#they're such a jerk lolol

[fools-ramblings-and-whatnot]

Yuu kissing the boys in the right cheek for the first time lolol

Riddle would be BAFFLED, Sebek will kill you if you do that to Malleus, and Idia? Dead

Or if Ace, Floyd or any other jerk pisses off Yuu with the teasing, they're attacking their necks. NOW THAT WILL BE INTERESTING👀

Especially if they have a crush on Yuu and their love language is teasing

Referring to this post: Yuu's Kiss language

Riddle turns into a red similar to a freshly painted rose when you greet him the first time, holding his cheek and stammering. WHAT WAS THAT?! He'd say off with your head due to shock but then you also do the same to Cater and Trey by his side and he's just ??? What? He'd look at the Adeuce duo trailing behind you and the two would just shake their head, equally baffled, obviously meeting the same fate as he did prior. It's your fault you didn't explain immediately, but in your defense, it was second nature to you! Riddle would warn you not to do that to others without permission, fixing your crooked tie but being unable to meet your eyes.

It must have flown over your head because you kissed the three upperclassmen, this time on the left cheek, when you said your goodbyes, rendering them speechless.

When Riddle begins to develop feelings for Yuu, he absolutely tries to stop their habit of kissing other people, explaining the social rules of Twst. He does accept your kisses to him tho , explaining that he knows the rules so he is not "other people", and thus will not misinterpret your kisses.

GOSH, imagine that the first time Ace and Yuu met in the first chapter, Yuu immediately attacked him for his senseless teasingly. Ace was ready to dodge an attack but instead was met with your arm pulling him closer and your lips on his neck! When the two of you become closer as friends (book 2 onwards) Ace has already learned your odd Kiss-language, using it to his advantage sometimes to get you to pepper him with kisses.

Floyd looks amused at your angry face while you struggle to catch him so that you can pull him in and kiss his neck.Usually he'd have more fun doing the chasing but seeing you struggle to run after him or reach his height so that you could challenge him in a fight is just wayyyyyy to fun!

Malleus , when the first time you kiss his cheek is obviously taken aback. He'd look at your face and ask why you did that and are you not afraid of him? Yuu would explain that its a greeting and it just amuses him more. Still, he kindly warns Yuu to not do it in front of his retainers unless Yuu was ready for the consequences.

Sebek the first time experiencing it is so surprised and appalled it takes him a few seconds to think. Then he's screaming into Yuu's ear about propriety and whatnot. Once he gets used to it, his automatic reaction when seeing Yuu in the hallway is to defend his honor by covering both cheeks with his hands until Yuu leaves. However, if he has grown fond of Yuu, maybe let them kiss his cheek, but only if they were alone!

Idia just dies there on the spot when you greet him the way you do. Ortho has to haul him back to Ignihyde to recharge.

I imagine Yuu kisses Ace and Sebek's fingers a lot cuz these two are are the noisiest, Ace with his teasing and Sebek with his scoldings. Yuu also give them flying kisses a lot, which sends all the wrong messages.

Tag: #TwstKissAU

[rayroseu]

💚Mallevan/Levanoa Headcanons (2/?)

PART 01 PART 02⬇️

you guys dont know how often i brainrot about these couple who never even talked in game yet KDJAKSK

Am glad to see that Levan's receiving the "Yuusona treatment" because of the various ways that twst artists draws him lolol

• • • Headcanon 2.

Malenoa is the strongest of the trio. Because she is a royalty, she is much more knowledgeable about magic— particularly if its related to dragons. Naturally, she became kind of like a magical tutor to both Levan and Lilia when they were children.

i really like the thought of eastern dragons in TWST🥰 its a nice foreshadow that Levan is a Long bcs thats Malleus' Halloween costume✨

(if its really like that,,,, im going to cry bcs that means Malleus dressed up like his papa who he never knew 💔😭)

(also I'm praying with all my heart he's not some plot twist jerk in game like King Stefan from Maleficent 1 😭)

I think dragons are rare on TWST not only because they're really particular on their mates but also because raising one is extremely high maintainance.

Its 1: life threatening to the caretaker, 2: needs constant attention and love, 3: once it grows up, you even need to withstand its tantrums and emotions (who are btw magically powered) 😭💥

That's why I think ??? there's limited knowledge about mediating their power (so they just get stuck in this cycle of being the strongest but that very strength can bring disaster bcs its uncontrollable)

Thus, I thought of Malenoa being Levan's friend who teaches him about controlling his draconic powers because Levan doesn't really want to accidentally harm others because of his uncontrollable strength--✨✨✨

I like to think its because of Levan's pacifist nature that Land of Briar chose to have war treatiest first instead of just crushing the Silver Owls through Malenoa's military strength. He's aware that killing off humans would just make them more hostile to faes in general, and I don't think both Malenoa and Levan wants Malleus to grow up in war once he hatches-

—

Levan's fire is purple because I remember getting surprised when Overblot Malleus used that on his attack despite Land of Briar/Malenoa (?) being "mainly green colored" all this time...

