#they’re my fav m/f couple

[sleeplessdreamer14]

in the Sliding Bobs episode where they talk about if Linda had married Hugo, she’s wearing this fancy dress with a tiara to go with her veil, and it seems like they’re in a church.

but in her real wedding photo with Bob, it’s just a simple ivory white dress and a veil, and they’re standing in front of city hall. and I’m pretty sure they didn’t have rings. bob just asked her, she said yes, and they high-fived.

I don’t think you guys understand how important this is to me.

[bullet-clubs-bitch]

Nsfw Alphabet - Preston Vance

An: This is my first Nsfw Alphabet, enjoy

Also, This man deserves more love, he is so fine 

Word count: 1,322

Main Masterlist 

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Preston can be a real sweetheart after sex

He can be rough with you so he’s quick to grab something  to clean you up

He will place gentle kisses on any hard marks he left on you

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Preston's favorite part of his body is his arms

He likes to hold you in his strong arms and the way you like to hold his hand when you go out

Preston’s favorite part of you is your breasts.

Although they are not the biggest, he still loves them

Preston loves to rest his head on your chest, snug against your breasts when you are on the couch watching tv

He loves the way they perfectly fit in his hand

The warmth the soft tissue provides

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

This man loves a good ol cream pie

He loves the way his cum looks spilling out of you

He will fill you to the brim, the sight of his cum in you will drive him crazy

Sometimes he will even cum on your breasts, loving the sight of his seed all over your chest, dripping between your boobs

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Preston has a thing for biting (not sure if this is really considered dirty or not)

He will bite your shoulder or your neck, loving the marks they leave on your skin

Sometimes he will even come up to you backstage at a show and bite your shoulder, wanting to get a rise out of you

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Preston has been with a few women in his time

A few girlfriends and a couple hookups

The man knows what he’s doing

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Preston is a simple man when it comes to sex positions

Missionary, Face-off, cowgirl,  being some of his favs

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He can be serious but isn't afraid to crack a joke if he wanted to

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Preston is well trimmed

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Preston can be intimate if he wanted to, leaving delicate kisses as he destroys you

He does love a good rough fuck after a hard match wanting nothing more then to see your mind go fuzzy as he fucks you

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

If you are not on the road together you could expect once or twice a week for him to masterbate, more if he is stressed or missing you

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Biting, the man loves to leave marks all over you

Breeding

Cockwarming

Orgasm control/forced orgasm

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

You two would mostly fuck in a random hotel due to the constant traveling but he loves a good fuck in your own home

In his own bed, in his own home, it’s more comforting

He also loves some good water sex

He will take you in the shower, in the pool and even once you even did it on the beach

He has also taken you in a gym

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Your outfits, you purposely would wear outfits that he loves, making sure they catch all of your curves perfectly. It has him fighting the urge to grab you and fuck you on the closest surface.

If he is stressed or has a important match coming up, expect lots of sex

If he loses a match, you are more than happy for him to take that anger off on you

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Filming, although the thought has come across his mind more than once, he doesn’t like the idea of filming.

Anal (I don’t think he would be a fan, he definitely would have tried it more than once tho)

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He loves eating you out (and is amazing at doing so)

It is his favorite thing to do

It is almost like it’s a reward for him instead of you

There are times were all he wants to do is eat you out, loving the way you cum all over his face

He doesn’t mind being on the receiving end of it though.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

It honestly depends on his mood.

He can be fast and rough, loving to make your brain turn into mush while also being more delicate and loving, praising you throughout  the whole process

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Preston doesn’t mind a quickie

The quickies could normally occur before and or after a match, in the locker room

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Preston is willing to try new things and take risks, as long as you are okay with them

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He lasts a decent amount of time, just the right time in your opinion

He loves going multiple rounds with you

The most you have done in a row was 5, in a day the max you had done was around 8

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Preston is not the biggest fan of toys, he has used them in the past

Prefers restraints and secretly keeps a set of handcuffs in his suitcase

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

This man is a big tease, he likes to take his time and will keep you on the edge for what seems like forever, loving  the way you come undone for him.

He loves to tease you but hates it when he is the one being teased.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He  is not very loud, a normal tone (I guess)

Has more of a growl, more animalistic sounds

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

“Please” I beg, “I need you”

“You do realize we are in the middle of a public gym right?” Preston looked at me like I was crazy

“Yes, I know” I replied almost in a beg

“Are you sure you want to do it right here right now?”

“Yes, I'm sure I just need you. Right now”

“Alright, whatever you say baby”

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

I would say that Preston is around 8-9 Inches, but god is that man thick

He fills you so perfectly it’s like a drug you cannot get enough of

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive is high but not anything too crazy

It can be everynight before you fall asleep of every other day

It is a normal thing

You don’t plan when you have sex, it just happens.

Sometimes work is crazy and you won’t sleep with each other for a few days. You guys plan at least once a week, needing to feel the other. Going insane without sex

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Preston is not one to fall asleep right after sex. If you guys have some insane ass sex he might feel a bit tired and fall asleep faster.

Preston will wait until he knows you are asleep before falling asleep himself.

He likes to hold you close as you fall asleep, head resting on his chest.

[datenightfright]

YAY THEIR OPENED AGAINNNNNNNN

okay so i’m not sure if you do your godzilla master list anymore but could we get some ghidorah nsfw alphabet? if you don’t feel like it, you could do some head cannons? :)

OKAY THANK YOU BYE I LOVE YOU UR MY IDOL

NSFW under the cut:

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Ghidorah isn't the best at aftercare. But once you explain it to him, he tries his best. He makes sure to bathe you and keep you hydrated, but he isn't going to handfeed you. He also makes sure you're checked over by human doctors if he feels he went a little rough on you. But don't expect miracles.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Fav part of his: His tongue. It's long, thick, and textured. No matter how many times he makes you cum on his dicks, you never cum as hard than when he's eating you out.

Fav part of yours: Your hands. He really likes being touched, believe it or not. And you're hands are so soft and warm. He can't get enough of your touch.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Ghidorah is a producer, so expect to be covered head to toe. It's thick and sticky, and hard to move through. Good thing he'd a giant fucking dragon so he can just scoop you up and bathe you in his pool.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves the cuddle session afterwards. Curling around you, making sure you're ok, and breathing in your scent as you quickly drift off is heaven to him. He wouldn't change it for the world.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Ghidorah isn't experienced at all before he comes to you. But he has his ideas, and figures himself very lucky you're willing to try them out with him.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Anything that has him inside you. He adores watching himself piston in and out of you. Doesn't matter what hole it is either.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Ghidorah and goofy don't belong in the same sentence. Don't expect him to be making you chuckle any time soon. Sexytimes is serious time, m'kay?

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's a dragon, he doesn't have hair.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

You would think a dragon like Ghidorah would be all bussiness and no romance, but that just isn't the case. Ghidorah likes taking his time with you, to whine and dine you and then ravage you on the dinner table.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He rarely jacks off. He has you to scratch that itch. But when he does, it's only because he can't get to you in time because you're doing important diplomatic things.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He has a jewelry kink. He LOVES seeing you dripping in gold and rubies, diamonds and emeralds. Expect to wear all manner of chains and rings. Nothing gets him going than surrounding you in luxury.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His lair. He'd like to do it in his pool, but because he goes for so long, and, as mentioned above, cums so much, the water would cease to be water at some point, and then you wouldn't be able to wash off.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Anything really. Just the sight of you turns him on. But if you really want to have a good time, wear something sheer and a necklace or two. Then you won't be able to escape his clutches.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No public sex, ever. Anyone who ever witnesses your coupling will be dealt a swift and painful end.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves giving you oral, again because it makes you cum so hard. He also likes to receive it, but very much prefers giving it.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Normally he paces himself well during your sessions. He doesn't want to tucker out too quickly. But he does speed things up or slow things down as time dictates.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He isn't a fan of them but will acquiesce to one if you want.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He is very much willing to take risks as long as you are. He loves experimenting with you. You make it so much fun.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Ghidorah's stamina is through the roof. There is no recharge time for him. He gets hard and stays hard until he's done with you.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't prefer using toys, but will entertain you if you'd like.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Ghidorah doesn't like being teased. At the same time, he's too impatient to tease. He's very much a 'Let's do it NOW' type of dragon

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's actually very vocal. Not just growls, hisses, and grunts. But full on roars and bone shattering thunder. The people may never see you fuck, but they most definitely will hear it.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He likes being pegged. Like, he's really into it. If you ever want to see a giant three headed dragon beg for something, all you have to do is suggest it.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

You're in luck. Ghidorah has three massive cocks. All tapered at the ends and ribbed and textured for you pleasure. Even when he isn't full sized he's massive.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He has a high yearning. Luckily for you, he understands you need to rest in between sessions.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He's slow to fall asleep. There's this magical moment when you're just starting to snore slightly, that he likes to stare at you in wonder. Trying to figure out how he got so lucky to get a mate like you.

[raffimusiker]

Hey there! I just finished Picard and wondered if you could rec any Raffi x Seven fics that you particularly love? They got on my radar in large part because of your blog, so thank you for the introduction :)

hello! that's really cool and i'm very glad i was able to bring you into the saffi fold 😊

i read fic of all ratings, but most of these are M or E. i'll link them under a cut because this is gonna be long 😂

in general i love pretty much everything from the following writers because i love their overall style of writing and approaching themes, so i feel like you're bound to find something you like within their bodies of work!

Ericine

Daxs10thHost

bimichaelburnham

PepperSpicedLatte

here are a few of my FAV fics off the top of my head, in no particular order. this list is never ending and i am for sure forgetting a bunch. but i think it's a good starting point!

how shall i touch you unless it is unless it is everywhere? by Daxs10thHost (rated M) That whole night, there’d been no talk of the handhold; Raffi’s focus had been entirely on the game, and Seven, between stolen glances, had mirrored her concentration, deciding not to push her luck. But there, hesitant in the hallway, Seven suddenly recognized the look in Raffi’s eyes. or, Raffi invites Seven back to Earth to explore their relationship.

Mimesis by bodyinmotion2 (rated M) A silent retreat on Vashti gives Seven some new perspective and she comes home with a story to tell: Hers. Finally able to open up, she allows a hand written journal to tell the story of what happened to her when she left Earth after Voyager and the intimately manipulative relationship she held with Bjayzl. Raffi and B'Elanna, chosen to bear witness to the truth form Seven's support system as they navigate past trauma together in order to continue healing and move on.

supermoon spell by Ericine (rated E) "If anything, you've been saying it the whole time. I'm the one saying it back." Agnes and Rios break up (again), and three of the least likely people to hang out on Risa head to Risa for a month. All three are having relationship issues. All three work it out, as much as people like them can. (Or, you know, the one where they say "I love you")

perchance to dream by Ericine (rated G) "Her first night of sleep in fifty years would be with you." They have three days to set the future right. They sleep where they can. After the first long day, they can. Thing is, Seven hasn't slept as a human in decades.

A House Is A Home Only With You by bimichaelburnham (rated M) "It's not that Raffi doubts Seven has feelings for her, no. They are there. She would have to be blind not to see. It's in the way Seven wraps an arm around her waist in the morning as Raffi is fighting with the replicator to make them coffee. It's in the way she reaches for her absentmindedly when Raffi has been out of her orbit for a little too long." Or Seven makes a confession and Raffi is done letting it breathe.

Missing Seven by speedtrials (rated M) Due to the (20 years overdue) earth-shaking revelation that Seven of Nine is canonically queer (!!!) there is an immediate requirement for approx 10000 fics to be posted and I answered the call. This story features seven (get it?) missing scenes from Season 1 of Picard with Seven and Raffi Musiker, who are now officially established as the cutest, most badass, hottest, not to mention casually MILF, f/f couple in the galaxy. ✨ Get into it. ==Complete==

The slow walk towards a better life by changethenarrative (rated E) Raffi and Seven deal with their new but tentative attraction to each other as they’re caught in a web of sabotage and shifting loyalties while the planet Coppelius negotiates its place in the Federation. Set after the events of 1x10.

Getting Started (rated M) 'There were thirteen standard earth days between the beginning and end of Raffi’s endurance. Three hundred and twelve hours (eighteen thousand, seven hundred and twenty minutes), of virtuous, almost saint-like patience; stretching between point A, and point Z.' Raffi spends way too much time waiting for the right moment to move things along with Seven. Eventually, she makes her own opportunity.

it's not the weight you carry but how you carry it by Daxs10thHost (rated T) Seven looks over Raffi’s shoulder, out the window to where the setting sun has lit the desert sands in pinks and golds. “Read to me?” she asks, and as soon as she says it, all the tension drains from her chest. She looks back and sees her relaxation mirrored in Raffi’s pose. “These next few nights? Just until I fall asleep?” “Oh honey,” Raffi hums. “I would love that. More than you can ever know.” or, Seven and Raffi find each other in the pages of really old books. canon-adjacent, post-season 1.

Everything Carries Me To You by bimichaelburnham (rated E) "Raffi talks about the dichotomy of her human and Borg parts with poetry, as though she is praising art. She talks about their shape as if they are a natural happenstance and not born from a species' cruel desire to own every part of another. [...] It comes and it goes, the acceptance of herself." After time traveling to the past, Seven struggles with her old-new circumstance as well as reconciling both parts of herself. Thankfully Raffi is here to land a hand. Post-season 2 Canon compliant.

i also really love fics set in the confederation (the universe they found themselves in in s02e02). it's basically a what if president annika hansen and head of security raffaela musiker were a thing in that world. they're usually smut with a tinge of danger. it's a fun place for fic!

let my force just carry us home tonight by Ericine (rated E)

can I take you all the way? by Ericine (rated E)

Nothing Is Permanent (Not Ever Our Troubles) by bimichaelburnham rated E)

Ethereal by PepperSpicedLatte (rated E)

i hope you find something you enjoy in this list! there is so much out there already so whatever your fancy, i'm sure it's already out there.

[uramichislefttiddie]

Life Lessons With Uramichi Oniisan Alphabet

||Contains: Uramichi Omota + Iketeru Daga||

||Warnings: NSFW||

Reminder! Please don’t comment anything that implies your age, I cannot stop who reads this unfortunately but I can at the very least give out a warning that this contains nsfw content.⚠️

please forgive me I could not stop laughing whilst writing this, I had to skip specific words because it did not sound right to me and my childish behaviour😭

Uramichi Omota:

A: Aftercare (how they treat you afterwards)

If anything all this man will want to do is try and get a good nights rest even if it means only a couple hours of sleep. He will make sure however you are cleaned up and are alright before he deals with himself. He’d never leave you to care for yourself, he always makes sure he cares for you first. He’s very touch starved meaning he makes sure he gets cuddles and kisses before you both drift off into a slumber!

B: Body (his fav part of his body and yours)

His favourite body part on himself most likely would be his muscles specifically his toned arms, I mean he’s a former gymnast so what can you expect? On you his favourite part would be either ass or thighs, the reason mainly being it’s something he can rest on, or another reason being he loves to mark your thighs up not caring if anyone can see, also he just genuinely likes groping your ass however he’ll only do that in privacy, he’d rather not have the risk of someone having just witnessed him groping your ass in public. In make out sessions always expect his hands to be roaming either along your thighs or ass there’s no other option it could be.

C: Cum (well I’m pretty sure you can gather what I mean)

Majority of the time he will make sure to not cum inside you meaning hell either do it over your face or body, however once in awhile if you allow him he will not pass up the opportunity to cum inside you. When I say once in awhile, Uramichi will try and make it near enough every time that you allow him to cum inside, he just loves the idea of having the risk you could end up with having his children. (Russian roulette type beat/j) and a plus to him is that if he can cum in you it means less cleaning to do.

D: Dirty Secret (a secret of theirs that they haven’t told)

Now I get a strong sense that this man really wants to try bondage with ropes especially, wether it be you that’s tied up or him he doesn’t care either way he really wants to try it. But he doesn’t want to scare you off by asking so he still hasn’t mentioned it and he doesn’t want you to start making fun off him about it💀 however you’ve had an inkling for awhile that he’s got something about being tied up.

E: Experiance (Do they know what they’re doing?)

Now he may be 31 years of age but this man has never gone past kissing someone before he met you. You were his first and oh boy he had no clue what he was doing, mainly because he was nervous and couldn’t comprehend what was truly happening. He has watched his fair share of porn etc but when it came down to actually doing it himself he mind had become fog. Overtime though he’s come to learn what you like best and least and has took that into account and now it’s as if he’s been doing it for years.

