😭#i had something else i wanted to add but i cant remember #eventually ill get to a point where i just list shit down and wont explain myself #actual Proper bulletpoints #anyway im doing this bc im going to be posting shit here and i wanna warn the like #[REDACTED] new followers ive gotten since my last pinned post #and no one reads that shit willingly so im putting it on ya dash #OH I REMEMBER. ITS THE SHIP STUFF #im going to add that hold on #actually. no…#i feel like the fandom has been alive long enough that people expect that shi #*shit…#so funny. i went to correct it and i wrote *this…#like my hands are working too fast for my brain #i guess i could add that i dont bother w ship hate; something i did not think i would experience in the funney pizza game #so like u will just see any and all ships here. ill tag it for my own convenience #but if ur like ‘dni if u ship[perfectly fine and funny ship]’ then maybe u dont want to follow me LMAO #okay thats it bye mwah

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ghostb0o · 6 months

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Its my understanding that the more players an egg is endeared to, the better the chance they have of being chosen to survive the event

Uh oh

#these are the lonely bitches right I havent been able to follow too much #i remember at least leo having an isolation problem #I will jump if leo dies or of any of them die tbh #i dont remember what that shit about a cursed team was either so im ignoring it in this post hsgdbrd #qsmp #qsmp leonarda #qsmp ramon #qsmp dapper #ASSUMING people wont be allowed to say “keep all the eggs alive”

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twilightarcade · 6 months

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the good thing about ocs is that no knows what you're talking about either so if you hype them up enough no one will notice that you don't know what you're talking about

#wordstag #YOU KNOW. This is an easily solvable issue. If someone were to WRITE STUFF DOWN #seriously man you know you're forgetting this shit. We don't even have a decent outline going this is a wreck #'Ohhhh I'll remember it' NO YOU WONT!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#Then you go around actually writing down things that are actually committed to memory. Like dude.

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ghostcrows · 24 days

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gay people need to be carrying around bottle openers. put that shit on your carabiner...i'm serious its gravely important that you do this

#im talking about carabiners a lot today i dont know why. its like when you google 'durian' just to look at durians #and you remember your first reference for a durian was the gamecube madagascar game #but im always getting caught out and about without a fucking bottle opener #and i havent mastered that swagful technique of doing it over your thigh cowboy style #and i also have trouble opening it with table corners and shit #literally was out in town trying to do this and some guy was like you need a hand. and he did it for me.#i cant have that. i simply cant have that #im the guy who wont let you open a jar for him and it has nothing to do with you this is about me...this is about how i measure up to mysel #MY pickle jar crisis

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god-u · 5 months

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rewatched the hunger games on my flight after watching it 11 years ago and yea.. a limoreau hunger games au would eat BAD

#i know other ppl said it but now that my memory’s been refreshed i truly see the vision #jordan is katniss and marie is peeta yuppp!!#limoreau #mariejordan #x #💌#also imagine my surprise seeing jack quaid as marvel like 😭😭#i did not remember him at all i was like hughie??!!#also found out he’s a nepo baby i’m skdhdjsk #hollywood doesn’t want talent without connections anymore we are DOOMED #update: someone just told me the director is a fucking zionist omg we cant have shit.. i wont be watching the new movie in that case #not this director but the one who directors all the sequels after smh

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