So, I think that's one magic he got from his father??? because most of his features already derives from Malenoa (horns, tail, magic (i think his green fire is from Malenoa), straight hair, etc)

The purple fire might've originate from Malleus' mastery of void magic (I hc their dorm spells' element are their forte magic and Dorm Malleus is double void card) but we've never seen void magic used like a fire... its usually like an energy beam right? I think it was so exciting when he attacked like that💜👆‼️✨ (I literally squealed lol its so pretty?? but I know I'll die from that lol)

I love the thought that Lilia is the "mom friend"/"sensible friend" of this trio... 😂 because he says hes the one constantly working for these couple... mostly to deal with their antics lol

plus Lilia is literally the sole person working for Levan and Malenoa to meet together right now---

since Levan's missing and Malenoa can’t really leave the castle since she’s guarding unhatched Malleus--- and its just a bad move to send the best queen on the frontlines when they can just send Lilia yk 😆

i hope we get more dragon egg lore and also specifically egg malleus reveal🙌🙌 like how do THEY take care of a dragon egg anyway.... do they put it on cradles as well like human babies??? or their parents will hold them since they require vast amount of love-

i'd used to think malleus backstory would be his child self being lonely (which in the future might??? but for now?? his backstory is literally just him being an egg and all of us are crying over an egg JDHJWJD 😭😭😭

[mercurygguk]

risqué ; timestamp #16

18+ content below the cut

pairing; risqué jk x risqué oc

genre; fluff, they're so cute i'm gonna cry

a/n; spa day, besties!! enjoy this little timestamp of oc forcing risqué jk to have a spa day with her lolol

[08:11 PM] "is this really necessary?"

jungkook sighs deeply, a hint of annoyance and yet also a small hint of amusement on his features as he watches you. your face is locked in concentration, your gaze focused on his face as you spread that fancy brand of face mask onto his skin. he can't even remember the name of the brand — all he remembers is you going off on a rant about how amazing it is and how it benefits your skin.

"yes," you chirp and use your fingers to bring the face mask down to his chin and over that part between his nose and upper lip.

"____, you already did a shit ton of other stuff," he protests, his tone almost whiny.

you can't help but lean back to look at him properly, amusement etched onto your face as you grin at him. you let out a scoffing laugh and move back in to continue the spreading of the face mask, "sir, you're pushing 30 — you need to take care of your skin!"

jungkook jerks back at your words, brows furrowed together as he looks at you with mock offense.

"did you just call me old?"

it's now your turn to jerk back with an offended gasp, "i did not!"

jungkook tries to fight the grin that's threatening to spread across his lips, "you totally did! god, you're mean..."

a giggle escapes you, mirth playing within your eyes as you flash him a smirk.

"you say that as if you didn't know that already–"

jungkook shakes his head at you with a smirking grin and sits still again, letting you continue your work on his face. once his face is covered with the face mask, you pull away with a proud 'all done!' leaving you. jungkook can't help but let that grin he was fighting before take over his features as he watches you, completely adored by your obvious excitement that he let you do this to his face.

"you satisfied with your work?" he asks, clearly amused.

you nod and smile proudly, "absolutely."

"so how long does this have to stay on my face?" he then asks, wondering just how long he has to wait before he can wash it off and go back to kissing you without worrying about messing up your hard work.

you hum and glance at the clock on his nightstand, "about 20 minutes."

jungkook's eyes widen, his lips parting and closing again.

"20 minutes?! baby, i can't go that long without kissing you, you know that–"

you grin playfully and lean in closer, barely brushing your lips against his in the most teasing way you can muster right now while his entire face is covered in face mask. your eyes drop from his eyes to his lips and back up again.

"i guess you'll just have to stick it out then," you murmur sensually before pulling away again, causing jungkook to chase after your lips in an attempt to kiss you. once you're too far away from him, he lets out a groan, his shoulder slumping in defeat. you cock an eyebrow at him and turn on your heel to head into his en-suite bathroom, glancing at him over your shoulder just to catch a short glimpse of him falling back on his bed.

"like i said," he calls after you, "mean."

[unwashedpotato]

call me basic, i've yet to satisfy my need for public smut scenes.

seated between two friends at the movie theater, you're holding the popcorn but you're the snack that keeps getting grabbed and touched. be quiet though, you don't know who else is watching

hooking up at the club is easy - but it's so much more fun calling an uber and feeling up the driver as a tip

athletic teammates hooking up in the back of the team bus on an overnight trip to their next game

parent-teacher conference - getting to know your kid's teacher really well before the school year starts / fuck on the teacher's desk while you wait for your spouse and kid to show up

that tumblr post about getting your ass ate in a pumpkin patch for fall

being overstimulated while at dinner with the family (subtle nipple clamps, app-controlled vibe, numbing cream)

browsing your local adult store - 'let's try out the products to find out if they're worth buying'

'gay for public pay' lolol anyone a fan of outinpublic p*rn vids?

getting caught jerking off in a library, bookstore, shopping mall, etc.