F: Favourite Position (which he prefers to do)

Now he’ll most likely switch between a mating press or doggy style. The reasoning for mating press is it allows him to be more face to face to you and he can see your face during it which turns him on even more. And let’s be real he more than likely has a breeding kink. So mating press + breeding kink = heaven to him. Now the reason for doggy style is because he loves having your bare ass slam against him and watching it jiggle when he slaps it. He also loves leaving marks on your hips meaning doggy style makes that all the easier.

G: Goofy (do they laugh or are they the serious type)

Uramichi is probably the type of be serious, he might laugh there and than every so often if something a bit funny happens but overall he’s pretty much serious and that’s just him.

H: Hairy (shave? Unshaven?)

Unshaven, however he will trim it if you ask him to, but seeing as he’s 31 I think he couldn’t care less about body hair as it’s normal and he just sees it as a waste of time to have to repeatedly shave.

I: Intamicy (how they’re like in bed)

80% of the time he will be rough, releasing out all the pent up anger and frustration, but he still makes sure your ok. Although there will be them days where he just wants to be more romantic than rough and his whole demeanour will have flipped upside down and he’ll be acting all lovey dovey. Plus most definitely a switch.

J: Jack Off (Do they? Or not?)

Nah, not really, if he’s in that type of mood and your not with him he’ll either wait or come meet you wherever you are so he can get relief.

K: Kink (What kinks they have)

Gagging, Breeding, Bondage, Dacryphilia, cockwarming

L: Length (how big they are)

He’s more girthy than long, he’s probably about 6 inches which is a good length all in all.

M: Motivation (what gets them going)

When you start whining at him for attention or if you raise your voice at him because oh boy that really does set off something in him when you raise your voice.

N: No (something they will not do)

Knife play or anything that could seriously harm you even by accidental.

O: Oral (which they prefer)

He prefers giving than receiving but once in awhile he’d just want you to be the one giving it to him and making him fall under your touch.

P: Pace (how fast they go)

He’s not necessarily fast but rather hard. By that I mean he will go full force into you where both yours skins slap against each other and where he will grunt a lot which oh boy is hot.

Q: Quicke (do they do them?)

Surprisingly he does them a lot seeing as he has work 6 days a week which really only leaves him with one day where it can just be you and him all day. So either he’ll do one in the morning or at night but it depends if he’s feeling too tired after work.

R: Risk (are they one for taking a risk?)

Now he’ll hate someone interrupting so he always makes sure you both do it where the chances of getting interrupted are reduced drastically, plus it’d be very embarrassing for someone to walk in. Usahara now always make sure to knock before making his grand entrance into his apartment. The risk of you getting pregnant kinda excites him in a way so you gotta watch out with this man.

S: Stamina (how many rounds can they go for)

On an average he can last around 2-3 rounds but on a very good day it feels like it’s never ending, he just needs that motivation if you get me.

T: Toys (do they use them)

No. He’s never really been into them and they’ve never sparked his interest.

U: Unfair (are they fair)

He’s quite fair to be honest, he makes sure you both equally get what you both want but there can be times he can be a tease when he’s in one of them type of moods.

V: Volume (how loud they are)

Majority of the time he lets out grunts rather than moans, he gets embarrassed if he moans however after the time you told him you like it when does he doesn’t hold back anymore but like I said most of the time he grunts and breathes heavily.

X: X-ray (what they’re like under there)

Like I said, more girthy than long.

Y: Yearning (how high is their sex drive)

It’s shockingly quite high, although it may not show when he’s near you expect him to be quite touchy most of the time waiting for you to get the signal. In simple terms he’s quite the horn dog.

Z: Zzz (how fast they go to sleep afterwards)

I’ll say it straight. He goes to sleep incredibly fast, but he won’t before he makes sure your cleaned up and settled down!

Iketeru Daga

A: Aftercare (how they treat you afterwards)

This boy will give you the best aftercare ever. You hungry? Ok he’ll go make something for you. You want to go for a drive? Ok he’ll take you for a drive. You want a shower/bath? Ok he’ll go prepare you one. You understand me now. He will double check your ok and cleaned up as best as possible. Will always make sure you’ve gone to the toilet afterwards and have had some water. Will fall asleep with you in his arms always whilst reading to you.

B: Body (his fav part of his body and yours)

His favourite part of his body will be his hands, not only because they’re pleasing to the eye but because he knows his long fingers can make you come undone very quickly and easily and that gives him somewhat of a boost. His favourite part of your body to him will be your lips, he loves the feeling of them when he kisses you or when your kissing him anywhere (😏 /j)

C: Cum (well I’m pretty sure you can gather what I mean)

He loves seeing his cum dripping down your face, the way it leaves a shine along your face just looks so pretty to him. So he prefers to cum over your face or in your mouth to where he can see it dripping down yourself. Don’t get me wrong he’d love to cum in you but he’s responsible and would rather wait until you both want a child so he doesn’t need to worry about getting you pregnant.

D: Dirty Secret (a secret of theirs that they haven’t told)

He likes to be choked. Awhile back you had no clue until you accidentally did and that’s when the game got even more interesting. He really just overall loves seeing you in charge.

E: Experiance (Do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s had a few girlfriends in the past but never gone as far as to do more than make out with them, he’s always said he’d save it for the when the right person comes along and he knows it the right person. But he very much does know what he’s doing, he knows how to make you feel good, he’s done plenty of research.

F: Favourite Position (which he prefers to do)

Reverse cowgirl. He absolutely loves you riding him and if it means reverse cowgirl it allows him to smack your ass and fondle it, also allows him to easily guide you with your hips. Damn he goes berserk when your in this position I tell you.

G: Goofy (do they laugh or are they the serious type)

Do I even need to say? Of course he’s going to be goofy, the man laughs at dick jokes. However once he starts laughing that’s it, he won’t be able to stop for awhile, it’s honestly become uncontrollable.

H: Hairy (shave? Unshaven?)

Honestly, he leaves it down to you and what you prefer, he doesn’t mind if you prefer shaven or not either way he’ll go with what you like.

I: Intamicy (how they’re like in bed)

Probably the slow but long stroke type of guy. He loves the way you start to become impatient and fidgety. He loves the look in your eyes when he’s facing you.

J: Jack Off (Do they? Or not?)

He only will if he hasn’t seen you for a few days or hasn’t been able to do anything with you. He prefers doing it with you actually.

K: Kink (What kinks they have)

Choking, Food Play, Cockwarming, Spit, Praise

L: Length (how big they are)

Longer than girthy, he reaches about 7.5 inches, he can definitely reach the high spots.

M: Motivation (what gets them going)

When you start to praise him, especially with “good boy” that will get him going almost immediately, it just switches something on in his mind so very quickly.

N: No (something they will not do)

He’s willing to try most things as long as you feel safe and he feels safe and you both know to be careful and know how far to go with everything.

O: Oral (which they prefer)

He prefers receiving than giving, he just loves being able to watch you go down on him and struggle. But when you want some he will be more than happy to give.

P: Pace (how fast they go)

Life I previously said, he’s the type of guy that goes slow but he makes sure he’s hitting all the right spots that you like and that gets you going.

Q: Quicke (do they do them?)

He prefers to not have them but if it comes down to it and you really want one he will do so, but don’t expect it to become a regular thing.

R: Risk (are they one for taking a risk?)

Oh he’s scarred many peoples eyes and mind because he simply “forgot” to lock the door and close the curtains/blinds. Poor Uramichi as if he hadn’t enough going on. He doesn’t really want to risk getting you pregnant though, so he will use a condom.

S: Stamina (how many rounds can they go for)

He can go for a straight 3 or more rounds, it normally stops when it’s you that can’t take anymore not the other way round, he always waits until you’ve had your pleasure before he’ll stop.

T: Toys (do they use them)

Now he’d never admit it, but before you two started being sexual he had quite the few toys. He most likely had a flashlight, tenga egg and a cock ring for example. Them type of ones.

U: Unfair (are they fair)

He’s the fairest of them all, he’d make sure your getting what you need and than sort himself out, he’s never once been unfair to you.

V: Volume (how loud they are)

Now…this mans a full on moaner and he has no shame about it. He honestly has that type of pretty moan too, where he whimpers at the same time and he will not look away either. Oh and if your the one sucking him off, be prepared because he can’t hold back at all, it’s honestly like heaven to him.

X: X-ray (what they’re like under there)

As already said he’s quite long compared to others, he reaches about 7.5 inches.

Y: Yearning (how high is their sex drive)

Probably around average but if you get him going well-

Z: Zzz (how fast they go to sleep afterwards)

Will not go to sleep no matter what before you, it always has to be you that falls asleep first before he can fall into a slumber. He always wants to know your safe. And plus if you’ve fallen asleep he will clean you up if you haven’t already, and will leave some water and paracetamol next to you for when you wake up and if he leaves before you in the morning or wakes up before you he’ll always leave a little note next to you too.

[nanamisbabybunny]

❤️Nanami Kento // NSFW Alphabet❤️

(Please, I love Nanami so much)

Warning: ⚠️ NSFW!!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Nanami is big on aftercare. He’s very gentle and rough at the same time, so he takes every opportunity to clean you up and kiss you all over your body

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite of himself would be his chest, abs, thighs and dick. His favorite for his partner, he adores their boobs, tummy, thighs, wait and butt

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically…)

He loves seeing your panties soaked with cum, just by his voice and him teasing you

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He sometimes goes on business trips. He steals one of your panties and takes it with him. He likes to use them to pleasure himself and think about you

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He knows what he is doing, 100%! He knows the right places to touch, things to say and places to kiss. He has had experience somewhere in his very late teens, early 20s

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying.)

He can’t decide. He likes to have you on his lap, underneath him, or you riding him and him holding your hips or thighs

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Pretty serious during sex. It’s a time to forget about everything and focus just on you! Of course, if you’re nervous he will slip out a couple jokes to help ease your nerves, plus he loves seeing you smile

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He grooms himself when it is needed, he is a very neat and tidy man. He smells of expensive cologne and soap. He has navy blue curtains, a comforter and light grey sheets

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Nanami is gentle and tough, as stated before! Plenty of kisses and he takes things slow and praises you for taking his whole length, saying “what a good girl. I knew you could do it. You are so pretty filled with my cock.” As romantic, he loves to buy you roses, slow dance with you in and kitchen and gives kisses

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

You were looking in your drawer for your favorite pair of (fav color) panties, but they were missing. Little did you know, your husband had taken them on his business trip. He loves to see your panties around his dick, soaked with his own cum with his head filled with how your face would look, how your cheeks would be a bright red, how you would be begging for him

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Daddy Kink all the way! His favorite names to call you are “Baby Girl” “baby” “bunny/Baby Bunny” “princess” “sweetheart” “my love”

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

The bedroom. He is a traditional man and wants to make sure you feel safe and comfortable

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Begging really gets him going, as well as being called “Daddy.” Not only that, the thought of him being your husband and you his wife

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Nanami is a kinky man, however, he wouldn’t have public sex. He wants your body respected and likes to make love to you where he is the only one seeing you. Also, WORK. That is the biggest turn off, talking about work

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He gives and receives. He likes having your legs on his shoulders while he eats you out and fingers you. He loves how your hands gently go through his hair, he is a master with his tongue. He likes having you between his legs as he holds your hair back and watches you take his length into your mouth

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Your first time with him was slow and gentle, then slowly turned into fast. After a while, he becomes fast and rough, watching your actions as you take him. You wrapped your legs around his waist and begged him to be go faster, of course he couldn’t resist

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He isn’t opposed to quickies, but Nanami likes to take it slow and enjoy sex with you. Quickies normally happen if he has to be at work soon. If you have sex the night before, odds are likely you’ll have morning sex the next day

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He’s up for experimenting, as long as it doesn’t hurt you. He takes risks here and there, he once rubbed and gripped on your thigh in public. Oh, how he loved the way your face went red and how you whimpered softly at his touch

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Nanami’s stamina is A1. He can last about 4 rounds if you are up to it

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

You own toys, Nanami doesn’t. Nanami saw your toys and brought them out for sex. He loves to use them on you and how you react to the different vibrations

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He teases a lot. From gentle touches to whispering in your ear, Nanami knows how to work you up. If he has whispered something in your ear in public, you’ll have to wait until you get home

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

His grunts and moans are deep and soft, so he’s a little loud

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character)

Nanami gently laid you on your back and gently tied your hands above your head. “My love, you are so beautiful in this lingerie.” He compliments you while gently gripping your inner thigh. You gasped at his touch and your eyes begging him to touch more places. Nanami gently smirked at your reaction and kissed down your neck. “Not yet, princess. Be good for Daddy.” He whispers against your thigh as he gently put your legs on his shoulders and slid your white, lacy panties down.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Let’s just say that when he gets hard, his dick sticks up out of his boxers, a very good length. He is thick, too

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Very high sex drive! He can last a while without getting tired but he will tire you out

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn’t fall asleep until you’re taken care of! This means cleaning you up, kissing you softly, telling you how well you did and letting you be excused to use the bathroom. He knows how important it is for a lady to use the bathroom after sex. Once that is all done, he holds you close, kisses you goodnight and sleeps once you’ve fallen asleep first

[favberrys]

I'm bored and in a kkg brainrot mood, so i'm just gonna rant about my opinions of kakegurui ships and i will make some headcanons:

Kirasaya

Ok i had to start with them bc they're just too iconic, i think they have one of the most interesting and complex dynamics in kkg, they really got me obsessed with them, it's probably my number one kakegurui ship and the reason i started watching the show and reading the manga. Honestly yeah their relationship has some power imbalance, since sayaka is kirari's secretary, and is probably disfunctional, but contrary to what some ppl say kirasaya is not abusive, kirari never physically or emotionally abuses sayaka throughout the story. Anyway they're a 10/10, peak lesbian yearning, if they don't kiss at least one i will jump the author. Probably one of my fav ships ever, i think they're made for each other and i can't see kirasaya with anyone else, they're just so good together and their chemistry is >>>>>>

Yumary

Ok this one is kinda an unpopular opinion bc most people like yumary, but honestly i can't get invested into it, there's something in this ship that doesn't make my heart go "fuck yeah they should be gfs". Personally i don't ship yumeko with anyone bc i can't imagine her in a relationship since her main thing is being a compulsive gambler, her existence revolves around it and she forms relationships when they're useful for her gambling games. I think yumary could be friends with benefits for some time, but after a while mary would probably break it off because i don't think she can handle a sexual/romantic relationship with yumeko and after a while it would make her go nuts. A friendship between them is already messy and complicated and honestly i don't think they are compatible that way. Yes they have chemistry and there's probably some mutual attraction but to me it's a no. Also can cishet dudes stop fetishizing this ship ? My vote is 6/10, mostly bc mary doesn't seem much physically comfortable with yumeko, idk mary just seems off with her in that sense and i prefer them as gambling partners or friends.

Meariri

I honestly love this ship, especially after reading the manga, they have such an great dynamic, i think they both care about each other, they have chemistry and i think they're compatible and that their personalities compliment each other, mary is often loud and aggressive and passionate while ririka is more closed off and quiet, they're like fire and ice and this case i think the saying "opposite attract" works with them. Mary counts on ririka and i love the fact that she is so comfortable with her physically (mary is almost always the one to initiate the contact, holding her hand, touching her head, etc) and ririka gets inspired by mary to be her own person and chase her goals. Plus they're really cute together, aesthetically i find them the most attractive couple, i'll give them a solid 9/10

Itsukaede

Lmao i don't even know if this is the correct ship name for itsuki x kaede, ok i don't hate it and i think they could work as a couple, it's not my cup of tea bc m/f ships bore me, but i like their relationship, they have the kind of old married couple dynamic that always works. 6/10.

