#this isn’t a ship post

[iheartcanute]

i love them so much

[hemeruni]

Going slightly crazy about Uni and Hem's relationship, and giving vague details on WHY I am the person I am (silly)

Click under the post to see how deep the rabbit hole goes… (WARNING FOR SPOILERS AND WHATNOT)

I’m going to go ahead and paste the master post here

(It MIGHT be blurry, so please ask me if you need help with anything written here, I’ll transcribe it whenever I can.)

It’s more so a jumbled mess of comparisons, theories, the works.

They are both nervous wrecks in their own, girlfailure ways 💜💛 /silly

This is less a ship explanation post and more so a 'Oh wow these two share A LOT in common' post, I love them so much you don’t understand.

These could all be just vague coincidences that suddenly make all the sense in the world in my head… but I’m not afraid to admit it sweetheart, these two scream, "Similar experience, different coping mechanisms."

Anyways I’m going to stop rambling now, but my ask box is always open if you want to ask me MORE about these two, I will happily answer them at any chance I get.

Tootles!

[redstreetsahead]

No you don’t understand Jeff and Britta are the best divorced worsties that could ever exist. They are annoyed by most everything about the other but they love each other so incredibly deeply. They are best friends that can’t be left alone in a room together for five minutes before they either try to kill each other or sleep together. They stay in Greendale together when everyone else leaves because ultimately their one constant is the other.

[chronussy-bc]

Berzé: Do you think we can make it back?

Sephiria: No...I don’t.

*A moment of silence as they watch enemy’s army flooding into the place.*

Berzé: ....Together?

Sephiria: Always.

[kiwinatorwaffles]

i’m not gonna lie fandom alwaysoften feels like an actively hostile environment towards aromanticism. even if it’s not intentional most of the time. like the way everyone jumps towards romantic ships and prioritizes those relationships over everything else and stripping aro coded characters of their aromanticism to be like “normal people”. maybe everyone just needs to slip away just this once from the amanormativity whispering in their ears to kick aros to the curb

[shrimparts-blog1890]

In my meme era 💅

[kayawolfhorse]

Obsessed with Joel and Pearl fighting for Lizzie’s heart and Pearl winning, over Lizzie’s real life husband. She really does have the most rizz

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: I want you to get me in the Slytherin Quidditch team, Father!

Lucius: That’s impossible, Draco, you’re in First Year

Draco: Then I want you to get Potter to be my boyfriend

Lucius: Slytherin Quidditch team it is then!

[evanbuckleykinard]

i do not think some fans understand that even if buck and tommy do break up or whatever, people are.. still gonna ship them 😭 like i’m here for the long haul now, if they break up or whatever i’m not gonna stop writing them or enjoying content of them 🙏

[waywardstation]

the first time Ingo goes to see Zisu and train with her at the dojo, he realizes he said something out loud that he meant to keep in his thoughts.

(Prequel to last week’s mantit Monday post)

Was not expecting to do another mantit monday contribution, but I saw these tags on one of my posts and this sprung up into my mind immediately haha.

This is also the most blatant dojoshipping post I’ve ever made, and probably ever will make haha

Bonus Akari under the cut:

[hidingoutbackstage]

[greenieart]

If no one else is going to draw them making out then I’ll just have to do it myself

[foursaints]

hi do u like unironically ship bartylily

sorry it sounds like im hating im not im just genuinely curious bc ive never heard of it before lol

i think they’re really neat and i’m dead serious

[ursie]

Ok just saw a tweet that said Ashton deserves their chronic pain (among other ableist ones) for upsetting Fearne and being “selfish” so new rule if you’re not PHYSICALLY DISABLED you no longer get to talk about Ashton unless you personally pay every cripple you know five dollars-if you don’t know any cripples? Never speak again. I’m not joking I’m taking him away from y’all until you learn to behave.

[chronussy-bc]

Sephiria never says anything, but whenever they decide to buy some snacks on the way, she will tear the package first before handing it to Kranz. He can open it himself, yet sometimes that will make the content fall out because the force is too strong. There is a small tear intentionally made to help people do it easier, and Sephiria will always be the one receiving stuff from the counter so she can unpack them, letting him think it’s her habit.

What cool is, Kranz knows it’s not. He also can find the small tear too but he likes that she doesn’t know.

[towards-toramunda]

Ashton “I will crush fate under my boot” Greymoore after feeling that he and Fearne were both fated to find the shard together and seeing everyone assume that Fearne taking the other shard means they’ll be in a relationship now would absolutely pull the “sister” card thats so true to character for them idk why people are shocked by this