[danieyells]

I want to confess in the chillest place I know that seeing Sho lift the fridge with a hand and not even sweat it made me feel things like oh, can you lift me then? Haha jk jk unless 🥺 anyway somehow it evolved quickly into fantasizing about him picking the mc up and fucking them whenever he wanted

Lolol I'm proud to be the chillest place 'u' don't feel afraid of sharing thoughts around me, worst case scenario it takes me weeks to respond to it but that's because i'm Very Very Slow.

BUT NO YEAH ABSOLUTELY and the fact that he's like. . .anybody could do this. THE HELL THEY COULD. Maybe any ghoul could do it but most normal people could not lift up a commercial fridge even if it were empty!

Sho could absolutely lift you. Probably one handed. I bet he'd do it if you ask all impressed and flustered like that lolol. . .stroke his ego, he wouldn't mind. Mormally he'd take you somewhere on Bonnie but if it's short enough distance he could be convinced to carry you there. . . .

Not only could he lift and fuck the mc, he could probably do it with one arm. . .have a hand free for nipple play or clit play or jerking them off. . .or anything else you could think of, really. A little handholding even. 🤫

Hands free for spanking, for choking, for toys, for fingering(anal or otherwise). . . .

Pick them up and fuck them against the wall or just in the air. . .lie back and use them like a fleshlight. . .hold them up and over his arm like a little doll. . . .

All barely with any effort. A food truck fridge an weigh like. 250lbs(113kg)? If not more? So they probably just. Weigh nothing to him. Hell even if they're really big if he can lift that much one handed with no effort they probably still aren't very heavy to him.

And any weak little human struggling they try and do is so completely ineffective. Does he need to restrain them with his free hand? Or maybe hold them under their legs with their arms behind their back. . .if they think he's going too fast holding them with one hand they should see what he can do with both--

[kitkatpancakestack]

did you ever read or see the movie 'holes' if so, madney as the kissin' kate and sam storyline wherein'  ------>"Katherine shoots and kills the sheriff. She becomes the outlaw "Kissin' Kate Barlow", so named because she leaves a red lipstick kiss on the cheeks of the men she kills. " <------ ie Doug is killed by maddie with chim (the sam to his kate) helping her out and them having shenanigans thinking they're gonna go to jail it can be comedy or dark lolol don't take this prompt if it doesn't spark or you're like what's holes?

Teenie you KNOW I loved this prompt and again so sorry it's taken me so long but literally for the last two weeks I've been doing nothing but writing and reading I'm LIVING. I want to make this a whole fic so bad so who knows lol.

ilysm babe and I hope this lives up to your expectations <3

“Mornin’ Sheriff.” Doug jerked at the sound of her voice, peering up at her through a dark fringe of hair. The town jail was eerily quiet for a mid-afternoon. Maddie reckoned it must have had something to do with the unrelenting sun beating down, the cloying stench of sweat and listlessness pervading the dusty streets. She slipped her finger through the knotted ribbon under her chin and tugged it loose. “Maddie.” Doug jolted into a sitting position, running a hand through his hair.  She smiled, slid her bonnet off her head, and dropped it to the floor. “You still want that kiss?” A lazy, smug grin spread across Doug’s face, rippling over his features like the lake where he’d shot Howard. A knot formed in her throat at the thought, strengthening her resolve. The bastard in front of her leaned back in his chair, content, like he’d won, like he knew he would win all along and they would always end up here. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away, Maddie thought, repeated to herself like a mantra. Only, it had warped in the time since that moment on the lake. The Lord moves through me and I am the Lord. I giveth and I taketh away. Doug raises his eyebrows at her, expectant. She lifts the gun in her hand and relishes the spark of shock in his gaze before pulling the trigger.

I'm always taking little drabble/ficlet prompts (even if I take ten years to respond to them lmfao) so feel free to drop them in the inbox anytime!

[susandsnell]

🌻

I almost missed this one!!

I'm a big fan of all kinds of gothic romances, absolutely morally bankrupt characters (and the fucked up ways they might fall in love or lust or obsession or something in between), villains and foes and psychosexual nightmares, all that good stuff. I do not believe fiction needs to be moral or didactic in this respect. I say this as a preface to what I have to say next because I think it's a genuinely unpopular opinion:

This is an Edward Rochester hate zone.

I cannot abide this man. I hated him when I was thirteen, and I hate him at twenty-five. (I believe I once wrote "he should have gotten crispy in that fire" in some free reading assignment or other.) His Byronicisms all fall just in the wrong way for me, in large part because they are gross in a way that feels painfully real that isn't fun to read about, and they aren't tempered by any traits to recommend him. I find him not at all interesting and entirely unsympathetic. The only time I ever liked him was when he was doing the most with the drag act, but even then that was pretty loaded.