Ryomeko

I can see it happening, i don't ship it, but i don't mind it either, i'm kinda neutral about ryota x yumeko, but i think he's one of the ppl who care about yumeko the most in that academy (with also mary ofc), the ship is boring bc ryota is bland (he's a good guy don't get me wrong and he defo doesn't deserve the hate he gets) and as i said previously i don't ship yumeko with anyone. Sorry i gotta give it 5/6 out of 10

Yumedari

Ok i love midari but just like yumeko, i don't ship her with anyone bc i see her as someone who's too much unstable for relationships, but i know that canonically she loves/likes/is attracted to yumeko so i don't hate this ship, i think it's decent, the only problem is that yumeko hates midari. Still i think that since they're the most insane mfs in that school somehow this ship could work. 6/10

Yuridari

Again midari in my eyes is kinda unshippable, but this ship is not bad at all, they would have that kind of bickering married couple dynamic like itsuki and kaede, i like it but it doesn't do much for me. 7/10

Ryomary

Jsjssjsksk i looked the name of mary x ryota's ship on wiki so if it sounds weird it's bc i don't know their ship name and i have looked at the first site google gave me. This ship is hard no, mainly bc ryota is very bland and i consider mary a lesbian (i read that she is a canon lesbian but idk if it's confirmed by the author, let's say lesbian mary is just my hc) so shipping her with men feels like a hate crime to me, mary is for the girls only, 4/10.

Tsumary

They are kind of cute together right ? I think they're adorable, tsuzura is mary's first love and i think that someone like her would make mary very happy. I still haven't finished kkg twin, so my opinion on tsuzura is incompleted and it might change, i don't hate her but i find her character a little basic/boring so even though this ship is cute it doesn't make me fall in love with them. 7/10 bc probably also tsuzura had feelings for mary and they have a healthy dynamic, you can see they love each other.

Midasaya

I enjoy this crackship, i know that they both like different people but i headcanon that they were together during middle school or that midari had at least a small crush on sayaka during that time, before kirari came to hyakkaou i like to think that they explored their sexuality together so midari was probably sayaka's first kiss, her first date, etc, so they would have history together and we also see that midari knows sayaka bc her character is described through her pov during tower of doors. I find this ship pretty funny bc sayaka is always so serious and composed and midari is a ball of chaos. 7/10

Yumesaya

This is another crackship i don't mind and find hilarious, yeah i'm a huge kirasaya stan but i'm also a multishipper and sayaka deserves all the girls in the world, so the more the merrier. I like to think this ship as one sided love in which yumeko sort of pines after sayaka and i think it would be very interesting to see kirari being jeaulous that sayaka is getting yumeko's attention. We saw jeaulous/protective sayaka in kakegurui, but i would also like to see how kirari reacts when someone tries to take sayaka away from her, it would be really interesting. Obv this would create some tension between kirasaya and also between kirari and yumeko, almost a sort of love triangle dynamic. My opinion is that yumeko is just too unstable to settle down, also they both probably would get bored/lose interest in each other after the heat of the moment. 6/10

Ririsaya

Sorry but i really can't see it happening not even if i squint, but i really enjoy the ririsaya fanfictions and i think those works are pretty great even though i don't ship them very much. It would be interesting if both twins were in love with sayaka and there was some tension/coldness between them for a while bc they liked the same girl (maybe i read too many fanfictions). My headcanon is that both sayaka and ririka had a crush on each other when they first knew each other and for sayaka it was probably pretty confusing bc she already had feelings for kirari. I see them as friends, 7/10

Yumemisaori

Again idk if this is the correct name of the ship, many said that yumemi and saori are a healthier/mentally stable version of kirasaya and i agree. the dynamics are similar bc we have the secratary that is willing to do everything for her boss and the relationship is a little more balanced, i think they would be very cute together, but sadly they had very little interactions and if i could see more of them i would probably ship them even more. I like them 7/10.

Sachiko x Mary

I didn't even find a ship name for this couple, so they must be pretty unpopular, i like both characters and their antagonistic dyanamic is very interesting, but i don't ship them much bc i think mary needs/wants someone who is completely different from sachiko, who wants to make mary her pet and mary is someone who cares very much about her freedom, her indipendence and wants to make her own choices and this completely clashes with sachiko's extremely sadistic and domineering nature. I prefer them as enemies who have some sexual tension or enemies with benefits or one night stand adventure, but nothing more. 5/6 out of 10 bc the only mary ship i really love is meariri and i also like tsuzumary a bit.

Sachiko x Mikura

This is probably one of the most unhealthy relationships in kakegurui, but i kinda like it. Their dyanmic is pretty much vertical with sachiko who has all the power and makes mikuro do everything she wants and mikura who is completely obsessed and devoted to sachiko (my opinion is that she developed a sort of stockholm syndrome towards sachiko). I think that someone like sachiko could never have genuine romantic relationships bc of her extremely sadistic nature, she sees ppl like toys to break and what she enjoys the most is seeing ppl suffer, so the only compatible person with sachiko is someone extremely masochistic like mikura. Giving them a 6/7 out of 10 bc their interactions are fun/interesting and spice things up.

Rin x Ibara and Yumeko x Kirari

Hard no to both of them, i don't ship incest, yall can do what you want but personally it's a huge no for me. When i first started watching the anime at the beginning i thought yumeko and kirari had some sort of tension and could have been enemies to lovers (lmaoo i was so naive), but then i discovered they were cousins and i saw more kirasaya interactions so i got completely turned off by this ship. 3/10 to both of these ships.

Sachiko x Sakura

Now this ship is very sexy, idk why i like it but i do, yes i don't see sachiko with anyone besides mikura, but this pairing is not bad at all, even though it's a crackship. I think they would be rivals with benefits and would argue a lot and then make out/have hot sex. 7/10 (maybe it's too high but since these are just my opinions i won't be objective)

Mary x kirari

Uhm is there really someone out there who ships them ? Yeah i thought they had some sexual tension in s1 with that tea scene, but it's a no from me, i don't like it and i don't think they're compatible in any way, i can't see kirari with anyone who isn't sayaka. 4/10

[asmo-ds]

Asmo-ds’s OM!SWD Masterlist

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Request Rules

Ao3 

PATREON

ko-fi

Everything is GN!MC unless otherwise stated

Latest Masterlist Update: 2022 April 1

 Angst 💔 - Smut💞 - Fluff💙 - Crack🤡

Headcanons:

💔 - Kidnapped!MC

💔 - Amnesia!MC

💔 - When MC loses feelings

💔 - God Assassinates MC

💔 - MC Calls them Out On Their Toxicity

💔 - MC Thinks His Sin is the Worst Sin

💔- Accidentally make Luke cry

💔 - When Lucifer kills Mammon

💔 - Reaction to Luke Receiving Corporal Punishment

💔💙- Pranked!MC

💔💙 - MC impersonating them

💔💙 - Suicidal!MC

💔💙 - Angelhunter!MC

💔💙 - MC named Lilith

💔💙 - Sensing Their Sin in MC

💔💙 - Child!MC

💔💙 - MC w/ Anxiety

💔💙 - Bullied MC is Scared of School

💔💙 - Comforting teen!MC after a nightmare

💙 - MC’s Best Friend is religious

💙 - Mom Friend!MC

💙 - Demon Bros take sad!MC to their fav place

💙 - Reaction to MC Calling Luke ‘Chibi’

💙 - Meeting MC’s protective brothers

💙 - Gambler!MC

💙- When Asmo and MC start sharing clothes

💙- Stage Actress!MC

💙 - Jumpy!MC

💙 - Half Demon!MC

💙 - Half Demon!MC 2: Flapping Wings/Wagging Tail When Excited

💙 - MC who doesn’t like physical affection

💙 - When Their Baby’s First Word is “Dada”

💙 - When Innocent!MC cusses

💙 - Daddy Issues!MC

💙 - Quiet!MC

💙 - When MC wants to hold hands in public

💙 - Ditzy!MC

💙 - Marching Band!MC

💙 - MC with Bad Period Pains

💙 - Fangirl!MC

💙 - Surprise Hugs from MC

💙 - MC coddles Mammon and Levi

💙 - MC Gives Head Pats

💙 - m!MC singing ‘She’ by Dodie

💙 - Jealous!Brothers accidentally confessing

💙🤡 - Asmo’s secret child!MC

💙🤡 - When MC loves to scar

💙🤡 - When MC breaks their bone

💙🤡 - Angry!MC breaks a tree

💙🤡 - Doll Maker!MC

💙🤡 - When MC fuses with them 

💙🤡 - MC suggesting a couple’s costume

💙🤡 - MC has a hostile cat familiar

💙🤡 - Sheep!MC

💙🤡 - Horror Fantasy Lover!MC

💙🤡 - God Gendered!MC

💙🤡 - MC’s Past Dating Monsters

💙🤡 - When they turn into toddlers

💙🤡 - Teen!MC Accidentally Calls Them Dad

💙🤡 - MC Comfy around Demons and Uncomfy around Angels

💙🤡 - Zombie!MC

💙🤡 - Diavolo’s Secret Child!MC

💙🤡 - MC who is Always In Danger but Never Gets Hurt

💙💞 - Dummy Thicc MC

🤡 - Athiest!MC

🤡 - Dad dancing to save MC

🤡 - Cursed Images

🤡 - Which Tiktok they would be on

🤡 - MC sends the Bee Movie Script over text

🤡 - Reacting to Hazbin Hotel

🤡 - Reacting to Devilman Crybaby

🤡 - MC questions their relation to Satan if they married Lucifer

🤡 - Way too Easy Going MC

🤡  - MC who Likes to Carry a Knife (But doesn’t use it very well)

🤡 - MC Has a Lazy Demon Cat

🤡 💞 - MC Listening to Explicit Music

💞 - Vampire!Succubus!MC wants them to take her virginity

💞 - Heat HCs

💞 - MC with a Tickling Kink

One-shots / fics: 

🤡 - There’s No Pandemic In Hell

🤡 - Rodents

🤡 - Shopping Cart Speedway

Headcanons: 

💔 - Reacting to Diavolo’s death

💙 - Spider man kiss w/ MC

💙 - Angel of Death!MC

One-shots / fics:

💔💙 - Isolated

💔💙 - Wash My Back and I’ll Wash Yours

💔  - Forgive and Forget Me

💔 - If We’d Won the War... [1] [2] [3] {Ao3 copy}

Headcanons:

💞 - Jealousy (F!MC)

One-shots / fics:

💙 - They’re prescription?!

💞 - Stupid Boy (F!MC) 

Headcanons:

💙 - Spider man kiss w/ MC

One-shots / fics:

💙 - I Know I Said I Wouldn’t But... *CHRISTMAS SPECIAL*

💞 - Head and Tail (F!MC)

Headcanons:

One-shots / fics:

💙 - You stand like Luci! 

💙 - The Trilogy

💙 - Your Soulmate’s Voice

💙 - Reuniting MC with their dead Cat

💙 - The Purrfect Gift *CHRISTMAS SPECIAL*

💞 - Let’s Make Love Tonight (F!MC)

Headcanons:

💙 - General Fluff HC

💙 - Period Pain!MC

One-shots / fics:

💔💙 - Wish I Could Have Them Both (Asmo x MC x Solomon)

💙 - Slumber Party

💞  - Clubbing and Competing (F!MC)

💞 - In the middle of the night

Headcanons:

💙 - Spider man kiss w/ MC

One-shots / fics:

💙 - Baking For You

💙 - Eating for Two (AFAB MC)

Headcanons:

💙 - Spider man kiss w/ MC

One-shots / fics:

💙 - How to Love Christmas Again *CHRISTMAS SPECIAL*

💔 - I Thought We Were Friends

Headcanons:

💔 - God Assassinates MC

💙 - Undateables w/ Angelhunter!MC

💙 - Undateables react to MC calling Luke ‘chibi’

💙 - When Innocent!MC cusses

💙 - Surprise Hugs from MC

💙 - MC Gives Head Pats 

💙 - React to Luke making a Demon friend his age

💙🤡 - Diavolo’s Secret Child!MC

💙🤡 - When MC fuses with them 

💙🤡 - MC suggesting a couple’s costume

💙🤡 - Horror Fantasy Lover!MC

💙🤡 - God Gendered!MC

💙🤡 - Zombie!MC

💙🤡 - MC Comfy around Demons and Uncomfy around Angels

🤡 - Cursed Images

🤡 - Athiest!MC

🤡 - Reacting to Hazbin Hotel

🤡 - Reacting to Devilman Crybaby

🤡 - Way too Easy Going MC

🤡 - MC Has a Lazy Demon Cat

One-shots / fics:

Headcanons:

One-shots / fics:

💙 - Home for the Holidays *CHRISTMAS SPECIAL*

Headcanons:

💔 - Reacting to Diavolo’s death

One-shots / fics:

💙 - For me?! *CHRISTMAS SPECIAL*

💙 - The Butler and The Angel (Barbatos x Simeon)

Headcanons:

One-shots / fics:

💔💙 - Wish I Could Have Both (Asmo x MC x Solomon)

💙🤡  - The Brownies

Headcanons:

💙 - MC with Chronic Pain From Trauma

One-shots / fics:

💙 - The Butler and The Angel (Barbatos x Simeon)

💔💞- Needs Unsatisfied (f!MC) (part 2) 

*PLATONIC ONLY*

Headcanons:

One-shots / fics:

💔 - When A Child Falls

💙🤡 - The Brownies 

[luvreyn]

My Manhwa List (2020) Part 13

Hope everyone is fine and dandy ~ take careee

A Wicked Tale of Cinderella's Stepmom

Description:

We all know the fairytale: the glass slipper, the not-so-pretty stepsisters, and a night with the prince until the clock strikes midnight. I have been reincarnated into that classic story, not as Cinderella, but as her “wicked” stepmother! Widowed twice by age 37 and with three daughters, my goal is to make sure all will have suitable partners and their own happily ever afters... and maybe a nice future for me as well! But who is this handsome young baron that keeps approaching me?

THOUGHTS AND WHY YOU SHOULD READ

- DOOD MY FAV FAIRYTALE WITH A TWIST? COUNT ME IN

- plot = 4/5 

- art = 4/5

- MC IS SO CONFIDENTLY SHARP I LOVE 

- strong independent woman? check

- the daughters are lovely

- the ml is kinda boring visual wise  you didnt hear that from me

- conclusion: good read!

The Lady and the Beast

Description:

Following a life of bloodshed and heartbreak, the great Empress Martina is reborn as Astina, the genius daughter of a humble count. But her peaceful world is shattered when bankruptcy forces her father to marry her off to the dangerous Archduke Atalenta. All of high society knows him as "Terriod the Beast" because of a family curse that turned him into a wild monster. Luckily, even the deadly beast of Atalenta is no match for the former empress's mighty sword. Everyone is shocked when the new archduchess tames her husband all too easily and takes over as the family head. No one's more surprised than Astina, however, when her casual kiss returns Terriod to his human form. Not only does he resemble her past life lover, but he has no memory of her from his wolf days. Despite these awkward circumstances, can the new power couple join hands to rule over the archduchy?

THOUGHTS AND WHY YOU SHOULD READ

- plot = 5/5

- art = 5/5

- badass fl? check

- the start!!! it’s good!

- i love the mc so much she deserves the world and everything in it

- ml is funny tho (cause he’s under hehehe)

- M Y S T E R Y

- the plot twists i am so ready for that

- f u n n y 

- conclusion: one of the best read this 2020!

Under the Oak Tree

Description:

A flawless love story of the flawed. Stuttering lady Maximilian is forced into a marriage with Sir Riftan, but he leaves on a campaign after their wedding night. 3 years later, he triumphantly returns, ready to cherish her. As life with her husband finally begins, she only has one question — does she deserve this love and happiness?

THOUGHTS AND WHY YOU SHOULD READ

- plot = 4/5

- art = 5/5 beautiful beautiful

- but the muscles pains me

- c h a r a c t e r   d e v e l o p m e n t

- m a g i c 

- their eyes, they never lie

- i have a problem with the consent here SERIOUSLY 

- conclusion: a good read!

The Makeup Remover

Description:

After years of being told to focus on studying, Yeseul feels lost when she starts college and is suddenly expected to pay attention to makeup. When a chance encounter with brilliant makeup artist Yuseong leads to her taking part in a televised makeup competition, Yeseul begins to question the role that makeup and appearance play in society.

THOUGHTS AND WHY YOU SHOULD READ

- thank you anon for being my motivation to restart this 

- art = 4.5/5

- plot = 4/5

- I LOVE THE SOCIAL ISSUES INCORPORATED HERE

- C H A R A C T E R     D E V E L O P M E N T

- beauty, no matter how many times it’s incoporated in a story, amazes me. it’s a broad, sometimes sensitive subject

- i love that boys wears makeup here and no one bats an eye like??