This all makes him a realistic jerk so he is perhaps well-constructed and well-written, but I for the life of me have never gotten the appeal of this dickwad. He's so mired in his own privilege and unearned self-pity that I genuinely find him to be insufferable. This is a bit bizarre to me as I have adored characters who have done objectively far worse and behaved far more cruelly and violently than he ever did, but again, as asserted earlier - I can get into an awful person being awful if they're doing so in a way that's interesting to witness, and/or if this is balanced out by humanizing elements. Heathcliff abuses women and children and kills innocent animals and he's still intensely sympathetic. Sweeney Todd did all of that and I feel for his plight and love his wry sense of humour and capacity for deep love. The Vampire Chronicles' entire thesis is that even the truly monstrous among us are made human by their ability to connect to art and to one another. To clarify, I know that a character need not have suffered/had a tragic backstory to be sympathetic or interesting just as people we know don't require xyz to be deserving of compassion (for instance I enjoy Dracula being The Worst because he's interesting, he's irredeemable with some zazz), but in terms of what he feels and how he acts, I cannot find any avenue for this connection to come in. I know that it's not uncommon as a modern reader to feel horror for Bertha Mason rather than at her (and it's not '''purity culture"/Puriteens/whatever paper skinned English majors are coming up with now to dismiss any critical discussion of books they like to feel this way!), and this plays a large part in my reading, but he's also cruel and dehumanizing to Jane in a way that feels very much like a Victorian era equivalent of negging/overpraise, which strikes exactly the wrong nerve in me compared to other destructive romances I've liked. That's not to say that one is more or less realistic than another, and comes down to personal bias, but I feel what I feel, and this is a free opinion sunflower emoji ask lolol.

I understand Jane Eyre and like most of it. I understand what a huge step it was as a protofeminist work, the reversing of the power balance by having him be humbled and reliant on her by the end, the emphasis on Jane's freewill and self-worth in the face of her horrific struggles and turmoil.

I cannot grasp wanting to be around this man for more than five minutes. Truly no judgment to those who get something out of this guy, but I just Don't See It.

[neutrallyobsessed]

EPISODE 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE BACK!!!!!

there in school again and Jesús hates it lol speaking of, everyone hates Joan~ lolol

AHHH THE BLEACHERS CREATURES NOTE!! Oh shit- its funnier than i expected heh, reminds me of Mikitaka honestly~~

Wait, so this guy isn't Malcom X? Then who tf is he? fr i didnt catch a word he said when he said his name..... I guess i'll be calling him Malcom X for the rest of this liveblog and when i finish ill check what his name really is lol, i really dont wanna spoil myself on this!

POINT! attention whore confucius my beloved~~, but let's see what this professor is all about...

Abe and JFK friendship! That sounds lovely and I sure don't care! But wish the best for them shippers! I'm also crossing my fingers! Teehee :3c

INTRO!! IT'S THE SAME AS BEFORE!! eh okay, kinda wanted it to change to reflect the current relationships but the only thing that should change is the parts with Joan, JFK and Abe so.... yeah its ok...

And Candide is the sole member of the board, yeah that makes sense lol, she also took vacation, haha "tanned"

GANDHI!!!!!! SXTREAM BLU!!! BEST DUDES 4EVER!!!! KNORK!!!! G-SPOT!!!!!! RAISINS!!!!!!! wait the retainers are actually Joan's...

THE EAR PIERCING!!!!!!!!!!!

they were right, they really are teasing our cocks with gandhi what the fuck

HE'S HERE!!

YEAH GIRL INTERRUPT THAT MUSICAL, NOBODY LIKES THAT SHIT HELL YEAH!!! and there are better people out there that can explain why Jackie is epic yoo

I just want more points jsksjksjksjsjsks

yeah "well funded" but............. oh cool a rocket! so it is true that theyll send them clone to space? :D

Wow Harriet being non-conformist by being conformist thats punk as hell man!

wait book burning? lmao- NOOOOO NOT THE FUCKING MAGNETS PRESENTATION AAAA BUT THE POINTSSSS NOW WE WILL NEVER KNOW HOW DO THEY WORK!!!!

oh but harriet/not malcom x apperantly? thats looking good so far ey

Hmm i still buy the theory that Exclamation! is in Nebraska

OH umm Mr B had a very smooth animation right there.....and yeah this whole scene is funny lolol glass ceiling

JFK being a jerk ass bully!!! Hell yeah!!!! :DDD

omg this is so funny cause like JUST THIS WEDNEDSDAY! JimmyHere did his ylyl vid of the week and in that vid he went to fact check about what happens if you eat a magnet! The answer being well yeah it wont kill you but ahahahha DONT DO IT MMMMM :))))

OH MOTHERFUCKER- QUE CONCHA DE SU MADRE JJAJAJJAJA me cae chistoso este profe, con que se la andara?

OYO THE TENSION! THAT YOUTUBE SOUND EFFECT!!

I LOVE IT!!!

HE'S BACK!!

I mean yeah, it makes sense that you choose a good color when you paint a wall, specially for vandalism purposes but ey look! a canon couple passed by when Joan and Topher were in close proximity to each other! that MUST mean something right?!

MOPED!! That's SO cool! they're going Downtown babey ;3 with- the massive helmet eheh WOAH THATS TIGHT ALRIGHTTT

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE LIEEEEE JSKSJSKJSKSSKSJKS ES EXCELENTE

NADA QUE VER BOLUDAAAA NDEAAAAHHHH JSKSJKJSKSJKJS

AH BUENO EYE SEX REAL issss is this something the big mouth writers put on? ahahahhahhhhhh i want a word with them-

but does your eye got a boyfriend? WELL YEAH..........

.........

... eye got a boyfriend :v

sooo y'all just spray paint a wall? hmm ok, expecting future mischief to be more lethal next time~~

Oh so she call the feds first? hehehehhe

OHIO MENTIONED! IT HURTS TO BE THIS HIP

OOOHHHH ACCUSATIONS OF AFFAIRS~~

i love intentional animation inconsistencies uwu

OH NO ITS NOT SUNDAY OR HOLIDAYS!!!!!!

funny pose, and she's default posing lol, its kinda like the t-pose of flash/vector/2D animaion ;v

and the idea of having the idiot clone killed by their own idiocy is brilliant! BUt... his moment is over! a self contained story, what will happen next~?

oh so the sachel bleeds huh..... yknow itd be a lot funnier if humans didnt bleed but inanimate objects did, a bit of absurdist humor~~

lol suspect

Yaayyy Joan is part of the group and has friends and one of them is Topher, super important :D!

Rating: an aight start ^^/10!

Topher Bus has appeared on screen for 1:23 minutes (I'm not counting recaps or the intro)

[triviareads]

Hiya do you have any historical or contemporary recs for books where in the smut there's a quite a bit of talk or description of the male leads balls. Could also be scenes where he is being dominated, edgeing or they are described in blowjobs

My friend, you can do no better than with Elizabeth Hoyt's books, most of whose books tend to have very frank description of balls and they may or may not be "furred", but whatever she makes it work and I think they're great.

Grace Callaway also has a fair amount of balls stuff from what I remember, but might also be because it's Grace Callaway and there's not many sex acts she hasn't written. I recall in Olivia and the Masked Duke, Livy definitely has her mouth on them at some point while Hadleigh jerking off. And same for Emma in The Duke Who Knew Too Much when she's is blowing Alaric.

Mafia Virgin by Mila Finelli has a lot of Giacomo contemplating the lack of attention balls get in general lolol, but lucky for him Emma is naturally curious and there is a scene that I think about a lot where he tells her to kiss them and thank them for all the cum he's about to give her (because this is a book where they have 3 months to get pregnant so naturally a breeding kink develops)

The Rebel King by Kennedy Ryan definitely has a blowjob where Lennix is sucking on them I think.

Beg for It by Megan Hart, which I recently finished, is a femdom romance and has a lot of ball play in general from what I remember.

These are just off the top of my head but definitely a good place to get started!

[thedecoy-if]

People be insulting the mc but at least their not a little Bitch who disappeared on their kingdom and their not a big jerk who goes around kidnapping people LMAO 😂

Ouch. 😭 Poor heir, we don't even know if they left willingly! lolol But yeah, Azriel is sort of a big jerk (and he's aware of it.)

They don't really know what they're doing, tbh. lmao but also the Slaughter has left them moving a bit extreme. I do wonder the amount of MC's who may have agreed to just drop everything and save a world they didn't know existed a day ago...

[themaskstayson]

Since I have no one to talk to about this Deadpool fanfic I'm writing, imma just post it here to get it off my chest.

Trans!Deadpool cause I wanna write something that hurts and be very queer.

Okay! SO!!!

It's a trans AU where Wade powers won't allow HRT and he never got to transition before getting cancer and his powers. And while he can still look masculine enough, the Avengers still misgender him cause they're jerks. The idea is how some cis people will misgender trans people that they hate cause "they don't deserve it". I plan on adding another trans character that the Avengers do gender correctly and there will be some drama on that. It might be Spidey cause 2ish years ago my plan was to write t4t Spideypool and then I got sucked into COD fandom for too long and then BG3.

Spider-Man doesn't misgender him, he's kind of part of the Avengers in this AU but not really and I think imma have Daredevil and Moon Knight be part of Spidey's "crew" since in the comics they all are kind of are meh about the Avengers. Like yeah they'll help the team out but mostly cause they're in the neighborhood.

I'm leaning towards Moon Knight was part of the Avengers and got kicked out because of the shit he pulled. Also I'm leaning towards Spidey and Moon Knight dating cause why the fuck is this line of thought canon:

LIKE MARC HAD TO HAVE THOUGHT THEY DATED ON SOME LEVEL TO THINK THIS! BTW this run is trash, do not read, I'm suffering through it just for more Moon Knight content. (Like I get it's a joke but I'm RUNNING with it)

I also am one of the very few people that ship Moon Knight and Deadpool and something about that pairing fuels me but tbh I ship Wade with almost anyone just to think about him. BUT I don't want this fic to be just about romance, like it'll happen cause I'm a sucker for romance drama, but I want Wade to have friends that care about him.