- and the connection between confidence and makeup is --- it’s just good for me

- there’s a makeup knowledge sprinkled 

- idk if it’s a romance but male lead is a supportive friend and you know he got the mcs back

- sunbae can just get the hell away from mc

- conclusion, this is such a good read which i didnt expect cause i drop this. anyways, a must read!

Mystical

Description:

Garam has always loved to draw, but his dreams of being an artist have been on hold ever since his mother passed away. Wanting to become more independent and focus on his art, he moves into his grandmother's empty house by the ocean. There, he meets his greatest muse: a mystical water creature with no memories of her past. Now it’s up to Garam to help her uncover what she has forgotten.

THOUGHTS AND WHY YOU SHOULD READ’

- they look so beautiful

- art = 5/5 aesthetic!! my eyes has been blessed

- plot = 4.5/5

- ML isnt a jerk

- he’s a babie and just a gentleman and he must be protected

- same with ml, mc is the most precious being to exist (aside from my athy of course) they’re the softest couple ever

- F A N T A S Y

- i need a mermaid story sometimes ok

- beautiful beautiful

- F U N N Y

- m y s t e r y get it get it ok imma stop

- plot twistssss

- conclusion: one of the good read i discovered while just lazing around

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Aside from sonknux, what are your favorite ships? Whether in the Sonic fandom or not.

YIPPEE oh my god this is being Really vulnerable. oh boy. here we go

AS FOR SONIC SHIPS: I can’t be an IDW enjoyer and Not lose my mind over Whispangle. Come on. I also really like Sonic/Jet, Wave/Rouge, Knuckles/Mighty (whether just those 2 or with Sonic added in the mix hehe), and Knuxpio! But yeah I think my two favs are Whispangle and Sonknux definitely haha

NON-SONIC SHIPS SHALL BE LISTED 😨 I’m scared they’re all kind of niche LMAO

Luisley - Luigi x Prince Peasley - Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga

Mario is unfortunately a severely retired special interest of mine BUT if there’s one thing about it I’m forever gonna be passionate about ITS THESE GUYSSSS!!! JUSTICE FOR PRINCE PEASLEY I WANT HIM BACK FROM THE GRAVE SO BAD 💔💔💔

Lego Batjokes - Batman x Joker - The Lego Batman Movie

TLBM is also a fairly retired interest but. This ship was my first non M/F pairing I rooted for and I THINK THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME I ACTUALLY CARED ABOUT A ROMANTIC PAIRING IN FANDOM...VERY MONUMENTAL MOMENT IN THE VIC KWAZ STARSCRAMBLED LORE

Glaciershipping - Cole x Zane - Ninjago

In the midst of the millions of Ninjago ships that exist my 11 year old self thought these 2 in particular were so Real, and l mean. I do agree. they’re so Real.

I have too many ships with Kwazii Octonauts to list here LMFAO 😭

THE SONIC FOLLOWERS CANT FIND OUT ABOUT MY 2021 ENDEAVOURS /j

Frock - Master Frown x Brock - Unikitty

Sonknux is like a 5 feet distance away from replacing these guys as my OTP, but I don’t know if it’ll ever reach that point because what I experienced watching Master Frown and Brock go through an explicit and Canonically best friends to gay lovers arc with the most satisfying conclusion TO ME (I don’t have to elaborate or justify it @ unikitty followers but it Feels Right for them to not immediately become partners after the finale but take time to process turning a new leaf in life and how to go about being aware of eachothers romantic feelings for one another) between the ages of 11 and 14 was So fucking insane and it TOOK AHOLD OF MY BRAIN AND NEVER LET GO. THEY DESERVED THAT CANON HAPPY ENDING SO BAD YOU CANNOT BEAT A CANON GAY COUPLE—

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I don’t know if you’re still doing asks for the advent calendar. But just wondering if you could do a Ben x Reader x Present!Roger, where Ben and reader are the subs for Rog and he is hard!dom and they’re getting punished but at the end it’s super fluffy with my fav poly relationship. Idk if this makes since and I hope you could be comfortable with writing this! Btw love your writing! ❤️❤️

Oh i absolutely love this prompt and honestly i can’t think of a better way to end this thing than with a rog x ben threesome!!

Warnings: smut, spanking, edging/orgasm denial, sir kink, dom! rog, sub! ben, sub! reader, collars, a tiny bit of hair pulling, overstimulation, minor mentions of oral sex (m and f receiving), there’s also a bit where rog steps on reader, also its like 4k lmao

Blurb Advent: Day 25

It had been natural to let Roger take the lead, so to speak, in your relationship. Even in the early days, there’d never really been a question about you submitting to Roger. For one thing, you trended towards submissive anyway but something about Roger, the way he carried himself, automatically made you want to kneel before him. Age probably had something to do with it too. There was a perceived expertise because he was older (and as he frequently joked, wiser too), that had you agreeing to call him Sir and to follow his instructions, even within the first few weeks of getting together. Normally you’d wait a while before jumping into anything especially kinky with someone new, and to be fair he hadn’t rushed into bringing out the harder stuff, but it was almost shameful how fast you’d let him toy with you, agreeing to wear a collar to symbolise your submission. You’d well and truly established your dom/sub relationship before you’d agreed to consider each other boyfriend and girlfriend, (His age may have been a hinderance there, the word boyfriend not often associated with someone like him) so when Ben first met you, he assumed something entirely different. Roger had invited him around for dinner, with the added intention of being able to talk drums for as long as they wanted. Ben had shook your hand and made a comment that implied he thought you were Roger’s niece or grand daughter or something along those lines and before you’d been able to correct him he was caught up in a discussion with Roger about one of the songs he had to play in the movie. You left them too it, shrugging Ben’s assumption off. If you were going to date a man in his seventies then you had to be prepared for people to think you were connected by blood or else that you were in it for the money. Neither was true but it’s what people would think and there was no reason to get upset about it. Ben’s impression was re-evaluated later that day when he’d wandered away from the drum kit to find Roger and walked in on him giving you a quick edge. As soon as he realised Ben was there Roger apologised.

“Oh, that’s um, no, uh, no need for that,” Ben stuttered out, “I just thought, but, uh, I was obviously wrong,”

“Family or sugar baby?” Roger asked curiously.

“Family. Then sugar baby when I saw your hand up her skirt.” Ben seemed to realise what he’d said, his cheeks flushing with embarrassment.

“She’s my girlfriend actually,” Roger turned his head to smile at you, “I would have said so but we’ve really only just started telling people so it kind of slipped my mind that I could,”

“No worries, um, I’ll leave you to it and just go try out that bit on the drums again.” Ben turned and walked back down the hallway as quickly as he could, Roger chuckling softly as he kissed the top of your head.

“How would you feel if I invited Ben to have sex with us?” he asked suddenly.

“What?”

“I’m not saying I definitely will but…he’s been looking at you a lot this afternoon. I figured he was probably trying to work out who you were to me but if he assumed family he might have been checking you out.”

“You think?” you asked, trying to keep your tone level. Ben was fit and you wouldn’t have minded him making a pass at you, even if you’d had to turn him down.

“I’ll keep an eye on him, see if I can work it out, but would you be okay with that? If he joined us?”

“That sounds kind of fun,”

“Alright then, I’ll feel him out and see if I can’t convince him to stay the night.”

 Over the course of the afternoon and evening Roger used every trick in his book to determine Ben’s attraction to you, and if he’d be interested in a threeway, steadily getting less and less subtle. By the time dinner had been eaten just about all delicacy was out the window.

“Look, sorry again about earlier,” Roger said, passing Ben a scotch and soda, “I’ve been edging Y/N a bit today because I’m planning on fucking her rotten tonight and I want her dripping wet and ready to beg for it,”

You weren’t sure whether you or Ben was more embarrassed by that but Roger didn’t seem to notice.

“Not that I really need too because she’s got, well let’s call it a very healthy sex drive. Edging her keeps her in her place and makes sure she knows I’m the one who controls if and when she gets an orgasm, but honestly she’s ready to go whenever I ask. I could tell her to strip right now and she would.”

“Is that right?” Ben said despite himself. His eyes darted about the room, not knowing where to look, but his tone was curious.

“She’s very obedient. If you wanted I could tell her to suck you off and it would take literally two seconds for her to be on her knees.”

Ben audibly gulped, his face beyond pink.

“Should I tell her to do that Ben?”

“Umm,”

“I think she’d like it if you joined us tonight. She does think you’re fit.”

“J-joi-join you?”

“We can set up one of the spare rooms for you if you want to stay. I might even see about lending her to you for the night.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well, hypothetically, if you did stay, we’d share her for a bit, make up for all those edges I gave her. Then afterwards you could take her off to another bed and have her as many times as you wanted while I got a good nights sleep. Twice this week she’s wanted me in the middle of the night, it’d be nice to let someone else deal with her instead. Of course, there would be a few ground rules but they’re easy enough.”

“Like what?”

“Oh well, you can take her raw if you like but we’d prefer you not to finish in her cunt. Anywhere else is fine though. Obviously safewords are a must and limits have to be respected, hers, yours and mine. And you do need to understand that I’m in charge. She submits to me, she calls me Sir and she wears a collar for me. We both enjoy it, we both get off on it, and we expect anyone who joins us to understand that.”

“I understand,” Ben nodded.

“Does that mean you want to stay?”

“Yes.”

Roger had grinned and turned to you, “Well, why don’t you give our guest a proper welcome.”

 Ben fit in better than you might have assumed he would. It had been natural for you to submit and apparently Ben felt the same. That first night he constantly looked to Roger for guidance and permission, not wanting to overstep any boundaries or do something that would bring the night to an end. As you’d sucked Ben’s cock Roger had commanded you both, telling you when to deepthroat him and when to come up for air, telling him to grab your hair or push you down further. After that he’d suggested Ben repay you and walked him through edging you with just his fingers, teaching him the signs of your impending orgasm so he could stop it at the last second. And when you did finally make it to the bedroom, he’d told you both how to position yourselves, giving instructions and making demands as you’d been filled by both of them. Ben joined you in calling Roger Sir, giving up control as fully as you did. When Roger suggested edging Ben himself, Ben didn’t object. He dropped his eyes and bit his lip and whined prettily as Roger stroked his cock carefully, always stopping short. Afterwards he’d been rewarded, as Roger had promised he would be, with you as company in his bed. Mostly you’d stayed up talking, Ben curiously asking questions about your relationship with Roger and how it had come about. He was most intrigued by the dominant and submissive dynamics, how it worked and how you’d felt adding an extra person to it. Of course, you’d made sure it wasn’t all talk. Ben was hot and Roger expected him to fuck you so there was no harm in it. Besides, you knew Roger would call you a good girl if you were obedient and took Ben however he wanted. Ben seemed to like that aspect of your reasoning too. He didn’t want to disappoint Roger by not using you and the chance of being called a good boy for it was motivation enough.

 You’d expected it to be a one night thing but a couple of weeks later Roger had extended Ben another invitation to dinner. Things went in much the same direction, only Ben had fallen asleep in the bed you shared with Roger rather than taking a spare for himself and the next morning had offered a repeat performance of the night before. It was the same the next time Ben came for dinner and the time after that. On the sixth time you all gave up the pretext of dinner. Ben arrived earlier in the afternoon and Roger greeted him with the order to strip, which he did without question. The next morning Roger, pleased with Ben, made a suggestion that it become more official, and offered him a collar identical to yours.

“You can say no, of course,”

Ben hadn’t even hesitated before he picked up the collar and fitted it around his throat. You’d helped him with the clasp at a look from Roger who’d then ordered you both to suck him off. From then on it became a much more regular thing. For the most part both you and Ben would submit to Roger, gradually showing Ben harder things like spankings and restraints and all the fun stuff. Sometimes Roger would just sit back and watch Ben have his way with you and sometimes he’d disappear with Ben while you were busy or not in the mood. When Roger was called overseas unexpectedly Ben stayed with you. Roger asked for photos and videos and you delighted in sending him pictures of hickeys and scratches you gave each other as well as videos of each of you edging or Ben’s cock sliding in and out of your cunt, your moans in the background. Of course, the shifts in your sexual relationships also impacted your non-sexual relationships. Ben was important to you and Roger. He wasn’t just someone you hooked up with, he was part of things. When you redecorated the kitchen, Ben helped pick out the colours and when Roger wanted someone to listen to the first demo of a new song he’d written, Ben was there to give feedback. He was an extra shoulder to lean on, an extra pair of hands when there was chores to be done, and extra person to spend time with. But even with all the changes, your sexual dynamic remained the same. Roger was in charge. And that was how he liked it. Especially when he got to punish one or both of you.

Not that his punishments were ever really punishments. Once he’d come home from a weekend trip, expecting a clean house only to find the kitchen covered in rubbish and dirty dishes while you and Ben giggled away under the covers upstairs. He’d got very stern and made you both write lines. I will complete my chores before I have sex one hundred times each. But for the most part his punishments were actually fun, if a little painful. Spanking and orgasm denial and bondage, things that you could get off on, and always for small misdemeanours like poking your tongue out at him or going over an edge before you had permission. Because you and Ben enjoyed giving up control so much, your slight bratty tendencies generally just signalled a desire to be pushed or for something a little harder than what he was giving you. When one of you acted out without involving the other he’d let them help with the punishment, giving you both an outlet for any of your slightly more dominant inclinations. But more often than not you’d wind up being punished together.

On one such occasion, you and Ben had started teasingly referring to Roger as Mr Softie within his hearing after he’d dripped ice cream on his shirt. He’d smiled and laughed along but that evening he’d got back at you, using your collars to chain you to the desk in his office, your hands bound in cuffs in front of you. For a while he left you there, just out of reach of each other, wondering what he had in store. The silence was broken every so often by one of you making a quiet suggestion as to what he might do to you or wondering when he’d return, the anticipation building with each passing minute. Your heart pounded in your chest but you only grew wetter as you were forced to wait and Ben seemed to be in a similar predicament, his pants getting steadily tighter. Finally, Roger returned, ignoring you as he placed a paddle and a vibrator down on the desk you were tied to. Without acknowledging you he unclasped Ben’s collar, giving it a tug to make Ben crawl toward the couch set up at the other end of the room.

“Sir?” Ben asked as he reached the couch, looking up at Roger from his place on the floor.

“Up on the couch. Face down. Now.”

Ben jumped to follow the direction, settling with his face pressed against one cushion, his knees resting on the other, and his hips as high in the air as he could comfortably manage.

“Right,” Roger said, turning back to the desk and continuing to ignore you, “It seems you need to be taught a lesson about respect. And I think the fastest way to teach you is to spank your arse raw. Maybe a few days of not being able to sit down will be a strong enough reminder that I own you and you will respect me.” As he talked, Roger retrieved the paddle and tapped it against his hand, just loud enough that Ben could hear, his whimpers rising as he waited for the first strike. You watched as Roger stalked towards Ben, raised his arm and brought it down hard on Ben’s arse, the shocked cry that escaped Ben almost enough to have you whining yourself. Roger didn’t pause, just lay three or four hits on Ben, each one hard enough that Ben tried to wriggle away and the sound cut through the mostly quiet room. Suddenly Roger reached for Ben’s cock, stroking his already hard member before laying another few spanks on him. Ben made a mixture of sounds, some of pain and some of pleasure but all of them egged Roger on as he edged Ben and turned his arse a dappled purple wherever the paddle struck.

“How does that feel slut? Does it hurt?” Roger’s tone shifted to one of mock whining and back in a matter of seconds, “that whore’s going to be in for it too since it was her idea to disrespect me.”

Ben howled as another few spanks hit him, tears getting lost in the cushion of the couch, but you could see how his hips jolted with every light touch to his dick and how he twitched when Roger retracted his hand.

You’d lost count of how many edges and spanks Ben had received by the time Roger hooked two fingers into the collar, using his grip to pull Ben up higher, “Do you think you’ve learnt your lesson or should I keep teaching you?”

Ben shook his head, eyes still watery and voice more of a sob, “no more, please, I understand,”

“I’m very happy to hear that. Do you think you should be allowed to cum now?”

“Yes please Sir,”

“Yeah? You think I should stop being mean and wank you off already?”

Ben nodded.

“Okay then Benny. But only if she manages to hold out.”

Ben whimpered but nodded, falling to his side.