Like stomaching your coworker heroes being transphobic to be civil cause you got your dream job finally and feeling like your worth as a human being be in the gutter while also having low self-esteem totally sucks. And Wade doesn't have that many friends and the few he does use him like he has no feelings cause he makes so many jokes. Honestly I'll probably have him fall in love with his friends to get the drama going but probably will settle for them being polyamorous cause Wade deserves all the boyfriends

Anyways, I decided to combine another Deadpool fic I started where he was on secret mission and he was a stripper LOLOL so I'm moving some of those ideas over but instead of Wade being excited to be a pretty boy, Wade is depressed cause he's a lady stripper who "looks like Barbie with depression".

[glitchtricks94]

I have a problem w all my gyutaro writing turning angsty or bittersweet but back to the smut!! (Tbh I see demon gyu having a low to nonexistent sex drive if he doesn't have a partner so this is all for modern AU)

Gyutaro has spent his entire adult life having to jerk off quickly and silently so it might be a struggle getting him let himself go lolol

He's an absolute kiss addict. He's not very skilled at it no matter how much practice he gets but that doesn't matter at all. He just likes laying in bed or on the couch with you, lazily licking into each other's mouths.

Insecure even about hugging you at first. Scared you'll be grossed out by how bony and cold he is. But if you're anything like me you are an avid bone enjoyer and may begin drooling when you feel all his pretty angles that you'll be lucky to look at and touch in the future.

Has a humiliation kink but not a degradation kink. It's complicated.

He's incredibly thankful for his preference for oversized clothes. Firstly, so you can borrow his clothes and look adorable. Secondly, so you can't see how hard he gets from you just existing sometimes.

Once almost came in his pants when you were brushing his hair and tugged it bc you got stuck on a snag.

Loves being told what to do, even in casual situations. Hates being /forced/ to do anything, but he loves feeling helpful.

Has a lot of his signature spots on his dick.. it's cute ❤

I....I..... NSXBGDCVMGJN HNCN B AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY BEAUTIFUL ANON YOU HAVE JUST-! I am clawing walls about this, I need him! Yes, yes, yes! I see mild masochism here and believe or not, I am exploring my first smut with Gyu in an upcoming fic, but this is a lovely characterization fir modern Gyu. Aaaaaaa! I love him, you're giving me so much good content! Demon Gyutaro I can see having a very dormant sex drive, he's mostly focused on himself and Daki, but I can see it changing if he gets fixated on a person. He's very much the type to fixated, not understand and then freak out. He's also the type of guy to sort of have a infatuation at first sight kind of look and then stalk to get a read on a person, hunting tactics and all that. Gyutaro also looks at humans as weak and fragile, so he'd treat whoever was lucky (or unlucky) enough to catch his eye as if they're the most precious, delicate porcelain doll. You'd get treated as well as Daki by him! This carries over into the bedroom. But back to modern Gyu, demon Gyu's getting his spotlight in another fic I have in the works. Yes, modern Gyu's hungry for affection, and given that he's honestly a very tired man, lazily kissing and love making definitely suits him. Total switch too, and do not forget the praise anywhere with either version of Gyutaro, that's a freaking staple. He's insecure about touching in general, but would melt if you ran your hands all over his body. And again, yes to him randomly getting turned on by your very existence. It's worse with more domestic activities, they're something he just craves, almost like a drug. And if you tell him to do something, be sweet about it; "Sweetheart, take care of this for me, I'd really appreciate it." He'll jump at the opportunity. He loves that shit so much he'd do it without being asked too, just to see you smile and look at him like he painted the universe just for you. And yes, spotty dick, love the idea of those spots of his being printed on there. Just...delicious.

[whiskeysmulti]

((OOC: I'm big shy, K and Q are the only ones I had the guts to send in lolol for Gokudera btw))

🍎 ｡:*• ─ SEXY ABC.    ›- no longer accepting!

.Whiskey. Though the meme is NSFT, you asked the tame ones for him so I don't have to hide this one with read more.

K ─ Kissing. How important are kisses in their relationship ?  Any favourite kind of kisses ?  Do they have any rituals involving kissing ( never leaving for work without kissing the other, always sharing a kiss goodnight, etc… ) ? I headcanon he's kind of an affectionate guy, but in privacy. As we've discussed on discord, they both know the risk in, they both understand the seriousness of his rank in the Vongola and what could happen if it got out that they were involved. And we also know, he's ready to protect her even if it means hiding things for a while. Like kissing her in privacy. Kissing is very important to him, physical affection in general is. But, also understand he didn't really get a lot of it as a child because his mom was forbidden from seeing him except 3 times a year. So Gokudera grew up not really having the affection of a mother, because my understanding is Bianchi's mom might not have been nice to him. So once he does get around to kissing her, he can't get enough. He's scared he's no good at it because she's his first, last and only. He wants to practice with her all the time, but iirc we've established they're a little secretive about their relationship because she's scared she's not good enough for him and people will spread rumors that he's only a Tsuna replacement. So he makes sure they're in privacy when he does kiss her. However, take this as you will, there is no privacy with a Lambo around.