Roger gently stroked his fingers through Ben’s with a few quiet words of praise before he turned to you. Just like with Ben, Roger unchained you and then made you crawl to the couch. It was awkward with your arms bound but you didn’t dare sit up straighter to walk on your knees, that would only leader to a harder punishment. When you reached the couch Roger stopped you, telling you to turn around and get into the same position Ben had been in, your face against the carpet and your arse in the air. The only difference was that you remained on the floor, your arse facing Ben. The first spank took you by surprise. You’d been so concerned with your position and wondering how closely Ben was watching that you’d forgotten what was coming. It was followed by another three in rapid fire, the paddle thwacking you with such force that you jolted forward each time.

“You’re in trouble Benny,” Roger said, bending slightly to drag his fingers along your cunt, “She’s already soaked. Don’t know she’ll last.”

You whined and squirmed as his fingers traced over you and then yelled when he hit you again. There was no pattern to his punishment, try as you might to find one. He gave you two hits and then pressed his fingers into you, fucking you with them for a moment, and then another five hits, his fingertips lightly rubbing your clit, another two spanks, a spank to your cunt, another three to your arse, and then his fingers again. But there was no way to tell how many spanks you’d endure before he edged you or even how he’d touch you, whether he’d twist his fingers inside you or circle your clit.

“Finger her for me,” Roger said and you heard Ben wince as he stood and knelt behind you. You heard Roger walk away as Ben sank his fingers into you. He slowly pulled them out and pushed them back in, wanting to do as he’d been told, but not wanting to accidentally push you over the edge lest he not get his own orgasm. That was until Roger, over his shoulder, told Ben to do it properly or be spanked again. After that Ben was merciless, shoving a third fingers into you and roughly pounding his them as deep as he could go.

“That’s better,” Roger said when he returned to your side, “make the whore pay for getting you into trouble.”

You cried out and tried to wriggle away as another spank came down on you, but it was impossible to escape with Ben’s fingers hooked in your cunt and your bound hands. All the same Roger placed one of his feet on the side of your head, holding you down against the carpet as he whacked you again and again, ignoring your screams and the tears soaking the carpet. He stopped and you breathed a sigh of relief but it was short lived as a buzzing noise filled the room and you remembered the toy he’d brought in with the paddle.

 There was no way to suppress your moan as Roger held the vibrator against your clit, warning you not to cum. He held it there for a matter of seconds and then pulled it away again. Ben’s fingers left you a second later and then you were being tugged up by your collar again, the thick leather band pressing into your throat.

“On the couch, whore.”

“Yes, Sir,” you managed to sob as a few more tears rolled down your cheeks.

Once you were on the couch, positioned the same way you had been on the floor, Ben was handed the vibrator.

“Against her clit, highest setting. Don’t move it until I tell you.”

You whimpered, knowing there was no way you could hold back an orgasm with that kind of stimulation. But that didn’t seem to matter to Roger. He expected you to hold it, reminding you that you didn’t have permission in low growl as he spanked you on the back of your thigh. Your arse tingled all over, stinging twice as much whenever he hit you again but it was nothing to the sensation of the vibrator against your clit.

“I’m close,” you whined before another cry was ripped from you as Roger spanked the back of your other thigh.

“Don’t move it slut. The whore needs to fucking hold it.”

You tried but it was no use, there was nothing you could think of, nothing you could do, that could keep you from disobeying. You moaned as the orgasm rolled through you and heard Roger drop the paddle.

“Don’t move it Ben,” Roger growled as he stalked around to your head, pulling it up by the hair, “I thought I told you to hold it whore,”

“I’m sorry, Sir,” you half yelled, whining as the vibrator kept buzzing against your clit.

“You will be.”

You lost sight of Roger as he shoved you back down and walked away.

“Guess we have our answer Ben. Since the whore couldn’t stop herself from cumming, you won’t be allowed to.”

“No, Sir, please, I really need to,”

“That was our deal though slut.”

“Sir,”

“Don’t argue, it’ll just make things worse for you. And don’t move that vibrator.”

Ben fell silent, though a few whimpers escaped him as he pressed the vibrator against you harder.

You were expecting another series of spanks, so when you heard the small jingle sound of Roger removing his belt you cringed away, assuming that was what he was going to hit you with. But instead of the swishing sound it made before a strike, it was followed by the sound of a zip. Roger grabbed your hips and pulled them around so he could press his cock into you. By now the vibrator against your clit felt painful, the overstimulation enough to make you sob but the feeling was only amplified by Roger fucking you hard, his jeans rubbing against your arse since he hadn’t bothered to push them down. You squealed and sobbed as he used your cunt, the vibrator torturing your sensitive clit and making you cry into the couch cushion. Roger just grunted about how tight you were and how your sobs just turned him on more, until finally he came deep inside you. Only after he pulled out did he take the vibrator from Ben, shushing you when you sobbed out a thank you. He stood behind you until he saw his cum dribble out of you and then pulled Ben up by the collar and told him to clean you up. There were footsteps as he left the room but neither of you dared disobey so Ben continued to spread your lips with his thumbs and lick along your slit, pulling a soft moan from you. Roger returned with a warm damp cloth and told Ben to stop. He swiped the cloth over your thighs and up along your lips, gently cleaning off whatever Ben had missed. When he was satisfied he asked you to move over and sat down in the centre of the couch.

“You did so well, Y/N,” he said softly, letting you rest your head in his lap and smoothing back your hair with his palm, “Do you wanna come up here Ben?”

Ben nodded and gingerly knelt on Roger’s other side, too sore to sit properly.

“You were such a good boy Ben, and I’m so proud of you for holding out,” he said as he lay the damp cloth flat against his hand and then reached for Ben’s dick, using the cloth to wank him, “You can cum now.”

Ben panted out a thank you, his voice falling into a moan as he finally got what he’d needed for so long. You watched through tired eyes as Roger’s fist pumped over Ben’s length until his hips stuttered and he moaned with his release. Roger kept praising him until he was completely spent, using the cloth to gather the evidence of the orgasm. It was thrown to the floor and Roger carefully unfastened Ben’s collar, leaning in to give him a soft kiss on the lips and whisper that he loved him. He wrapped his arm around Ben and let him settle on his chest.

“Y/N, love, can you sit up for me?”

You nodded and slowly pushed yourself up, feeling a little dazed.

Roger gently removed your collar and kissed you too, taking an extra moment to cup your cheek, his thumb wiping away the last of your tears, and remind you how good you were and how much he loved you before he let you settle in his lap again. He knew he’d have to move you both eventually. There were ice packs and aloe downstairs in the kitchen that would help with your bruised arses and he’d have to make sure you both ate something and drank some water before you went to sleep. But Roger was happy just to sit there for a while to comfort and cuddle the two people he loved most.

[moonlit-han]

a sweet ride ↠ yang jeongin

genre: bad boy!jeongin, high school au, fluff word count: 3.5k warnings: swearing, mention of smoking & underage alcohol consumption, almost suggestive request: yes (yangomangos, prompt included: “Don’t cry.”) a/n: this one’s for the jeongin enthusiasts~ 

✧ masterlist & tag list info in bio ✧

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every morning as you wait outside your high school for classes to start

you hear the thunder of his motorcycle

it’s loud, mildly obnoxious, and occasionally spits out fumes

but you don’t care

you actually like the sound of the bike and how the vibrations rumble in ur chest

it’s a sleek black and built almost entirely by him: old chassis, long handle bars, and a satisfying growl as the engine ignites

if you stand too close when he pulls up in the parking lot in the morning, you can feel the vibrations coming through the pavement

(your mum would probably lock you in a tower only a knight could enter if she ever found out you’d been on a motorcycle

…..not that you’d been on one

yet (ﾟ▽ﾟ｀*)? )

the owner of that motorcycle is your high school’s one and only bad boy

♡･｡.:*.ﾟyang jeongin ﾟ.*:.｡･♡

(but please call him “I.N.” because he’s actually out of the preppy, popular crowd  ( ｀^´ ) )

he could ride that motorcycle straight through your heart and you wouldn’t care

okay maybe not your heart bc that would hurt (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )

but definitely through your bedroom

that would be

f i n e (⊙‿⊙✿)

……….

all your friends cover their ears and turn away when jeongin pulls up

there isn’t a rule against a senior having a motorcycle and riding it to school

there are people who drive cars to school and that’s fine

he has a license and always wears a helmet

and he wears a thick leather jacket and heavy, black boots

(you’ve seen those boots

they look like they could stomp through concrete or smth)

there is no way he wouldn’t be safe

well, besides the fact that he rides a motorcycle

but you, still not caring, just kinda stare as he rides into the parking area in front of the school

he always does this cool lil swing into his designated “motorcycles only” spot

and then takes off his helmet

to do that fucking hair shake that you always see in movies

that can only mean “hot guy on a motorcycle”

fucking hell

oh and he then runs his fingers through his black hair

to make it appropriately ~windswept~

and, yes, he looks way too god damn hot

unnecessarily so in your humble opinion (๑`^´๑)

you almost flip your shit every morning just bc of him

he’s handsome like a fucking movie star

angled cheekbones, a defined nose and chin, a jawline so sharp it could ki— it could seriously hurt you

and don’t even start on his eyes

jeongin’s eyes are so dark you often wonder if they’re actually brown

if he looks at you in the halls, you immediately get the sense he could somehow see into your soul

and, judging by the dark aura he has, probably can

jeongin isn’t particularly horrible or anything, but he’s known throughout the school to, honestly, not give a flying fuck

about anything

he’s….a little chaotic

for example, he flouts any rule he doesn’t like

and he talks back if a teacher says something he doesn’t agree with

(this has lead to some very heated discussions in class

although, you were actually inclined to agree with him most of the time, since he usually brings up some good points and such

(it’s generally a good idea, you’ve mused on a regular basis, to treat people like human beings and not like machines only in existence to produce goods and perform services to a select few)

most of your classes are with him

and he’s really smart

like the kind of smart where he barely does any work but still passes the class with an A

i mean, who said he could do that??!!?!

who allowed such sorcery

heCk

and you know he’s passed all his courses

he may or may not occasionally smoke or drink behind the school but you know for a fact there are people who do much worse and nobody says anything about them

maybe it’s the leather

and the moodiness

but um;;;;; that’s kinda hot, you know?

you’re not really sure why people think he’s the “bad boy”...

you’ve never seen or heard him be mean or rude to anyone, so how bad can he be?

okay okay yes you’ve seen the knife hilts poking out of his boots

but who the fuck cares?!! ( • ̀ω•́ ) 

it’s not like he’s ever pulled them on anyone

that you know of

.............

OH

and you’re pretty sure he knows you kinda watch him, too

bc one day he parked his bike facing the school instead of away

and you were just ~there~ as usual

but feeling very alone and exposed

since your dumbass friends had all decided to abandon you in your hour of need by walking away just before he rode up

and then, like a herd of sheep, they all turned to watch you as he did

ahahah friends? what are they?! nah don’t need them;;;

so there you were standing out on the pavement

very obviously looking at him

w e l p  Σ(☉‿☉✿)Σ(☉‿☉✿)Σ(☉‿☉✿)

but, of course, he just had to look up

and this lil shit winked at you

actually winked

EXCUSE ME YANG JEONGIN

W H A T

;;;;;;;;;;;;

your friends teased you all day

“ooooh look it’s lover boy”

“shut up shut up shut up”

“but he just lookeD AT YOU”

“you’re lying”

“Y/N YOU FOOL”

“HHHHHHHH”

and it only gets worse from there (....um, you sure about that y/n?)

now whenever jeongin arrives in the mornings

he makes a point at looking over at you

you don’t always notice, unfortunately

and he ends up with a sad lil smile on his face bc he knows you’re having fun with your friends

but fuck!!!!

you’re just so!!! cute!!!!!

how can he not notice you??!!!

especially when you’re in all of his classes

and obviously watch for his motorcycle every morning

it makes him feel kinda cool, tbh

he’s also noticed that you like strawberries

a  l o t (≧◡≦)

as in, your backpack is a strawberry

you have strawberry pins on said strawberry backpack

your raincoat has a pattern of strawberries on it

your pencil case may or may not be a lil cat eating, yes, a strawberry

SO

jeongin being the smooth guy (he thinks) he is

gets you a strawberry sweetbread

and is all excited to give it to you

so after class on friday, he decides today’s his chance

(also, the sweetbread isn’t gonna last forever alfdjghafkgj)

aaaand you both try to walk out the door at the same time

which doesn’t work

but WOW YOU’RE NOW REALLY CLOSE TO HIM

jeongin: *vibrates*

ACTUALLY TOUCHING SHOULDERS

WHAT

…..fuck (￢_￢;)

and since when do you smell really good, too?? alkjhsjfghajhf

jeongin’s just a little overwhelmed, you know?

ANyWaY;;;;;;

y/n, blushing furiously: “oh my god sorry”

jeongin, spluttering: “no, no after you”

((oh wow his voice dropped since the last time you saw him

how is that even possible??? guys….))

after a couple tries back and forth through the doorway

(your teacher’s trying not to laugh in the background)

you finally both make it out of the classroom

and you start to speed walk away since your friends are waiting so you all can hang out

“hey, y/n!” comes down the hall after you

ALSDJHADJFLHG what ;;

you turn around quickly to find jeongin standing right behind you

“um, so i noticed you really like strawberries”

e x c u s e  m e (O_O);;;

first of all:

yang jeongin—your school’s super hot bad boy, the guy you’re only a little obsessed with bc he rides a motorcycle, the inexplicably brilliant student, and total badass—just spoke to you

WHAT

((really, Y/N?? r e a l l y?????))

second of all:

he’s holding something wrapped in absolutely adorable cat (and strawberry) wrapping paper

that’s completely against his aesthetic

but matches yours to a tee ( ◡‿◡ ♡)

huh….

“y/n?” *holds out package*

you have to mentally shake yourself a little

but you’re back now

hhhHHHH

“me?”

“Yeah, I got you this. I hope you like it.” (●´ω｀●)

“thanks?” you say a bit lamely

you take the package and get a whiff of sweetbread

s w e e t b r e a d!!!! (*♡∀♡)

ajfhakljfhgjdsfgh your fav

you’d half expected jeongin to blast on outta there asap

but now he’s just standing in front of you, just kinda shifting back and forth

wait…is he nervous??

you slowly unwrap the package, careful not to damage the wrapping paper

(you are so going to reuse it or hang it on the wall or something ajdsdjfg)

and inside is a rounded sweetbread with strawberries delicately placed on top amongst swirls of pink icing

you gasp quietly

fucking hell it’s the cutest thing you’ve ever seen

jeongin’s just watching you, a small smiling spreading across his face

(which you don’t notice bc  b r e a d)

you take a small bite of the treat and

。*:゜♡ヽ(*’∀’*)/♡゜:。*。

IT’S SOOOOO GOOD!!!!

you take another bite before looking up at jeongin and you finally see his smile

( ◡‿◡ ♡) (♡‿♡) (*♡∀♡)

it’s actually the best thing you’ve ever seen

there’s so much genuine happiness, and just a hint of mischievous mirth, in his smile

you feel like you’re looking into the sun, it’s so bright

why did jeongin, of all people get you, of all people, a sweetbread?

jeongin, completely unable to look cool anymore and shifting back and forth on the balls of his feet: “is it good?”

“OH MY GOD YES!!!”

and then you do something you never thought you’d do

ever

in the whole world ever

you throw your arms around yang jeongin’s neck

and give him a really big hug

his arms come up and around you to hug you back almost immediately,

which you were expecting even less than your own actions

but his hug is wonderful, even if he’s holding you like fine china

in a moment, you remember yourself and quickly step back

jeongin is blushing so much that he looks like a strawberry

(so good you just wanna eat him up (◕‿◕))

((y/n pls,,,,, not here....))

and you know you’re blushing just as much

you splutter an apology and run off down the hallway

and because you’re running off,

you don’t notice that jeongin is staring after

like a lovesick puppy (◕︵◕)

your friends are all over you about the sweetbread

bc they love it too

but you just say that you forgot you’d brought it with you that day

for some reason, you didn’t want to tell about your encounter with jeongin

when you get home, you savor the sweetbread,

remembering the warmth of jeongin’s smile~

the next friday, you’re outside at the picnic tables during lunch

it’s an absolutely beautiful day, with a light breeze~ (⌒ω⌒)

against the better judgement and fervent suggestions of your friends

you decide that it’s a great idea to get on top of one the tables

and dance

why?

someone had started playing ABBA’s “Dancing Queen”

no one can resist that song

so you’re having the time of your life

just dancing around on the table that your friends have since vacated bc they

a) don’t want to get kicked in the head, and

b) feel quite embarrassed to associate with you while you’re like this

......traitors (๑`^´๑)

and as anyone with an ounce of sense does when dancing to ABBA

you occasionally close your eyes in happiness

and suddenly you’ve stepped into air

your heart lurches and your eyes fly open 

and your mind goes completely blank with panic

but you never reach the ground

you’re now surrounded by the smell of leather, metal, and.....

boy

someone had saved you from falling

the arms holding you are strong and well-muscled

and, surprisingly, comfortable

“i’ve got you,” a voice murmurs

you look up into the face of none other than jeongin

(⊙__⊙✿) 

welp

you think to yourself “what... i thought he didn’t care about people??”