Q ─ Questions. Is there anything they’d like to ask their partner, but never had the courage to ?  Any questions they’d rather avoid ?  Do they discuss everything as a couple, or are there any taboo themes ?

I feel there's a lot he wants to ask her but doesn't have the courage too and some of it being more on the NSFW side, he keeps those thoughts to himself because he doesn't want to be less than a gentleman with her. Yes he's a jerk, but he does still respect her when it comes to romance.

However, I feel with him being unable to hold his tongue sometimes, they're very open and straightforward about things, once they do get past those insecurities that we discussed on discord. And most things would be discussed beforehand and boundaries established clearly on what was too taboo to discuss and what they both were comfortable with. Which is actually a sign that what they have is very healthy communication wise.

They could probably literally ask each other anything and all they'd get is a "yes", "no thanks", "not tonight, I don't feel like it" or "I'm not ready for that yet" type of answer. They're both very honest and blunt with each other. There would be no hiding or lying. All boundaries would be pre established and clear cut with consent given before they did anything.

Because we've already discussed some of the horrors he's probably seen and how the Mafia have their own code when it comes to how women are treated. So he'll never be less than a gentleman with her.

[trashwarden]

Some time ago I commissioned amazing @badasserywomen once more to draw Vaxus and Falon’Din from @jessicapendragon Bloodlines’ drabble. This combo makes me weep, so beautiful.

For all their cruelty and madness, Falon’Din does not lie.

It is the one thing that gives Vaxus hope, whether it is hollow or not. Whether it cuts deeper in the end, it is something he cannot let go of and keeps close through each dark day when the sun shines but he cannot feel its warmth, when the birds sing and he cannot hear a note. When he forgets the color of eyes and the shape of a smile for however briefly and it is an act of betrayal that makes his heart ache.

But today is not one of those lost days, for Falon’Din has kept their word. Even so, it is a hard thing to believe he is walking through the royal amphitheater in Tevinter, harder still to believe the crowds they pass are not just figments of illusion or images from a slowly decaying memory. Vaxus is here, and somewhere below the vast crowd, tucked behind velvet curtains and armed guards, his family is here too.

The dead bring him news of Dorian and Felix. Wraiths and ghouls and bones kept together by Falon’Din’s powers, more and more of them as their power has grown in the corners of things thought conquered and forgotten. It is the only company he has besides the fallen Evanuris. There have been whispers of war, old things torn down and new things rising to the surface, with Dorian and the Lucerni at the forefront. There was nothing for a time. Vaxus is not sure Falon’Din kept news from reaching his ears if only to torture him, or the world stood still once more, but then it sang out a new tune. The heir of House Pavus is to become emperor of Tevinter, and Vaxus is here to see it done.

Although no one can see him. Falon’Din has wrapped them both in magic that allows them to pass through the crowds - through them, like they are made of nothing but sunlight and shadow. It is an unnerving feeling, but a fleeting thought in Vaxus’ mind among the tangle of them the closer they get to his family.

A platform stage floats in the ribcage of an old amphitheater, cracked pillars fallen and a stage where countless plays and speakers once performed now sunken beneath clear water with some of the stands swallowed up as well. Lights and movement shimmer in the water and jump above the surface like fish made of stars. Flowers rain down from the bottom of the circular disc and fall like slow rain, disappear before they touch the water, a constant stream that has no beginning or end.

It is beautiful. It is nothing compared to what comes next.

There’s a sudden hush in the crowd, an inhale of surprise, before the constant murmuring stops as a split in the sky above the platform appears. For a moment Vaxus’ heart lurches. It is not green and malicious, like so many Fade rifts from days’ before, but his whole body remembers, reacts like battle is breathing down his neck. It is not demons and ichor that emerge, however.

Two figures appear, a man he does not recognize holding an ornate headpiece and a woman he does - Maevaris, holding a long scepter. They are too far away to see her expression, but the press of her shoulders is strong, proud. Vaxus’ heart does something else at the next to arrive. It is Dorian, wrapped in red and gold, head held high. Already regal in the way he carries himself, like he was always meant to carry this weight.

And he is not alone. Vaxus’ heart does another dance to see Felix standing beside him. It hurts and heals at the same time, like the removal of heavy shackles to reveal the raw flesh. There’s a hoarse cry in the back of his throat stuck on upswell of longing and love inside him, a pull on his feet greater than any order given. They are here, so close and so far and Maker, he would give anything to be able to see their faces clearly, to touch them, to let them know he is here.

It is not the Maker than answers his prayers. There’s a hand, light upon his shoulder, long fingers tinged blue wrapping around. “We are not rabble to be mingling among the common masses. I do believe we deserve grander seats, do you not agree?”