((nope y/n, he cares about YOU bc you’re the cutest and so lovely))

he smirks down at you, then sets you back down on the ground

“try to be more careful. okay, y/n?” he says, smoothing a wayward piece of your hair, then just walks off

you blush

(this seems to be becoming a common occurrence with jeongin)

and just stand there, dumbfounded

as jeongin saunters away to sit under a tree at the far end of the lawn

it’s a good saunter, and the tight, black skinny jeans only help (⊙ __ ⊙);;;;

your friends rush you, asking if you’re okay and asking what was up with jeongin

you say that you have no idea

......although, that’s not entirely true

since you now have a sneaking suspicion that *gasp* jeongin might have a crush on you?

maybe??

(hopefully!! (ﾟ▽ﾟ｀*)?) 

your friends just continue dithering as you stare at jeongin, who’s watching you right back

he winks

ALKJSDHGAKLDJFGADJKFGBADJF

you really wish he’d stop doing that bc it’s making your heart pound like a herd of horses and now yOu CAn’t EveN THinK

FUCK!!

later that day as school’s letting out

jeongin comes up to you, leather jacket slung over his shoulder

he’s got on a black t-shirt with the sleeves rolled up a couple times

and ooooooh my

you’d never noticed before

(well, besides during lunch when he caught you)

but yang jeongin has really nice arms

and pecs (⊙‿⊙)  

and now you’re staring (oh fuck,,,,, not again)

“uh;;;; hi, jeongin!” you manage to squeak out alkdjfhsldjf

“hey, i was wondering if you wanted a ride”

eXCusE Me wHAt??? ∑(ﾟﾛﾟ〃)

“on the motorcycle. i have an extra helmet, since my sister sometimes rides with me”

O H 

your mouth takes control before you even have time to think

“sure! i’d love to!!”

a minute later, you’re standing in front of that sleek, black motorcycle that you’ve admired for months

the young man riding it helps the matter quite a lot, too

there’s even this little carrier container on the back of the bike that he puts his (small) backpack into

he reaches out for yours and stows it

then, jeongin hands you a helmet with lime green racing stripes on its sides

you briefly wonder if his sister is anything like him

probably

“have you ever ridden a motorcycle before?” jeongin asks

you shake your head, unable to speak bc you’re so excited and also kinda nervous

your mom’s words fly through your head

don’t you dare get on a motorcycle, y/n. ever. don’t you dare! they’re too dangerous by half and— well, if i ever find out you’ve been on one, you won’t be allowed out of the house, except for going to school, for a month. you mark my words, y/n! (; ･`д･´)

you promptly ignore her voice in your head and slid the helmet down over your head

the world suddenly becomes slightly more vibrantly colored as the visor shields your eyes

jeongin had swung his long legs over the bike, straddling it with his feet still on the ground

“so, the important thing is to stay in line with me. what i mean is that if i lean to one side or the other, you’ve gotta lean with me. otherwise, we’ll fall over and that really wouldn’t be good. just hold on tight to my waist and, sorry i don’t mean to sound rude, but please don’t scream.”

jeongin looks only a little rueful as he says that

but you don’t blame him

you wouldn’t want someone screaming in your ears as you tried to concentrate either

“okay, right. lean with you. hold on tight,” you say

jeongin sits down, one foot still on the ground, and pats the seat behind him

“come on! take a seat—i promise you’ll be fine, y/n”

tentatively, you clamber onto the motorcycle behind jeongin

and wrap your arms around his waist

you can feel . . .

holy shit his abs feel like a fucking washboard

ExCuSE mE?????!!!! (＠_＠)

heCk

((y/n, pls. calm down;;; we know he’s got muscles))

so um,,,, yeah

it’s really actually quite comfy to lean against his back

but then hen he lays his hands over yours

and looking back over his shoulder says, “ready, babe?

B A B E

HHHHHHHHHHHH

***y/n has officially malfunctioned***

damn tho

this boy is bold as fuck

wow

you’re not exactly complaining

bc you now know that you like being called “babe”

it makes you feel special (✿◠‿◠)

and you like how it sounds coming from jeongin

you can tell jeongin is grinning under his helmet

“yep, i’m ready,” you manage to say

and then you feel and hear the thunder of the engine igniting

it’s exhilarating and you hadn’t even started moving yet

jeongin yells over the engine “hold on!”

in one smooth motion he kicks the kickstand up, brought his foot off the ground, released the brake and clutch

and then...

and then you feel like you’re flying

even though you’re not going 70 mph (113 kph)

the wind tears at your clothes

making you feel freer than you’d ever felt before~

you thought you’d guessed what it would feel like to ride on a motorcycle

but even your wildest imaginings couldn’t come close to reality

you hold on tightly to jeongin’s waist, feeling every shift of his body as he guides the motorcycle along the roads surrounding your school

all too soon you find yourself back in the parking lot of your high school

you don’t release your hold on jeongin until after he’s shut off the engine

jeongin takes off his helmet, shaking his hair as usual, and hangs it on a handlebar

then he turns on the seat

you lean back

but jeongin reaches out and gently removes your helmet to place it on the seat between the two of you

even without touching it, you could feel that your hair was mussed

so you shake out your hair, too

and immediately understand why jeongin does it

you feel strangely powerful and a bit sexy

it’s a fun, new feeling

jeongin smiles like you’re the loveliest flower he’s ever seen

and, for the second time that day, tucks a strand of hair behind your ear

“how was it?” he asks, a look of concern on his face

you beam, feeling infinitely more at ease around jeongin

“amaaaaazing!”

“yeah? oh, don’t cry, y/n”

“what? oh” you realize that you are, indeed, crying

you wipe the tears from your face

after all, they’re just tears of happiness

“jeongin, it was incredible, oh my god. can we do it again? please?”

he laughs, throwing his head back 

and you glimpse the dimple at the base of his throat

“maybe another day, babe” jeongin concedes

you pout

“oh, okay. thank you”

there’s a look in jeongin’s eyes that you can’t quite place

is it sadness? fondness? desire?

he exhales, then the corner of his mouth quirks up

you feel the warmth of his fingers caress your cheek

“y/n, may i kiss you?”

***yet again, we regret to inform you that y/n has malfunctioned***

what the ever loving flipping fuck

d— did jeongin just,,,,

did he?

ALKJHGALKJFHG;AKLHFGAKLJGHKAJH

“i’m sorry, i didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable” jeongin says in a rush, dropping his hand

shit.

SHIT!

“no no no!! it’s fine, yes. please. that’s fine. that would be— that would nice. yes, very nice.”

wow you sounded almost hysterical

“good,” jeongin says simply

and leans in to softly press his lips to yours

you immediately kiss him back

and feel him smile against your mouth

just a moment later, he draws back, respectful, a question in his eyes

you chase his lips, not wanting to waste the precious opportunity to actually be kissing the yang jeongin!!

his hands come up to cup your neck

and you rest your palm against his chest, feeling the trembling beat of his heart

he tastes like like elderberry and cinnamon and clove all wrapped into one intoxicating milieu 

you could kiss him for days and never tire

after what seems like hours, you break apart

“y/n,” jeongin begins

“oh just shut up and keep kissing me,” you say without hesitation, surprised at your own boldness (again)

it seemed that was becoming a habit around jeongin, too

he doesn’t bother responding

and, instead, kisses you until you’re breathless

again, you feel like you were flying

* . ∗ ̥ ⋆ ݃ *♡٩( ｡⌒▽⌒｡)۶♡* ݃ ⋆ ̥∗ . *

[byesexualsatan]

OTPS/SHIP LIST

i feel like you get to know people better when you know what they ship so... here’s a list of my past & current ships ?? im bored, can u tell?

also if u know me, ignore this ty 

MILEVEN aka LITERAL KIDS PLS😭

mike wheeler and eleven/jane hopper from stranger things

otp in late 2017

personal hcs: they’re queer/bi. 

eleven def uses they/them pronouns

tbh i prefer byler and elmax now

background ships i like: joyce/hopper, jonathan/nancy... steve being bi and robin being the iconic lesbian that she is

DAMONA aka simonte

... simona and dante from the argentinian series simona

LMAO this one is from when i thought i was straight

otp in 2018

uhh bi dante and pan simona bc why not

literally forgot they existed until now

please don’t bully me

i truly thought i was straight

background ships: marisiena, junior/ailín

i was one of THE FOUNDERS of this ship istg... i was THERE when we were deciding the ship name (i voted for simonte but damona won smh)

SIMBAR aka bi awakening 

simón and ambar from the disney tv show soy luna 

yeah... sorry

otp in mid 2018

they’re gay!!! 

bi she/they punk ambar yesyesyes

totally forgot about them but they’re sexc af

so glad they were endgame

background ships: idk but luna is pan 

STEVEBUCKY aka stucky aka the end of the line

so... steve rogers (captain america) and bucky barnes (the winter soldier) 

otp in late 2018/early 2019? 

personal hcs: trans steve, bi bucky 

favourite fanfic trope: found family, high school smau

fuck endgame, all my homies hate endgame

background ships i like: thorbruce, scotthope, nat/sharon

im with u til the end of the line, pal :c

PERALTIAGO aka jamy 

jake peralta and amy santiago from brooklyn nine nine

started shipping them in 2018/2019 (i have no idea)

personal hcs: bi jake

favourite fanfic trope: casefics, pretend marriage 

(THEY’RE FUCKING MARRIED WITH CHILD NOW,,, BUT IN THOSE FICS IT WASN’T REAL YET)

background ships i like: gina and rosa, holt and kevin

PETERMJ aka spideychelle

peter parker (spider-man) and michelle mj jones !!1! from the mcu

otp in 2019

personal hcs: they’re both bi, mj is demisexual too

he/they & she/they solidarity

... trans/demiboy peter and demigirl mj🥺 

fav fanfic trope: school trip to stark tower, meeting the parents/avengers, smau 

obviously let’s ignore infinity war and endgame

background ships i like: ironstrange, pepperony, shuri/any woman

THORBRUCE aka gammahammer aka gays in space

thor odinson and bruce banner (hulk) from the mcu

started shipping them in 2019

personal hcs: thor also likes women

they both use they/them and neopronouns too 

fav fanfic trope: university au, smau, no civil war, no infinity war

this one is from my stan twitter era

background ships: stucky, tony/strange, nat/sharon, scotthope

CARMUEL aka spanish sexiest couple

carla rosón and samuel garcía from élite

otp in late 2019

...they’re bi. bc yes. and he/they samuel. 

she/vers carla sounds very sexc to me

i ‘shipped’ them in s1 simply bc they were both very hot and when it became canon in s2 i SCREAMED

deserved so much better.

INEFFABLE HUSBANDS aka i almost forgot about this one, sorry

crowley and aziraphale from good omens

uhh started shipping them in 2019/2020 ?

bi genderfluid crowley, non-binary aziraphale

idk they’re being anyways

fav trope: raising children!! confusing ppl bc crowley is sometimes a snake!!

background ships: uhh anathema & newton ig?

WOLFSTAR aka the one true way (and... puppies, too??)

sirius black and remus lupin from the harry potter saga

otp since 2020 (thank u, @aretheygayvideos​)

personal hcs: he/they gay sirius, he/they bi remus 

also love nonbinary remus and genderqueer sirius

fav fanfic trope: getting together !!!! FLUFF!!!!

background ships i like: jegulus, regulus/barty jr, dorlene, jily

VILLANEVE aka murdering wlw

villanelle and eve polastri from killing eve

s.s.t in 2020

she/they bisexual villanelle and pansexual eve

fav fanfic trope: flower/coffee shop :)

ty tumblr for spaming my dashboard when s3 came out bc that forced me to watch it to understand all the posts

sandra oh is the love of my life

ANDERPERRY aka this one is for the depressed dark academia folk

neil perry and todd anderson from dead poets society 

started shipping them in 2020

personal hcs: nonbinary neil, trans todd, both gay/androsexual

demiboy/nonbinary todd has a special place in my heart

fav fanfic trope: ALIVE!NEIL, roommates

background ships i like: charlie/knox, meeks/pitts

ZUKKA aka my favourite blue/red gays

sokka and zuko from avatar the last airbender < 3

started shipping them in 2020

personal hcs: gay zuko, genderfluid and bisexual sokka

sokka has adhd !! zuko is autistic !

favourite fanfic trope: fake dating

background ships i like: suki/yue*, ty lee/azula/mai, kataang

* please go check out s4pphos’ ig edit of them 

CASMUND aka royal pirate gays !!

caspian x and edmund pevensie from the chronicles of narnia

started shipping them in dec. 2020

personal hcs: bi caspian, mlm edmund 

love bisexual and nonbinary edmund too bc 👉projecting👈

fav fanfic trope: just. the plot of the movies but gay.

background ships: the dawn treader (ha-ha, get it? bc ship? im so funny)

tbh i don’t REALLY ship them that hard i just hate caspian/susan lmao

(susan is a lesbian)

BELLARKE aka m/f sexual tension™

bellamy blake and clarke griffin from the 100

started shipping them in 2021

personal hcs: she/they/xe bi clarke, he/ze omni bellamy

favourite fanfic trope: single parent bellamy, modern au (college, roommates)

i saw 2 seasons with my mom and then moved so,,, fuck i gotta finish it

EXTRAS

the “i don’t really ship them but if they’re together it’s better”

ty lee and mai

john watson and sherlock holmes

suki and yue

regulus black and james potter

azula and katara

regulus black and barty crouch jr

bugs bunny and daffy duck

emma and mr knightley

carol danvers and maria rambeau 

valkyrie and carol danvers

natasha romanoff and sharon carter

sam wilson and bucky barnes !!! (post endgame)

charlie “nuwanda” dalton and knox overstreet

dorcas meadowes and marlene mckinnon

azula, ty lee and mai

klaus hargreeves and dave

paul coates and alec hardy

cassie and maddy

jules and rue 

rue and lexi

fleabag and the hot priest

. . . more to add, probably

[washymylifeaway]

KyouHaba MasterList (WIP)

All the KyouHaba fics I’ve recommended up to 02/13/2022! To count how many there are, control f “//“ (without the “ ofc, but with a space at the end) and it’ll tell you :) (from my count, there should be around 66 but that doesn’t account for each individual fic in a series!)

knightswatch // GREAT writer, but most of their KyouHaba works are explicit/mature, so be careful as you go through their works! My fav T one? all you have is your fire by knightswatch (T) 6.4k, but they’ve written some of the best KyouHaba I’ve read (they’re just mostly M)!

kiyala // another amazing writer and their works usually alternate between G and E LOL. But, all of their Gs are amazing, and rn my favorite was between Room To Grow by kiyala (G) 50k or Cost by kiyala (G) 1.1k cause it was either secret doggy relationship or magic LOL. But all of their fics are worth reading, and there’s a large variety of AUs!

snoqualmie // I love this writer, but they don’t have much KyouHaba (enough that I would put them here though LOL) My favorite? Mixed Signals by snoqualmie (T) 7.8k // it’s a really cute fic and I love the hc that Kyoutani has the good family! It has like a semi continuation (I think it’s in the same verse as it), but Jan. 6 features the sisters again! (Also yes for veggie fiend Kyoutani,)

Close to the Chest by darkmagicalgirl (T) 61.1k // THIS ONE man anyway I just love the progression of their relationship and the way this fic is written! The way we really go into who Yahaba is really what makes this fic great! Also there’s some slightly ~angsty~ IWAOI so look out for that hehe.