It feels like nothing changes, but after a breath they’re rising up and up, above the crowds and on their way to the platform. Vaxus doesn’t worry about falling, doesn’t concentrate upon anything but his family growing closer and closer and closer until the details bloom before him. The handsome grey beginning to kiss Dorian’s temples, the braid almost hidden within Felix’s wild hair - perhaps he wanted to match his father. Vaxus’ gaze swims with tears and he wipes them away quickly, wanting to see. Needing to see. He takes in everything he can, soaking them up like this is the end of the dry season and with rapturous release, the waters finally come. He had forgotten what happiness truly felt like, and it is the awkward, brave face Felix makes in front of all Tevinter, how Dorian glances aside at Maevaris with a look of utter boredom for a second even as his eyes shine with absolute triumph.

There are words and ceremony, not as much as days’ gone by, for this is a new, truer era for Tevinter, but there is always occasion to have occasion. Vaxus doesn’t pay attention to any of its meaning, only memorizing the curve of Dorian’s smooth inflection all over again, filling with color all the memories of conversation and devotion once more. He cannot ignore when Falon’Din finally speaks again, however.

“Your mage love has woven a great deal of protection all around,” Falon’Din says, waving a hand in front of them, and webs of spells appear glistening around the royal family and branching out around the complex. “He is quite talented, for a human. I am sure if someone with ill intent even dared to think about causing a raucous today, they would simply combust in his presence.” A hand reaches out for the nearest strand and passes through it unharmed, and unnoticed. “Of course, he did not plan for my kind. It is well that none now remain, and a good thing I am not here to enact any revenge for that fact.”

It is said breezily, in that easy mocking way of his captor, but Vaxus hears the threat of it like a clear cut bell. His loyalty is tied tighter than any noose and he is never allowed to forget. The hand at his shoulder pats gently, soothing the suddenly tense line. “I am here for you, my friend. Now, let us see if we cannot catch his attention. Watch closely.”

Falon’Din reaches in front of Vaxus’ face and flicks at a nearby spell. His finger does not pass through it this time but touches it, and like the string of an instrument it thrums and catches the attention of its instrumentor. Dorian’s eyes snap to the side and stare right into Vaxus’. Not truly, as they remain obscured, but it is close enough that he cannot stop the surprised inhale, the blush that spreads through him at the accidental attention.

He feels remade, alive unlike he has since he died, and so very much in love. And then Dorian looks away, and the world is cold. Cold, but not broken and decimated, an ember in the dark to hold to his heart.

Falon'Din tells him to take one last look and he takes as long as he can, as much as he can. And he does, the way Felix is growing and growing even right before his eyes in these few precious moments, the way Dorian laughs at the expense of the other poor man on the stage, and Vaxus tucks it all away to take with him.

Hope, and home.

[rodentbloodart]

Venny: *Shoving a handful of dangerously lethal spiders into people’s faces*

“this is how you make friend’s right? ?? ?”

[zujime]

HII!! welcome back!! how r u today? hoprfully good and i hope you dont mind me requesting somethining!! sorry abt the errors in my grammer im going fast lolol but anyways you can find the infomation about him in the wiki and a ton more but here i gooo

can you do Vi and Jinx with a S/O who has a Obanai Iguro personality?? thank you and have a good day :)

─── vi + jinx x reader

c.w. fluff & established relationships and a bit of swearing

- i'm doing alright, i hope you're doing better though! i'm running on no sleep rn lol. i'm literally trying to speedrun all of these requests cause i feel bad for leaving them to rot in my drafts :(

VI

- she thinks you're an asshole when she first encounters you since you'd always seem to start random arguments whenever it came to her health and how reckless she seemed to be on the battle field and your wording was always a bit iffy, but as time went on she noticed that you'd only been hard on her because you were worried about her.

- arguments still happen, sure, but not as frequent as they used to due to the fact that she tries to listen to you more instead of turning defensive when you comment on her fighting style. at times when you'd nit pick at the smallest things, it does tend to get on her nerves but the days where you finally feel comfortable to the point where all you want to do is hold her or be held is what she cherishes and looks back to most.

- that's often how your arguments are settled if you ever happen to have one in the first place; she'd close the distance between you two just to pull you into a warm hug that always seems to cause you to tear up a bit.

JINX

- she also thinks you're an asshole and annoying and fights between the two of you would be constant and take a little while before the two of you actually made up. it also takes her a bit longer to acknowledge that you're just worried about her wellbeing. she's not stupid and is far from being such, but she's got so much on her mind and is going through so much that she might not be able to register you being worried about her at all.

- though when she finally does catch on, she starts to cry. she's lost practically everything so to have someone—anyone care about her as a whole is just tear-jerking for her. fights don't happen as much since she just acknowledges what you're telling her rather than trying to object, but there are still times when fights do break out though they're quickly resolved.

￫ she might try to run off out of frustration whenever the two of you happen to have an argument of any kind, but she always ends up coming back to you due to her attachment issues—holding you close and mumbling about how she's sorry and doesn't want you to leave her and it just breaks your heart to see her like this.