Police Dog by surveycorpsjean (E) 34.9k // if you’re super against like any *furry* implications, pass this one LOL. But TBH I don’t like furries, but this one was pretty great (hence why it’s here LOL) and they make me laugh. Also I really like some of the head cannons for Kyoutani in this one and the writing style is super freakin’ good, so it’s definitely worth the read~~~ Pls CHECK TAGS AND WARNINGS cause there are a couple REAL spicy scenes in this one ;)

Team Mom by All_My_Characters_Are_Dead (T) 2.7k // so as I was going through this tag (because that’s what I do LOL), I remembered this fic and I love it. Like yes Yahaba is the fear factor and yes Kyoutani is the DAD. I really like the team dynamics in this one, and the first years make me laugh pls.

Camellias by kiyala (T) 1.9k // I love this fic and when I starting looking for this ship, it was the first one I thought of hehe. I really love magic and their interactions are so cute and the PLANTS ARE DOING THE MOST. Pls read both in the series, cause domestic KyouHaba is best KyouHaba ngl LOL. I love the plants, and if you read the second one, someone tell the trees to stop bullying Yahaba.

Sixth Time’s the Charm by tsumekakusu (T) 2k // ok THIS was SO FREAKING funny, please Yahaba how dumb can you get LOL. The number thing made me facepalm so hard, but the ending was cute and that’s all that matters, right?

Sleep by GangstaCrow (T) 5.5k // the plot twist…. omg…. I had to pause and take a moment of silence for the people suffering because of LL… Poor Kyoutani….. But this is a really funny but cute fic at the same time :D

a little bit funny, this feeling inside by postcanons (G) 5.4k // PLEASE THIS ONE omg crow matchmaker ftw. Like I said, I really love magic and this one is just so freaking funny. Also, very informational curtesy of one Kyoutani Kentarou.

meet me at the fucking pit (and let me hold your hand) by anyadisee (T) 5.4k // IF THE TITLE ISN’T MAKING YOU LAUGH ALREADY WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING????? (JK but am I really?) This was SO funny and it KILLED me,,, like all the conspiracies and how everyone was so seriously invested in it. Yes, CHAOS.

if not, winter by knightswatch (M) 54k // YES THIS FIC. THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. I love the development of their relationship,,, IT’S SO GOOD. Like when our boy Yahaba goes on that really friendly field trip and Kyoutani takes matters into his own hands? UGH YES. And when they visit? CUTE OMG. Yes this fic is it.

Isolated Parts by darkmagicalgirl (T) 3.3k // I love this fic cause old men KyouHaba are funny (fight those refs) and I love the nonlinear plot. It really adds another layer to the fic itself, and slowly unraveling the plot through the different years was SO IUAHFJF. I really loved it and piecing everything together :’)

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stardust by InkCaviness (G) 1.4k // like I said, in love with KyouHaba and hogwarts fics, anyway,, this one was so short and sweet! It’s full of fluff, and honestly, if you like KyouHaba, read this entire series cause I really love these KyouHaba works :’)))))

tale as old as time by crossbelladonna (series) 30.2k // AHH this series is fully of such good KyouHaba fic!!!! I really love all of them but my favorite is through open doors by crossbelladonna (T) 4.3k // I love soulmate AUs and salty Yahaba is best Yahaba. Also at the end when the coffee incident happens, I love Kyoutani :’)

Words Not Spoken by Dogsocks (series) 51.5k // this is a continuous fic series (meaning all the fics are in the same verse and related to one another), but it’s so FREAKING good and I love reading it!!! It’s got some mentions of ABUSE, and things like that so please read the tags carefully!!!

kyouhaba week by InkCaviness (series) 6.7k // I loved KyouHaba week (all of them are just such AMAZING fics and tropes) and my favorite from this list was stardust by InkCaviness (G) 1.4k // I mentioned what I loved from it above, but it truly is a great fic :D

Kyouhaba Trash Week 2016 by HoneyBeeez (series) 28.9k // all three of these fics are SO good. I literally cannot choose a favorite because I loved all of them :’) Like no joke, just go read all of them because singing Kyoutani? Yes please. And also like the tattoo one was SO ajksdhfkjshdfjkln I LOVED IT AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE HOSPITAL ONE. I loved loved loved the ending, and her going to the school? UGH ADORABLE. These fics were some of my absolute favorite KyouHaba fics!

Venom and Vulnerability by darkmagicalgirl (E) 48.3k // OAAJKSFNKJ I LOVE THIS ONE YES. The concept? AMAZING. Execution? FLAWLESS. This is a GREAT fic and it’s done SO WELL,,,, I realllllly loved the plot in this and their teamwork is making the dream work! WARNING check the tags and warnings cause there’s smut, (non kinky) bondage, and death!

it’s tradition. by hicsvntdracones (T) 5.5k // this fic made me want to die from second hand embarrassment. GOD, the awkwardness and really the way they went HARD on those dares PLEASE. If you don’t mind feeling embarrassed (and even if you do) go read this fic cause it’s V funny and the comedy factor cancels out the embarrassment LOL (does it? That’s what I’m tellin myself LOL).

An Equivalent Exchange by Chibs (E) 14.5k // PLEASE THIS WAS FUNNY,,,, like chill Kyoutani, Yahaba is trying his hardest okay? BUT NOT HARD ENOUGH anyway it’s a happy ending in the long run and no one dies :D how nice is that <3 (but the baby agenda? yessssir.)

The Wall Thing by rideahorse (M) 6.8k // THE TENSION :0,,, but I love how many fics go based on that one KyouHaba wall slam in the middle of the Karasuno match LOL. Also, I love the dynamics they have in this one and the way fighting ~is their communication~ Some smut is here so WARNING and they do something about the tension LOL obviously :))) Constantly curing KyouHaba is good, happy Kyouhaba.

Sixteen by surveycorpsjean (E) 13.4k // Yahaba is a basic btch and Kyoutani does football LOL. Honestly, I think that’s a pretty good summary (jk) but what’s a fic without some good tension ;) Also, cheerleader Yahaba lives in my brain rent free and I would like to propose it live in your head as well :D Aren’t I such a kind soul~

Safe in Your Hands by shions_heart (T) 8.9k // um soft KyouHaba? I think yes,,,, this also do be a common trope in the KyouHaba realm, but I’m not complaining,,,, it’s a good trope :) There IS ABUSE in this fic so big warning here! Check the tags and warnings! But the real mvp is the girl on the bus and points to Yahaba for playing spot the difference unintentionally.

The Sweetest Smile by FindingSchmomo (T) 6.6k // cake making! Yes! Bakery! Yes! It’s a great time and think about it, Kyoutani, our baby, working in a bakery making cakes? UGH my heart :’D Yes Oikawa is right, a cute grumpy puppy making flowers (CUTE VERY CUTE) and it doesn’t help that Kyoutani looks like a total bad boy in this fic too :DDDDDD

wear your love like it’s made of hate by parenthetic (renaissance) (T) 3.3k // we are starting this off with the alt title totally worked and I would’ve read it either way LOL. Also, the ending was funny and thinking about why everyone was wearing it would’ve been so confusing to the other teams (also shout out to Yahabas line and Kyoutani calling his eyeliner a whore). But yes to random sexual tension, this is KyouHaba nation.

captain’s orders by whitemiists (G) 3.7k // okay we love Watari in KyouHaba nation (surprised I haven’t talked about loving Watari yet but better now than never right?), but also Yahaba being messenger for Kyoutani (baby first years are ajhsajdfh). I love this trope and also I love rooftop lunch crew is yes :D

Running In Place by cleiioo (T) 33.3k // GUYS OMG THIS FIC. CAUTION ABUSE AND RUNNING AWAY AND BAD PARENTS SELF DEPRECATION I COULD GO ON BUT BOTTOM LINE IS BE CAREFUL READ TAGS! This fic is UGHHH YES. First, twenty questions make another appearance, and DUCKS. Yes, ducks. But this fic is just written really well, and honestly Kyoutani might be a tad bit ooc, but it’s okay, you don’t even notice. Distracted by the amazing writing :)

Something About Fate by patteh (T) 4.6k // SOULMATES! And then they were soulmates :D I love a good soulmate denial AU, and this is no exception. I loved Yahana’s backstory in this, and I think it set up a great framework for the plots progression! Also, the ending was really cute (and we all know, I’m a sucker for a cute ending :D)

toeing the line by masi (T) 2.7k // the mcDonalds cause WE’RE LOVING IT! But this was a fun read cause a. it goes pretty fast and b. communication exists? ANyway, I like the ending cause Yahaba is one smooooooth btch! It’s just a lot of banter (playful and not), and I’d read tags jic for this fic :)

bumblebee by shizuoh (T) 1.5k // he got sht on by a bumblebee. Points for creativity Yahaba, points. But this is just a fun, random AU where pepperoni on pizza is a universal aggrievance (esp the infused on cheese kind,,, I feel you Yahaba), we disown furries (for good reason), and you confront people staring at you! This IS a flirting 101 textbook. (also yes Yahaba, murder Mattsun!)

The art of fighting in heels by boxofwonder (T) 8.7k // yeah don’t question this fic. It’s like,,, you just kinda,,,, well,,,,,, I mean who doesn’t want to read about Iwa fighting in heels? Like you’re not thinking about magical guy Iwa? Maybe you should. (the way the summary has nothing to do with KyouHaba, I swear they’re a main component, but no thoughts just Iwa in sailor moon cosplay.)

yahaba vs. the miyagi captains by blessings (T) 3.7k // I love this hc and I wish there was more of it because Yahaba picking fights with everyone is fun and I like the chaos :D Like honestly, the creativity of some of the burns? Just amazing, it filled me with serotonin. I’m not kidding :0 But like, Kyoutani having to make sure that he doesn’t go overboard was askfkahf.

Love the One You Hold by shions_heart (T) 3k // f tough KyouHaba, I’m here for the soft, loving KyouHaba. Like mushy feelings KyouHaba, the kind which makes me feel singler than I already am single. Reassuring of feelings and ajsfdhla KyouHaba. The ending is KYAAA!!! Caution for implied bad parents!

a thousand and one roses by rorarot (T) 3.4k // I love florist Kyoutani and it’s honestly a crime I didn’t recommend more florist Kyoutani fics :( Points for the pun, Yahaba, points. Also, the progression of their relationship was YES, and this fic was SUPER cute :D

It Takes Two by Poteto (G) 24.1k // IT’S COHESIVE KYOUHABA WEEK! I really loved this fic and I enjoyed how they incorporated each prompt into each day! There is homophobia and running away so be careful when reading this fic, and check the tags!

So I Like Your Dog by helloyesIamtrash (G) 4.8k // FIRST, this is within a series of soulmate AU fics (all in the same verse) and SECOND, this was really good! I loved the way Yahaba’s family are a bunch of late bloomers and how YAHABA DIDN’T LET THE MF RUN AWAY. Yes communication, WE LOVE AND STAN.

but tonight i’ll need you to stay by InkCaviness (G) 2.2k // the feels were strong with this one :’( Pushing my SOFT KyouHaba agenda. But I LOVE this one for the feels and also because they don’t dance around it. Just straight forward, random a confessions. It’s a great time. But also, I can’t believe he slipped LOL.

Down River Road by carafin (G) 4.4k // I love list fics, I think they’re great and I think I might just have a thing for lists in general (LOL). But also, I love the growth both of them undergo over time and the interactions with Oikawa in KyouHaba fics are always fun :)

I (Heart) You by darkmagicalgirl (T) 3.6k // I really like this fic. Like REALLY like/love. Maybe it’s the ending where Yahaba goes ham on that one guy. Or maybe it’s the magic. I think it’s just cause it’s written spectacularly. But no seriously, it’s a great fic and I really loved the AU :D

Five Times Kyoutani Failed to Say ‘I love You’ (And One Time He Didn’t) by patteh (T) 3k // a 5+1! Yes! TBH I don’t understand the importance of saying ily to your significant others (maybe it’s just because I don’t understand romance very well LOL someone explain it to me), but if it’s important to them, IT’S IMPORTANT TO ME. Also, Kyoutani is dog agenda, full force ahead.

Baby steps (or 'Yahaba’s guide to applying eyeliner on a grumpy puppy’) by ghostsgf (G) 1.5k // more Yahaba and eyeliner fics! Of course :D If you can’t tell, KyouHaba nation and I really love Kyoutani + eyeliner, so yes. Eyeliner. But also, fractured arms and toilet adventures!

baby don’t hurt me by orphan_account (M) 4k // LET ME BEGIN THIS WITH THE A/N AT THE END. YES I AGREEEE. Also SMUT alert but like nothing really happens? And again, while I don’t 100% get the ily thing, this one makes more sense to me and I can see why Yahaba got angry. We love crying boys though ahaha.

Retrograde by dreyars (T) 19.5k // AJFJLSFJLASD ANGST THE ANGST AND I- I love amnesia fics, they have such GREAT angst potential (which was totally used in this fic YES!) and UGH this fic. The feels you go through while reading this but ALSO THE ENDING! YES I LOVE. IN LOVE. THEY’RE IN LOVE YOUR HONOR.

restless by Crawlingthroughashes (T) 2.4k // PLEASE the petty Yahaba agenda is back and the way I ajfhdjkadshlf when he started his plan. BRB CRYING (of laughter ofc). Also the CONFRONTATION. Smooth Yahaba, oh so very mf smoooooth (very much so nailed it). Sugar high trick-or-treater in bunny slippers.

The Time Yahaba gained a boyfriend by sammysosa157 (T) 3.8k // PLEASE I saw the post for this fic and it was SO funny! I really loved this prompt, and the execution of it was done really well. Boo for weird food combinations, though ig if you’re in college and you’re broke, you gotta do what you gotta do :/

wanna give you a kiss by Slumber (T) 2.8k // kith give kithes muah muah (omg I’m so sorry you had to read that no regrets tho ahaha only shame). But this fic is SO cute and boyfriend chicken is fun :D Like the fluff in this fics is just so AJKKJAF and like Watari knows best.

Touch by tetskuroo (T) 2.4k // aihdjk PLEASE. This is SOFT! KYOUTANI! and non a hole but pushy! YAHABA! There is HUGGING cause WHY NOT! But the soft Kyoutani agenda is getting pushed hard today LOL. I mean the mans starts to turns the waters works ons. What more could you possibly need? (other than a cuddle session cause why tf not >:( and me to write normally LOL)

what the night does to the day by deathbyglamour (G) 9.9k // AHH HOGWARTS! I realized I forgot to add this fic to the Hogwarts list and I was so angry at myself. The potion version of our get along shirt :) I loved this fic and their relationship development was lovely :DDDD

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back by Asimi_Shadowborn (T) 30.6k // I love magic AUs and this was ahdjsjjfjs. The trope was amazing, the execution was flawless, and the communication? Nearly nonexistent just how we like it :’) it’s a great read and you’ll regret nothing.

Baby, I bought a dragon by tetsuskitten (T) 1.1k // AJKSFHKJ WITCHES. I love them being witches/warlocks cause IT’S AN AMAZING TROPE DUH. But like the dragon made me laugh, the conman Kuroo is KJAFN. But yes, THERE’S ANOTHER FIC AND IT’S AJSHKJASF YES READ <33333 (why didn’t I just put it as a series, cause I forgot and then I got lazy, leave me be.)

Thorne-blessed by fish_wifey (T) 19.4k // (again, another that HAS ANOTHER FIC but then I was too lazy to transport it up to the series section deal with it.) But THIS YES. First tattoo artist Kyoutani is a sight to see. But also, Yahaba is baby. And like the ending of how it all got resolved was so satisfying and the conflict execution was really creative :D CAUTION FOR THIS ONE, some bullying and violence-ish!

what a wonderful kind of day by qingting (G) 1.2k // PLEASE. I love it when Kyoutani talks to animals, it fills me with joy. But also, ofc points to Yahaba for the new nickname, dog whisperer. Cute and I like it more than Mad Dog chan. Also, Kyoutani’s thoughts on Yahaba were funny and are worth the read LOL. I like pats too, Shiromaru.

what becomes of broken hearts by plumtrees (T) 8.1k // OOOOF some angst right here. Like I’m in paiiiiiiin. But you should read it so we can be in pain together :’D Like the way we had to witness the falling out AND the break up to be happy again. UGH. Just don’t think too much and jump in.

we both know what we know by Slumber (E) 4.7k // UHH EXPLICIT FOR A REASON LIKE WITHIN THE FIRST SECTION I THINK BUT THEN IT CONTINUES AHHAHA. But also, riling Kyoutani up and just teasing him in general? Fun times (at least Yahaba thinks so LOL). But like also, random thought but the comments on the (fake) IwaOi divorce made me laugh LOL.

new constellations by thealmostviki (G) 4.3k // reincarnation AU, but it’s like non linearish! It’s really good and the writing is very eloquent :D I really loved this fic and the ending was UGH adorable! I love references and the way they still feel things in the next lives :’) Milk and honey guys, milk and HONEY.

the kind of magic you aren’t supposed to write home about by skittidyne (T) 5.2k // I LOVE MAGIC!!!! SO MUCH!!! I also love their bickering so much AHHAH they’re such a fun duo. Their dynamic in this is so great, and it makes me so happy AHHHHH.

In The Center Of The Forest by Your_Friendly_Neighborhood_Pigeon (T) 5k // CHECK TAGS AND WARNINGS, MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH. Sad but very good and I liked the execution of the prompt, done very well :’)

Seijoh Sweets: Aoba Johsai Artisinal Bakery by FindingSchmomo (series) 22.1k // funny and cute series, lots of fluff, there’s a cat too and some Ushiwaka rivalry :0

destroy the middle (it’s a waste of time) by knightswatch (M) 9.6k // LOVE this fic, it’s written really well and the scenario seems very likely as well! I just really love the progression :)

K-Cup Coffee Verse by situational_irony_13 (series) 40k // um guys I love this series. Like love love this series. I adore professor AUs and like every single fic in this series is one I would read over and over again.

Summaries from fics!

Yuanfen by OwlBeDamned (T) 10.7k // Wrong number, [sent at 8:14 A.M.] Oikawa-san, I don’t care how hungover you are, please come clean my apartment (the one you wrecked last night with your partying) and collect the puppy you left in my living room. I expect you at 9. Or else, there’ll be consequences.[sent at 8:16 A.M.] who is this and how the fuck did u get my number?—“It makes sense if you think about it,” Iwaizumi told him. “A soulmate line is the first sentence your significant other will tell you when you first encounter them. But the books never specified whether that encounter had to be physical."Kyoutani frowned, looking at his upperclassman in wonder. "Iwaizumi-san, this means…?”“Yeah,” he chuckled back, pointing at his cellphone, “that guy right there is your soulmate.”

[beautifultypewriter]

Sir Leon Fluff Alphabet

Requested: Yes / by my other fav @taletime and a couple of anons

Warnings: None

Full credit to whoever created this template (I still don’t actually know who that is). Gif credit to the owner. Also, I changed the prompt for letter Q from quaint to quickstep.

A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)

Your kind nature is everything to Leon. The way that you’ll drop everything to help your friends and family whenever they need you, the way you’ll go out of your way to help a stranger, the way you treat animals, it all is so beautiful to Leon. He thinks you’re an amazing person and he’s so happy to be able to know you and to call you his.

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

Leon wants 10 babies with you. He loves you so much and there is nothing he wants more than to start a family with you. He wants to teach his children how to ride horses and how to shoot crossbows. He wants to sit around the dinner table, looking at all their smiling faces, and holding his youngest on his lap. The house is so full of love and everything is wonderful because the two of you take such good care of your children.

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

Leon is big. He takes up a lot of space, so you usually end up curled into him. He loves to be the big spoon, so you often lay together, your back against his chest and his arms wrapped around you. The two of you often fall asleep like this and wake up in the exact same position the next morning. Most of your cuddling takes place at night as the two of you are trying to fall asleep, but if one of you has a bad day then cuddling is definitely a go to in order to lift the other’s spirits. Leon also really loves to come up behind you and wrap his arms around you while you’re working on something around the house and just cuddle you for a minute before he has to go out for his rounds.

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

Dates with Leon are always intimate and special. He likes to bring you outside of Camelot’s walls and set up a picnic for the two of you. He does all the preparations on his own, wanting to make everything special. The two of you will spend hours laying on the blanket after you’ve eaten, just talking and looking at the clouds. Leon tells you his favorite stories and the two of you talk about the future until the sun starts to set. Then the two of you ride slowly back to Camelot, not wanting the night to end.

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…))

One and only

You are the first person that Leon has ever been in love with. You are the only one who has ever made him feel what he feels for you and it’s the most wonderful feeling. He knows that you’re it for him and he couldn’t ask for anything more.

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

Leon knew he was in love with you when the two of you went to watch the sunset together for the first time. You had surprised him that evening by meeting him after his rounds with a large picnic basket in your hands and a blanket thrown over your arm. With few words exchanged, you led Leon out to a spot high on one of the castle walls. You spread the blanket out and the two of you sat down. You ate and talked quietly as the sun fell to the horizon. The glow of the sunset bounced off your profile as you watched it. Leon stared at you, completely captivated by the glow of your skin and the only thought in his mind was that he wanted to watch every sunset after this with you.

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

A gentle giant. Leon is a sweetheart who is always gentle with you. His movements are always slow and purposeful. His touch is light and careful. As a knight, Leon is capable of many things, but he would never bring those things to you. He always takes care when he’s with you, holding you close to him and running his fingers lightly over your skin. Yes, Leon is very gentle.

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

Leon is not big on holding hands when the two of you are out and about. He prefers to loop his arm with yours and walk around the market or through the garden like that. He does however really love to hold your hand when the two of you are sitting together. Sometimes he doesn’t even realize that he’s doing it, his hand just automatically reaches for yours when the two of you sit together on a bench or when you sit at the table for meals. When the two of you sit outside on a nice day, he likes to hold one of your hands in both of his as he faces you, listening to you talk about your day or about some plans for the future. And he traces his thumbs over your knuckles.

I = Impression (What was their first impression?)

Leon’s first impression of you was that you had to be of noble blood. You were too unbelievably perfect to have not been raised by nobility. The way you moved had him captivated and he was sure that you had spent your childhood in etiquette lessons in order to achieve such grace and such a sense of easiness.  

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

No. Leon is pretty secure in your relationship and he doesn’t get threatened by other people getting close to you. He knows that you’re friendly and he knows that you have an aura that people really like, so you always get wrapped up in easy conversations with people wherever the two of you go. Leon has no problem with that. It’s actually one of the things he loves most about you. He may join in on a conversation, but it’s not as a way to assert dominance or possession, it’s because he genuinely wants to be near you and be part of the conversation. If you’re out at the tavern and he notices that someone is getting too close and you’re uncomfortable then he’ll intervene, making sure that the person leaves you alone.

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

Leon’s kisses are so soft and full of love. He’s very gentle when it comes to you and that translates in his kisses.

You initiated the first kiss. Leon is so very sweet, and he would never want to rush you or make you feel uncomfortable, so he takes things very slow. Honestly, you were starting to get a bit impatient and while you loved the cheek kisses, you were ready for something more. Your plan had been to sit him down and talk about how he could speed some things up, but as soon as he smiled at you, you were pushing yourself up and pressing your lips against his. He was shocked at first, but he melted into you as your hands pressed against his chest and his own hands fell to your waist. When you pulled away, you smiled at him and told him to feel free to return the favor whenever he pleased, and he did… quite often.

L = Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?)

He does. It was one of those nights where the two of you were still cuddled up in the grass after having watched the sunset together. Leon had a night shift and he only had a few minutes before he had to get going, but he was finding it difficult to leave you. The words kept getting caught in his throat, he could feel them there, wanting to get out, but he was nervous about saying them. You had pulled away from him, standing and shaking him from his thoughts. He had given you a confused look and you giggled as you told him that he was about to be late. He smiled up at you, grasping your hand in his, “I don’t care. Not when I’m with the one I love.” Your eyes widened and he nodded, “I love you, Y/N.” He gently pulled you back to the ground and wrapped his arms around you, pressing a kiss to your head. You smiled again, saying that you loved him too.

M = Memory (What’s their favourite memory together?)

The other knights, Arthur, Gwen, and Merlin are Leon’s family. He cares deeply for them and it’s important to him that everyone get along. His favorite memory is of the first time you met everyone at the tavern. Leon was supposed to spend the night with you, but the others were pestering him to come down to the tavern for a drink or two. He had made up excuses, but Percival told him to just bring you along, an idea that Gwaine immediately latched onto, claiming that he was dying to meet the one who had captured Sir Leon’s heart. Leon had little choice, so when he met up with you, he asked if you wanted to head down to the tavern. You agreed and as you stepped into the dim lighting, you were bombarded by men in red cloaks. You had handled it well, fielding each question with a smile. Gwen and Merlin had been more tame and you clicked with them instantly. Leon watched you drink and laugh with his friends and later when he walked you home, you told him about how you had such a great time that you wanted to do it again. It was such a wonderful and warm night where his two worlds collided so perfectly.

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

Leon loves to give you gifts, but they’re always small things likes flowers or pretty rocks that he finds. Whenever he has to leave Camelot for a special mission, you can expect some kind of gift upon his return. He always says the same thing when he presents you with said gift, “It reminded me of you.” And then he hands you a beautiful flower or a carved piece of wood. You cherish every gift he gives you and you have a special box where you keep them all.

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

Forest Green

You are tranquil and relaxing. You are the forest outside the walls of the kingdom. You are everywhere he goes when he can’t be next to you. You bring a balance and harmony to Leon’s life that he hadn’t realized he had been missing.

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

Leon calls you’ honey’ because you’re just so sweet. When he returns home, he kisses your forehead, mumbling, “Hello, honey.” You love when he calls you ‘honey’ and part of you wishes he would do it in public more, but he usually keeps pet names private. He once made the mistake of calling you ‘honey’ in front of the other knights and Gwaine teased him mercilessly for a week.

Q = Quickstep (How do they feel about dancing?)

Leon is not the most graceful dancer, but it doesn’t stop him from spinning you around the floor at a feast. He likes doing the traditional dances with you even if he stumbles a bit because that just makes it more fun. You giggle at him and he grins back at you. As much as he loves this funny dancing, he loves slow dancing even more. He’s a bit more coordinated when the movements slow down, and they aren’t so choreographed. He also really loves having you close to him as you sway back and forth.

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

Rain doesn’t stop the Knights of Camelot. Leon still has to do his rounds even if he’d rather be curled up with you in bed, so he leaves that morning with a kiss to your forehead. You know that he’s going to be a bit grumpy and probably a little wet when he returns. You stoke the fire, making sure the room is nice and warm for him and you run to the kitchens to get some food and a nice warm drink for him. When Leon stumbles into the room, his hair wet and his clothes practically soaked through, you’re quick to push him behind the privacy screen and throw some dry clothes at him. He changes quickly before joining you in bed. The two of you sit close together while he eats and drinks. You ask him about his rounds, and he tells you about all the mundane things that happened. He thanks you for the food and drink and for being so good to him. The two of you spend the rest of the day curled up together.

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

When Leon is sad, he likes to talk things out. He prefers sitting in a quiet place and talking about what’s troubling him and he loves when you give him advice or tell him a story to help him feel better. When you’re sad, the first thing Leon does is hug you. He wraps you up in his arms and kisses the top of your head. Then he offers to take you on a walk and as the two of you stroll along together, he picks every beautiful flower he sees and gives it to you until you’ve got a whole bouquet and a smile on your face.

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

Leon loves to talk with you. A lot of the time the two of you spend together is spent talking about anything and everything. The two of you talk about the past and you talk about the future. Leon loves to hear about your childhood because he feels like he’s learning about what contributed to the person you are today, and he loves that. You beg him to tell you all his most daring stories and he blushes a bit, but he obliges, telling you about the most intense quests he’s been on with Arthur and the other knights.

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

Long walks. Leon likes to move, so he finds that walking is a big comfort to him. If he’s worked up or stressed about something, he’ll often say he’s going for a walk and then go through the market place or outside the walls and just stroll through the forest for a few hours. If you’re around when he leaves then you’ll join him. He loves it when you do because the added comfort of your presence helps him relax further.

V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?)

Leon doesn’t show off. It’s just not who he is, it’s not something he’s ever felt the need to do. He knows his skills and that’s good enough for him. He doesn’t need to go around bragging about them. When you ask him why he doesn’t ever try to show off at tournaments or trainings, he says it’s because that sort of behavior is not very becoming of a knight. Then you point out that Arthur shows off all the time and his only answer is that Arthur is the prince. You shake your head and decide not to bring up the other knights, instead choosing to tell Leon that you find his humble attitude endearing. He blushes and decides that he really likes your compliments, though he won’t say it out loud.

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

When the time finally comes to pop the question, Leon takes you on a walk through the gardens in Camelot. He takes your arm with his and the two of you stand close together as you walk through the flowers and the trees. Leon points out the most beautiful flowers and says that they remind him of you. At some point your feet get tired, so Leon leads you over to one of the stone benches and the two of you sit together. His hand reaches for yours and he holds it tightly. Then he stares right into your eyes, tells you that he loves you, and asks you to marry him. You’re silent for a moment as he continues, telling you that you are the most wonderful person in the world and he wouldn’t survive a day without you and you cut him off with a kiss, nodding and mumbling ‘yes’ against his lips.  

X = Xylophone (What’s their song?)

This Kiss – Faith Hill

This song is so light and lovely that it perfectly captures your relationship with Leon. Every moment the two of you share is beautiful. When he presses his lips to yours, warmth blooms in your chest and you get this fuzzy feeling in your entire body. There’s a certain magic when the two of you kiss that sometimes you feel as if you’re floating. It’s just the way he loves you.

Y = Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)

Most definitely. Leon is a family man and part of starting his own family is finding that special person to marry. Then he met you and everything seemed to fall into place. It didn’t take long for Leon to figure out that he wanted to marry you. He knew that he couldn’t just jump right into it though and he had to court you properly and give you time. Which he had no problem doing. Leon would wait a thousand years for you.

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

Leon isn’t really interested in pets. He knows the two of you are busy and you probably wouldn’t have enough time to take care of a pet. He does get you a horse though because he thinks horses are valuable companions and he thinks you should have one.

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24/08/2020 12:35

Okay y’all I’ve had this laptop for a couple weeks now and I’m figuring out notes on onenote, I highkey loved this because I was rewriting/condensing notes from my Actual Notebook. 

Also this one’s a long one lads, I’m gonna put half the questions under a read more. 

|S| 9th August What was the last movie you watched?

Charlie’s Angels! It was your av comedy action and I think the reviews were way too harsh it was definitely the sexism.

|M| 10th August What is your favourite summertime snack?

Watermelons/bowls of fruit (tho that’s my..fav snack in General)

|T| 11th August What is your favourite meal to have on the beach?

Fish

|W| 12th August What is an unpopular opinion that you have about summer?

Beaches aren’t that great, I acc lowkey hate them unless I’m mentally prepared to deal with the sand 

|T| 13th August What is your favourite ice cream flavour?

Chocolate fudge brownie OR strawberry cheesecake

|F| 14th August What is your favourite summer clothing?

Is now a bad time to say I wear the same shit year-round? I’m hoping to like ,, buy some long flowy dresses at some point tho (uni means a style change/modification!!)

|S| 15th August What’s your favourite summer drink?

Cold coffee! I’m not sure if this is rlly a summertime drink but I never rlly have it during colder months.

|S| 16th August Daytime or night time – what’s your favourite time during summer?

I love both, daytime for work productivity but night time for outdoor fun. This year it’s more daytime bc we’ve had no holiday

|M| 17th August What is your favourite seasonal fruit to eat during the summer?

Watermelon and mango 

|T| 18th August Would you prefer your summer to be shorter or longer?

W climate change? Shorter lmao, these heatwaves are not the vibe

|W| 19th August How does summer feel in your region?

Usually they’re pretty mild, maybe one or two days in the 30C region then we stay in the mid to high 20s. This year we had around a week and a half to two weeks of heat wave, where we were consistently in the 30s. The issue is that the houses are designed to retain heat so it felt like we were in the tropics + insulating houses which ,,, Yikes

|T| 20th August  If you could make up a new ice cream flavour, what ingredients would you use? What would you call it?

Forest fruit w ur av forest fruits (blackberries, raspberries, blueberries, strawberries). Is. Is that alrdy a thing? It sounds like it’s already a thing

🎶Bad Blood - Taylor Swift